"Yes! Oh, yes! ”

Concubine Liu jumped out from behind Chen Ru with a loud shout.

Chen Ru clutched his chest, "Concubine Liu, are you trying to scare me to death!" ”

Concubine Liu hugged Chen Ru's arm, "Sister Chen Ru is so beautiful, how dare I scare you to death, if I scare you to death, Chen Ge will definitely beat me." ”

"What nonsense?" Chen Ru glared at Concubine Liu, but there was a smile on her face that couldn't be concealed, and she seemed to be very interested in Concubine Liu's words.

Chen Ge didn't notice Chen Ru's abnormality, after all, he had never thought about it in this regard, so he was relatively sluggish.

Concubine Liu saw that Chen Ru blushed, and knew that it would be okay to joke here, so she turned to Chen Ge and said: "Hurry up and sing a song, and you still want to deceive Sister Chen Ru, didn't you sing very well in the happy variety show last time, or the singer who sang the same name as you." ”

Chen Ge was helpless and pointed at Wei Chen, "There is a professional singer by my side, and there are so many seniors in the bar, don't you want me to embarrass me by letting me sing?" ”

"Oh my God." Concubine Liu suddenly covered her mouth, "You can see this!" ”

Chen Ge couldn't cry or laugh.

Shi Zhimin also came over at this time, "Chen Ge, then go up and sing two songs, and heat up the atmosphere." ”

Shi Zhimin spoke, but Chen Ge could only agree, "Okay, then I'll sing two songs, don't laugh at me if you don't sing well." ”

"Don't worry, it won't." Chen Ru said.

Concubine Liu said: "Don't worry, I will definitely laugh at you, hahaha." ”

Concubine Liu's demonic laughter made several people speechless.

Chen Ge came to the stage, thought about it, and didn't seem to have any songs that were particularly suitable for the current occasion, so he simply put down the microphone and asked Concubine Liu a few people, "What are you singing?" ”

There are a lot of people in the bar now, and when they saw that Chen Ge was not ready, he jumped up, and some people secretly thought that young people nowadays have no three points, and they prefer to be in the limelight with seven points, and finally lifted a stone and hit themselves in the foot.

If it weren't for Chen Ru's presence, I'm afraid some people would have ridiculed him.

Although Chen Ru is not an artist, there is no one present who does not know her, probably only Chen Ge does not know Chen Ru very well.

Concubine Liu told Chen Ge offstage, "In the bar, you sing songs with a stronger sense of rhythm, anyway, don't want Miss Dong last time." ”

Songs with a stronger sense of rhythm are rock and roll.

Speaking of rock, Chen Ge immediately had a song, which can be called a milestone work of domestic rock, and it is also the last song made by his other identity: the sea and the sky.

"Then sing a song about the sea and the sky." Chen Ge said on stage.

The sea and the sky, Cantonese songs, everyone knows that Chen Ge is an artist in Xiangjiang, so it is normal to sing Cantonese songs, and this song is currently very popular, streets and alleys or KTV, but wherever there is a sound, there must be a sea and a wide sky.

It can almost be said that the sea and the sky are a song that hyped up Cantonese songs to a certain extent.

"Today I watched the snow drift by on a cold night"

As soon as Chen Ge opened his mouth, the people in the bar noticed that Chen Ge's singing skills were not just amateur, but also had his own skills and traces of professional training.

Shi Zhimin nodded secretly, it seems that Chen Ge still listened to his words some time ago, as an artist, you have to develop in an all-round way, and most superstars can not achieve today's achievements by unilateral achievements.

Chen Ge's singing skills have improved again during this time.

She didn't know that Chen Ge did this to cover up the traces of the past that were too heavy on his body, so he made some adjustments in his voice, even if others sounded extremely similar to the original song, but professionals in the industry would never think so.

A small change can save you a lot of trouble.

"Even if one day it's just you and me."

After singing in the vast sky, Chen Ru took the lead in applauding, with a twinkle in his eyes.

Everyone else also began to applaud, not only because Chen Ru sang really well, but also because Chen Ru had already applauded, and for Chen Ru's sake, they couldn't help but cheer.

It is said that Chen Ru has an unusual relationship with this Chen Ge, and it can be seen from Chen Ru's move to Chen Ge when he entered the door just now that it is not groundless. And... That Concubine Liu actually got very close to Chen Ge.

