Chapter 308: Not smooth
The innkeeper is a short-footed old man.
There was also a dog skin plaster on the door of the head.
How to look.
It's not like a shopkeeper.
On the contrary, it is more like a brothel turtle gong, who specializes in standing at the door to solicit business.
At this time, the innkeeper walked down the wooden staircase, and while walking downstairs, he happily hugged his fist towards the diners present: "Today is the day of the marriage of the only daughter, thanks to the guests present, so many VIPs are present today, just to be a witness to the marriage of the beloved daughter and the prince." β
"Today is a big day, so naturally we should be happy, and all the drinks and meals tonight have been contracted by our restaurant. β
The innkeeper said with a happy face.
When others marry their daughters, the old father has a black face, and he can't wait to pick up the nine-tooth nail rake and drive away the pigs that have been raising cabbage for more than 20 years in a few days.
Look at all the men in the world are rotten men who are hungry for his daughter.
After all, only men know best about men's thoughts.
But on the other hand, the smile on the shopkeeper's face is as wonderful as the old chrysanthemum budding blooming, and a pair of mung bean eyes are so small that they can't find the slit of their eyes.
From the first time I saw the innkeeper walking down the stairs.
Jin An recognized the identity of the other party.
It was one of the five antique dealers who appeared in Fucheng tonight, that flying head barbarian.
This short-footed old man should be born with a physical disability, if he cultivates Feitou Man, he plans to give himself a head replacement technique and live a normal life, but it can also be explained.
Jin An was in an out-of-body state at this time, so when these antique dealers' disguise techniques came to him, they couldn't hide it at all.
Under the flesh.
There is also another pair of facial features hidden.
Jin An didn't listen to what the innkeeper had to say next, and he quietly began to look around the inn, looking for the other accomplices of the antique dealer.
At this time, a chef came out of the back kitchen of the inn and stood at the edge of the lobby to watch the excitement.
The chef was tall and burly, slightly hunchbacked, with a bulging hump on his back... It was another of the five antique dealers.
The hunchbacked man wielding a pair of giant full moon scimitars.
Two women, flying heads, hunchbacked men, now Jin An has found three people, but the remaining questioners, the judge of the underworld giants, he did not find them here.
At this time, the sound of the marriage suona in the inn was still whining and blowing, and the groom and the bride followed the innkeeper and walked downstairs at the same time.
Someone in the lobby shouted: "Shopkeeper, you said that your daughter and the scholar are talented and beautiful, a match made in heaven, and they fell in love with each other at first sight when they first met tonight, but how can I see the scholar's reluctant face, you see that he has no joy on his face, but his face is pale, as if he was frightened and lost his soul, should your store be a black shop, forcibly abducting the scholar to recruit a son-in-law, right?"
The people who spoke were the green forests and grass who had just entered the inn, these people were all perennial people who licked blood with knives and pinned machetes to their belts, and they were not afraid of heaven and earth.
The innkeeper smiled and said: "Objectively, you are joking, we are opening the door to do business openly, how can it be a black shop, maybe it is because Wang Gongzi is too happy, and he has no experience in getting married for the first time, so he is a little overwhelmed and overjoyed." You can ask Wang Gongzi in public, is he sincerely willing to marry my daughter?"
When the innkeeper looked back at the groom behind him, everyone only saw the back of the innkeeper, and no one could see the expression on the innkeeper's face at this time.
When the innkeeper looked back at the groom official who had no blood on his face at this time and a big cold sweat was constantly flowing on his forehead, the groom official nodded at everyone with a pale face, saying that he and Ye Niang fell in love at first sight, and they were willing to marry Ye Niang tonight.
These people don't know a few words in the green forest and grass, at this time they didn't notice that the atmosphere of this inn was wrong, their attention was not on the scholar at all, their eyes were always on the graceful figure of the bride who walked down the stairs, many people rubbed the machete in their hands with evil eyes, and shouted: " Shopkeeper, even if the scholar really fell in love with your daughter at first sight, but you said that your daughter and the scholar are talented and beautiful, a match made in heaven, you don't let your daughter show her face, let everyone slap your hands, how can we see whether your daughter is beautiful or ugly? Is it really a talented woman, a match made in heaven......
"Guys, are you right? ha. β
The men burst into laughter.
The innkeeper looked embarrassed, and said with an embarrassed expression on his face: "A few objective, on this happy day, it is natural for the groom to enter the cave room, and the head cover can only be lifted when the cave room is flowered, and it may be unlucky to lift the head cover now......
