Section 418 The first play, Sima Chao
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Li Huaifeng and Sima Lan rode forward together, and the two horses ran almost side by side. However, Li Huaifeng's horse and foot strength was already very weak, and he couldn't outrun Sima Chao at all.
Li Huai is like a bicycle pedaling wildly, no matter how fast it is, it is not as fast as Sima Chao's motorcycle. Therefore, after a while, Li Huaifeng was left behind by Sima Chao.
All the people in front of the big screen laughed, this kind of duel is simply unequal. Sima Chao's horse ran alive and vigorous, and his hooves were full of joy; Li Huaifeng's horse disease was like a trot. At such a speed, how could Li Huaifeng win? How could Sima Chao lose?
Li Huaifeng and Sima Lan both had multiple cameras and radios on their clothes, so the broadcast room was constantly switching from the two of them and the cameras on the off-road motorcycle. What happened to them, the route they passed, was clearly seen by the peripheral audience.
At this time, many people were worried about Li Huaifeng, although the debate was fierce before, but who would have thought that Li Huaifeng would lose at the starting line from the beginning? gave Sima a fast horse and rode a sick horse himself. Is there still suspense in this ending?
Sima Chao was also very proud, he didn't expect that the victory would be so easy, it wasn't even a game at all.
However, after Sima ran all the way along the established route, he saw a big man standing there in the distance.
The big man is more than two meters tall, with a big bald head, many tattoos on his body, and a tiger head knife in his hand, looking very vicious.
Sima Chao's horse ran to him, stopped, and was about to say something, when he heard the big man say: "I opened this mountain, I planted this tree, if you want to live from here, leave to buy road wealth." You have to dare to say 'no'! Wow yes! Slaughtered you with a knife, master, I don't care if I kill you! β
Sima scratched his head, not knowing what to say for a moment.
He felt that this person appeared too strangely, robbing the road in this kind of old forest of Huangshan!? There are usually no talents here, right, whether it's robbing the road or passing by, it's strange to appear here!
But this guy actually chose to rob the road here, please, do you usually have a business?
Sima grabbed the horse: "Who are you?" What are you going to do? β
The dog basket brandished a tiger-headed broadsword: "Rub! Are you in a bad brain or something? I'm a robber! Quick, hand over everything that is valuable. β
Sima Chaoxin said that I am really a dog, and in this place where birds don't, I actually met a robber.
All the people in front of the big screen were also stunned.
What's going on? In the barren mountains and mountains, there was a robbery? That's weird, right? This robbery feels like it fell from the sky!
Zou Bad's face twitched: "Such a weird plot was actually caught up by Ah Chao." β
Zhong Meijia was worried about Li Huaifeng at first, as soon as she saw the dog basket, she was sneered, and said that this Li Huaifeng was really bad enough, I don't know what method I used to contact the dog basket, and I came here today to find Sima Chao's bad luck.
Luo Meiwei and Luan Ying looked at Zhong Meijia's expression and state, and seemed to understand in an instant.
"Good, good!" Luo Meiwei shouted: "This robber is really a good person!" β
Xie Wenbin said in his heart that I heard it fresh, it was a good person who robbed the Tao, and the one who was robbed deserved it?
Sima Lan was also a little depressed: "This big brother, I appeared here, how could I bring cash or something like that?" If you want to make a fortune from this, you should also go to the city, how many people can you meet in the mountains in a day? β
The dog basket waved his hand: "I don't want to go to the city, there are too many people in the city, there are many people, there are many eyes, there are many quarrels, there are many quarrels, I don't like right and wrong." Right here, whoever you meet counts, don't say you don't have it, hurry up and pay for it! β
Sima turned over and dismounted: "I warn you, I'm not an ordinary person, if you don't want to suffer, get out of here!" β
"Yo he! How dare you threaten to rob? Dog Basket brandished a big knife: "I've been here for so long, and I finally met a passerby, and I have to do this deal." If you dare to fight back, Uncle promises to make you regret it. β
How did Sima Lan know that the dog basket was a master of Asura Cheng DΓΉ! But this is not to blame him, who would have thought that an Asura level master would rob here?
So, a second later, Sima was beaten and vomited blood, and sat on the ground.
"Big brother." Sima Lan said sincerely: "I'm in a hurry today, I beg you to let me go, the things on my body, the things on the horse, which one you like, as long as you let me go." β
Dog Basket nodded: "Well, count you as acquaintances." β
Sima Lan threw the travel bag hanging on the horse to the dog basket, and ran on his horse, but unexpectedly, in a few breaths, the dog basket came suddenly, landed in front of the horse, grabbed the reins of the horse, and pulled Sima Lan off the horse.
"Liar! You liar! You're a bad person! I don't know how filthy your morals are. β
Sima Chao was about to cry, why are you practicing such good kung fu as a robber? And you, a roadblocker, who is in a robbery, what qualifications do you have to say that I am a bad person? Your morality is weird, isn't it?
