Chapter 307 is unimaginable
"Mr. Yi, Senior Zhong, the inn on this rainy night is getting more and more interesting......"
"I didn't expect that in addition to us, there was also a Yin Dart Master who had come to this inn built of grave soil......"
The Yin Dart Master only bets on the underworld things of 'the living cry and the dead laugh'.
Jin An is no stranger to this Yin Dart Master.
It's the second time I've met a Yin Dart Walker.
But when it comes to encountering a living Yin Walker.
This is the first time this has happened.
No wonder Jin An is so interested.
"The Yin Dart Master, a heavy Yin Qi, the most taboo to encounter water, during the dart often ten days and a half months without water, do not take a bath, even drink water only drink the water they bring, but now they brave the rain to bet on the Yin Dart, has broken the biggest taboo of the Yin Dart Master. ”
"It seems that their bloody plague tonight has something to do with the water evil. ”
"Huh, look at the coffin parked in the courtyard, the cinnabar on the yellow charm was wet and melted by the rain, and even the surface of the hemp rope used to tie the coffin has golden juice dripping out, this bundle of coffin rope should not be the golden body powder of the Buddhist monks after sitting down, right?"
When it came to the end, Jin An was also slightly surprised.
The golden body of the Buddhist monk is a treasure of Buddhism, this kind of thing only exists among the disciples of Buddhism, and I can't imagine that this kind of Buddhist treasure can also be seen in a group of people who meet in the wild.
It's a strange thing.
Jin An looked curiously at the black coffin in the courtyard.
Who needs such a high-standard seal?
The four big men hurriedly walked into the inn, too lazy to look at the others, and directly threw a few pieces of broken silver to the shopkeeper, and asked the shopkeeper to find a few people to help, find something that could shelter them from the wind and rain, and erect a canopy for their coffins parked in the yard.
As the saying goes, money can make ghosts grind.
The shopkeeper looked at a few pieces of broken silver in his hand, hurriedly grateful, and happily went to his companion to build a canopy for the coffin parked in the yard.
Obviously, the expression on his face was happy, but the two eyes of those shopkeepers were like dead fish eyes, and they wouldn't move.
The canopy was built quickly, and there were ready-made ones in the inn, and after a while, a simple canopy was erected in the courtyard.
The appearance is not pretty.
But the victory is finally a tarpaulin.
Then the four Yin Dart Masters took out a large stack of yellow talismans from their bodies and began to replace the rain-soaked yellow talismans on the coffin.
When they saw the gold juice dripping from the twine, the men stood in the courtyard and muttered a few words.
I don't know what I'm discussing.
In the end, it seems that a unanimous result has finally been discussed.
They found the shopkeeper again and asked for a big rooster, and then chopped off the head of the chicken on the spot and bled into the bowl.
The headless rooster that is not dead is very strong, and it is throbbing violently in pain in the hands of the big man, but the big man's hand is very strong, and the headless rooster in his hand is as steady as a rock.
Subsequently.
These yin dart masters used chicken blood, mixed with the ashes after the yellow fu was burned, stirred with their fingers to see that the fire was almost over, put the blood-stained fingers in their mouths and sucked them clean, picked up two porcelain bowls, covered them together, filtered out the impurities with the cracks of the bowls, and slowly oozing out the blood of the scarlet rooster.
These filtered rooster blood were all handed into the ink fountain box held by the other person, and then the four of them worked together to quickly play the coffin ink fountain line.
This dazzling operation stunned the ordinary people who were eating in the inn.
So when the four of them finished all this and walked into the inn again to find a random table and sit down, the voices in the inn fell silent, and even the fat shrew with a strong personality shrunk her neck timidly, not daring to look at the four people.
Since ancient times, the folk have been the most taboo coffins.
Thinking that contact with the coffin will touch the moldy head, and getting too close to the coffin will cause bad luck for several days, even the boss who sells the coffin, the coffin bearer, and the person who escorts the coffin are all avoided by the world.
"Prince Jin An, look at their leggings. As the Yin Dart Master walked into the inn and sat down, Mr. Feng Shui asked in a low voice to Jin An.
Jin An took a closer look.
After the Yin Dart Master entered the inn and sat down, they began to untie the legging strips from their calves, and put a yellow charm on the meat in their trousers.
The yellow talisman was also a little wet, and the cinnabar showed signs of melting.
After replacing the yellow charm in the trouser tube, the four Yin Dart Masters put down the trouser tube again and re-tied the leggings.
At this time, Jin An noticed that these Yin Dart Walkers had been busy in the courtyard outside for a while, and the soles of their shoes had been dry all the time.
On the ground of the inn, there are only the wet shoe prints of those shopkeepers.
It's kind of interesting.
Jin An became even more interested in the origin of this group of Yin Dart Masters.
