"A man's life should be spent in such a way that when he looks back, he will not regret that he wasted his time, nor will he be ashamed of his inaction; Thus, at the time of his death, he was able to say: 'My whole life and all my energies have been devoted to the most magnificent cause in the world - the struggle for the emancipation of mankind.' ’”

Putting down the heavy books in his hand that are so thick that they can kill people, Zhang Xiaoshuai couldn't help but sigh faintly, you look at others, how magnificent and wonderful this life is, you look at himself again, only a single word 'handsome' has summed up his entire life, it is really sad and boring and boring!

Xu was attracted by Zhang Xiaoshuai's painful sigh, a fat-headed and fat-brained male patient came to Zhang Xiaoshuai's front with a sway, he first glanced left and right incomparably obscenely, then deliberately lowered his voice, leaned over and whispered close to Zhang Xiaoshuai's ear:

"Doctor Ma, can you lend me some money?"

When Zhang Xiaoshuai heard this, he couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth, he had corrected this guy at least ten times, but he just recognized that he was Doctor Ma, no one said it was good, now he was powerless to complain, hearing that he still wanted to borrow money by himself, Zhang Xiaoshuai couldn't help but laugh.

"Borrowing money? I'm sorry, my brother doesn't lack anything now, it's just the five elements of the shortcomings of money. ”

Just kidding, right? He hasn't paid for next month's food yet! Borrow money from him? He didn't even know where he wanted to grab some money!

How else to say that the wall has ears? Although the voice of the two people was not loud, it was still heard by a passing patient, who heard Zhang Xiaoshuai's amazing words at first glance, a sharp-mouthed monkey cheek, a patient wearing a trumpet patient gown and a straight patient, stopped taking advantage of the situation, and then stood in front of Zhang Xiaoshuai with a shy chest and belly, and said with a straight face:

"Doctor Ma's words are wrong! Do you really lack anything? Do you own a house? Do you have a car? Do you have children? Do you have a wife? Look, you don't have anything, do you? How dare you say that you don't lack anything? ”

Shocked to hear this, Zhang Xiaoshuai instantly Spartan, listening to his words, he suddenly felt that his whole person was not good, originally he was just talking casually, by the way complaining and complaining about this life, now it's good, he can finally despair of this hard life.

Half a sound later, Zhang Xiaoshuai's angry roar came from the patient's recreation room.

"Holy! Lao Tzu is just joking, do you need to pout Lao Tzu like this? Don't want to mess up, do you? ”

-- Daily Chronicles of Qingchuanjiang Psychiatric Hospital

PS: Seeing this, you may be tempted to ask, did you give the psychiatric hospital a Korean food name for Mao? Can I say my favorite soy sauce fried rice at this dish? Hey! Leave the lid on the pot, don't be a puppet!

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Zhang Xiaoshuai is a male nurse who has just graduated from a health school, you may be very puzzled, you are a good old man, you have to go to grab a job with someone else's clever little girl for Mao? Speaking of this, we have to start with the year when Zhang Xiaoshuai applied for the exam in his third year of junior high school.

Zhang Xiaoshuai's father, Zhang Dashuai, is a very thoughtful father, Zhang Xiaoshuai, who was young and not more troublesome, was very confused about the colleges and universities he was going to apply for in the future, so he ran to fight for his father's opinion.

At that time, Zhang Dashuai put down the morning news of the day in his hand with a worried face of concern for the country and the people, pushed the highly myopic glasses on the bridge of his nose with his fingers, and said seriously:

"I said---little handsome--"

Whenever the father put on such a sign action of the leader's speech, Zhang Xiaoshuai knew that he should turn on the power-saving mode, seeing his son habitually nodding and yawning, Zhang Dashuai rewarded him without hesitation, Zhang Xiaoshuai couldn't stand the pain, Ji Lingling raised his head, Zhang Dashuai was satisfied, and continued:

"Little Shuai'er, tell me first, what is your biggest ideal in the future?"

Zhang Xiaoshuai thought about it seriously, then told the truth, and said:

"I want to find someone quickly."

Zhang Xiaoshuai is a single-parent family, his mother died of illness not long after giving birth to Zhang Xiaoshuai, Zhang Dashuai is strictly a very competent father, in order not to wronged Zhang Xiaoshuai, he is a rough old man who can't even make scrambled eggs, stunned is a handful of and urine for Zhang Xiaoshuai to bring up, although Zhang Xiaoshuai always complains that his father is unreliable, but he actually loves his father very much in his heart.

In the past, whenever my grandmother came to clean up the room for the two of them, she would always say, intentionally or unintentionally, 'This family, it's not good to lack a woman!' Zhang Xiaoshuai is not stupid, he knows that his father has been single for himself, and he has tried to persuade his father, but Zhang Dashuai always refuses, and over time, Zhang Xiaoshuai has the idea of marrying a daughter-in-law to enter the door, after all, grandma just said that there is a lack of a woman in the family, and there is no way to say who this woman wants to marry, right?

I can't imagine that my son has such ambitions, Zhang Dashuai is very relieved, not bad! The son is really better than himself.

"If that's your ideal, Daddy can give you some advice."

"What advice?"

Zhang Xiaoshuai immediately looked at his father with starry eyes, Zhang Dashuai first pretended to smile mysteriously, then shook his head, and said:

"Guardian School."

"Daddy, what are you talking about? Isn't that a nursing school? Besides, people don't accept men? ”

After listening to his son's rebuttal, Zhang Dashuai couldn't help shaking his head and scolded:

"You know what a! Stinky boy! Do you think it's a nunnery? Don't accept men yet? Who are you listening to all this? Not to mention that in the next ten years, male nurses will definitely be one of the most sought-after professions, let's just say that you don't want to find a partner quickly? The school is full of women, and there are more people than supermodels auditioning, so isn't it up to you to pick at will? Don't be picky! ”

Zhang Xiaoshuai was instantly conquered by the beautiful scene in his father's mouth, as if there was an incomparably huge harem in front of him, with thousands of beauties waiting for him, he was like a king coming to the world, flipping through the cards casually, pity the nobles too delicate, the flower nobles are too coquettish, Li Guiren......

In other words, how to break the phobia of choice? There are too many women and they are also very troubled, and they don't know which one to be lucky with tonight? Ay! It's really painful that no woman is idle, and there are women who are idle!

In short, under the bewitchment of his father's words, Zhang Xiaoshuai was so beautiful that his snot bubbles were about to pop up, and before his father could say any more nonsense, he had already waved his pen and drew the most colorful stroke for his sad life.

ps: The palm of the hand has opened a new book, warmly welcome all new and old readers to come and watch, saying that the palm has written three finished works before, so you don't need to worry, enjoy jumping into the pit! The new book is begging, pampering, and attention!