Chapter 3 The first task
Looking at the illusory villain with a small red gourd on his head in the box, Yun Fan had a feeling of wanting to cry without tears, this is the helper you found for me, I am believing you when I am too white, I will not be surnamed Yun.
As if sensing Yun Fan's movements, I saw that the villain opened his eyes and flew into the air.
"When we first met, my name was Xiao Jiu." The gourd villain said hello politely, and a doll sounded.
Xiao Jiu, Yun Fan was stunned, and subconsciously asked, "Why aren't you called Da Wa?" ”
Xiao Jiu's big eyes widened, and his face was full of doubts: "What is the big baby?"
"No, nothing." Yun Fan shrugged, forget it, let's talk about business first, I was too frightened today, and it can be regarded as triggering my own immunity.
Looking at Xiao Jiu, Yun Fan said: "Tell me, what the hell is going on with Taibai, and this street, I want to listen to the truth, the detailed kind." ”
"Okay." Xiao Jiu turned around and said, "Taibai, full name Tai Bai Xing, one of the immortals in the fairy world, belongs to." ”
"Wait." Yun Fan interrupted: "You better just talk about a street, I'm not interested in that old immortal thing." ”
"Ah~cut." Somewhere, Tai Bai Xing, who was meditating, sneezed, rubbed his nose, and muttered to himself: "It's strange, I haven't sneezed for thousands of years, and it's like this today?"
Hearing Yun Fan's words, Xiao Jiu said: "A street is a place specially set up in the world by the fairy world, which is dominated by the Jade Emperor and built by Tai Baixing himself. ”
Yun Fan nodded thoughtfully, and then asked, "Then why did you find me, I'm a mortal, I don't seem to have anything to do with these great gods." ”
"There are rules in the mortal world, and even immortals can't be violated, so the Jade Emperor asked Tai Bai Xing to find a mortal as the administrator of a street to manage their words and deeds, which can also enrich the life of a street and let the gods experience the fun of the world." Xiao Jiu looked at Yun Fan and took a deep breath: "And you are the mortal who was chosen. ”
"Get out." Yunfan yelled, "Do you think this is a Digimon?" ”
Xiao Jiu scratched his head and smiled: "That's how things go, by the way, I will pay your salary at the end of the month."
The corners of Yun Fan's mouth twitched slightly: "You let me be a mortal to manage a group of immortals, isn't it an egg hitting a stone, there is no return, what if they are unhappy and send me to drink tea with Lord Yama." No, I can't do it, I'm going to resign. With that, he stood up.
Xiao Jiu shook his head: "No, there is a provision in the contract, if you don't do it, you will give us 10 million liquidated damages."
"Isn't it 10 million, I'll pay you back when I buy a kidney." Yun Fan was ruthless in his heart, thinking of the five-centimeter-thick contract book and the white slip he signed for himself, it was a cheat!
"Still can't do it." Xiao Jiudao.
"Why?"
"If the administrator violates the contract, not only will it be 10 million yuan in liquidated damages, but two people will come to the door and detain you, and the matter of the street cannot be revealed."
"Who, this is a legal society, you just said that immortals can't mess around, who else?"
"Black and white are impermanent."
As soon as these four words came out, Yun Fan suddenly froze, it is true that people are ghosts and not immortals.
Seeing Yun Fan's appearance, Xiao Jiu smiled and said, "Administrator, you don't have to be so worried, the power of these immortals in the mortal world has been sealed." ”
"Oh." A bright light flashed in Yun Fan's eyes, and he said, "Really." ”
"It's more true than pearls, but even if they are sealed, they are only sealed with ninety-nine percent of their strength, so."
"Smack."
Before Xiao Jiu's words were finished, a sound of opening the door sounded, and I saw the previous security guard push the door in, looking at Yun Fan's two eyes shining brightly.
"Boss, salary." Security Road.
Yun Fan ignored him, but asked Xiao Jiu again: "By the way, why did he ask me for my salary, it seems that I am the only mortal on the street you just said, right?"
Xiao Jiu nodded: "Yes, but Tai Bai Xing was afraid that you wouldn't be able to deal with so many people, so he found you a deputy, similar to your bodyguard in the world, the one in front of you." ”
"Then why did he ask me for my salary?" Yun Fan was puzzled.
"As a caretaker, you have to manage everything up and down the street, and the security guard's salary is of course counted."
"Nima, I'm only two thousand and a half a month." Yun Fan shouted.
"You're wrong, you only have one thousand, and one thousand five belong to the security guard in front of you." Xiao Jiudao.
"Nani!" Hearing this, Yun Fan's face froze, this is no longer a question of whether to pit or not, that Taibai is simply fooling people to die, I knew that I would have asked if I was signing the contract, regretting whether I was at the beginning, regretting whether I was at the beginning, alas, if I did this, I would have left one thousand of my original salary of two thousand and a half!
But in front of him, the security guard didn't care what Yunfan's mood was, and said, "Boss, salary." ”
This time, Yunfan is also on fire, and he has been angry all morning, who cares about your salary.
"What's your name, be careful that I deduct your wages." Yun Fan shouted angrily, even if you are an immortal, but now I am the administrator, I am the biggest on one street, and the others will stand aside for me.
Sure enough, when Yun Fan's words came out, the security guard lost his temper, stood quietly to the side, and became a beautiful man.
"Whew." Yun Fan breathed a sigh of relief, but before he could ease his nerves, Xiao Jiu on the side had already spoken.
"Ask the administrator to confirm the first task."
"Mission?" Yun Fan was puzzled, "What do you mean?"
"Even as an immortal, you have to do things according to the rules of the mortal world when you are in the mortal world, and money is also an essential thing, so on this street, as an administrator, you have to collect rent from them, and this is your first task as an administrator."
Yun Fan listened to it in his heart, remembering that Xuanzang and Yuding were originally amiable to him, but when he revealed his identity, the two of them changed their faces together.
"I see." Yun Fan suddenly.
"What if they don't give?" Yun Fan asked again.
"Well, isn't there a security guard?" Xiao Jiu said with a grin.
Yun Fan looked at the security guard who was standing motionless, and said with a suffocating mouth: "Just him?" According to Taibai's personality, the security guard he found for himself must be unreliable, maybe he is just an ordinary general, and he is also a money-hungry person.
"Don't underestimate this security guard, he is."
Before Xiao Jiu could say anything, Yun Fan stood up straight and said to the security guard: "Go, follow me to collect the rent." ”
"Rent?" The security guard was stunned, it didn't seem to be his job.
"Of course, you have your salary only if you have rent!"
Suddenly, the security guard's eyes emitted golden light, and he couldn't help but say something, grabbing Yunfan's arm.
"What are you going to do?" Yun Fan was shocked, this security guard won't have Longyang's fetish!
As soon as he thought of this, Yun Fan only felt that it was dark in front of him, and when he came back to his senses again, he looked at the scene in front of him and couldn't help but shout, "I'll go." ”
Today's second update is delivered.,I think it's good.,It's good to read a recommended collection!!