Chapter 2 The bald donkey dares to rob the teacher from the poor road

"Chinese cabbage, fresh Chinese cabbage."

"Auntie's fresh cabbage, five cents a pound, has never been arched by a pig, hey, why did you leave?"

Early in the morning, Yun Fan listened to the constant shouting outside, and finally woke up from his sleep.

"I'll go, it's early in the morning, why is it so noisy." Yun Fan pinched his eyes and said, but the next moment the whole person was stunned, now he is the administrator on this street, it is so noisy outside, could it be that something happened.

Thinking of this, Yun Fan hurriedly got up from the bed and ran to the window to look.

I saw that there was a vegetable market opposite me, and people were constantly throttling.

"Damn." Yun Fan scolded secretly, why wasn't it so lively when he came yesterday, remembering what Taibai said, let yourself manage the whole street, it seems that you have to go down to say hello, and you don't sleep.

After a while of washing, Yun Fan was still dressed up yesterday, and his clothes were still in the old rental house, but he still owed the landlord money, so he didn't dare to take it.

Walking downstairs, Yun Fan looked at the lively scene opposite and wanted to step forward to say hello to the vendors, but the next moment he was stunned.

A black wolfdog sat in front of him and lay lazily on the ground.

Looking at the wolf dog, which was one meter and a half a year, Yun Fan couldn't help but break out of a cold sweat on his head, and wanted to go around, but suddenly, the wolf dog also moved, turned to look at Yuanfan, two sharp fangs were exposed, and a dull sound was made.

Forget it, heroes don't suffer immediate losses, I'd better go elsewhere first, Yun Fan thought.

"Wang." At this time, the wolf dog roared at Yunfan, and its four paws jumped like it was about to pounce.

Escape, without the slightest hesitation, a word flashed in Yun Fan's mind and hurriedly ran towards a street, if he didn't run, he was about to be bitten, and he didn't have the money to pay for the medical bills.

"I can't run anymore." Yun Fan bent over and gasped, slowly turned his head to look at the empty scene behind him, a stone fell in his heart, and finally got rid of the wolf dog. ,

At this time, a big hand was placed on Yunfan's shoulder.

"Amitabha, the donor has a relationship with the poor monk."

Yun Fan's expression changed, who did he meet?

"Monk and monk." Yun Fan turned to look at the bald head in front of him with a kind face, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.

"Amitabha, the donor has time to sit in the little monk's temple!" The bald monk said with a smile, his eyes narrowed into a slit.

Yun Fan waved his hand: "No, I don't believe in Buddhism." ”

"Hey." Hearing Yun Fan's words, the bald monk changed his previous smiling face, and said sternly: "Donor, how can you not believe in Buddhism, Buddha is a kind of faith, is a kind of concept, there are many disasters in the red world, only by believing in Buddha can you get out of the sea of suffering, the Buddha said that the sea of bitterness is boundless and the shore is the shore, the Buddha is noble and upright, I have always been proud of myself as a child of the Buddhist family, donor, you have a relationship with the poor monks, but you are willing to take refuge in my Buddha, sit in the futon and listen to my Buddha talk about Buddhism." ”

Yun Fan scolded in his heart: "Damn, where did this monk come from, don't practice well in the temple, and run here to bluff people." ”

"Master, I can't break off seven emotions and six desires, so I still appreciate your kindness." Yun Fan stiffened his head and declined the kindness of the bald monk.

"It's okay, it's okay." The bald monk smiled again: "Isn't it just seven emotions and six desires, I have my own happy Buddha in Buddhism, donor, do you say yes?"

Yunfan Khan, where is this!

Suddenly, an earth-shattering roar came from behind the two of them.

"A dead bald donkey, he actually dares to rob the master with the poor Dao, no, it is a Taoist friend."

Suddenly, a Taoist wearing a Taoist robe and a Taoist crown appeared in front of the two of them.

"Xuanzang, this kid has said that he doesn't believe in Buddhism, you can go back to your temple for me, Taoist and I want to have a good chat with this Taoist friend." As he spoke, the Taoist had already grabbed Yun Fan's right hand.

The bald monk, Xuanzang also immediately grabbed Yunfan's left hand and said, "This benefactor, I have a relationship with my Buddha, Yuding, you still have to go back and forth from where." ”

"Do you want to do it?" Daoist Yuding was furious.

Yun Fan saw it in his eyes, and his heart was depressed, what kind of people are these, you killed me if you were too white.

"Stop, stop, if you don't stop, I'll let the dog go." A shout rang out from a distance, and the three of them saw a handsome man in a security guard uniform walking up.

Savior, Yun Fan cried with joy and really wanted to cry, and was about to ask the security guards to drive the two goods away as his street administrator, only to hear the Taoist Yuding shouting beside him: "Apprentice, you are here." ”

Yun Fan was stunned, apprentice, what's the situation?

I saw the security guard come forward and said helplessly: "I said, how old are you two, why are you still arguing."