"In this way, the little old man here first punished himself with three glasses of wine as an apology, and I will ask the little second in the store to hold a few jars of daughter red that has been treasured in the cellar for twenty years to present to you objectively. β
Those green forests and grass recklessly looked at the graceful and graceful body lines of the bride in the wedding dress at this time, and the essence worms were brainy, and they continued to make a fuss: "Shopkeeper, we see that your daughter's legs are clamped tightly, what is good about scholars, there is no power to restrain chickens, how can there be a few of our brothers who are strong and strong, and they must be hard when they want." If that scholar can't satisfy your daughter, our brothers can do the flower candles in the cave room for him, and lift the little lady's red hijab instead of him, hahaha......"
"Isn't there a saying that peony flowers die, it's also romantic to be a ghost, and if you can die under your daughter's solid legs, we are willing to be ghosts. β
The more you talk about these green forests, the more filthy they become.
Foul language.
There were only a few women sitting in the lobby, such as the mother and daughter from a large family, who frowned and looked displeased.
Although the bride is covered with a red hijab, the concave place of the figure is like a deep canyon, and the convex place is heavy, with two slender and straight long legs, Tingting Yuli, you don't need to look at it to know that those legs can kill a man.
The clouds want to dress and the flowers want to look, and the spring breeze blows Revlon.
This bride is a natural seductive goblin, even if she doesn't show her face with a red hijab, she has already seduced several big men to fight for her and become jealous.
"This ......"
"This ......"
When the innkeeper met this group of meat men who didn't eat oil, his face was embarrassed, and he was so anxious that he was sweating profusely when he saw that the situation was about to get out of control, and he didn't know how to deal with the messy situation in front of him.
At this time, a woman's soft and glutinous voice sounded from under the red hijab.
"Daddy, my daughter won't embarrass my father, and I ask my father to let his daughter say a few words on her own......"
The shopkeeper's daughter, who was wearing a wedding dress and a red hijab, had been silent and silent, spoke at this time, and the voice was pitiful and pitiful, and she wanted to cry, and the man's heart was numb when she heard it, and the bones of his body were soft, this is a seductive and abrasive vixen.
Ye Niang, who was under the red hijab, said in a complaining voice: "What Ye Niang admires most in this life is a scholar with a talent for poetry and books, so Ye Niang's wish in this life is to marry a scholar." I hope that the scholar can treat Ye Niang well, treat his father well, and be famous in the future, have an official and a half-position, don't be too big an official, as long as his father no longer has to get up early every day to open a shop, and worry about the inn business every day. β
"But Ye Niang has experienced ups and downs in her life, her heart is not as good as she wishes, her first husband was not a scholar, and she had bad news soon after she got married, and her husband died in an accident......
Ye Niang said that when she was sad, she sobbed softly under the red hijab.
"If you have to become a star, why die, I am willing to be a mandarin duck and not envy the immortals... Today, I am fortunate to meet Wang Gongzi, the artistic conception in this famous poem through the ages just speaks to Ye Niang's heart, and to the simplest but most unattainable wish of a woman in the world in this life......"
"Since Ye Niang thinks that the guests here can replace Wang Gongzi's position in Ye Niang's heart, then you might as well hold a poetry meeting, if someone is talented and talented, and is better than Wang Gongzi in high eight buckets, today Ye Niang is willing to marry him, even if it is to be a third concubine, a fourth concubine, and a small house without a name. β
"If all the distinguished guests present are not as talented as Wang Gongzi in poetry and books, then if you want to marry Ye Niang, you will not mention it again, although Ye Niang is just an ordinary rural village woman, she has not read many sage words in her life, but she also knows what filial piety is, what is female chastity, if you repeatedly force each other, Ye Niang would rather die here today than drag down my father. β
Although Ye Niang's voice is pitiful, she is also a chaste martyr, she advances and retreats between her words, and she gives everyone the conditions out, puts her in the ring with poems, and everyone wins with her ability.
It not only embarrassed the innkeeper, but also kept his chastity.
If it weren't for knowing in advance that this Ye Niang was an evil female cultivator who ate men and didn't spit out bones, and liked to eat scholars in disintegration, she would really have been deceived by her affectionate performance.
Following the direction of Ye Niang's finger, the group of green forests and grasses who didn't know a few big characters subconsciously looked at the calligraphy and paintings hanging on the pillars.
The few literate people in these green forests and grasses began to recite poems on calligraphy and paintingsβ
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"The Liang family painting pavilion rises from the sky, and the Han Emperor's golden stem is straight outside. β
"I don't know each other in front of the building, but I don't know each other?"
