Chapter 692: Zhan Qing'er's Crow's Beak
Uncle Pan sat in the study room and looked around, this frequent turning back action has lasted for a long time, and even Huang Yinyu, who was concentrating on studying, frowned dissatisfiedly, and tapped the desktop with a pen, but Uncle Pan still went his own way, completely ignoring his reminders, and there was still a vacant seat next to him, until Huang Yinyu reminded him for the third time, he scratched his hair and muttered, "Got it." Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Lei Chen, who is sitting in the back row, is also the only girl in the current class, there was a girl who changed majors after the end of her freshman year, and Lei Chen's grades were not ranked in the major, and she couldn't change if she wanted to. It stands to reason that as long as it is a girl, for the boys in the monk class, it is okay if it is not ugly, but Lei Chen is a fat female with a bucket waist and a big cake face, even if she wants to arch cabbage with wild boars, she can't put her mouth down.
Lei Chen is in charge of the position of the secretary of the Youth League and the deputy squad leader in the class, usually with a tiger face, fierce look, everyone is afraid of her three points, even Huang Yinyu, a stunned young man, does not dare to fight with her, this tonnage, if he really fights, then he really has no advantage, and he will be crushed all the way.
So although she was not held in the hands of the boys, she was a little princess, and she was also full of prestige, and no one dared to talk back to her.
And this time, Uncle Pan moved frequently in this quiet study room, looking left and right, and turning back, the chair creaked and made a sound, how do you let other students study well?
"That guy in front, don't move around, affect other people's learning, or get out!" Lei Chen has always been straightforward, to be euphemistic is to be straightforward, and to put it bluntly is to be unscrupulous.
Uncle Pan has been proud of the spring breeze recently, and his self-confidence is bursting, Lei Chen is so fierce in normal times, he doesn't dare to let go of half a fart, and he doesn't know what's wrong today, I don't know if he drank some wine, or if he was too vain, he just choked back, "If you tell me to get out, I still tell you to get out!" ”
When he said this, the sweat on his head came out, and only then did he see clearly that the person who choked him was Lei Chen, who was a super eighth woman, not Huang Yinyu.
Huang Yinyu spread his hands beside him, and looked at him with sympathy in return, offended Lei Chen, you don't know how you died?
To Huang Yinyu's surprise, Lei Chen's face turned red, and he didn't seem to expect that Uncle Pan, who was cowardly and timid like a mouse on weekdays, actually choked back, stunned in place, blinking his eyes, and even his double chin appeared in astonishment, and finally glared at Uncle Pan, but it was gone.
At this moment, even the people watching the excitement were stunned, Lei Chen actually didn't have a seizure?! This is really a special evil door!
A clear-eyed girl walked in from the back of the study room, and a buddy next to her thought she had gone to the wrong classroom and was about to strike up a few words, but she didn't expect the girl to look at him. He was a little depressed, he looked relatively average, and he wasn't particularly ugly. Just as he wanted to complain, he was stunned, and the girl walked straight to Uncle Pan, and then sat down next to him.
"I must not have slept well, go back and get some more sleep and wake up." The dude wiped his eyes.
Not only him, but the boys in the class collectively turned on their backs, as if they had been looted by bandits and bandits in the mountains, which was extremely messy.
"Look at Uncle Pan's silence, it turns out that he is a winner in life!" Liu Yuqi in the class sighed, patted his belly full of fat, and almost looked up to the sky and sighed.
Some people touched their chins and thought, "This is not right, the next single person in the 420 dormitory is gone, and even Uncle Pan is out of singles, is it because the feng shui of their dormitory is better?" Do you want me to apply to the counselor to live in their dormitory in the next study, and also go to feng shui. ”
"Come on, just like you, you can still find a daughter-in-law, and it's more sure to replace me." Liu Hong, a boy with big lips, said shamelessly.
"Phew!"
"I'll spit on you."
"What a shame!"
Everyone crusaded in unison, and the sighs continued.
"You guys are jealous that I'm so handsome......" Liu Hong muttered and was drowned in the sea of people.
"Be quiet, don't you want to go to class." Lei Chen was so powerful that the entire study room was silent.
When the second class came, Miss Qin Min left, and everyone gathered around in a swarm, and asked Uncle Pan what is your relationship with that girl? Uncle Pan was ashamed to say that it was my daughter-in-law, don't make a bad idea.
