Chapter 303 of the main text volume: How to become good friends with grass mud horses

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"What is this?" The leader of the Shanghai Zoo asked puzzled.

The technician, who is younger and relatively familiar with live streaming, said: "The audience can spend money to buy props, give them to the anchor, and then according to the value of the props, the anchor and the zoo divide the money." ”

"Huh? There are such people, there is too much money to spend? Isn't this a fool? The leader was relatively old and couldn't understand this profit model at all, so he was stunned for a moment and asked, "Then what kind of shrimp and monkey are these, and how much does it cost?" ”

The technician hurriedly clicked on the 'instructions for using the live broadcast platform' on the side.

It is clearly written that the online live broadcast platform is hosted by Yangchuan Zoo and operated by Taoyuan Entertainment Company.

After the gift is converted into currency, the entertainment company charges 30% as the necessary operating costs and service charges. The rest of the taxes and fees are deducted and given to the anchor, and all the accounts will be paid to the anchor himself; If it is given to the animal, it is used to improve the living conditions of the animal, that is, to the zoo.

Specific price:

'Urine shrimp' is 1 cent, 'Lucky Cat' is 1 cent, hip-hop monkey is 10 yuan, big bad wolf is 50, unlucky bear is 100, white-fronted tiger is 500, and Lion King is 1,000.

And the 'prehistoric giant crocodile' actually reached an astonishing 5,000 pieces!

The 'peerless super monster' is quite perverted, 10,000 yuan a piece.

"What are you kidding? Don't talk about 10,000 yuan a piece, it's 100 yuan, what kind of unlucky bear, no one will buy it, right? It's all about throwing money down the drain! The leader was stunned and said.

Even if they have become leaders and their economic conditions have improved significantly, the concept of consumption is completely different from that of today's young people.

was watching, only to hear Han's father-in-law say on the screen, "I found a very interesting guy, call everyone to take a look at ......"

I saw him take out a whistle, put it in his mouth and blow it hard, and a small black dot appeared in the distance in the sky, and it flew fast over the screen at a very high speed.

Hula. Hai Dongqing, a divine horse, stopped steadily on the guardrail in front of Han's father-in-law.

"A Haidongqing, it seems that he can also greet people." After Han's father-in-law finished speaking, that Hai Dongqing really seemed to be quite human. Raised a white feather-like paw at the camera and shook it, but his eyes were still quite unruly, and he didn't seem to take this group of humans in his eyes at all.

"Woo woo woo ......" a big fat bear dragged its arms and walked dejectedly under the screen, and there were a few small bees chasing it to bite.

"Chen Dada presented 'Hai Dongqing' with an unlucky bear ......"

"I've met a local tyrant!"

"Local tyrant, come to a lion king!"

"Local tyrant, let's be friends......"

A large number of speeches immediately flashed out of the dialog box on the side.

"Thanks to Chen Dada's support, I propose that if you want to give gifts, you will give them to these animals, develop animal protection and improve their lives." Han's father-in-law made a digression, and then introduced some common knowledge such as Hai Dongqing's habits, and then said: "This Hai Dongqing also has a stunt, and it seems to be able to catch fish......"

In the picture, Hai Dongqing's wings shook. Rushing towards the Shuijun Lake below, with a slight touch on the water, and when it rose into the sky again, there was already a large crucian carp in its claws that kept writhing its body.

"Whoa!" There was a tiger roar, and a local tyrant really gave a white-fronted tiger.

……

Xiaomei's live broadcast room.

This is really a room, Xiaomei is probably a dry girl in her bones, and she doesn't go out for a walk during the day, so she nests in the room on the second floor of Tingfeng Pavilion, unkempt, and wears pajamas.

"Ahh Mei yawned widely. Rubbing his eyes, he said lazily, "Hello everyone......"

"In the turn of time, I gave Xiaomei 99 shrimp ......" A large group of prawns peed through the screen.

The leaders of several zoos have to look at their nerves, and they don't understand it at all, this girl didn't do anything. So that there are people who give gifts? Is it true that these people's money is blowing in the wind?

"Oh, thank you for the prawns, it would be nice if the braised crayfish were good, I feel so hungry." Xiaomei pouted and scratched her head, looking natural. Say, "What am I going to broadcast today?" Oh yes, yes, Bunny. Bunny, what about Bunny? Where did you go......"

She searched in the room for a long time, but she couldn't find Tutu. Finally, as if remembering something, I lifted the quilt.

I saw a big rabbit lying on the tatami mat on the floor, also sleeping, and holding a half-nibbled carrot in his arms.

"Tutu, don't sleep, get up and participate in the show!"

Xiaomei rubbed Tutu's big ears, hugged it into her arms, and said to the screen: "Hehe, do you think this Tutu is very familiar?" Yes, it just killed the jumping king that I didn't expect! Come on, let's jump for everyone! ”

The jumping king was woken up, and he seemed to be quite unhappy, staring at him with red eyes, but he refused to jump.

"Oh, don't be shy, it's not for you to take off your clothes!" Xiaomei said.

Immediately there was a statement on the side of the screen: "Xiaomei dances one!" ”

"Xiaomei jumps one, send a white-fronted tiger!"

"This is Yan Sù's live webcast, I can't dance or deliberately show my chest!" Xiaomei hugged the jumping king to her chest and said seriously.

"But there is indeed a white rabbit on your chest." Statements were made.

"You're so dirty...... Xiaomei rolled her eyes and hugged Tutu tightly.

