Chapter 767: Pervert Governor
"Our jewelry here is imported from abroad, and titanium jewelry is only a part. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info Others are available in alloy, resin, plastic, and limited quantities. It was originally prepared for the women of the capital, but you mean to buy it back and make a lot of money. You can make a lot of money, isn't it good for us to make a lot of money by selling it ourselves? Why do you want to make a pot and bowl shopping with a change of hands? ”
"Do you know how to do business as a young man? It's not that I don't give you money, you don't care how much I make? I'm in business, I want to make money! Tell you, there are people above me, from the household, and you dare not sell it to me in your small shop? Come on, drag this unbelievable offspring to the carriage and whip it! ”
An old man next to him said, "This guest officer doesn't know whose land you are stepping on, right?" It's the emperor, that is, you dare to go wild at the feet of the Son of Heaven? Who are you scaring with? Then you go to the door and see who inscribed the plaque of this trading house? ”
The guest officer hurriedly went to the door to look, and then knelt down on the spot: "Shopkeeper, I have eyes and don't know Mount Tai!" If you offend your old man, you will raise your hand. ”
"Okay, okay, get out of the way, don't get in the way at the door." This was said by the old man: "Even the grandfather of the country dares to offend, he has lived enough." ”
"Huh? Grandpa Guo? Oh my mother. He rolled his eyes and fainted.
Kali's illness was finally cured, he didn't dare to think about what he saw or touched, such a beautiful girl was actually a monster! It's definitely a big python! No, pythons don't have scales on them, or they are fish spirits. He solemnly wrote a memo to the emperor and Lord Ao, in which he said that his governor Xingyuan had discovered the goblin, which was changed by the actors of the benevolent and righteous class performing here, and was a beautiful snake, and hoped that the imperial court would order the demon boy and demon girl of the benevolent class to be taken in one fell swoop. Then he sent someone to send the letter to the capital. The Kali philosophy of life is that what I can't get, I destroy it! also pretended to be public and privately made up nonsense to say that Bing'er and Xue'er were goblins and scourges. He's an oversized locust himself.
It's a pity that before him, Bing'er had already written the evil deeds of Kali into pinyin and brought them back to the capital with carrier pigeons, such as collecting money on birthdays and "breaking virginity" for the groom. There are also silver taels for embezzling disaster relief, silver taels for Cao Yun, and silver taels for repairing rivers, and they also look dignified. Let you stink for a few days first, and then settle the account when it's over! Emperor Kangxi was angry when he thought of the lack of virtue that Kali had done. After receiving the Kali recital, Kangxi really wanted to scold, but he held back and said to Aobai: "Lord Ao, what do you think of the Kali Kali Governor's recital?" ”
"Nonsense! Since the Qing Dynasty entered the customs, I have never believed in any evil sects! From Taizu to Taizong, and now you, no one believes these alarmist nonsense! What kind of goblin, it is clear that he wants to occupy the woman of that family, and if people don't obey, he will put a crime and put others to death, this guy is famous for loving the whole person, and the emperor must not be deceived by his nonsense! Ao Bai spoke as if he were the embodiment of truth, forgetting that his nephew had the same words as Kali.
Kangxi was originally worried that Aobai and Kali would be embarrassed, but he couldn't imagine that Aobai would not give Kali face so much. I don't know what happened between them, anyway, Kali was unlucky, the transcript was rejected, and he was reprimanded: "The goblin said that it is not in line with the foundation of my Qing Dynasty, which is very wrong!" ”
This was an ending that the Kali had never expected. He has always been a majestic and majestic character, and now he can be regarded as a prince, the governor of Liangjiang, how big an official is? How much power? Cleaning up a small troupe is almost like twisting a grasshopper to death? How can you still be reprimanded? I don't know who followed the little emperor and slandered. It's not okay to do this clearly, but this humiliation must be taken back!
I don't know who humiliated whom, he still feels quite aggrieved. He didn't know that he was a fierce man in the washbasin, and he did a stupid thing that offended the emperor's authority, plus corruption and bribery, and so on, and finally lost his head!
Kali has always felt that something is not quite right, and it is believed that such a beautiful little beauty will be a fairy. By the way, that Zhao Renyi can do tricks, maybe it was his trick to blind the governor, let himself see a paper-tied monster, and then treat this monster as a little beauty. No, don't treat this governor like a bucket for nothing. If this little beauty doesn't get her hands on it, won't she live in vain? Governor, what is the name of a governor if you can't fulfill your wishes?