"The yellow talisman attached to the calf should be the water avoidance talisman, no wonder this group of yin dart masters are so bold and dare to rush on a rainy night, it turns out that they are so fearful, so they are so fearless. ”
Then.
There is a shopkeeper who walked towards the four yin dart masters, perhaps because of the previous reward, this time the shopkeeper nodded and bowed, more like a courteous handover of the bamboo menu, asking what kind of meal to order.
It's just that kind of expression, combined with a pair of dead fish eyes that can't turn, it's really weird and indescribable.
I don't know.
After checking the water avoidance charm and re-tying the legging straps, the Yin Dart Master took out the dry food and meat he was carrying, and ate it dryly.
They each had a bamboo kettle hanging from their waists, but no one took the initiative to take a sip of water.
The Yin Dart Master refused the shopkeeper's courtesy to serve the food, saying that his brothers only needed to eat the dry food they brought with them.
The shopkeeper refused to leave, and was still urging the Yin Dart Master to order.
One of them was the shortest, with five short and stout figures, the youngest and the hottest Yin dart master, glared coldly at the shopkeeper: "You know that our Yin Dart Master is born to be a water evil, the most taboo to touch the water, and he also forced us to touch the water, don't force us to be anxious, the two sides tear their faces." ”
"You do your business, we take our dart, the well water does not interfere with the river water, we do not invade each other, we will take shelter from the rain and leave immediately. ”
The shopkeeper was scolded by the hot-tempered Yin Dart Master, he was not angry, he stood still and looked at the other diners in the restaurant who were attracted by the quarrel on his side, and had no intention of leaving.
Just when Jin An thought he was going to fight.
At this time, the chef's shout came from the back kitchen of the inn.
Shout small two-end dishes.
The little two turned around and left.
"Prince Jin An, it seems that these Yin Dart Masters are all strange people in the rivers and lakes with some real skills, it seems that they saw the evil wind and drizzle at night, and the rain is getting heavier and heavier, so they specially ran to this grave to hide from the rain. Mr. Feng Shui whispered to Jin An.
Jin An listened to the music.
When others want to take shelter from the rain, they are standing under big trees, or under eaves, or under canopies.
These Yin Dart Masters are good, and they hide in the rain and hide in other people's graves.
It's really a daring artist.
Yin darts are already heavy, others may wish to be as far away from the graveyard as possible, but these masters are bold and bold Yin dart masters, but they are not shy about it.
However, it can also be seen from this that the water avoidance charm is not omnipotent, it can only avoid the outside world, and it can't avoid the water that can't be drunk into the stomach.
At the right time.
The shopkeeper who left to serve the food just now had already walked out from the back kitchen, holding the tray in his hand, and serving the dishes to Jin An's table with a smile on his face.
The smile on that face.
I can't tell that I had a fight with the guest just now.
"A few masters, this is the meal you just ordered, white-cut chicken, dry pot vegetables, soup fish, mapo tofu, and the last dish of stir-fried lung slices for husband and wife......"
"This bottle of wine is a special gift from our shopkeeper to several masters, today is the favorite day of our shopkeeper's daughter, recruited Chenglong fast son-in-law, so today's guests are given a bottle of daughter red, several masters eat and drink well. ”
After the shopkeeper put down the dishes and a bottle of daughter red, he was about to turn around and leave.
"Xiao Er, why do you keep seeing you busy in the store, why don't you see your shopkeeper all the time?" Jin An called the shopkeeper who was about to leave, and asked curiously.
The shopkeeper replied smartly: "Our shopkeeper is upstairs and others busy with Zhang Luo's wedding room, and the marriage matter, when Zhang Luo finishes the marriage, our shopkeeper will come down soon." What is the matter with this master looking for our shopkeeper?"
Jin An was thoughtful, and then smiled and said that it was okay, so he asked casually and let the shopkeeper be busy.
The shopkeeper is also persistent, before leaving, there is a pot of daughter red on the wooden tray, when passing by the table of the Yin Dart Master, he left without saying a word, and continued to work with other shop Xiao Er in the inn to post red lanterns, red cloth, big Xi characters, and colorful lights, so lively.
Gee.
I don't see at all that this is in the grave of a dead man.
The Yin Dart Masters glanced coldly at the back of the shopkeeper leaving, didn't say anything, and continued to eat the dry food and dried meat in their hands silently.
No matter how hard it is to swallow, I don't drink a bamboo tube kettle that hangs on my waist.
Looking at the back of the shopkeeper leaving after putting down the drink, Jin An smiled at Mr. Feng Shui and Zhong Laosan at the same table and said, "This shop is interesting. ”
"The shopkeeper went to the back kitchen, and even the eyes in the sockets were different, just now they were dead fish eyes, but now they have become dead crow eyes. ”
"Even people have become smarter. ”
"People always say that the crow is mourning, and it is not a good sign to see the crow on the grave. ”
Jin An said, picking up the chopsticks in the bamboo tube on the table, he used the chopsticks to flip over the steaming dishes on the plate.