It's no wonder that Chen Ge exposed the news of beating people before, but in the end, the thunder was loud and the rain was small.

All kinds of speculations abound, most of which directly pointed to the relationship between Chen Ge and the second daughter.

Ye Shuo was the only one in the bar, he was not very happy, Chen Ge opened his mouth, the words he had just praised Ye Shuo were a little harsh when he thought about it now, Ye Shuo thought to himself that it would not be this kid who specially satirized and demolished the stage.

This thought just flashed away, Ye Shuo threw it out of his mind, looking at Chen Ge's appearance just now did not look like a false compliment, and the relationship between Chen Ge and Chen Ru Ye Shuo saw it in his eyes, thinking that Chen Ge didn't need to step on himself.

Concubine Liu applauded and shouted in the audience: "I can't understand the song you sing, let's do it again!" ”

Chen Ge's face darkened, this little girl is purely here to dismantle the stage.

Concubine Liu didn't have this consciousness, and continued to shout: "Hurry up and sing, you don't understand what you're saying at all, can you understand what you sang just now, don't play tricks." ”

Chen Ru pulled Concubine Liu, "Don't make trouble, who doesn't know that you grew up in Guangdong when you were a child, how can you not speak Cantonese." ”

Concubine Liu jumped and pouted: "Sister Chen Ru, don't favor him with lust and light friends, I will be wronged." ”

In this way, Chen Ru really couldn't pull it, and if he continued to pull, he would admit that he was heavy on sex and light on friends.

Chen Ge could only say: "I'll have another gentleman, if you don't sing very well, I hope you can take care of it more, if you can't do it, you can cover your ears." ”

Everyone was stunned, and then they were amused by Chen Ge's stalk.

"It's been a long time since I've seen any characters."

"You gave the cuffs of the white shirt that you dressed carefully"

"Try to be as empathetic as possible"

"Frequent exposure of self-deceivers"

The song "Gentleman" is not suitable for singing in a bar, but fortunately, these people in the bar are not lonely men and women who come to have fun, so there is nothing suitable or inappropriate.

This gentleman is the song that Chen Ge thinks he sings best, because he has gone through this stage before, so he can grasp it emotionally well.

Chen Ge slowly glanced at everyone in the audience.

"The more you disguise it, the more profound it becomes"

"You said I said that I heard and endured the insincere passage"

"I've decided to be sad about myself anyway"

Chen Ge's gaze slowly moved forward, pausing when it landed on Chen Ru.

"I want to touch your hair, it's just a simple temptation."

"Can I give you a hug like I used to?"

Chen Ru looked at Chen Ge's crystal ball-like fragile eyes on the stage, and listened to his slightly sad voice, only to feel as if he had been grabbed fiercely in his heart.

"Are you serious about taking half a step back?"

"A small action still hurts so much"

"I can only talk to you by playing the role of a gentleman"

Chen Ruzheng looked at Chen Ge on the stage in a daze, Concubine Liu suddenly came over and said in Chen Ru's ear: "Sister Chen Ru, what do you want?" ”

Chen Ru was startled, his head turned to the left, and then his eyes widened like an electric shock.

The two women actually kissed.

Chen Ge, who was originally very involved on the stage, burst out laughing when he saw this scene.

Everyone looked at Chen Ge who was suddenly laughing suspiciously, followed his gaze, and saw Concubine Liu and Chen Ru who were nothing.

Concubine Liu glared at Chen Ge on the stage fiercely, and her heart fluttered at the same time, Sister Chen Ru actually kissed me just now, could it be that I miscalculated before, what she liked was not Chen Ge, but me? And was seen by Chen Ge, the big villain, what should I do.

Chen Ru's face turned even redder, his eyes shrank and he didn't dare to look at Chen Ge, the accident just now was actually seen by Chen Ge, and now he was embarrassed in front of him.

The two girls who have always been very aggressive, at this time, one was eager to beat Chen Ge, and the other was eager to find a crack in the ground to hide.

Chen Ge coughed on stage, "I'm sorry, it was my fault for laughing just now, you are all my seniors, I didn't mean it just now, yes"

Chen Ge met Concubine Liu's murderous gaze in the audience, "I just thought of something funny, I'm really sorry." ”

"What's funny, let's talk about it." Zhang Xu said.

