Chapter 415: I Want to Pierce Back (Part I)
On the way back, Ye Jinghong was leaning on the back of the chair and closing his eyes to recuperate, Zhang Xiaoshuai took advantage of the time to wait for the red light??.??, took off his coat and gently covered her body, Ye Jinghong's eyelashes seemed to tremble, and then curled up silently, and the whole person shrunk in Zhang Xiaoshuai's somewhat wide coat, which looked unexpectedly petite and exquisite. `
Turning his head to look at Ye Jinghong, Zhang Xiaoshuai's heart was so soft that he was about to turn into water, and suddenly he inexplicably came up with an idea, sure enough, some people still have to be rich to pretend to be more complete, without capital, you can't even pretend to be forced to do what you want, this world is really so realistic that people can't accept it!
The red light in front flashed a few times, and then quickly turned into a yellow light, Zhang Xiaoshuai moved the car, slid forward slowly, and only when it completely turned into a green light, did he rush out with a bang.
One day, Lao Tzu must also be rich and powerful, don't pretend to be as he pleases, don't be unscrupulous, he must have a dignified free choice, and no one will dare to speak out in front of him.
It is better to bully the white-bearded man, not to bully the poor youth, and there must be a day when the dragon wears the phoenix, and I don't believe that the pants will wear the hole.
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As a medical dog, the biggest advantage is probably that you know the physiological problems of girls well.
Last night, Zhang Xiaoshuai made up for the menstrual period recipes overnight, and got up early the next day, wearing an apron, humming a little song, and happily cooking the legendary five-red soup of the secret method of beauty and blood replenishment.
Who said handwashing and making soup is a woman's patent? Don't you see that the best chefs are all men? The ratio of men and women is already out of balance in these years, let alone a superb beauty like Ye Jinghong, don't think about it, how can you make the beauty secretly have a soft spot??.?? `
What's more, Zhang Xiaoshuai has never had the idea of soaking Ye Jinghong, what he wants is a couple for a lifetime, he has seen a lot of beautiful girls, but no one can make him want to be good to her alone, scientific surveys show that the higher the IQ of the man. The more dedicated he is to his feelings, Zhang Xiaoshuai said that he is so obsessed with Ye Jinghong, probably because his IQ is too high!
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Maybe it's because I drank the hot five-red soup in the morning. Ye Jinghong's mood today is obviously much better, at least not as irritable as yesterday, so women in the menstrual period are actually very easy to coax, follow her more. Get more delicious food, and easily get a menstrual woman, it's not a problem at all!
The busy day was spent peacefully, and when it was time to get off work, Zhang Xiaoshuai actually saw Wang Yu at the door of the ward.
"Damn, why are you here? What's the matter? If you don't see your buddies for a day, you can't sleep and think about it, right? ”
Wang Yu glanced at Zhang Xiaoshuai with disgust, and snorted coldly:
"Are you going to die? Don't delay Lao Tzu to pick up girls. ”
Will Zhang Xiaoshuai listen to him to die? How can it be? The more you dislike Lao Tzu, the more Lao Tzu still has to face the difficulties!
"Yo, sure enough, spring is coming?.?? 'Everything recovers, spring returns to the earth, our 10,000-year-old single dog, sir Wang is finally about to start|Is spring? ”
Wang Yu didn't get angry with him, just patted Zhang Xiaoshuai's shoulder hard, and said earnestly:
"You're still young, and your hair hasn't grown yet! You know, next week is our old man's birthday, and yesterday his old man had given me an ultimatum if I didn't bring a girlfriend home. He broke off the father-son relationship with me. ”
Zhang Xiaoshuai rolled his eyes and said Who didn't have the same hair? I'm afraid to scare you to death when I say it, there is more hair under Lao Tzu than on your head, and you dare to say that Lao Tzu's hair has not grown? it! Blind your dog's eyes!
"Don't say brother won't help you. Girlfriend too! With your qualifications, if you don't take a hundred and eighty thousand out, I'm afraid you won't be able to find it, otherwise, I'll accompany you back home tonight, and you will say I'm your boyfriend. When the time comes, your old man will definitely be thunderous, even if you want to break your dog's legs, then you will fall to the ground with a puff, and swear in public, if you don't stay with me, you would rather be single for a lifetime, and then the old man will definitely prefer to let you be single for the rest of your life, and will not allow you to be with me, so that they will never force you to find a girlfriend again, how about it? Is it once and for all, never to suffer again? ”
The corners of Wang Yu's mouth twitched violently, and then he smiled without laughing:
"What a great idea, I thank you for the eight generations of ancestors."
The joke was almost over, and Zhang Xiaoshuai finally said:
"Hey! No kidding, seriously, who do you have a crush on? Tell my brother, maybe I can give you an idea! ”
Wang Yu thought about it and felt that even if he wanted to, he couldn't hide it, so he simply said generously:
"Yao Lin."
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Zhang Xiaoshuai nodded clearly, he had already seen that this kid had bad intentions towards Yao Lin, but he didn't see how much he cared about him, and he didn't know how stimulated he was in the past few days, or if he was really forced to be ruthless by his own old man.
"Come on, come on, tell me the truth, do you really want to chase Yao Lin? I still just want to find a girlfriend to deal with my family, but it doesn't matter who it is. ”
After all, his colleague has been working for more than a year, and Zhang Xiaoshuai's impression of Yao Lin is still very good, if Wang Yu really just wants to find someone to deal with the errand, he really has to persuade him a few words.
"What do you think?"
Wang Yu didn't answer the question, paralyzed an old face, and glanced at Zhang Xiaoshuai deeply.
Zhang Xiaoshuai sighed lightly, and stood on tiptoe to wrap his arms around Wang Yu's neck, Nima! It's okay for Mao to grow so tall? If you want to get close to each other, can you reach Du Nima on your shoulders?
"Shouldn't you ask, did you really break off with that scorpion? It's not that I'm too talkative! Yao Lin, this girl is honest, if you are not serious, just change to a girl, this girl is more stupid, she will take it seriously. ”
Wang Yu's expression stiffened for a moment, and then he said in a rare and serious manner:
"I've long since broken off with her."
Zhang Xiaoshuai raised his eyebrows and said with a wicked smile:
"Tsk! There is a saying that I don't know when to say it......"
Wang Yu snorted coldly!
"You shouldn't talk about it."
Zhang Xiaoshuai smiled, and continued to smile and said:
"I'm just very curious, what do you like about Sister Yao? This girl has an average figure, her appearance is middle-to-top, and her temper is not gentle, where did she enter the eyes of your master? ”
Wang Yu thought about it, with a stern face, and said seriously:
"When I was a child, I was always sick and hospitalized, and the nurses, sisters, and sisters always pricked me with needles, so when I grew up, I wanted to prick it back..."
Zhang Xiaoshuai: "......"
! This rascal played me to give one hundred and three points, a little more tolerance, a little more touching, and a little more mother's love for you.
.................................................... (To be continued.) )