Zhu Bajie was stunned when he heard this, and asked, "What is a pity?" ”

Lin Jiawei brewed a feeling, shook his head slightly, and said: "It's a pity that such a heroic man among the immortals has embarked on the journey of learning scriptures, not to mention that the dignified Marshal Tianpeng actually walked 108,000 miles and experienced 9981 difficulties, so difficult, and even became a monk, not close to women, what fun is there in life." ”

Zhu Bajie nodded with deep feelings, the West is really boring, if before, if there was nothing to do, he would practice and train the heavenly soldiers, and when he had nothing to do, he would be much more comfortable than being the Jade Emperor, but it was a pity!

"Second senior brother, why did you accept Guanyin in the first place, how good it is in Gao Laozhuang, I still remember the part of your daughter-in-law now, especially the music, which has become a classic, the road in the west is so hard, how can you endure it, didn't Sun Dasheng also make trouble a few times, went back to Huaguo Mountain, why didn't you make some trouble."

Zhu Bajie thought to himself: "Hmph, another mortal who was deceived by my old pig Shun, all said that my old pig was ignited by Guanyin, and it was not good to think about it, Guanyin only spent a lot of lips and tongue when he lit my old pig, the monkey head was originally pressed under the Five Elements Mountain, Guanyin took the scriptures from the west as an exchange, and sent Tang Seng to release them, and the sand monk was also to avoid the pain of ten thousand arrows piercing the heart in exchange for the west to learn the scriptures, only my old pig not only did not have the exchange of interests, but also quit the five meat and three hates, this is why there is the law number eight precepts, what am I for? The purpose of my renunciation of Heavenly Court's power and status is known to a few people. ”

I can only think about these words, Zhu Bajie never dared to say it, recalling the past, the wine and food of the past have long been gone, and the beautiful ballads are gone, I can't help but be a little distracted: "Alas, it's hard to say, my old pig can only enjoy the most beautiful picture of heaven from so far now, I can't go back to the past, I can kiss Fangze up close... Uh, lie, lie. ”

Lin Jiawei looked at Zhu Bajie's lustful heart and had no lustful guts, and he felt a little funny, and suddenly remembered something, so he stimulated: "Second senior brother, brother, let me tell you something from my heart, say it, don't be angry, in fact, I think you don't live as well as a dog." ”

Zhu Bajie looked at Lin Jiawei's serious words, although he was a little annoyed, he still suppressed it, and was very puzzled: "Why is my old pig not as good as a dog?" ”

Lin Jiawei had an expression of don't believe it, and patiently analyzed: "You know that when Agarwood saved his mother and split Huashan. ”

Zhu Bajie nodded and said, "I know, at that time, my brother monkey made a lot of effort."

"Then do you know the secret affection between Chang'e and Erlang God, if it wasn't for the rules, maybe these two would really be together." Lin Jiawei said matter-of-factly.

Zhu Bajie didn't expect that there were so many stories in it, so he didn't speak immediately, waiting for Lin Jiawei to continue.

"And during this period, the howling dog can be said to act as a messenger for the two, you know, women's immunity to animals has always been very weak, shake a small hand, touch it is still light, and may even offer a kiss that is not necessarily."

Zhu Bajie was stunned for a moment, thoughtful, and felt that it made sense, although it was the Jade Emperor who secretly instructed him to tease Chang'e, but he was really happy later, and then gritted his teeth and said: "The roaring dog is so hateful, my old pig didn't touch Chang'e, he dared... I fought with it! ”

It's just that Zhu Bajie is a little strange in his heart: "How can this mortal provoke the relationship between me and Erlang God, is he really the illegitimate son of the Jade Emperor, knowing that the Jade Emperor and Erlang God are not in harmony, and wants to borrow my old pig's hand to punish Yang Xuan, although my old pig's nine-tooth nail rake can teach him how to be a fairy, cough cough, but how can a monk shoot casually, no, how is his words more like a roaring dog, saying that he trained the roaring dog how to be a dog, my old pig is very happy."

Lin Jiawei didn't know that his casual joke had caused a big bloody case of pigs and dogs, and at this time, he looked at Zhu Bajie's wit and said: "Second Senior Brother, now Heaven does not prohibit marriage, why don't you resign as the Pure Altar Messenger and return to Heaven ......?"

Lin Jiawei just wanted to remind Zhu Bajie to let him come to heaven, but he didn't expect a majestic and loud voice to suddenly appear in his mind: "Hugh is talking nonsense." ”

Lin Jiawei didn't know, his words almost made the great god of the West jump to his feet, and finally deceived a few talents from the heavenly court, although Zhu Bajie wore small shoes for the Jade Emperor before, but who knows if the Jade Emperor is so generous, and this kid doesn't know what the origin is, if he first deceives Zhu Bajie into settling accounts after the autumn, it will be too late, and Zhu Bajie's biggest weakness is that he is a good woman, which the West can't give, and he can be deceived back in almost three or two clicks, so how can he sit in peace, he can't help but say something.

It was the Jade Emperor, who heard the transmission and looked back at the beginning and end, showing a meaningful smile, and his eyes revealed a trace of perseverance and determination.

"What did you say?" Zhu Bajie looked at what Lin Jiawei said, and was even more sure in his heart, is this clearly to recruit himself to return to Heaven, it must be the illegitimate son of the Jade Emperor, it must be, otherwise how could he recruit me, it must be instructed by the Jade Emperor, it seems that the Jade Emperor forgave me, saying that the West is too boring, but there are so many fairies in Heaven, Heaven is the spring of my old pig, whether my old pig is going back to Heaven, returning to Heaven, or returning to Heaven, it is really difficult to choose!

Lin Jiawei came back to his senses and heard Zhu Bajie's question, but he didn't continue the topic, who was the owner of a hovering voice in his mind, which really startled him, so he had to change the topic and said: "I don't know what the second senior brother is doing in my barber shop, this small shop is not yet in business, and the second senior brother doesn't need a haircut, right?" ”

Lin Jiawei looked at Zhu Bajie's bare head and was puzzled.

What's the situation?,Didn't you say that you persuaded me to go back to heaven?,Why don't you say it when it's critical.,Isn't this the appetite of the old pig.,My old pig is just reserved.,Can this picture not turn so fast.,My old pig can't keep up.。

However, after listening to Lin Jiawei's questioning, he almost forgot about business.

"Well, this, that, my old pig heard that you are very good at haircuts, and you are deeply loved by fairies, and... And you can touch it with your hand on the fairy's head, no, it's ... It is to use artistic hands to design the perfect hairstyle. Zhu Bajie hesitantly took out a piece of paper hidden behind him, glanced at it, and said these words.

Lin Jiawei glanced at Zhu Bajie suspiciously, followed his gaze, looked at the paper in his hand, and couldn't help but secretly scream in his heart, isn't this the paper he recruited, it turned out to be taken by this great god, I said how he still knows the hands of art, and thought that he had also secretly gone to the mortal world.

"What do you mean!" Lin Jiawei guessed Zhu Bajie's thoughts: "You want to be my apprentice?" ”

"I heard that Sister Chang'e's hairstyle was made by you?" Zhu Bajie said this, suddenly leaned closer, with a little infatuation and firmness in his eyes, and whispered in Lin Jiawei's ear: "Her hair is very fragrant, if she is your apprentice, can I personally give Sister Chang'e a haircut?" ”