Tutu's head was not big, but she hugged her hard to her chest, and she immediately fell into it.

"Let go of that bunny and let me come!"

Tightly held in Xiaomei's arms, Tutu was probably covered so that he couldn't breathe, struggling to step on Xiaomei's chest The two groups of people stood up, lying on Xiaomei's shoulders, and the two hind legs kicked wildly, treating her chest as if it were two meat pads.

"Woohoo!" Seeing this scene, someone below suddenly sent ten big bad wolves!

"Whew!" A white-fronted tiger appears behind the big bad wolf, this time for Tutu-chan.

The rabbit stepped on Xiaomei's chest vigorously, and the small round tail on the buttocks twisted and twisted, and it looked like it was about to get into the pajamas. Xiaomei's face turned red, and she hurriedly grabbed her hind legs and pulled it out, glaring and saying, "Tutu, you have learned badly!" ”

Bunny: "......"

At this moment, a line of big words flashed on the full screen of the live broadcast room: Red Comet gave Grass Mud Horse a prehistoric giant crocodile!

Seeing this line, many people immediately changed rooms!

What happened? Even 5,000 pieces of prehistoric giant crocodiles were given away!

……

A few minutes ago, in the live broadcast room of the beast.

In the picture, the beast stands in a meadow. Not far behind him, several grass and mud horses hid in the corner, stretched their necks, and looked curiously in this direction.

"Squeak squeak...... "Ten monkeys with axes pinned to their waists. Dancing flashed from the screen, "Only cute meow gives ten hip-hop monkeys to grass mud horses......"

"Hello everyone, I'm called the beast, as you can see, behind me is a group of grass mud horses at the head of the four divine beasts! Today. I'm going to teach you how to become good friends with a mythical beast like a grass mud horse! ”

The timid grass mud horse saw a strange bald head approaching, probably a little frightened, and huddled together.

The beast said seriously: "You see, grass mud horses are animals that are timid by nature, so if you want to be friends with them, you must first release your kindness, such as what I will do next......

After speaking, it was like changing faces. In a blink of an eye, he changed into a very lewd smile, and grinned at the grass and mud horse not far away: "Come on, come here, I promise not to kill you!" ”

The grass mud horses were stunned!

As the camera moved forward, the beast proudly gestured a scissorhand to the camera, "As I said just now, after I promised not to kill them, they really felt my kindness, and as I kept getting closer, the grass mud horse didn't show any intention of attacking me at all!" ”

Soon. The beast walked in front of the grass mud horse herd and said to the camera: "Next, let's go to the second step of making friends with the grass mud horse!" Let them know that I'm not hostile. Or their friends! ”

"How do you let them know?" A statement was asked.

"It's easy!" The beast puffed up its chest: "Next, I will imitate the other one of the four divine beasts, so that they will think that I am also a divine beast and belong to them." And accept me. ”

After speaking, he turned his face to the grass and mud horse, pinched his throat and shouted: "Ya Yan Butterfly! Ya Butterfly! Motuo Motoya Butterfly! While screaming, he also touched his body with his hands for a while.

Poof, Su Ming, who was watching the live broadcast, squirted a mouthful of water and sprayed Shen Yan on the other side, although he had known the plot for a long time, he couldn't help but squirt when he saw the beast performance.

Not only Su Ming, but the entire live broadcast room burst into laughter, and the following gifts should not be swiped, what kind of urine shrimp, beckoning cat, there are too many to count.

In the zoo, tourists who were playing near the alpaca house suddenly heard someone screaming, and they were startled, thinking what was going on, in broad daylight, Lang Lang, could it be that the zoo was filming something inappropriate for children?

Subconsciously looked back, brushing and brushing dozens of eyes all gathered on a bald head who was ****.

Tourists are better, after all, they are far away, and the grass and mud horses that are close at hand are completely confused, stretching their necks one by one, and looking at the beasts blankly.

"You see, they already think of me as another of the four divine beasts: the Ya Butterfly! So, now, I can pet them and become good friends with them! ”

The beast finally stopped calling, nodded in satisfaction, and reached out to touch the belly of a mother grass mud horse.

Generally, four-hoofed animals such as cattle, sheep and horses have a row of tools on their belly for breastfeeding...... The hand of the beast is now stretched out to this place.

"As good friends, I milk a little milk and drink it, and I guess they won't mind." Calling the beast to explain his shameless deeds.

At this moment, the mother grass mud horse that was about to be attacked by the chest finally couldn't help it, as if a person was snorting, making a 'whirring' sound in his nose, and inhaled hard.

"Poof!"

"Poof!"

"Puff puff!"

The snot and saliva in the sky instantly drenched the screaming beast.

A line of subtitles typed out: "Unfortunately, today's teaching doesn't seem to be very successful, and the boat of friendship will turn over, and the beast will get wet!"

So there was the previous scene: a 5,000-piece prehistoric giant crocodile appeared on the scene and jumped off the screen.

Whenever someone gives this super gift, it will be notified in all the live broadcast rooms. The room called the beast poured into thousands of people at once, and the room ranking instantly rushed to the first.

In Han's father-in-law's room, Hai Dongqing was eating fish live, and only fish bones were left of the big crucian carp, Han's father-in-law moved a rocking chair from the Tingfeng Pavilion, leaned on the side, and watched Hai Dongqing eat fish with a smile.

A fan suddenly posted: "The total gift over there has surpassed us!" ”

"Go up, go up!"

"Call the local tyrants, shoot when it's time to shoot!" (To be continued.) )