530 Crazy
Tom and I left Xiaoyan's house, and I didn't know how I got out of the courtyard of the villa, my arms lost their strength, just tilted like zombies, my head hung down, looking at the sunlit ground, staggering, uncomfortable.
At this point, I don't know what to do. Just walking mindlessly, the wind seemed to be blowing softly, seemed to blow my hair, seemed to caress my cheeks, and I slowly raised my head, because I heard a shout, it was the cry of a female voice.
I looked towards the source of the voice, I seemed to see Xiaoyan's figure, very clear but also very vague, I didn't think much about it, I ran forward very eagerly.
My steps were very messy~ but extremely fast, and in a moment I ran behind the figure, and then stretched out my arms and hugged her tightly from behind, and at the same time cried with joy: "Xiaoyan, I thought you really left me, Xiaoyan, now I understand how much I love you, I can't live without you." ”
At the same time as I spoke, the figure I was holding tightly began to struggle violently, because of my powerlessness, let her break free from my restraints, and then I felt the hot pain, I was slapped hard, my first thought was confused, I never thought that Xiaoyan would slap me such a heavy slap, is she really going to leave me, is she really hating me?
I covered my face with my hands and looked up at her, but what I saw was not Xiaoyan, but a burly middle-aged woman, I didn't care about the burning pain on my face, quickly rubbed my eyes, and then looked carefully, and found that she was not her.
"You~ Mom, dare to eat Lao Niang's tofu, Lao Niang will let you go around today if you can't eat it."
This strong middle-aged woman pinched her fat waist with both hands, and roared at me with great anger, the voice seemed to form a wave of air rushing towards me, I endured her saliva like a fountain, and now I was like a sculpture, standing motionless, staring blankly, thinking desperately in my heart.
Because what I did had been regarded as a hooligan, and it was also a hooligan to a burly woman like a fitness instructor, which naturally attracted too much attention, and everyone watched the live broadcast of what was happening not far away.
I, the man who was considered a pervert~ wolf, was like a pool of stagnant water, ignoring the crazy woman, and slowly turned around, and then Tom, who was abandoned by me, ran over.
"Father, father, why did you run away all of a sudden?"
Tom's ~ face has a faint fear, but at this time he has become an adult, and I can tell from my face that what is wrong with me?
"Daddy is okay, let's go, let's go home"
I forced out a smile and touched Tom's head ~ and said gently.
"You bastard, you molested the old lady and want to leave, don't leave for the old lady to stand, see if the old lady doesn't pick the skin of your bastard."
It's just that when my words fell, there was a roar behind me like a sow being killed, my face also changed, and my mood was extremely irritable.
But I didn't stop, but took Tom's hand and walked quickly, trying to escape from here, more is better than less, the mood was on the verge of collapse, and now if I am provoked, I don't know what I will do if I lose my mind.
"Ladies and gentlemen, the bastard with the child in front of me just molested me on the street, and now he wants to run, do you just stand by and watch the lawbreakers and stinky hooligans escape?"
When I was just striding to escape, the voice behind me resounded manically again, and this time those who had been watching the excitement were all motivated, but there were not many people who wanted to meddle in things, but there were a few strong men like fitness instructors who surrounded me in groups of three or five, obviously trying to do the right thing for heaven.
And because of these few birds, some other guys who are willing to move but don't dare are also coming towards me, and if I don't comply, I will obviously be beaten in groups.
In the face of such a situation, I was already in a very heavy mood, and this feeling was really bad, because of Xiaoyan's sudden departure, because of Xiaoyan's various words, because of Xiaoyan's mother's indifference and anger towards me, I have been suppressed in my heart, and this moment is about to be unable to suppress, and it will explode immediately.
At this moment, Tom had realized what was going to happen, and his hand was holding me tightly, and I could tell that he was scared, and me? Maybe I wasn't scared at all, but I felt a sense of excitement, the excitement that something that had been suppressed for a long time was about to burst out.
My tearful eyes gradually burst into flames, the flames burned the water this time, my steps continued, if no one stopped me, I also wanted to leave like this, but if someone stopped me, I would not be restrained, and I did not want to explain more, because I understood, no matter how much explanation was useless, most people saw it, I did hug the fat woman tightly from behind, and was slapped by the fat woman, and no woman wants to be molested. 'Obscenity' came out calmly on the street, and when she came out, no one would think much about it, and no one would ask me why I would do such a thing, because in their eyes I have become a pervert~ wolf.