This sentence forced Chen Ge into a corner, and he had to think of an interesting story. Zhang Xu didn't have any other story, he originally had good intentions and wanted to relieve Chen Ge's embarrassment, but he didn't think that he had done something bad with good intentions.

Where did Chen Ge think of something funny, Concubine Liu danced her little fist and signaled that if Chen Ge dared to say what happened just now, he would bear the consequences, and Chen Ge could only think of a joke on the spot.

"I have a female friend, on the way to Ice City today, I saw that she was not very happy, so I asked her what happened today."

She said, 'I hit my shirt.'

"My friend usually doesn't pay attention to these details, so I asked her, it's not such a big deal, why do you care so much?"

She said: You don't know, it's okay to bump into someone! I bumped into the saddle of the bus when I was on the bus today, and I wore it today exactly like the saddle of a bus! ”

"I'll persuade her, you don't care about people, what do you care about the car seat?"

The people in the bar are also a little puzzled, what is so funny about this story, you can sing and laugh.

Chen Ge paused here for a moment, but in fact, the story was not finished.

Seeing that everyone was a little confused, Chen Ge continued: "She said: You don't know, I collided with the bus seat like this, and a young man got on the bus, boom! It's on my lap with a butt! ”

"Hahahaha!" There was a burst of laughter in the bar.

"This young man is funny."

Chen Ge secretly pinched his sweat, fortunately, I have a good memory and memorized the jokes from my previous life word for word.

"Giggles" Concubine Liu laughed the most, but she didn't let go of Chen Ge, "Who is that friend of yours?" ”

Chen Ge's eyes rolled and he thought about it, "I can't say this, I'm afraid of leaking other people's privacy." ”

"It's so boring, I can't even say my name." Concubine Liu muttered, but didn't ask again, after all, Chen Ge didn't want to say it, and he couldn't force him to say his name.

Chen Ge held back his stomach and said: "My friend's name is Concubine Liu, female, height 168, weight 49 kg, ID number is 1324"

No one could hold back their laughter this time, even Chen Ru covered his mouth and laughed.

Only Concubine Liu was angry and unhappy, she heard it, Chen Ge was ridiculing her, she even said her ID number, and she actually said that she couldn't say her name!

As soon as Chen Ge said this, the atmosphere on the scene was much better, and it was more relaxed and active than just now.

Zhang Xu in the audience also knew at this time, Chen Ge didn't really think of something when he laughed just now, maybe it was why.

Zhang Xu looked at the friends in the bar who had not yet arrived, but some people had lost interest, Zhang Xu looked at Chen Ge on the stage, and suddenly had an idea, and beckoned to Chen Ge offstage.

Chen Ge walked over.

Zhang Xu said to Chen Ge: "Chen Ge, what you just did, is it true? ”

Chen Ge smiled bitterly: "How can it, it's made up." ”

Zhang Xu smiled, "That's easy, Chen Ge, do my brother a favor." ”

"What's the matter, Brother Xu, you say."

"Today, it's just that the old brother forgot to invite a host to warm up, you see that the people are not all yet, but some friends are sleepy. So my brother wants to ask you, do you think about the jokes you just said, are there many? ”

Chen Ge thought for a while, "Anyway, it's a lot." ”

"Then you will make a cameo appearance as a host today, do my brother this favor, and count me as owing you a favor."

Chen Ge smiled: "Brother Xu, if you say this, you will see the outside, if you are not humane, you will talk about it first, of course I will help if there is something, first you can rest assured that I will do it." ”

"Of course I don't worry, you see that as soon as you said that joke just now, everyone was very happy."

"Okay, Brother Xu, then I'll go up."

Chen Ge came to the stage again, but he didn't expect to have an unexpected gain today, and he could make a cameo appearance as a host.

As for jokes, Chen Ge really has a lot of them, talk shows such as "Post-80s Tonight" and "Runaway Event" in his previous life are all the rage, and jokes emerge in endlessly, and it is really not difficult to pick a few high-quality jokes.

Chen Ge raised the microphone, "Hello guests, I am the owner of this bar."

