Chapter 474: Strength Slap in the Face (I)
In the eyes of everyone's expectation, in the depths of the stage, two figures slowly walked towards the front desk, and their faces became clearer and clearer. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
And when the audience at the scene saw the two people who walked on stage, they suddenly boiled, to be precise, they should have been completely boiling when they saw the man who came on stage with Zhang Xiaohua.
Cheers, screams, and shouts resounded throughout the studio.
"Holy, Lin Feng!"
"It turned out to be Lin Feng!"
"Xiaohua is mighty, and Lin Feng was invited!!"
"Male god!! I didn't expect to see my male god here!! ”
"Lin Feng, I love you!"
"Lin Feng, I'm going to give you a baby!!"
"Lin Feng! Lin Feng!! ”
“……”
Lin Feng's appearance surprised everyone, and it instantly detonated the atmosphere of the recording scene, if it is really about coffee position and influence, Lin Feng will far surpass all the comedians who participated, after all, Lin Feng is one of the few world-class sports superstars in China, he has conquered the NBA, conquered Rio, and made the whole world look sideways.
Backstage, the rest room of the other five groups of comedians were all stunned after seeing Lin Feng.
"Lin Feng!? Why did he come?? Xiaobao exclaimed.
Fujino also widened his eyes: "It turned out to be Lin Feng, this is a big killer!" ”
Wang Jiajia: "Lin Feng is here, my idol!" What about the pen, what about my pen, I'll have to get him to sign my clothes in a moment. ”
Liu Changjiang: "Oh my God, Xiaohua has invited Lin Feng, our country's Olympic hero!" ”
And after seeing Lin Feng, Cao Wei's pair of eyes were so shocked that they almost fell out of their sockets, and then the corners of his mouth twitched violently a few times: "He? How dare he come here? And cross talk?? It's really self-defeating!! ”
on stage.
Lin Feng and Zhang Xiaohua are both wearing coats, but the colors of the coats on the two are relatively beautiful, Lin Feng is wearing a red coat, while Zhang Xiaohua is wearing a light green.
Walking to the table, the two bowed to the audience first, and the performance was considered to have begun.
Lin Feng adjusted the mike in front of him with his hand, and said with a smile: "Hello everyone, come on stage, first introduce yourself, my name is ......"
"Lin Feng!!"
Before Lin Feng could speak, the audience shouted in unison.
"Well, it looks like everyone knows each other." Lin Feng smiled.
"Lin Feng, I love you!"
"Lin Feng, I'm going to give you a baby!!"
There was a female audience in the audience shouting at the top of their voices, the voice was very exaggerated, and when they heard this shout, the audience at the scene immediately burst into laughter.
Lin Feng on the stage also smiled, pointed to the female audience who was shouting to give birth to him, and said, "Go backstage to find me in a while!" ”
"Haha......"
"Huh......"
The audience laughed again.
"Lin Feng, I'm going to give you a baby too!"
At this moment, a rough male voice suddenly sounded in the audience again, and when they heard this voice, the audience laughed again.
And Lin Feng on the stage had an overly frightened expression on his face, and said loudly: "Security, hurry!" Bring it out, such a person must not stay on the scene!! ”
"Haha......"
"Huh......!"
Hearing this, the audience laughed again, the woman shouted, Lin Feng let go to the backstage, the man shouted, Lin Feng directly shouted the security guard, this contrast immediately showed a good comedy effect, and the scene was hot all of a sudden.
Lin Feng's performance on stage was so "steady", several other comedians who watched it were all surprised, as soon as the so-called experts made a move, they knew if there was one, although Lin Feng was just a few simple words, but everyone knew that this was definitely a burden to grasp, and this burden was still shaking so loudly, it was difficult to get to this point without a few years of stage performance experience, and it was also necessary to have super fast on-the-spot adaptability, so it was really difficult.