Don't really say it.
This meal is really chic.
The aroma is tangy.
The color and fragrance are complete.
"Mr. Yi, Senior Zhong, the food in these graves and soil should not be the tribute of the dead or the hallucinations of human urine, toads, and centipedes in the wilderness, right?"
"Especially in this plate of husband and wife lung tablets that make people's fingers move when they look at it, and are full of color and fragrance, there should be no husband and wife lung tablets, right?"
"If it's really a hallucination, the kid's eyes poke, and he can't see the slightest trace of blindness. ”
Listening to Jin An's words, Mr. Feng Shui laughed, he directly picked up the chopsticks and took a big mouthful of the couple's lung slices for himself, the more he chewed, the more fragrant it became, and he couldn't help but praise his good cooking skills.
"The prince of Jin'an can rest assured, those antique dealers are spies of foreign clans who have mixed into my Kangding Kingdom, and they are all living people, not dead people in the cemetery. What the living can eat, we can naturally eat. ”
"Even those brave and daring yin dart masters are not afraid to ask the store to borrow rooster blood to play the ink line for the coffin, which shows that there are still some real things in this resentment inn. ”
"The antique dealers just took advantage of the special location of this place, which is suitable for hiding here and is not easy to be discovered by the outside world, and they are not crazy enough to starve themselves to death here. ”
"And ......," Mr. Feng Shui winked meaningfully at Jin An.
"We are now possessed by the spirit of the spirit paper to pierce the body, not the real body is here, even if we really eat toads and centipedes, this daughter is filled with human urine in red, and it can't poison us. ”
Originally, Jin An listened to Mr. Feng Shui's words, and wanted to use chopsticks to eat to see if this paper person had taste buds.
It is normal for the soul to be able to eat qi and practice, and to be able to smell the aroma of food.
Jin An hasn't tried to eat with a piece of paper.
So especially curious.
But after listening to Mr. Feng Shui's last words, Jin An's hand that was about to move the chopsticks froze in mid-air, and then shook his head with a wry smile and put down the chopsticks.
It doesn't matter if it's a real meal or not.
Anyway, Jin An looks like a toad and human urine now, although these meals are not abnormal in his eyes.
But he can't get past the psychological level.
It's like someone saying that beef baba is non-toxic after drying, and it also has a faint sweet taste of licorice, which can be used to cook tea, barbecue, and stir-fry vegetables to add fragrance, and add flavor... But Jin An would never really try the same.
"Hahaha......"
Looking at Jin An's sad face, Zhong Laosan, who had been arguing with Mr. Feng Shui, this time he watched Jin An eat deflated with Mr. Feng Shui.
It turns out that the sky is not afraid of the earth, not even the thousand-year-old dragon king in the ancient tomb, and the son of Jin'an, who is downbeat about life and death, also has something to fear.
Jin An's death hole is what he eats.
Just when Mr. Feng Shui and Zhong Lao took a big bite of vegetables, ate with a mouthful of oil, and relished, in the courtyard on a rainy night, there was the sound of a carriage, and not long after, someone came to this rainy night inn.
"Shopkeeper, come to a pot of hot wine, hurry up and let our brothers warm up, this rainy day is really not a human thing, it's so fucking cold, I feel like the blood in the joints of my body is going to freeze......"
There was a commotion in the courtyard outside the door.
Then more than a dozen people walked in from outside the door.
The dozen or so people were all full of flesh, their eyes showed a fierce light, they were not good at first glance, and they all had a cold and shining machete pinned to their waists.
These people are all reckless people in the green forest.
Jin An doesn't need to use the Qi Lookout technique, just by taking a photo of the Yuan Shen, he can see these people, everyone has evil spirits on them, and they are all murderers who have committed murder cases in their hands.
As soon as these green forests and grasses walked into the inn, they began to make a fuss, making a lot of noise and drinking, although they began to disguise as soon as they entered the store, but these people couldn't hide Jin An, who was out of the body at this time, and the leader of these people looked at each other secretly with several guards around the parents more than once.
It seems that these people are in the same group as the house thieves and guards, and they are the helpers they have brought in, and they are responsible for clamping down the other guards.
Jin An looked at these blackened rivers and lakes in various Yin Tang, and then looked at the few murderous wanted criminals hidden in the guards, this rainy night is getting more and more interesting.
At this time.
There was the sound of footsteps from the inn, and then the sound of marrying a suona sounded.
Everyone sitting on the first floor looked upstairs, it was the innkeeper who came down, the shopkeeper held the bride's hand, the bride and the groom official wore a big red wedding cannon, and held a red silk in their hands.