People looked at Zhang Xu, and then at Chen Ge, wasn't the bar opened by Zhang Xu?

"A fan of Zhang Xu."

The second half of Chen Ge's sentence picked up.

There was a boom and the people in the bar laughed and applauded.

Chen Ge said: "This time, Boss Zhang Xu temporarily invited me to make a cameo as a host, I said brother, I can't do it, I haven't done this." Big brother Zhang Xu said to me, man, you can't say no. I thought about it and said, Brother Xu, promise to complete the task! ”

This paragraph has a bit of connotation, and it is another burst of laughter.

"To be honest, don't look at me standing on the stage now, it's still like that, in fact, I used to be far behind, and it was not related to the professions of actor and host, because I used to be very fat. How fat did I use to be, I went to buy clothes, I went to the store, and basically the first thing I said to the waiter was, girl, there is something I have to make clear to you first. I'm not a stammer. The waitress girl is very strange, what do you mean by that? I said to her, "Girl, get me a fork fork L for this dress!" ”

This time the laughter was even worse.

Concubine Liu patted Chen Ru offstage, "It's really funny, wouldn't it be nice to just say the five-pronged L!" ”

More and more people came in the bar, Zhang Xu entertained people one by one, and everyone who came in found a place to sit down and listen to Chen Ge tell jokes on stage.

At this time, a person came in from outside, a young girl about twenty years old, if Chen Ge paid attention, he would definitely be able to recognize it, it was the fan who had taken the video with Chen Ge before.

Zhang Xu saw her and walked over with a smile, "Lemon, it's coming!" ”

The girl smiled and said, "Uncle Zhang's bar is open, that must come." ”

Zhang Xu said: "Just find a place to sit, you're welcome." ”

Lemon smiled: "Of course I'm not welcome to Uncle Zhang." ”

At this time, after Chen Ge's joke on the stage was finished, the people in the bar laughed again, and Lemon looked at the stage curiously, and his eyes instantly lit up like wax.

Chen Ge didn't notice the lemon and continued to liven up the atmosphere.

"I used to have low self-esteem, not only because of myself, but also because I had a very good tablemate. His family is rich, handsome, and has excellent grades. A few days ago, we met again, of course, I'm not the same now, I thought, I must compare him to him when I see him. But when I went to his house, I found two Humvees in front of his house, Humvees, and they were luxury cars, so I asked him, this car is yours? ”

"He said, 'Yes, it's mine.'

"Then why don't you just drive one, why do you want to get two? Cars are a means of transportation, isn't it a luxury and waste for you to get two? ”

"He said, "Cough, who drives this broken car, I usually use it here as a stone lion."

"I was very angry at the time, he was better than me when he was a child, why is he still better than me at this time? How could he be so rich! I'm not happy! I'm, at me! I'm so angry that my stomach hurts, I want to go to the toilet! I'm! Ooh! There are three rolls of toilet paper in his toilet! I'm mad, this is pure heart angry with me! Wash him all away! ”

Chen Ge's performance in the lemon stands was unbearable, because Chen Ge's expression was too interesting, and his body and language were carried out at the same time.

"After washing away his toilet paper, my stomach hurt even more, it wasn't angry, it was really feeling! No way! I have to go to the toilet first, I can't help it, I'll talk about it after the ending! ”

"After I solved it, I couldn't get out, and the paper was washed away by me, what should I do? No way, cheekily call him. I said I'm in the toilet, come and save me. ”

"He asked me, 'Which toilet are you in?' The one on the left or the right on the first floor? The one on the left or the right on the second floor? Or on the third floor? Where is a big toilet on the third floor? ”

"I was in a hurry, where do you have so many toilets at home? I'm on the second floor! The one on the left! He asked me, no, I remember there were three rolls of toilet paper in that toilet! ”

"I said I'm sorry, I've used it all, but it's not enough. At that time, he said to me in a particularly convincing tone, Chen Ge, Chen Ge, since I was a child, I felt that I couldn't compare to you, today I thought I must have won, but I didn't expect that I still lost, I can't pull so much! ”

Chen Ge said this completely on the spot, everyone burst into laughter, and at the same time convinced Chen Ge.

"Hahaha! Chen Ge, why are you so funny?! ”

"Chen Ge has another one!" (To be continued.) )