Chapter Seventy-Four: Are You Kidding Me?
Huang Guozhang smiled, his eyes full of arrogance. At a glance, seeing Huo Zongtang behind Zhu Bajiao, he seemed to be a little more confident. Yo, with such a good face, Huo Zongtang, the god of sleep, should have slept all morning in the examination room, right? If you don't accept it, you can't do it.
His mind was still on the exam, and after expressing some disdain for Huo Zongtang, he left quickly.
Soon after, Kong Xiaoou also left.
Not long after she left, Zhu Bajiao's heart was obviously gone. In addition, the bell rang for preparation, and the crowd quickly dispersed.
Huo Zongtang and Zhu Bajiao walked back side by side. Huo Zongtang said: "Kong Xiaoou is very smart. You sing to relieve her stress and let her let go of her burden in the next course, and she understands. ”
Zhu Bajiao was a little distressed, "Then why did she leave early?" I'm not done yet! ”
Huo Zongtang smiled: "That's because she already understands your mind." She didn't want to hurt you to be late for the next exam, so she left first, so that you could take the next subject with peace of mind. It's not that she doesn't like your songs. ”
"Really?" Zhu Bajiao's eyes lit up.
"Of course." Huo Zongtang said, and he also laughed. This pair of boys and girls is a little bit of a heart, and then hook up and hook up, it is estimated that the adultery is ...... Ah no, I guess you can look forward to a true relationship.
Run, Ba Kei, the road of love sainthood will go more and more smoothly.
The second subject of the Literature Psychic Test is the Verbal Psychic Test. The exam was conducted in a dedicated language room as it required speaking to speak.
This exam made Huo Zongtang grow his knowledge again.
This test paper is itself a kind of "sound-absorbing paper" with special functions, which can absorb and store sound with high fidelity, and at the same time can also record the spiritual super energy in the sound.
And the test questions themselves are also extremely novel and diverse, which opened Huo Zongtang's eyes.
However, compared with the first question of the previous listening test, the design of the questions in this course is much more honest. The first big question at the beginning is all the difficulty of the rookie section.
It's all about basic knowledge of language expression, speech, debate, etc., and there is no difficulty, Huo Zongtang will finish it in a while.
Turning the second side, a question caught his eye, and he couldn't help but laugh when he saw half of the question. Well, this topic is really new and interesting, and it is funny enough! It's a titanium alloy dog with a bright blind brother...... Oh no, light up the blind brother's eyes!
I saw that the title read: Please use the language you know to describe the appearance and charm of a beautiful woman.
Note: There is no restriction on the form, you can give speeches freely, and you can also express it in literary forms such as poetry, prose, and novels. After triggering the answer switch with mental power, the test paper will record your words, so please don't talk nonsense until you are ready.
Huo Zongtang smiled again. He heard Mr. Zeng say that there was once an inexperienced freshman, who did not know it after triggering the answer switch, and the results of the test paper were recorded by the candidate's self-talk, which also contained crazy complaints and complaints about the questioner, and even the women in the proposition's family greeted them cordially, but the teacher vomited blood when he revised the paper, and with a stroke of the pen, the student was sentenced to a zero point, and this matter was also passed on as a joke.
Huo Zongtang continued to look down, but smiled again.
It turns out that below the note, there is an additional explanation:
Grading Criteria: Candidates score high or low depending on the beauty of the woman you describe. If the marking teacher thinks it is not beautiful, he is eligible to deduct the candidate's score. You can choose to do it or not. If so, please accept this overbearing standard, and the proposition committee and any teacher will not accept any suggestions, criticisms or complaints about this question.
In addition, it is not allowed to use a pen to depict the appearance of beautiful women, once discovered, it will be regarded as cheating!
Huo Zongtang was almost faint from laughter. How can the teachers of this world have such a personality? How sullen does it take to come up with such nonsense questions and grading criteria?
Speak to describe a beautiful woman? In ancient and modern times, there have never been such exam questions, right?
Moreover, the woman whom the candidate thinks is very beautiful, after the verbal description, has to make the examiner feel beautiful and sympathetic in order to get a score! It's not enough to think it's beautiful, but the examiner thinks it's beautiful! Otherwise, points will be deducted!
Huo Zongtang vaguely felt that the egg hurt, this question is not as easy as he imagined!
And look at the scoring criteria again, see what the questioner said, do you like to do it or not, if you really want to do it, don't compare blindly, you can't complain or criticize, that one is domineering!
Teacher, can you still have a little more personality?
Huo Zongtang thought about it for a while, and finally thought of an answer. After spending some mental power and unlocking some of the content in his memory, he became more confident.
opened his mouth and recited it a few times, and only when he was seventy or eighty percent sure did Huo Zongtang release his mind and touch the record switch on the test questions.
"Luopu is suspicious of returning snow, and Wushan is like a cloud.
Allure has seen it now, and it has been heard in the past.
The eyes are shy, and the lips are laughing.
The wind is like a grape belt, and the sun shines on the pomegranate skirt.
There is a madman in it, and he is empty. ”
He recited a poem softly, with a sense of surprise and praise in his words, and the pronunciation, rhythm and emotion were all well controlled. Especially the heartbeat when I meet a beautiful woman, the kind of melancholy and helplessness that I can't ask for, is vividly expressed.
Because Huo Zongtang understands that the depiction of beauty in language itself is only one of the scoring points of this question. What the marking teacher values more is actually the emotions and voices contained in the candidates' words!
The combination of the two can maximize the impact on people and infect the audience!
And what he borrowed was He Sicheng, a poet of the Liang Dynasty of the Southern Dynasty in the previous life, "Nanyuan Poems of Beauty". In the world of Han Xing, there is no such poem. Although it is not as famous as "Luo Shen Fu", "Shuoren", and "Qingping Tune", which are famous for writing beautiful women, it is also a famous poem in ancient times. I don't dare to say that the dog eyes of the blind marking teacher will at least surprise him.
After completing this question, Huo Zongtang let out a sigh of relief, secretly saying in his heart that it was not easy, and then continued to look down.
Later, there are many new and quirky topics.
Like the last big question, it is specifically about the momentum and spiritual strength of speech.
The test paper draws a picture of the still wave of the lake, and the candidates are required to speak loudly to this picture, they can be hoarse, they can talk nonsense unscrupulously, as long as they do not violate the law and morality and do not make personal attacks, the candidates can organize their own oral language.
The evaluation criteria are based on the momentum of the candidate's loud roar, as well as the mental power hidden in the voice. The momentum is strong, the spiritual power in the voice is abundant, and the lake map on the test paper will set off waves like a strong wind.
Whoever sets off a big wave will have a bull fork and a high score.
Huo Zongtang thinks so...... These old guys who are too fresh and refined, too high-spirited...... I just saw the hell of a ghost!
What the hell is this, are you kidding me?