My sister's life is a group of mischievous people with split personalities.,Old naughty boy!

The question of patting the beauty of the fart just now, you can't talk nonsense, you can only say well, how beautiful you are, how beautiful you are, you are so beautiful that I drool...... If you say something wrong, you have to deduct points; What about this question, well, you can say whatever you like, and you are encouraged to talk nonsense...... What the hell are you going to do, it's just confusing!

How many lifetimes of blood mold must have poured into us students to meet you teachers?

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Well, let's concentrate on the questions.

Huo Zongtang first typed a draft, and after reading it silently a few times, he brewed a love affair again, and then began to complain and roar wildly about the lack of waves on the lake on the test paper!

That's right, it's crazy spitting and roaring!

You can't afford to hurt a literary young man who studies literature!

You can't afford to be hurt when you encounter such a topic!

Study literature hard!!

Tang poems and Song lyrics must be understood, there is wood!

Modern and contemporary literature, avant-garde, and postmodernism must be thoroughly understood!

Greek, roman, French, the names of foreign literature masters should be pronounced so slippery!

It is not easy to study, and you have studied hard for more than ten years!

Parents are hard-working, a handful of and a handful of urine pull adults want their son to be Jackie Chan!

The cantilever thorn strand chiseled the wall to steal the light, the firefly bag reflects the snow, and reads poetry books just to get a high score!

When I met such a volume, I collapsed on the spot!

When I encountered this kind of strange test question, I went crazy on the spot!

Literary and artistic young people who take the literature exam can't afford to hurt, they can't afford to hurt!

A small piece of fresh meat has become a rancid and old overnight stinky meat!

One by one, the little goddesses have become female neuroendocrine disorders, and their faces are full of pockmarks!

Correction teacher, you have a little conscience, just give me two more points for this question.

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Storms, lightning and thunder, lions roar!

After a wild roar, Huo Zongtang was sweating profusely, full of sullen breath, and suddenly refreshed, and every pore on his body was full of comfort!

When I looked at the map of the lake on the test paper, I saw that the waves were heavy and turbulent.

Well, it's okay, this result should be okay, right?

Seems like you went a little too far? No matter, anyway, the title stipulates that it is like this, and Lao Tzu did not violate the rules!

Check back and forth, snap, hand in the papers, and call it a day!

said that he was super-powered, and he finished the test. The two exams in the morning have come to an end for the time being. Although there are still two courses in the afternoon, there is a break at noon, so that candidates can take a breath and take the opportunity to rest and recuperate.

Many candidates poured into the canteen as soon as they finished the exam. Without him, seize the time to replenish your brain and spirit. And some students with good family backgrounds naturally disdain to crowd the canteen and lose their identity. Outside the door of the True Martial Arts Academy, many luxury cars had been parked at this time, and the families of these students had come to deliver food or supplements.

For a time, the campus was crowded with people. Although the teacher did not allow the answer to be answered after the test, many students had already put this behind their minds and talked excitedly, and some even blushed with arguery. The expressions on the faces of the students were very rich, confident, ecstatic, frustrated, and lost, all written on the faces of different people.

Zhu Bajiao dragged Huo Zongtang to the dining hall, and along the way, the two seemed to have a tacit understanding, and did not mention a word related to the exam.

On the way, he accidentally met Huang Guozhang, Cai Jin and Yu Suying.

Cai Jin asked Huang Guozhang: "The last big question, how many waves did your voice blow?" ”

Huang Guozhang said with a smile: "It's definitely not as powerful as you, it's scum, only five waves." Although his tone was modest, looking at his expression, there was a vague sense of self-satisfaction. Yu Suying is the lover of his dreams, and this kid has the heart to show off.

The students who passed by all looked up at him, looking very surprised and ashamed. Most of them can only blow one or two waves with their sounds, and those who can blow three waves are a minority. Blowing the five-fold wave is indeed unattainable for them.

Yu Suying sneered: "That's indeed a bit scum." Cai Jin and I can blow the sevenfold. ”

Many students around heard that even Huang Guozhang, who was blowing the fivefold layer, was trampled into slag, and without exception, they all hid their faces and burst into tears. Just kidding, when a group of school tyrants pretend to show off, the scumbags within a radius of ten meters will be innocently hit by arrows and suffer tens of thousands of injuries! Cry, let's get out of here!

was slapped in the face in public by his sweetheart, and Huang Guozhang's expression was a little embarrassed. But when he looked at Yu Suying, his expression became even more flattering, as if he could be ridiculed by her, even if his tone was extremely bitter, it was a kind of happiness.

Catching a glimpse of Zhu Bajiao and Huo Zongtang, Huang Guozhang seemed to have found the capital of pride again, and said with a smile: "Compared with you scholars, I am a little scum." But compared with those strange things, it is estimated that the results are already better than heaven. ”

Yu Suying and Cai Jin understood, and looked at Huo Zongtang meaningfully, with a bit of contempt and banter.

Zhu Bajiao and Huo Zongtang glanced at each other. Zhu Bajiao sneered and said, "It turns out that someone is out of the realm. made a spare tire for a woman, and made a taste, and it didn't hurt to slap her face in public. My dog dared to bark twice when I kicked it. ”

Huang Guozhang suddenly became angry and rushed to his head: "Dead fatty, clean your mouth for me!" ”

Huo Zongtang was unwilling to quarrel with these people like children, so he picked up Zhu Bajiao and was about to leave. Yu Suying added: "Huo Zongtang, did you do well in the exam this time?" How about a conversation? ”

Huo Zongtang thought about it, it seemed that the waves were very turbulent after roaring just now. Did it blow the eightfold or the ninefold? Forgot. Forget it or don't talk about it, so as not to give these guys who have nothing to do again.

He shook his head and said lightly: "I'm sorry, I did an average job in the exam this time, and there is nothing to communicate with." After speaking, she was about to leave, but Yu Suying laughed behind her and said, "If you do average in the exam, then you have to work hard in the afternoon." Otherwise, even Young Master Zhu won't be able to protect you for the rest of your life. Well, in fact, I think that although your relationship is good now, but after Young Master Zhu has had a good time, the situation may be different. Oops, it depends on the owner to beat the dog, I said too much, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! ”

She covered her mouth and chuckled, her smile was very sweet: "Oh yes, I didn't say you were a dog, don't think too much, don't think too much!" ”

Huo Zongtang and Zhu Bajiao stood at the same time. Zhu Bajiao took a deep breath and furrowed his brows vigorously. He has always had pity for women, but I don't know why, when he heard such words, he had the urge to beat people.

Huo Zongtang still had a calm face. "Thank you Miss Yu for your concern, it doesn't matter how many heavy waves I blow. However, a master like Miss Yu is not good in the exam, and he is higher than the wave, which is indeed enviable and admirable. Also, like Miss Yu, not only waves with people during the exam, but also waves after the exam, the aftermath is rippling and endless, but it is a little worrying. If it's like this, it might not sound good to spread out, right? ”

Zhu Bajiao couldn't help laughing, laughing so much that tears were about to flow out.