Seeing Lin Xi walking away, Saori smiled and said, "It's really painstaking! ”

I said, "What did you say?" ”

"Lin Xi, it's the most expensive and best hotel again, and it's wearing new clothes! I want to fight for your face! Saori clapped her hands lightly with a few fingers.

I said, "You're wrong, we often come here for dinner, and that dress wasn't bought today, it's been bought a long time ago." ”

"Yin Ran, you're pretty cute! It's quite protective of your wife. She just asked the waitress where the bathroom was, didn't you hear? "Saori, why are you so smart?

I thought to myself, Lin Xi's ears are sharp enough, and this Saori's ears are also so pointed: "I really didn't hear it!" ”

Saori continued: "The handbag your wife is carrying is the bag of her clothes, and the bags of the newly bought clothes are not thrown away. ”

I gave her a blank look and said, "Okay, even if that's the case, we want to be grand!" Isn't that treating you as a guest? ”

"Well, then I should appreciate it!" Sha Zhi was a little yin and yang, and she changed her tone and said, "Yin Ran, Lin Xi knows that you and I met, did she lose her temper?" ”

I thought to myself, Saori really set me up like she had arranged it.

I said, "No! She's glad you're so nice to me! ”

"Really? Well, we'll see each other every day from now on! Actually, there are some things that Lin Xi and I should have said a long time ago, but we have always been busy with each other, anyway, I won her, I am idle, if she continues to be busy, we don't care. Let's meet every day, it's best to bring your wife. Saori said with a squeaky smile.

"Hey, hey, you, in fact, she's very angry, she wants to teach me a lesson when she goes back, I don't even know how to live tonight!" I said hurriedly.

"I believe what you say, or will you come with me tonight?" Saori put her hands on the table, leaning slightly towards me, seductive.

"Auntie, spare me!" I made a gesture of mercy.

"Decaying man." Saori said a word in Cantonese and laughed!

As he was talking, Lin Xi came back: "What are you talking about?" As she spoke, she pushed me down, and I sat down in the window seat, and Lin Xi sat opposite Saori on the side of the corridor.

Saori said, "It's nothing, it's funny things when we were together." ”

This Saori, I thought to myself, isn't this looking for trouble? Originally, I only wanted to work with Saori to make some money, but who would have thought that it would be such a mess.

Lin Xi said: "Okay, I want to hear it too, tell me about it!" ”

"Xiao Luo slept naked, and once he took a nap at noon, and then the doorbell rang, it was to check the gas, so he opened the door naked." Saori said happily.

This story is not made up by Saori, but it is true, that day, and Saori ML is over, the two of them are so tired that they fall asleep on the bed, and someone just pressed the dream spirit, so I went to open the door. But mentioning this to my wife and witch, I am simply embarrassed.

Lin Xi snorted and said disdainfully: "What's so funny about this, it turns out that you helped him develop this bad problem." You probably don't know, but with my repeated efforts, Xiao Luo has fixed this and several other bad problems, and he is now a standard good boy. Xiao Luo, don't you say? ”

I snorted twice in embarrassment, unable to say anything. Murderous!

Saori was bored and pretended to bow her head to drink tea.

Lin Xi asked again: "That's all?" ”

"It's not, and when it comes to eating, how much he likes to eat the Sichuan dishes I cooked, such as back pot meat. Almost all at once. Saori said. No way! I just went to dinner with the witch two days ago, and I said some back pot meat, and the witch asked me why I always go back to the pot meat, now. Saori suddenly mentioned this, didn't she want me to die without a place to bury?

Lin Xi pouted and said: "Now our Xiaoluo is eating 100 dishes, and Sichuan cuisine has long been tired of eating, I'm afraid you also gave him too much food, and he was injured." Now I give him tricks every day. Saori, it's not me Lin Xichui, since I got married, Xiao Luo basically hasn't eaten the same dish. That's thanks to me, Lin Xi can cook. Xiao Luo, am I right? ”

I coughed vaguely in agreement. In fact, Lin Xi is bragging, 365 days a year, even if it is only for dinner (if you don't go out on weekends, it will be three meals), each meal is counted as 3 dishes, and the dishes are different, so it is not at least more than 1,000 dishes! If you have this level, you can become a chef at a state banquet.

Looking at this situation, Saori was a little overwhelmed. She smiled and said, "I'll go to the bathroom." ”

Lin Xi said enthusiastically: "Turn left along the corridor to the end." ”

After Saori left, Lin Xi said, "What did you really tell her about those things just now?" ”

"The conscience of heaven and earth, I didn't say it!" I raised my hand.

