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The second more

Dear friends, yesterday I had a stomach cold, accompanied by a fever, so I broke off for a day, and today my state is better, I will compensate for the four more, if the four more can't be completed, I can't stand it for two consecutive days. Markor is busy updating chapters every day, and the guest officer remembers to come often.

Seeing Li Huaifeng riding his little donkey away from him, but this loser robber actually pulled himself and didn't let him go, Sima Chao really felt that his mind was very messed up now.

Why did you encounter such a strange thing at the beginning of today's journey? Not to mention robbery here, and only one transaction a day, I was unlucky to arrive first, and he was lucky to be so slow.

"Please, little brother, you are a robber, and there is a limited supply of robbery, first come, first served every day?"

The dog basket shone on Sima's nose with a punch: "What's the matter?" There are rules, if there is a person on this road, they will be robbed, so who will dare to walk in the future? Even if there are only two people passing by every day, and I only rob one, there is a 50% pass-through rate, so that there will be customers passing by constantly. If some men, women, and children are all robbed without discrimination, who will dare to pass by here in the future? ”

Sima covered his nose and said in his heart, "But, even if you do this, no one will come here often, right?" This is the mountain."

The dog basket said, "What's wrong with that?" From the day I decided to rob, I told myself that the stage is as big as the heart. I want to take a long-term business and the concept of sustainable development must not be shaken. Although the market here is very small, as long as I manage carefully, rationalize the layout, maintain innovative ideas, and actively expand the market, it is definitely not a dream to make a fortune. The important thing is to endure loneliness at the beginning of entrepreneurship, endure loneliness, and establish my own brand image. Robbery is a sacred profession, people without dreams are like salted fish, I have read books written by Jack Ma and Yang Lan, and their definition of success in life has inspired me a lot....... ”

Sima Chao was stunned, okay? He was scorched by the thunder on the outside and tender on the inside, and he was in a trance, okay? At this time, he didn't know how to complain at all.

This grandson just said, "I opened this mountain, and I carried this tree", and he was full of words and shouted to himself as a robber in the green forest, how did he lie down for a while and then get up and start to share his entrepreneurial experience with me sentence by sentence? Am I falling for illusion? This Nima is not scientific, you have hands-on ability, and you have a business philosophy, so it's too condescending to rob here, right?

The dog basket grabbed Sima and chatted for more than forty minutes, and Sima cried.

Not only Sima Chao, but everyone who watched the big screen felt that the world had suddenly become a lot weirder. This is simply a whimsical plot, either a rotten web novel, or a disgusting and inferior TV series

Dog Basket looked at his phone: "Okay, the time is almost up, you have to hurry, about my entrepreneurial ideas, I will share them with you next time." Remember, no matter where you go and how hard you hit, don't be discouraged, failure is the mother of success, how can you see a rainbow without experiencing wind and rain? Only those who constantly get up from setbacks and disappointments are qualified to meet the final victory. ”

Sima Lan nodded: "Big brother, I have convinced you today, you are the first person I have ever seen in my life who dared to rob me, but I dare to say that in my life experience of being robbed, you are the most superb in terms of cultural level and theoretical knowledge, we will have a period later." ”

Sima Chao finally gained freedom, he originally left Li Huaifeng far behind, but now it is good, I don't know how far he was left by Li Huaifeng.

Sima turned over and got on his horse, galloped all the way, chasing Li Huaifeng fiercely, gritting his teeth with hatred in his heart. How could there be such a strange thing in this big mountain? That's right, Li Huaifeng is also wonderful, and he also came out of this big mountain. Phew, Lao Tzu was so unlucky, he chatted with a psychopath for more than an hour.

But Sima ran confidently, his horse was rested, ate grass, and now ran faster.

But many people in front of the big screen are still confused, where is this? This plot is too paradoxical, right? How could such a place come out of thin air with a robber?

Sima Chao didn't have the heart to think so much, he kept whipping the horse's buttocks, and the horse ran like a stimulant.

According to the established route, there is a small canyon in front, which is only more than two meters wide, and there are cliffs on both sides, like a crack in the middle of a big mountain.

In the distance, Sima Lan had almost seen Li Huaifeng's back, and he was immediately overjoyed, and his heart said that it was nothing, even if you were let go for more than an hour, you were not caught up by me when you rode that sick horse? Hmph, a small episode, it doesn't change the result at all

Sima Ranman likes to ride his horse happily, and goes straight to Li Huaifeng, getting closer and closer, until Li Huaifeng's horse swoops out of the canyon, Sima Ranman finds that there is a light ahead, and the canyon has come to an end.

However, Sima Lan clearly saw that as soon as Li Huaifeng's horse jumped out, a group of people walked in at the mouth of the canyon opposite.

