When it comes to Zhang Xiaoshuai's career in the school, even he himself has to sigh that it was the most brilliant, beautiful and nostalgic time in his life.

Zhang Xiaoshuai only has four boys this year, listen up, it's a class instead of a class! Except for a pair of crooked melons and cracked jujube drops, and then subtract a congenital deficiency and acquired disaster drops, only Zhang Xiaoshuai is left in the whole year, and only a man can barely see it.

We have to tell the truth, Zhang Xiaoshuai's children's shoes actually look really good, according to his father, he looks like his old lady who died young, although Zhang Xiaoshuai's appearance of his own wife, only stay on the few black and white photos, but there are always some things that are inherently indelible, especially this face, whenever he faces his father's bitter and hateful face, he will be sincerely grateful to his mother.

Because the father usually looks too closely, he is not allowed to touch the side at all, so Zhang Xiaoshuai when he was a teenager, even if it is just a photo of the old lady, it is not a casual time to see, and later with the rapid development of science and technology, his old man generously helped Zhang Xiaoshuai also rinse a set, and the original set in his hand was carefully sealed by him, and he carefully collected it like a baby.

It is said that the son is not ugly, this sentence is not false at all, Zhang Xiaoshuai's wife is by no means a beauty who captivates the country and the city, but he just thinks that his wife is good-looking, in that era when there is no PS and no Meitu show, the old lady's clear and delicate melon seed face, I don't know how many girls in modern times are envious.

Thanks to his good-looking mother, Zhang Xiaoshuai not only has a fair complexion, but also a delicate face, to put it mildly, ordinary girls are not as good-looking as him, and with his height of one meter seven or eight, he has long arms and long legs to stand there, which is really a talent like a dog.

It's no wonder that those little girls, seeing the heavens, they are jealous of him day and night, who made him grow such a face that harms the world! If you want to put it aside, it won't be like this, but he just entered such a health school that is not a nunnery but is better than a nunnery, don't you say it's a sin!

Therefore, reincarnation is a technical job, and choosing a school is also a technical job, in short, reincarnation is risky, and you need to be cautious when choosing a major!

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When it comes to Zhang Xiaoshuai's daily life, it is simply the rhythm of hatred in Hongguoguo, every morning when he hasn't opened his eyes, a little girl calls his bedroom and asks him what he wants for breakfast? Let's take him to the classroom together.

In order not to disturb his precious sleep time, Zhang Xiaoshuai adjusted this link to the night before, so that he only needs to get up ten minutes before class, spend another two minutes getting dressed, three minutes washing his face and brushing his teeth, and five minutes go downstairs and ride to the classroom.

Stepping on the bell of class, every morning at eight o'clock, Zhang Xiaoshuai stepped into the classroom door on time, at this time his breakfast had been neatly placed on his desk, put down the schoolbag casually, Zhang Xiaoshuai yawned widely, and then lazily began to have breakfast.

So, the lewd day ......, oh! No! It's a great day to begin.

Confucius said: Being too handsome is sometimes a sin.

bathed in the infatuated eyes of women all day long, handsome and handsome like Zhang Xiaoshuai, it is easy to be choked!

"Little Shuai'er, I knew you would choke, I specially brought you a cup of soy milk, dear! There is a special extra sugar! Kiss! ”

Seeing that Zhang Xiaoshuai's face was almost purple, Zhao Meiyu at the same table suddenly handed over a cup of steaming soybean milk like timely rain, Zhang Xiaoshuai took it without looking at it, and dried it directly with his neck up, seeing that there was an empty box of 500ml of hot soy milk in a blink of an eye, Zhao Meiyu was almost stupid.

I have to say that the girl who opens Taobao to earn extra money in her spare time really can't afford to be sad! One bite at a time, 'love you, dear!' ''I'm sorry!'' Kiss! ''Praise!'' Kiss! That attitude is really not covered! Just kneeling and licking Youmu?

Zhang Xiaoshuai finally solved the breakfast alive after three times and five divided by two, then wiped his mouth, turned his head at Zhao Meiyu, who was already stunned beside him, and slowly pulled out six neat little white teeth.

In other words, he really deserves to be his jade nobleman, and even his sweetness is remembered, good girl! Tip! A must tip! （づ￣3￣）づ╭?～

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I remember that Mr. Lu Xun has a reminiscence essay called "Mr. Fujino", which has such a record, which impressed Zhang Xiaoshuai deeply.

———— probably because things are more expensive. BJ's cabbage is transported to ZJ, and the root is tied with a red head rope and hung upside down in the fruit store, respecting it as "gum cabbage"; FJ's wild aloe vera is invited into the greenhouse as soon as BJ arrives, and it is called "agave".

Zhang Xiaoshuai wanted to say, in fact, when the master arrived at the Wei School, he also received such preferential treatment, there is no way! Who said that scarcity is precious! Falling into such a pile of fat powder, Jia Baoyu's gods and horses have all become floating clouds, there are trees? The emperor Lao Tzu still saw the history of Tian'er, and the official said that he was staring at it from the sidelines! How can I be so free?

It is said that as the emperor, your body is no longer your body, but the body of thousands of people, so you must be called the ———— dragon body

As a dragon body, you specify that you can't eat Haisai willfully anymore, you said that you are rare to eat pork stewed vermicelli, I'm sorry! You can only clip one chopstick at most for each meal, so you can't guarantee that you can eat it every day.

Why, you ask? Lao Tzu is the emperor of Nima, why can't he eat pork stewed vermicelli as he wants?

I can't say that, we won't talk to you about balanced nutrition, after all, people at that time were not so poor and exquisite, but if some people with a heart know that you love to eat this dish very much, maybe you will be poisoned to death on this dish without knowing it.

How else to say that the emperor is a loner? There are many people who are thinking about how to kill you all day long, torturing you all day long, no matter how good your mentality is, you are also tortured to be moody, sensitive and suspicious, do you say it's so reasonable?

And the most unbearable thing is that since you are a dragon body, you must take the dragon body as the most important, and covet the female god Ma Di, which is absolutely impossible to drop! Do you hear that? This is simply Chiguoguo's abuse, there is wood? obviously gave you more than 100 fat and thin beauties, but you were not allowed to covet women, and the most cruel thing in the world is probably nothing more than that!