"I think so, you're not stupid enough to expose your own ugliness. So what were you talking about during that time? Lin Xi asked.

"What can you say, talk about your clothes." I confess to be lenient.

"Ah, is she laughing at me?" To tell the truth, in terms of makeup and clothing, Saori definitely takes a lot more time than the witch, so although the witch has a proud figure and invincible beauty, when Saori dresses up, Lin Xi is afraid that she will lose Saori.

I said, "No, she just said you don't have to!" Everyone is an acquaintance, just a little bit! ”

Lin Xi put the cup down unhappily and said, "Okay, whatever you say, I'm hating you as an ex-wife more and more now!" I knew I shouldn't have helped her so much! ”

"Don't talk nonsense, she's just my ex-girlfriend!" I say.

Lin Xi didn't give up: "Ex-wife, ex-wife, ex-wife!" Do you sleep with her more than you sleep with me? ”

"Nope! Definitely not! Besides, wife, I never hid anything about her from you! I said helplessly.

"Let's talk nonsense, don't you just hide what happened yesterday and today at noon?" Women are really hard to deal with.

"Okay, what else do you want me to say, you pulled it back again!" I'm not happy anymore.

The witch was not happy to see me, and she didn't dare to make too much of a fuss: "Don't say it, I'll settle accounts with you when I go home!" ”

At this point, the waiter began to serve the food. Saori also returned, and she sat down very naturally, across from me by the window. The drink in my mouth barely squirted. Saori has set the fuse in this unknown position, do you have to fight to the death?

Lin Xi was unhappy, and his face showed a little. Of course, Saori saw it, and she smiled slightly and said, "The waiter has always served food by her side, so she still sits quietly inside." ”

Lin Xi said: "yes, if you don't say it, I really didn't pay attention, Xiao Luo, let's go sit outside!" ”

"Okay." I changed seats with Lin Xi again. It's a toss-up, I said to myself.

Lin Xi saw that the main dish had come up, so he picked up the wine glass, in fact, he replaced the wine with tea: "Saori, you can come back, and you opened your own company, although the road is tortuous, but it is finally a big company that has invested a lot of money!" Xiao Luo and I were both happy from the bottom of our hearts. Because this is your home. There is always a feeling of drifting abroad in a foreign country. I would like to take this opportunity to say two things today, first, I have always wanted to find an opportunity to say it, but I didn't say it, I thank you for taking care of Xiao Luo, thank you very much! ”

Saori said, "Okay, let's make a toast to this first!" "Three people clink glasses!

Lin Xi continued: "Second, since I married Xiao Luo, it should actually be after you left me to become his girlfriend, but marriage is a clearer sign, that is, he has completely handed over from you to me!" Now you still care about him, and I thank you! But if you still show that you care about him so much, it will make the people around you misunderstand that my wife is not doing a good job! will also misunderstand your kindness and think that you are a junior or something. In fact, with your current worth and status, how can you fall in love with a man like our Xiaoluo again? ”

Saori laughed: "It is said that Lin Xiling has sharp teeth, and today is considered to be insightful!" Xiao Luo and I used to be lovers, but then we weren't. But it's still friends, and it's just a reminiscence between friends. Actually, Lin Xi, when you say that, I fully understand you! ”

"Understand me? I want to listen, how can I understand me? "Lin Xi has to decide the winner today.

"As a wife, I'm afraid that my husband will be robbed!" Saori lowered her head and said.

"Haha, I'm not afraid, just like Xiao Luo, that is, I just got married, didn't you throw him away at the beginning? I think I'm the only stupid woman in this world who is willing to marry him. Or if I give him back to you, do you want it? Lin Xi smiled and asked Sha Weaving.

"Lin Xi, you can't say that, if you really let Xiao Luo out, I'm afraid you won't be reluctant!" Saori said, turning her glass.

"Of course, of course!" Lin Xi hugged his chest and said.

"Okay, I'm not fighting with you to rob Xiao Luo! As you said, it was I who took the initiative to break up with Xiao Luo, and the good horse didn't eat the grass. I'm not going back. But that doesn't mean other women think the same way. Saori said.

"Other women? Is there any other woman? Lin Xi suddenly asked.

Saori said: "It's hard to say, the wife is always in the light, and the lover is always in the dark!" As a wife, you don't know where your enemies are, but I sympathize with you! Your wife is very tired of doing this, if you change me, I will give Xiao Luo full freedom, I won't care about him so much, he will fool around wherever he loves! It's yours who can't run away, and you can't be tied if it's not yours! ”

"I've always given her freedom."