Someone whispered, "As long as the hoe swings well, even if the wall can't be dug down." ”
This naturally caused laughter, and Uncle Pan shouted excitedly, "That Wang Balamb said?!" ”
This farce lasted for a long time before it broke up, and Su Can and the others naturally knew Uncle Pan's careful thoughts, weren't they just sassy, but they were all in the same dormitory, and it was rare to expose it, so let Uncle Pan pretend to be confused.
In the afternoon, I took three internship classes, the weather was sunny, the sun was shining on people's faces, and they were doing architectural internships that were running around the mountains with instruments, one in the east and one in the west, and it didn't take long for them to hide in the shade of the mountains.
The trainee teacher stood halfway up the mountain with a helpless look, "This group of little kings and eight lambs are running fast one by one." He looked up at the weather, it was so sunburning, he didn't even know where the clouds went, the trees were wilted in the sun, so he had to give up and let the rabbits roam.
Su Can and the four of them in the dormitory all hid in the shade on the back of the mountain, bored.
"By the way, did you fail the course last semester, I looked at the teaching system yesterday, I hung a subject, and it is still a major major, which is really a headache." Su Can suddenly talked about this. The make-up examination in Zhongnan is not as easy as the make-up examination in other schools, and you have to pay a make-up examination fee of 200, like some students who have hung up seven subjects and eight subjects in one study, and just paying the make-up examination fee is a headache.
"Su Can, you only hang one subject? I've hung up three subjects. Huang Yinyu said in a broken way, "I don't know how to offend the teacher, I remember that my exam results were quite good, not much of a mistake?" ”
"I think it's because you don't usually have enough points, and your usual scores account for half of the score, so you don't pay attention to it and skip class every day." Han Yuhan said.
"It's not like I can't get up." Huang Yinyu sighed, he was also desperate.
"Don't look at me, I'm such a smart person, naturally I don't have a subject." Han Yuhan looked at Huang Yinyu and said immediately.
"Damn! It's not enough brothers, it's difficult to be together. Su Can and the three of them all despised it.
Su Can They have a chat on the back of the mountain, and the foursome of Cheng Keshu's dormitory are still dead and alive in the classroom, the first is a public lecture hall, densely populated, the ventilation conditions are not good, and the ceiling fan is also broken, it can be said that there is almost no wind, and the heat is dead, and the second is that the old witch criticized Cheng Keshu and their dormitory on the hosting stage, which was in front of four or five classes, and made their dormitory instantly become a celebrity, but unfortunately it is a bad name.
Zhan Qing'er looked up and saw that the old witch was still chattering on the stage, sighed, was extremely frustrated, and whispered, "I'm really fed up with this old witch's anger, I really want to put a cover on her face, and then beat her violently, or dig a pit for her to fall into, so that my ears will be clean." ”
"Child, the idea is good, the reality is cruel, who made us too windy last semester, let's keep a low profile this semester." Lu Ying painted her red nails over and over again while talking.
Zhan Qing'er looked at her behavior of painting her nails in class, and pursed her mouth, "You're low-key enough!" ”
"Oops! I said flat-chested, why are you thorny in your words?! "Lu Ying is unhappy, what's wrong with me painting my nails? Isn't everyone painting their nails and eyebrows in class?
"Who do you say is flat-chested? Who's flat-chested! When Zhan Qing'er heard Lu Ying poke her sore feet, she straightened her chest and said, but no matter how hard she tried to stand up...... can't hide the fact that she has a flat chest, and it can even be said that her breasts are not fully developed like a little girl, although some people also like this kind of flat-chested girl, but she has a little inferiority, after all, the whole dormitory, even Chongxiaoyan's chest is much bigger than herself.
"Who is flat-chested, who knows." Lu Ying, a sharp-toothed lord, where is Zhan Qing'er her opponent.
"Okay, don't quarrel, our dormitory should be united, don't let the dormitory next door watch jokes when the time comes." Chong Xiaoyan came out to fight as a peacemaker, in fact, every time the two quarreled, she acted as a firefighter.
Cheng Keshu also wanted to say, but she didn't know how to pull the rack.
The old witch drank tea contentedly after a meal of saliva on it, but her eyes swept sharply to Cheng Keshu and them, and it happened that Lu Ying and Zhan Qing'er were arguing again, which was quite lively, so she was found again, her angry nose was almost crooked, it was simply mud that couldn't support the wall, and rotten wood couldn't be carved.