The Governor of Kali was very bold and carried out the arrest the next day. His 1,000 soldiers surrounded the inn, saying that it was the rumors of the Renyi class to confuse the people, pretending to be a god and playing ghosts, and they must be severely punished, and today they will arrest the boss of the Renyi class and the newly married proprietress into the governor's palace for interrogation and conviction. Bing'er was very calm and said to her mother: "They are coming for Xue'er, it's okay, don't be afraid, I'll go with Qing'er." ”
Qing'er turned into Xue'er's appearance, and without waiting for the soldiers to come in and catch her, she went out with Bing'er, and some soldiers brought ropes to tie Bing'er, Bing'er said, "I think which of you dare?" ”
The soldiers knew Boss Zhao's ability, so they had to take Bing'er's "husband and wife" to the governor's office.
When Kali saw the little beauty, he immediately forgot everything, and he couldn't wait to fall in love with the man and the woman in his arms for a while, and said to Bing'er seriously: "This governor is not embarrassed for you, I just want to talk to you, then talk to Mrs. first, you are wronged and wait a while." ”
"Wait! Governor Kali, last time, when Zhao and his wife got married, you asked your wife to sleep, is there a shameless person in the world like you who bullied people? What to talk to Mrs. first, it is clear that you want to bully her. ”
"How dare you speak to this Governor! The woman that the governor likes you is your creation, and the governor can afford you, what kind of chastity do you talk about as a play? ”
"Shame on you! Actors are also people! Be dignified too! We are showers, not hues. Don't you want to come to that with Zhao's wife? You have the ability to come in front of me. ”
"What? In front of you? That's not big, is it? Can you bear it? Kali thought to himself: "Zhao Renyi, this kid is still young, surrounded by thousands of soldiers in my Kali, he was frightened and took the initiative to send his little daughter-in-law to the mansion. ”
Bing'er said to Qing'er, "Daughter-in-law, go to bed with the Governor of Kali!" ”
"Yes, husband!" Qing'er looked well-behaved, and called the soul of Kali with the word husband. People don't call the husband at all.
"Xue'er" smiled and walked up to Kali, and the people hurriedly retreated. Bing'er recited the "Beast Taming Technique", and today I want to teach Kali a lesson, so that he has no memory! I saw Qing'er twist his body a few times, and he grabbed Kali and couldn't move, but he didn't let him be scared and fainted, Qing'er is functional, and it is not allowed to be used in normal times, but now it is to punish the wicked, and Bing'er has this in his spell. Therefore, Kali's mind is clear, but his body is controlled by Qing'er. I don't even have the strength to do it.,I was taken to bed by a beauty.,At first he was quite happy.,This little beauty is still very good at understanding the amorous feelings.,But it's getting more and more terrible.,The reason why a beauty is called a beauty.,The main reason why is the face beautiful.,But why is the beauty so scary now? The beautiful face has become the face of a python! The snake hyacinth spit out of his mouth, stretching and shrinking right in front of Kali's eyes, it was so scary! Kali wanted to beg for mercy, but he couldn't make a sound, his body was entangled by the python, strangulation, he couldn't move, let alone speak, and the tendons in his neck bulged.
Bing'er sat across from her, smiling at Kali.
Kali didn't have any ability to parry, and he didn't know where to run away from his former majesty. Bing'er asked, "Kali." Let me ask you, some people say that you have embezzled the silver used to control the river, the silver used for transportation, and the silver for disaster relief, and you have also demanded money from the local governor's yamen for various purposes. ”
Kari nodded hurriedly, he couldn't stand it because he couldn't wait to leave the python's body immediately! It's cold, it's damp, and it's a little sticky.
"Okay, you write it yourself, I'll let you go, write it clearly, you can understand your situation! Madam, let him go first, it's not too late for him to be honest and make out with him. ”
"Yes, husband." Qing'er suddenly changed back to Xue'er's appearance. Stand beside Bing'er. Bing'er said to the subordinates outside, "Bring a pen and paper." Your Excellency the Governor wants to write something! ”
The next person sent in the pen and ink.
"Write it, if you are greedy for ink in something, you can let it go if you write it clearly, and if you write it wrong, I'm sorry. My wife hasn't made out enough with you. ”
Kali thought, "Send them away quickly, write as you write, and don't admit it when the time comes." I scribbled it out, and it was quickly written, and I pressed my handprint, thinking that Bing'er could let go of herself, but this Xiao Zhao boss was not so easy to fool: "Kali, the content of your confession is all made up and scribbled, and the total amount of silver allocated by the emperor to govern the river will not be tens of millions of taels, but you wrote it." However, you've already signed the pledge, so it's counted. Originally, you were not greedy so much, but you wrote more, so you will be punished according to what you wrote. ”
Kali laughed evilly, and was now able to speak: "Haha, cure my sin? You still don't know who I am, do you? I am Kali, Governor of the Two Rivers! You use this kind of illusion to blackmail me, it doesn't count! I have the right to fight, ouch! "Kali's body was entangled by the python again, and Kali was so frightened that he screamed! Is there anything more terrifying in the world than this?