With a perverted ~ mentality, with dirty palms, looking at these few muscular men who have stopped in front of me, I sighed heavily.
"You have to give someone an explanation before you can leave, you still want to leave after playing hooligans, there is no such reason in the world, everyone, right?"
One of the leading men said very solemnly, as if he was Bao Qingtian alive and wanted to exterminate the lawbreakers.
His words ushered in a burst of echo, everyone is a people's policeman, and I am a criminal, or a pervert~ wolf, and at this time, the fat woman also walked over from behind.
Before I could react, he grabbed my collar and continued to yell at me angrily: "Paralyzed, run away, why don't you run, you think my mother is a bully, right?" When has the old lady been molested, you bastard really ate the bear's heart and leopard gall, if you don't teach you a good lesson today, the old lady will not be surnamed Jin. ”
Her saliva continued to erupt, her face was extremely distorted, and all the fat was gathered together, which reminded me of the fat director of the Golden Wood Company, this woman and the fat director had a fight, and it was even more ferocious.
But I ignored her, and instead watched her and reminded Tom, "Tom, you go first, get away from me, and go quickly." ”
Tom was also very obedient, looking up at me with wide eyes, obviously showing a look of fear, but more worry, he understood what was about to happen, and promised me another reminder.
"Okay, father, you want your heart."
"Believe in you, Lao Tzu and me, you just need to watch from afar."
I actually laughed at this time, looking at the fat woman who gritted her teeth and said very loudly, as if I wanted everyone to hear, my arrogance is actually a purpose, and this purpose can make me temporarily reduce the pain in my heart.
"Nima's, I 'molested' my mother and was so arrogant, I slapped you to death."
The fat woman was enraged by my tone, grabbed my collar and roared and raised her huge fat hand to hit my cheek, I knew that if I was slapped by this woman now, I felt that I had to be slapped a few times, and her weight of more than 200 pounds was not covered.
When she roared, I also roared and roared angrily: "You old virgin with no grass ~ girl"
My roar made the fat woman on the verge of collapse collapse, but when she collapsed, the fat woman fell into a moment of sluggishness, but in this moment of sluggishness, I struggled to break free of her fat palm, and quickly dodged to the side, and just when she broke free from her restraints, she relieved herself and yelled at me like crazy: "What did you just do? You do it again, and the old lady asks you to do it again. ”
Looking at the fat woman's dancing body, the hideous face I understood that I had touched her reverse scales, maybe I fell into her heart, she is really an old virgin that no one wants~ Woman, at this moment I can only smile bitterly in my heart, casually can come true, I also feel drunk.
"You're an old virgin ~ girl, no one wants an old virgin ~ girl, what's wrong? It's a virgin ~ woman is lifting you up, don't you know that the virgin ~ woman in this society is incomparably precious? When I was a student, I couldn't find the so-called virgin ~ female, you estimated that you were in your thirties, or a virgin ~ female, it was simply a national treasure-level storage zài, you should be happy, how can you be angry? ”
I also want to be happy and happy, vent and vent, so I started to sarcastically mock the fat woman without holding back, I am actually more terrifying than scolding her and beating her, looking at her appearance, I am naturally very afraid of being known by others that no one wants her, and no man is willing to her, and I am in front of so many people, on the street road where the sun shines, there is a true ~ phase, when a true ~ Emperor is naturally touching her tiger whiskers and reverse scales, but this qiē is what I want, I want to indulge in such a situation, I want to go crazy, maybe that's my way of venting my emotions.
And the people who are there who are angry with me are all my help, but they don't know it.
Under the sky, on the road, in the crowd, there was a fat woman of more than 200 pounds chasing a thin me, I was like a student presumptuously sarcastic fat woman, almost bleeding, and at this time other people were also a little afraid to step forward, for fear that this woman who was as violent as eating biochemical agents would accidentally hurt them, but because of this, the fat woman was played by me, a person who was also crazy.
How could she have caught up with me with such a huge body? At this time, someone had already started taking pictures, and naturally I would not let go of the events that could make the headlines, but now I am also in a state of madness, and I have completely become a student
"You give the old lady a stop"
"Old lady, you ~ big ~ master, obviously you are an old virgin ~ woman and dare to call herself a mother, you really pretend to be mature, old virgin ~ girl."
"You, I'm going to kill you."
"Old virgin ~ woman, old virgin ~ woman is not good like this, there is a good saying, anger hurts the body, you can't be so angry."
"Ahh