The first ones are the bone dragons and the little ghosts. The bone-turning dragon and the little ghost are dressed in heavy filial piety, with a fan in their hands, crying and walking in the front, the four people behind carry a coffin, silently follow, and then there are four people blowing suona, playing cymbals, throwing paper money all over the sky, this is a funeral team

Sima was stunned for a moment, shook his head vigorously, and rubbed his eyes again. That's right, he read that right, the cliff is a funeral procession.

Damn, this mountain is so weird, there was no one yesterday, why is it so lively today? Even the funeral procession came out? In other words, if you bury your relatives here, will it be convenient to burn paper for festivals in the future?

It's about to come to you.

The bone dragon suddenly raised his hand, the whole team stopped, and he lay down next to the coffin: "What? Daddy, you, you, you, what are you talking about? Oh, tired, tired? Want to take a break? The bone dragon straightened up: "All of them, don't don't go, I'm ...... My dad will talk about it, and he will rest for a while. ”

As a result, the four coffin bearers turned the coffin horizontally, and four large bluestones were padded underneath, and they stopped completely.

Sima Lan had already run to him at this time, and when he saw it, I wiped this group of bastards, and turned the coffin sideways, this road is already narrow, how can I pass if you cross it?

Sima grabbed the reins and pointed with his whip: "What are you doing?" ”

The Bone Dragon glanced at him and ignored him, continuing to sit on the ground and fan the wind with his hat.

"Hey, I'm talking to you" Sima shouted: "Good dogs don't get in the way, I'm in a hurry, you hurry up and make my debut"

The bone dragon gave him another blank look, and continued to pretend not to hear, but still didn't say anything.

Sima Chao is in such a hurry, and his heart says that I am a dog on the cliff, why do I have to make trouble with me today? Yes? In this wilderness, it doesn't matter if there is a robbery, at most, I will review the Water Margin by myself, but how can this funeral come to join in the fun? And the road was blocked in such a narrow place

Sima Lan took the whip and pointed at the Bone Dragon: "I'm talking to you, what are you doing here, do you still know human language?" ”

The Bone Dragon threw away his hat in an angry manner, stood up and faced Sima Ran, blushing and saying thickly: "You, you, you, your father is dead...... ”

Sima yelled: "How can you talk when your father is dead?"

The Bone Dragon said: "I, I, my father, yes, yes, yes, ......yes, ”

"My father is not dead" Sima said nonsense: "You just don't have an analogy, there is something to say"

The Bone Dragon said: "You, you, you, you ......"

"My dad died." Sima was convinced: "Then, you go on, just hurry up, you are my father." ”

The Bone Dragon continued: "No, no, no funeral."

Sima said chaotically: "The funeral is a funeral, but you don't need to come here, right?" Besides, you're in the way, get out of the way, I'm in a hurry."

The bone dragon said: "No, no, no, no, let, this is my father's tiredness, I want to rest." According to the rules of our village, the coffin cannot fall to the ground, and it has to be erected with something. It is necessary to rush to the east with the head and head to the west. Except for the ....... ”

Sima wandered around the ground in a hurry, seeing that Li Huaifeng had gone away again, and he was delayed here by this group of people again: "Okay, look at how hard you talk." ”

Sima turned around and asked the little ghost, "You are also the son of the man in this coffin, right?" ”

The little ghost opened his round eyes and asked loudly as if behind his ears, "What did you say?" ”

"I ask, are you the son of this man," Sima asked, pointing to the coffin.

The little ghost waved his hand: "I have a son, I can't recognize you, you ask others if they are missing." ”

Sima Chao immediately roared: "Why do you want to recognize your father, I mean, your coffin has to be moved." ”

"What? You say you can't live? The little ghost was surprised and asked, "Why can't you live?" ”

"I mean, I've got something urgent, I have to get over here," Sima raised his voice.

"Huh? Would you like to be my son? The little ghost sighed: "Okay, then I'll recognize you as a ......." ”

"Who is going to use you to recognize" Sima waved his hand angrily, he didn't expect that this person who spoke sharply, his ears were not good, so he continued to raise the volume and pointed to his watch: "I said I had to leave in a hurry"

"Huh? You just got raped? Still by a dog? ”

Sima ran like crazy: "Are you listening to me?" ”

The little ghost slapped his thigh anxiously: "You stinky boy, you speak louder, say generously, don't talk dry."

Sima turned around three times in a chaotic manner, pointed at himself and said to the little ghost: "My name is Gangaba, my throat and eyes are about to smoke."

"Ah, you think I'm a father today?" The little ghost turned back to the bone dragon and said, "This kid, Renyi, was happy to be like this when he saw me for the first time, and I want to take him as my godson." ”

Bone Dragon: "He, he, he, what he said, and you, you, you, you and you, no, no, no...... It's one thing, everything. ”

Sima Chao collapsed, he wanted to kill someone. (Markne)