As soon as Bing'er waved her hand, Qing'er left Kali, "I asked you to tell the truth, but you are talking nonsense, in this way, you will say where you put how much money you are greedy for, if you don't tell the truth, I will leave my daughter-in-law here to accompany the governor." You like my daughter-in-law so much. Can it not give you face? "Kali might as well be dead when he hears it!
If you want to tell where you put the money that is greedy for ink, isn't that the life of the Governor? Years of hard work, like a fox, the ghosts and ghosts are pulling into their own pockets, so they have to cover people's eyes and ears, right? Those who can be greedy are greedy, those who can ask for it are wanted, and the more people give for free, the better. I have to do something for people, it's hard enough, can you say it? But if you don't say it, this python is too scary! She's not in a hurry, she can swallow herself in her stomach if she's in a hurry! Just. "All my money is in the hands of my third aunt. She went back to her parents' house. ”
"Hey, you're really going to be fooled? Didn't your third aunt die in childbirth a long time ago? I'm back to my parents' house, and I'm talking to me! I'm a three-year-old, so easy to fool? Come on, I'm going to perform in the evening. ”
"In, in......"
"Don't want to say, do you? Then we're welcome, daughter-in-law, you have a way, see how to solve this matter. ”
I saw Qing'er "swish" and turn into a small green snake, skewering around Kali's body, growing bigger and bigger, strangling Kali's neck, and soon Kali's muscles were bruised, and he couldn't get angry, he kicked and feet and fluttered, shaking his head and nodding his head, which meant that he was willing to say. Bing'er said to Qing'er: "Okay! Listen to the Kali Lords. ”
Kali felt that he was running out of breath, and that he must be very uncomfortable when he was going to die! It's better to be alive. He gasped and said, "In a bookcase in the study, the red box is full of silver tickets. ”
"I, Zhao Renyi, am not as greedy for money as you, take advantage of this time to take your silver, you also know that the northern drought in northern Jiangsu, the victims have come to southern Jiangsu and Jiangsu and Zhejiang, and you haven't seen the victims begging for food on the streets? Can you give birth to this silver with all this money? Use the money you have coveted to give to the victims! Just in front of the Governor's Mansion, a porridge shack was opened! Take the silver! Take it yourself! ”
"Yes, yes, take the money yourself!" Like a chicken pecking rice, Kali kept nodding his head, and Bing'er was about to laugh out loud.
In the square in front of the governor's line, several cauldrons were boiling porridge at the same time, ready to serve to refugees from northern Jiangsu, local beggars and poor people. On the big wall hung a banner with the words "Governor's Porridge Relief Office". Kali's cronies told Kali about this, and Kali was very happy: Zhao Renyi, this kid is really benevolent, he wants to swallow my silver, I am really dumb and eat Coptis chinensis, and I can't say anything about my suffering! No one has seen him take my money, and though the governor has lost some of it, he has gained a good name! He didn't say that it was my personal silver, and my personal money couldn't get it, but he saved me face. Will do things! Let him go, and you don't want his woman. Let him finish the porridge and get out of here!
Bing'er did save face for Kali, so that he had a chance to change, and also talked about his thoughts in the pinyin secret report to the emperor: Kali's ancestor was the founder of the Qing Dynasty after all, and I hope he can learn a lesson and reform himself. Kangxi admired Bing'er's way of doing things, and wrote in a reply: "What the forehead has done is very kind, and I will make a decision after seeing the consequences of his correction." ”
In this letter, Bing'er was directly called "E'er", Bing'er showed the emperor's letter to Xue'er, and Xue'er was so happy that she showed it to her mother-in-law Wenjuan again. Wen Juan took Xue'er's hand: "Gege has wronged you"
"Mother, look at what you said, what grievances does Xue'er have? Bing'er has been kind-hearted since she was a child, and he is Cher's ideal person. The current displacement is temporary, and when the matter of Aobai is resolved, we can return to Beijing. ”
"Who knows when the brothers, uncles and nephews will be in the law? It's still imposing. ”
"Mother, you don't have to worry, you will kill yourself if you do too much injustice. This is the principle of heaven. ”