At this time, Cao Wei's partner He Tian also frowned, he and Cao Wei have been partners for more than ten years, and they have been in the industry for more than 20 years, and their eyesight is naturally not bad, although Lin Feng and Zhang Xiaohua's cross talk has just started, but the two of them are steady, and they are not slow or urgent, and the burden is one after another. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Looks like we're going to be in trouble today." He Tian whispered.

Cao Wei nodded: "I didn't expect Lin Feng, this kid to come prepared, Lao He, we will have to sell our strength later, if we really lose to Lin Feng and Zhang Xiaohua, our face will be lost." ”

"Well, you must be in the best shape!" He Tian nodded in agreement.

Unlike Cao Wei and He Tian's nervousness, the other five groups of comedians couldn't help laughing when they watched Lin Feng and Zhang Xiaohua's cross talk, and their state was relatively relaxed.

Xiaobao: "Xiaohua is amazing today, the first one is hers." ”

Fujino: "Lin Feng is really a genius, the sketch is so good, and the cross talk can be said to be good, it's not easy." ”

Liu Changjiang: "It's a pity that Lin Feng doesn't talk about cross talk, it's a rare talent!" ”

Wang Jiajia: "My idol is a cow, Lin Feng, continue to create miracles, support you!" ”

Stage.

Lin Feng and Zhang Xiaohua's cross talk has cut into the theme of "I Want to Be Happy".

Lin Feng foamed and said: "I want to pursue my happiness, I want to start a business, I want to make a fortune......"

Zhang Xiaohua: "Well, let's send it." ”

Lin Feng: "No matter what you do, you must first have a good body, I have good living habits, I don't drink, I don't gamble, I smoke a little hard." ”

Zhang Xiaohua: "I like to smoke. ”

Lin Feng: "Later, I saw a TV program that said that smoking is harmful to health and is prone to sudden death. ”

Zhang Xiaohua: "People are right, smoking must be harmful to health. ”

"Hmm" Lin Feng nodded: "Therefore, I gritted my teeth and stomped my feet......"

Zhang Xiaohua: "Quit smoking?" ”

Lin Feng: "I don't watch that show anymore!" ”

Zhang Xiaohua was speechless: "Co-authored you quit other people's programs......"

"Haha......"

"Huh......"

The audience at the scene laughed again, everyone has been completely brought into the cross talk between Lin Feng and Zhang Xiaohua, and Lin Feng on the stage is also working harder and harder, the actor is like this, the more enthusiastic the audience reaction is, the more exciting and energetic the actor's performance is often the better, this is a virtuous circle......

Of course, there is a vicious circle against it, that is, the actors on the stage perform badly, and the audience will not react much, and when the audience's reaction is cold, the actors on the stage will be anxious and more likely to make mistakes.

Stage.

The cross talk continues.

Lin Feng: "There is a Cantonese tea restaurant opposite our house, and you rich people go there to eat, and that morning, I also went." ”

Zhang Xiaohua: "Well, you're going to squander it." ”

Lin Feng nodded fiercely: "That must, I strode in, took out a hundred yuan, slapped it on the table, and came to a hundred yuan for breakfast." ”

Zhang Xiaohua: "One hundred early?" It's a squander. ”

Lin Feng cried with a sad face: "The waiter told me, I'm sorry, sir, don't sell half of the portion!" ”

Zhang Xiaohua: "Only buy half a copy for 100 yuan?" That's just too expensive. ”

Lin Feng: No, I hurt my self-esteem, at noon, I went again, I want to get back the face I lost in the morning.

Zhang Xiaohua: "For your 100 yuan, you can buy half of breakfast, let alone lunch." ”

Lin Feng: We have a way, walk in, it's still the seat in the morning, it's still the waiter, I'll wave over, come here! Is there a lobster?

Zhang Xiaohua was shocked: "Lobster? ”

Lin Feng: "Yes, I want lobster!" Is it two feet long? ”

Zhang Xiaohua: "So big? Do you have any money? ”

Lin Feng: "When the waiter heard that I wanted a two-foot-long lobster, he nodded in a proper manner, sir, wait a minute, I'll take a look, after a while, he came back, I'm sorry, sir, there are no two-foot-long lobsters, there are two-foot-two!" As soon as I heard it, I was anxious, what a broken restaurant, not even a two-foot-long lobster, let's plate shredded potatoes......"

Zhang Xiaohua: "Ahem, you can buy a plate of shredded potatoes with your little money......"

"Haha......"

"Huh......"

The audience burst into laughter again.

On the stage, Lin Feng continued: "A plate of shredded potatoes is only twenty yuan, I still have eighty, I want to continue to squander, I called the waiter, come, serve the staple food!" ”

Zhang Xiaohua: "If you have the food, you should have some staple food." ”

Lin Feng: "The waiter brought the menu, I opened it and saw that shark fin fried rice, eighty-one bowls, just come here!" ”

Zhang Xiaohua: "One hundred yuan, it's just gone." ”

Lin Feng: "The waiter quickly brought a bowl of fried rice, I used chopsticks to look for it, and I didn't find shark fin after ten minutes......

Zhang Xiaohua: "Your eyes are not very good. ”

Lin Feng: "It's not like that, my eyes are good, I called the waiter, go, call the chef to me, and after a while, a big fat man came, asking me what to do??" I pouted, what are you doing?? I bought a bowl of shark fin fried rice for 80 yuan, but I looked for 10 minutes and there was no shark fin in it, can you explain to me where the shark fin is?

Zhang Xiaohua: "Where is it?" ”

Lin Feng: "When the chef heard this, he was happy, my name is shark fin, and I fried the rice!" ”

Zhang Xiaohua: "Hey, this is okay......

"Hahaha......"

"Huh......"

The audience in the audience laughed forward and backwards, Lin Feng and Zhang Xiaohua's cross talk laughter was too dense, the burden was one after another, and some of the audience even couldn't breathe with laughter.

"Shark fin fried rice...... Hahaha! ”

"It's okay!"

"No, I'm laughing to death!"

"That's what the is called cross talk!!"

The audience whispered while laughing, and backstage, Cao Wei's lounge was in a strange atmosphere, he and He Tian were both silent, their faces were very ugly, and there were two assistants in the room, the master was not happy, and both of them did not dare to speak, and they waited tremblingly.

"Lao He, do you know who wrote this cross talk for them?" Cao Wei asked in a deep voice.

"How do I know, but it's certain that it was definitely not created by Lin Feng and Zhang Xiaohua themselves." He Tian thought for a while and said: "I estimate that it may be the work of Zhang Xiaohua's brothers, she also has many brothers in cross talk, and it may even be the work of Zhang Xiaohua's master." ”

"It shouldn't be Master Zhang Xiaohua's work, Old Man Xing is so old that he can't write such a trendy work." Cao Wei said with a straight face: "Be sure to find out this person, no matter how much money you spend, you have to pull it to our side." ”

He Tian nodded and instructed his assistant: "Xiaodong, you go and investigate this matter now." ”

"Okay, I'll go." The assistant named Xiaodong respectfully agreed and left the lounge.

…… (To be continued.) )