"By asking the to Ziyan, he once learned to dance for a long time. β
"If you have to become a star, why die, I am willing to be a mandarin duck and not envy the immortals.
These reckless men actually really meditated on calligraphy and painting.
How else to say that Se Ling Zhi is married.
That's when it happened.
A loud voice sounded in the lobby of the inn: "Why don't you let Xiaosheng try it?"
"Since Ye Niang is looking forward to 'willing to be a mandarin duck and not envy the immortal', this inn is also called Mandarin Duck Building, so I will also take 'Mandarin Duck' as the theme and give Ye Niang an ugly poem. β
"Ten miles of flat lake frost full of ......"
"Every inch of green silk is sad for the ...... of China"
This is a hoarse, deep voice that is close at hand but the end of the world, where lovers can't come together, and finally becomes lovesick.
Like a lake that is gradually filled with sorrowful thoughts,
It was a love affair that didn't come to fruition.
From the passionate love of a hot-blooded teenager to the separation of the two places, it slowly broke the boy's white head.
"Protecting the Moon......
In the gradually hoarse and sad voice, there seems to be infinite emotion, and there seem to be countless lovesick words that cannot be said, wanting to tell the Yiren, but the Yiren in my heart is not around, and the lovers can't go together.
"Only envy mandarin ducks, not immortal ......"
In the heavens, I would like to be a winged bird, and in the earth, I would like to be a branch, and two people who can love each other come together and cherish it.
I used to laugh at others, how could people who love each other not be together in the end, and then in 'The Lonely Lamp is Unconscious, Rolling the Curtains and Sighing at the Moon Sky', I realized that it is the most 'strange' that lovers can finally come together.
It's better to have no fate than to have no fate.
Because there is no fate, there is no need to understand the pain of lovesickness in "only envy mandarin ducks and not immortals".
The poetry in the lobby was not a group of reckless embryos, but a weak scholar with a white beard, a white face, and clear facial features.
"In heaven I wish to be a winged bird, in the earth I wish to be a branch, the sky is long and sometimes it is over, and this hatred is endless. As long as you can stay together for a lifetime, even the gods don't want to do it, Ye Niang, have we ever known each other in our previous lives?"
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In heaven I wish to be a winged bird, in the earth I wish to be a branch, the sky is long and sometimes endless, this hatred is endless......
In the lobby, the mother and daughter of the Tingting Yuli girl, repeatedly rejected the poem in her mouth, looked at the young man in the lobby who was lovesick and sorrowful, and wrote a story full of vicissitudes, and his expression was temporarily lost.
I don't know whose family Yi can live in this son's heart.
When the girl thought about it, she immediately blushed and took a bite: "Phew, what kind of son, obviously he is a pervert, and he has the same virtue as those reckless men, and he wants to covet the body of the shopkeeper's daughter Ye Niang." β
Sure enough, my mother is right, all men in the world are stinky men, none of the men in the world are good things, men's mouths are deceitful ghosts, and men are the best at coaxing women with rhetoric. β
At this time, Mr. Feng Shui and the old man were all stunned and looked at Jin An, who was chanting poems affectionately to Ye Niang at this moment.
There was only one thought left in the minds of the two.
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But Jin An, who stood up at this time and was looking at Ye Niang affectionately, didn't notice that the faces of the two people behind him were wrong.
Jin An looked at Ye Niang, his voice was vicissitudes, he looked at Ye Niang's direction in a low voice, and continued: "I don't know why, I met Ye Niang for the first time today, and I felt that I was familiar with Ye Niang, as if we had known each other in the reincarnation of the previous life, and the five hundred times of looking back in the previous life were exchanged for a passing in this life, and I used a thousand times to look back in exchange for a stop in front of you in this life, and finally met in this life?"
Five hundred glances back in the past life in exchange for one passing in this life, and I use a thousand glances back in exchange for a stop in front of you in this life......
The Tingting Yuli girl chewed this sentence over and over again, and looked at Jin An's side face with a glint in her eyes.
She remembered her mother's admonition to herself again and again, and told herself again and again that the son opposite was the most eloquent prodigal son.
Full of color embryos.
But her long eyelashes blinked, and she couldn't help but peek at the other party's side face again and again, and the girl's heart slowly rippled, and two red glows gradually escalated on the snow-white cheeks that could be blown and broken.
Mr. Feng Shui, Big Old Man: "......"
Both of them looked at Jin An in shock at the moment.
Jin An Gongzi!
Do you know these words, Madame?