In Cao Wei's rest room, they could all see the performance at the front desk through the TV screen in the house, and when he saw Lin Feng calmly grasping the burden on the spot, he couldn't help frowning and muttering: "This kid said cross talk??" ”
"Lao Cao, don't worry, he chooses to say that cross talk will lose 100%, after all, he is more popular, so the audience at the scene will give him some face, and when he really talks about cross talk, the scene will not necessarily be embarrassing!" Cao Wei's partner He Tian whispered.
Cao Wei nodded and sneered: "I also think he is slapping himself in the face and talking about cross talk??" He's far from it! ”
Stage.
After Lin Feng made a few jokes, the conversation changed and returned to the topic.
"It seems that everyone is familiar with me, so let's introduce the teacher next to me, who is also my partner, Zhang joke!"
"Haha......"
Lin Feng deliberately made Xiaohua a joke, and most of the audience showed a knowing smile.
"What a joke! You're calling it a joke! Zhang Xiaohua feigned anger.
"Oh, yes, it's not a joke, it's Teacher Zhang Xiaohua." Lin Feng smiled and corrected, and then added in a whisper: "Zhang joke is her sister'......"
"It's your sister! Your sister is a joke! Zhang Xiaohua glanced at Lin Feng: "I am an only child and have no sisters." ”
"Yes, there are no sisters." Lin Feng nodded hurriedly, and added at the end: "Zhang's joke is her brother...... That ......"
"No brother, they all said that I am an only child!" Zhang Xiaohua said angrily.
Lin Feng looked puzzled: "Who is that joke?" Your dad?? ”
"Your dad is a joke!!" Zhang Xiaohua glared at Lin Feng fiercely, and said, "There is no such person as Zhang Joke!" ”
"Okay, no, no, that's my mistake......" Lin Feng echoed with a smile, the burden of the name was shaken off, and the laughter on the scene was not bad, and it also played a role in mobilizing the audience's emotions at the beginning and bringing the audience into the cross talk.
"Teacher Zhang Xiaohua, celebrity, big name." Lin Feng pointed at Zhang Xiaohua and said seriously.
Zhang Xiaohua smiled lightly: "It's okay, it's a bit famous." ”
Lin Feng looked envious: "People are very popular and popular now, and it will be very ...... to go to this station."
Zhang Xiaohua: "What's the matter?" ”
Lin Feng sighed: "Eye-catching, you are the goddess in the minds of many men, you see how energetic you are at this station, look at this face, the eyes look like pills, the ears look like dumplings, the nose looks like garlic, the hair looks like vermicelli, the beard looks like kelp, the mouth of the bean skin, the teeth of the broad bean, this is the head of the Northeast Wow......"
"Haha......"
Lin Feng's series of metaphors successfully made the audience laugh again.
Zhang Xiaohua on the stage glared at him fiercely: "you, you just stewed your head, besides, where did I get my beard!" ”
"Yes, no beard!" Lin Feng hurriedly corrected it, and added at the end: "After going to Thailand, it won't be long......"
"you, you're just going to Thailand! I'm a woman, I don't grow a beard! Zhang Xiaohua said.
"Really? And what about this? Lin Feng stared at Zhang Xiaohua's chin with a suspicious expression.
Zhang Xiaohua glanced at him: "What's the matter, which beard in your family is there??? ”
"Haha......"
"Huh......"
"Lin Feng is deflated!!"
As soon as Zhang Xiaohua's words came out, there was a burst of wild laughter at the scene, Lin Feng had squeezed Zhang Xiaohua before, and Zhang Xiaohua's sentence directly squeezed Lin Feng speechless.
Background.
Seeing this, Cao Wei couldn't sit still, after all, he had been talking about cross talk for more than 20 years, although his level was limited, but his eyesight was still there, Lin Feng and Zhang Xiaohua said that the cross talk was "reasonable" and "buried and fried", and the burden of changing the sound was also sounded, this skill, this scene laughter, made him afraid.
…… (To be continued.) )