"Brother! I did come out to camp today, and I didn't bring anything valuable at all, either you leave me a phone number, or a WeChat ID, QQ number, I'll wait for me to go back, I'll transfer money to you, I promise, I'll give you as much as you want. β
Dog Basket looked at Sima Chao in surprise: "I'm the second Ao!" You're insulting me! You have insulted not only my professional ethics, but also my intelligence! Let you go back, and leave you a phone number, should I tell you my ID number and social security number? β
"Okay."
"Okay, uncle!" The dog basket said: "Hurry up and pay the money, if you don't pay today, don't want to go over here!" β
Sima hurriedly turned around the ground: "Big brother, just say, how can you let me pass, except for letting me take the money." β
The dog basket said: "Really no money? β
Sima cried and said, "I really don't have any money." β
Dog Basket sighed: "Alas, even if I'm unlucky, so be it, you just need to sleep with me, and this matter will be over today." β
Sima Chao almost choked to death without a breath.
Everyone staring at the screen looked at each other.
"Hey, isn't it? Is the rebellion of God in St. Paul going to be sodomized by a man in the mountains? β
"Holy, that's weird, isn't it? Take a good look at it. β
Du Shishi's face turned red at that time, and Luo Meiwei asked Du Shishi with a red face: "Sister Shishi, men and men, can also ...... Yes? β
Du Shishi blushed and scolded: "You don't know, how could I know about this kind of thing!" β
Zhong Meijia tilted her neck: "This guy ...... Do you have this hobby? β
Zou Bad looked at the five big and three thick dog baskets on the screen and said: "This guy is stronger than a bodybuilding champion, if Ah Yan is given by him...... What's inside, the body must not be broken! Hey, it's uncomfortable to think about. β
Sima Lan was also scared enough at that time, and his body trembled, this big man was not only huge. His kung fu is better than his own, and if he wants the overlord to make a bow, he can't resist at all! I can't run, I can't fight, is it, the second young master of the Sima family, want to give a big man who blocks the road and robs in front of everyone?
Sima was frightened and couldn't speak: "Dada, big brother, I beg you to go around me, I really don't have that hobby, I, I, in fact, have always had hemorrhoids ......." β
The dog basket said dissatisfiedly: "What do you think? It's just that I'm going to sleep here, and you help me control the wind, and if any beast comes, call me, do you understand? β
"Ugh." Sima wiped the beads of sweat, this hatred in his heart!
What the hell is this? But it's okay, while he's asleep, I can sneak away or give him a knife.
The dog basket has a straw stick in its mouth, lying on a slope, closing its eyes and resting its mind. Sima Chao didn't dare to leave, he saw it just now, this big guy's light skills and speed are too good, so good, so if he didn't really sleep to death, he would definitely not be able to escape.
The dog basket slept for a long time, and Sima Chao was anxious, so he saw Li Huaifeng riding the sick horse in the distance and trotting over slowly.
Li Huaifeng rode his horse and muttered: "Alas, your foot strength was so good yesterday, and today is like this, I don't know what to say about you." Look at that buddy of yours, the one who is running around with Sima is happy, and then look at you, a few wolves will scare you, it's really useless. β
"Huh? Isn't it Sima Chao in front? Why didn't he get off the horse and leave? Li Huaifeng raised his hand and shouted: "Hey! Sima Chao, are you waiting for me? β
Sima looked at it randomly, okay, Li Huaifeng has arrived, and he still can't get over here.
Sima Lan hurriedly raised a finger: "Shhh Then he pointed to the dog basket.
Li Huaifeng laughed and walked over: "I can't see that you are quite interesting, you are really waiting for me here, okay." β
Sima Chaoxin said what a fart, are you willing to wait for you here? Isn't that because of a ruthless man!
Sima walked up to Li Huaifeng: "Be quiet, I met a robber, when he falls asleep, let's go." β
Li Huaifeng said indifferently: "He sleeps with him, I go with mine, why should I wait for him?" He didn't even get off the horse, but walked straight over.
Sima looked at it randomly, Li Huaifeng was going to go ahead of him, this is not good! So he hurried to wake up the dog basket: "Little brother! Little brother! Your business is coming! β
The dog basket opened his eyes, glanced at Li Huaifeng's back, laughed in his heart, and said to Sima Chao boringly: "I only do one business a day, and if I rob you today, I won't rob others." β
Sima hurriedly circled around the dog basket: "Why? Why only rob one person, besides, I don't have no money, if you rob him, he may be rich! β
The dog basket turned over: "Who will appear here with money in this barren mountain and wilderness." β
Sima Lan raised his right hand, his face became longer and his teeth became sharper: "Then why are you robbing here, and you won't let me go!" What do you mean! β
The dog basket turned over and beat Sima Chaos: "I am so willing, this is the professional ethics and moral self-discipline of a professional robber!" You know what! β