In the end, the old witch brushed her sleeves and left, and Zhan Qing'er and Lu Ying knew that things were going on again.
Cheng Keshu and Chong Xiaoyan glanced at each other and looked at each other, "It's over!" This semester's major courses may be missed again. ”
The purpose of the old witch is that if you don't let me have a good time, I won't let you live, anyway, the students under her hand are not equivalent to her salary, and it is none of her business to hang up or not.
When the students saw the old witch gone, they knew that she couldn't pull her back and come back, so they all dispersed in a hurry.
"Let's go back and cook dumplings and eat them?" On the way, Zhan Qing'er said to Chong Xiaoyan.
"Are you still in the mood to eat dumplings...... I really don't know how long your brain circuits are. Rao is always calm heavy Xiaoyan didn't roll his eyes angrily, he really wanted to open Zhan Qing'er's head to see if it was filled with cotton.
"Oh my god, I refuse to talk to idiots." Lu Ying covered her face directly.
"Isn't it just to fail the course, I'm not afraid of people with such poor grades, what are you afraid of." Zhan Qing'er is also broken, at least no more than ten subjects in professional classes to write a graduation thesis, she has completely given up the old witch's course to see, it is difficult to understand, and her temper is very strange, so that we owe her the same, at first glance, it is an old witch with early menopause.
Two days later, when Cheng Keshu and the others were about to take the old witch class according to the class schedule, they were suddenly told by the class leader that the old witch had fallen and injured herself in the dormitory, and she didn't have time to arrange a teacher, so she wouldn't go to today's class, and she would not come back on the weekend.
Cheng Keshu, Chong Xiaoyan and even Lu Ying looked at each other, stunned, the old witch fell and was injured!
Zhan Qing'er got up from the bed and said in a daze, "It's time to go to class." ”
Chong Xiaoyan came over and asked, "Qing'er, do you remember what you said two days ago?" That's what you said about the old witch in the public lecture hall that day! ”
"What's wrong?" Zhan Qing'er tilted her head, "I said that she was covered with a sack cloth and was beaten, or she fell into the ditch and injured herself......"
Heavy Smoke: "......"
"What's wrong?" Zhan Qing'er hasn't figured out the situation yet.
"You crow's mouth is a god!" Lu Ying told her about the old witch's fall and injury, Zhan Qing'er was first surprised, and then said with a bitter face, "It can't really be my curse, right?" I swear I'm just going to let her fall, not to mention going to the hospital! ”
"Don't say anything unlucky to me in the future, I beg you, I won't talk back to you again." Lu Ying believed it for a while, and felt that some goosebumps were up, this guy is a crow's mouth, what is unlucky, I didn't see that other teachers were fine, so the old witch had an accident?
Chong Xiaoyan also nodded with palpitations, this thing is too supernatural, I have to believe it.
Zhan Qing'er smirked, Chong Xiaoyan patted her on the shoulder, and said angrily, "What are you smirking at?" ”
"I'm thinking about the bad guys who offended me before." Zhan Qing'er said with a smile.
"Look at your stupidity...... Unpromising. ”
Cheng Keshu climbed to her bed, took off her coat, exposed her underwear, and prepared to take a rest, she had a stomachache last night and didn't sleep well, and now she doesn't have to take the old witch's class, just enough to rest and recuperate.
When you close your eyes, your brain goes blank.
What she thought was that Su Can hadn't made a phone call in the past two days, and she didn't answer the phone, she didn't know why she went, she was mysterious.
However, she only thought about it for a while, there were still many things to be dealt with by her, and when Su Can wanted to look for her, she would naturally come to find her, and she would stick to it all the time if there was no need.
Cheng Keshu closed her eyes and thought about it for a while, her brain began to be chaotic, and she fell asleep after a while.
By the time she woke up again, it was already around eleven in the morning.
Zhan Qing'er's table was full of snacks, all kinds of biscuits and soda that girls eat, etc., before she could think about what Zhan Qing'er was doing with so many snacks, Lu Ying came back, still carrying a bag in her hand, clanged, put the bag on her table, wiped her sweat, poured out the snacks inside, and muttered, "Zhan Qing'er, this guy is so grudgeful, I'd better buy some snacks to settle her, otherwise I guess I'll curse me again." ”