"." Yuding scolded: "This bald donkey dares to rob Daoist friends with the Taoist chief, and the disciple quickly accepted this demon monk." ”

"Amitabha. The donor has a relationship with my Buddha. Monk Xuanzang said with his hands together.

The security guard covered his face and said, "The new administrator is about to arrive today, can you stop in moderation?"

Yuding held his mouth and said: "Isn't it just a mortal, what are you afraid of." ”

"Amitabha, the Buddha covenants that all beings are equal." Xuanzang opened his mouth to withdraw the words of the jade ding, but the disdain in his eyes betrayed him.

But the security guard didn't answer the two, looked at Yun Fan, and asked, "Who are you, I don't seem to have seen you?" ”

Yun Fan's smile was more ugly than crying, and said, "I, I am the new street administrator you said. ”

As soon as these words came out, the two people beside him put down Yun Fan's two hands in unison, and each took a step back, looking at him vigilantly.

Yun Fan wondered what was going on, looking at the eyes of the security guard in front of him who had become extremely hot, his body trembled, Damn, what does this person want to do.

"You're really the new administrator." The security guard asked in an excited tone.

Yun Fan nodded hesitantly.

"Boss!" The security guard yelled and hugged Yunfan's thigh.

"Damn, what do you want to do?" Yun Fan was shocked.

"Boss, I've been waiting for you for a long time, you can be regarded as coming." The security guard cried, but there was not a single tear on his face.

"Why are you waiting for me?" Yun Fan asked cautiously.

"Salary!" A gleam flashed in the security guard's eyes, and one word was written, money.

Seeing this, Yun Fan's brain was running quickly, as if he remembered something, and he didn't care about the few people in front of him, so he ran towards his house.

Looking at the three words of the management office in front of him, Yun Fan hurriedly pushed the door in and came to the desk.

"Too white." Yun Fan gritted his teeth, held a business card in his hand, and dialed the phone on the table.

"Toot."

"Toot."

"Hey, this is Taibai, who are you looking for?" Taibai's lazy voice came from the phone.

"Looking for you." Yun Fan replied in a deep voice.

"Yo, it turned out to be Yunfan, what are you looking for me."

"Nima, who are the people living on this street, why do they all look like they are mentally ill, and what kind of security guard actually asked me for money, where can I get money for him." Yun Fan said the whole sentence in one breath, and the depressed mood in his heart was much more relaxed, damn, I finally found a job, why is it so nonsensical.

"Hehe, you've seen it all." Taibai's laughter came from the phone.

Yun Fan raised his eyebrows: "What do you mean?"

"Yunfan, you studied history, and your favorite is mythology and history, right?"

"Not bad."

"Then think about what was wrong just now."

"Something is wrong." Yun Fan frowned, remembering what the Dao man and the bald head called each other just now.

Immediately, Yun Fan scolded: "Damn, this group of people is really insane." ”

"No, no, no, they didn't talk nonsense, and they weren't crazy, the boy should see the facts." Taibai said, as if a sheep cub had been introduced into a wolf's den.

Swallowing his saliva, Yun Fan said, "I don't read much, don't lie to me." ”

"How can I lie to you, you try to call this number from your own mobile phone," Taibai said.

Yun Fan took out his mobile phone suspiciously and entered the number on the business card.

"Sorry, you dialed an empty number."

"Smack." The next moment, the phone in Yun Fan's hand fell on the table, and the whole person sat in the boss's chair, leaning back.

"Who the hell are you?" Pointing to the phone, Yun Fan was frightened.

"Contemptible people are too platinum stars, isn't it written on business cards?"

"Sue you, I'm not superstitious." Yun Fan was bold, but he was not lightly frightened.

"Alas, Yunfan, you have to recognize this world clearly, there are still too few things you know, by the way, I sent you a helper today, it should be there in a while, I still have something to do, then hang up first." When the words fell, the sound of "beep" was already heard on the phone.

Yun Fan stood up tremblingly, and was about to stay away from this place, when there was a knock on the door, and then, a person pushed the door in, which really scared Yun Fan again.

"Hello, I'm a Heavenly Court courier." The man was dressed in a white uniform and wore a hat engraved with the words "Heavenly Court Express", and looked at Yun Fan with a smile.

"Hello." Yun Fan said, the whole person sat on the ground, his voice was a little unnatural, damn, is this the helper Taibai said, why is it a courier?

"Your courier, please sign for it." At this time, the man handed over a box, and the recipient on it was written the name of Yun Fan, and the sender was self-evident, too platinum star.

After taking the box, Yun Fan was just about to ask the man,

But the man had already walked out, and an ethereal voice echoed through the room.

"Ctrip is in hand, just go, Tianting Express, if you want to send it, you will send it, you are the most correct choice."

Yun Fan burst into tears, what kind of people are these!

Yun Fan opened the box in his hand, looked at the contents inside, and couldn't help but exclaim: "I'll go, gourd baby!"

Today's first update, Qianli's new book, I hope everyone will like it, where are the recommended tickets, where are the collections, ask for support!!