Saori immediately asked, "Really?" So what do I have with Xiao Luo? He never did anything to me to be sorry for you, all the qiē was my wishful thinking, as far as you like to doubt! ”

Lin Xi was about to fight back again, I couldn't listen anymore, I got up and said, "I'll go to the bathroom." ”

Turn around and walk away.

I don't know what they say. I smoked five cigarettes, one after the other, in the bathroom. I saw that the time was almost up, and I came back.

As a result, the two women were laughing, of course, it was all inconsequential, even luxury gossip and other things. I sit down and stuff my leftovers! There is no story to tell about the next, everyone disperses, Saori goes by herself, and Lin Xi and I go home.

In the car, I saw that Lin Xi was a little sullen, so I said, "Wife, I feel that you have completely gained the upper hand in the scene." Why are you upset? ”

The wife said, "Really? Why didn't I feel like I had the upper hand? ”

I think so, if you have a different understanding of this, it is useless to talk about it, and there is no talk along the way.

When I got home, it was already more than ten o'clock in the evening, washing, and going to C. Reach out and touch her, signaling sweetness. Lin Xi pushed my hand away: "Are you still in the mood to get this?" ”

"Then don't do it." I flipped it over.

Lin Xi had no choice but to refuse, got on her, and quickly got up and entered. While she was fighting hard, she suddenly pulled my ear: "Diarrhea!" Depressed. ”

My wife pushed me away and sat up: "It seems that what Saori said is true!" ”

"What's really fake?" I asked.

"When you weren't there, Saori said you had a problem, and doing that was premature ejaculation as soon as you pulled your ears!" Lin Xi exclaimed.

Yes!

I stumbled and shouted, "You." You guys. How can you talk about such a thing? ”

"It's not what I want to ask, she took the initiative to say it, which just shows that your ex-wife is boring!" Lin Xi said.

"Then you believe it?" I asked.

"I didn't believe it, but I just tried it and realized that she was right!" Lin Xi said.

"Hey, what can I say about you, how do you know other men don't?" I grumbled.

"How do I know that I just had a formal relationship with one of your men, so you mean I'll try it with another man?" Lin Xi asked me.

"Forget it, don't lift this bar. I mean, you don't want Saori to listen to whatever she says, and you can hold it as a mallet when she gives her a needle? Her eight achievements are to play with you with these boundless things, no, to play with us! I shouted.

"It's shabu me playing! I know she did it on purpose, but a woman's psychology is so strange that she knows it's poison and wants to taste it. Lin Xi said.

I said helplessly: "Okay now, you have a psychological shadow!" I'll see how you're going to have sex with me in the future. I think you need to find a psychiatrist. ”

"That's it!" She also gambled.

"So what do I do? I asked.

"Don't you have her?" Lin Xi sneered.

"Stop, stop! Don't mention her, I don't want to mention her! I ask you, what else did you say when I wasn't there? I asked again.

"We're still making a bet." Lin Xi said.

"What bet?" I asked.

"It's simple, she made a bet to me that in three months, you'd be out! So, if you come out of the gui in these three months, I will treat her to a meal, and if you don't come out of the gui, she will treat me to a meal! Lin Xi said.

Yes!

"I would have had a lot of faith in you." Lin Xi looked at me and said.

"What about now?" I asked.

"Saori told me that there is always a side to men that is not known by women, even the husband who is familiar with him. This is the so-called sanctimony. Lin Xi said.

"Is it true that for some time to come, Saori will try to seduce me for this bet you made, and I will resist this temptation with your help? If so, don't worry, wife, I'm still very confident. I clenched my fists.

"I also said so, I said that our Xiaoluo has done it with you many times, and he has long been familiar with your body, and he already has immunity to you, Saori said, in fact, a man doesn't need a woman to take the initiative, as long as the conditions are met, he will be out of the gui! Now I don't go out, that's because the conditions are not there. And she can create such conditions for you. Lin Xi said.

"Ahh What conditions? Damn, the content of your conversation is too lewd! I said.

"No swearing!" Lin Xi hit me.

"Aren't your topics coarser than my swear words?" I asked. "Forget it, let's talk about the conditions first."

She didn't say it! However, I think it is those conditions that meet you. Every man is essentially a beast, but some of them are dressed in human clothes. That's the last thing she said. Lin Xi said.

I'll admit that Saori was actually right when she said it. I'm a man, I'm well aware. But I want to assure my wife that I can defend myself against the attacks of money, beauties, and sugar-coated shells from the outside world.