Chapter 416: I Want to Pierce Back (Part II)
-- Sometimes the truth is often hidden in jokes, but the speaker has a heart, and the listener has no intention. Romance debut??. `
No matter what you say, since Wang Yu is serious, Zhang Xiaoshuai has to help this favor, what is a good buddy, that is, when you are so poor that you can't eat, the buddy only has five yuan left in his pocket, and he is willing to invite you to eat a bowl of Lanzhou cuisine.
"Don't say buddy won't help you, I heard Yao Lin and Wang Xue make an appointment to have dinner together in the evening! But Wang Xue answered a phone call just now, it seems that she is going to miss the appointment tonight, this is a great opportunity to meet Yao Lin, don't miss it. ”
Wang Yu nodded expressionlessly and said:
"I know, she told me on WeChat."
"Holy! When did you two add WeChat? I don't know. ”
Zhang Xiaoshuai was speechless, he said that Wang Yu was a superb sullen man! Sure enough, he was right, he and Yao Lin's colleagues have been together for more than a year, and they haven't added her on WeChat! I've only known Yao Lin for a few days, and I even added WeChat, which is so shameless.
"There's so much you don't know."
Wang Yu smiled mysteriously and continued:
"Don't talk nonsense, just say it! Does it help or not? ”
"Help!"
Zhang Xiaoshuai is completely out of temper, can he not help? It has to be!
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"What do you say? Shall I go with you? Eldest brother! How old are you? Do you want parents to accompany you for an appointment? Do you think this is appropriate? Do you want to go with me when you open the room at night? Maybe I can help carry a camera or something! Save your time is too short, you can't satisfy Sister Yao, at least you can leave an image, so that when Sister Yao is dissatisfied, you can also watch the video and reminisce?.?? `”
Zhang Xiaoshuai collapsed, can this guy do it? Ask a girl to eat, and you still need buddies to accompany you, and you're not a primary school student, okay! Elementary school students won't be like this now, okay? I really don't understand. How did he get that confidence just now?
"! Can you speak human words, you are short! Your whole family is short! ”
In fact, Wang Yu also felt that he was quite faceless, but in front of his buddies, it was necessary to insist on pretending to be forced. You must not let your buddies think that they have been pouted by their sisters, that is too shameless! So Wang Yu cleared his throat and began to talk serious nonsense.
"There are so many bad guys now, we haven't known each other for a long time after all, and it's good for her to be cautious??.?? This shows that she is a good girl who is honest and responsible. ”
"Bullshit!"
Zhang Xiaoshuai snorted coldly, mercilessly debunking Wang Yu's self-deception.
"People just don't fancy you, these girls are more open than the gentlemen, I really want to look at you, there are not a few who fight for 300 rounds that night, pretending to be reserved and serious, most of them just don't fancy you, and want to keep you to continue to be a spare tire, nothing can you eat and drink or something, why not. I've seen a lot of girls like this. ”
"Linlin is not such a person."
The girl he likes is so derogatory by his buddies, even if Wang Yudang pulls down his face, Zhang Xiaoshuai is just trying to tease him, he thinks he still has a little eyesight to see people, Yao Lin is a straightforward girl, there are one to say and two to say, there are really not many stupid girls like her these years, so he repeatedly confirmed that Wang Yu is not serious in the end. It's rare that there is only a good girl left, and he doesn't want to be ruined by this person, even if this person is his buddy.
"Cheng, you tell her it's okay. But I'm going to send Jinghong home before I can go to dinner with you. ”
Wang Yu hooked Zhang Xiaoshuai's neck with a touched face.
"Little Shuai'er, you are really my good buddy."
Zhang Xiaoshuai lazily brushed away his dog's paws and said disdainfully:
"Don't talk about those useless ones, I really don't know how you've lived for more than 20 years, you can't even soak a girl. Brother Gai Ming'er must teach you a few tricks, and keep it so that you are invincible, and there is no grass in a radius of 100 miles. ”
Wang Yu: "......"
This is awesome to brag.,There's really no one left.,I know that this is the holy hand of my sister.,I don't know what kind of new biological and chemical weapon this is!
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When sending Ye Jinghong home, Zhang Xiaoshuai ordered the stewed hen Ai Ye soup in advance to be made by the Hades King in the dark night, and it happened to be out of the pot, full of aroma, rich and intoxicating, full of blue and white porcelain bowls, and then sprinkled with a handful of chopped chives, with a bowl of hot peanut and red date porridge, it is the best recipe for girls in the menstrual period.
It's not that the Night Hades has high cooking skills, and suddenly the God of Food possesses, mainly because Zhang Xiaoshuai cut all the ingredients in advance and put them in the casserole before going out in the morning, and the Night Hades only needs to adjust it to a simmer, and be sure not to burn the soup dry, if it is so simple and it can't be done, Zhang Xiaoshuai should stew black-bone chicken soup.
Ye Jinghong, whose appetite was greatly satisfied, happily said that Zhang Xiaoshuai could roll at any time, and she would lie down for a while when she was full, flattening her stomach, and she didn't want to see anything that was in the way.
Zhang Xiaoshuai wittily heard that this was definitely coquettish with himself! Don't ask, this coquettish mode for Mao is so different from what we know, the goddess has the unique coquettish mode of the goddess, and the little diao silk understands a wool, and the tsundere awkward goddess horse is the cutest.
"The little one has retired, call me if you have something, and come back to bring you tiramisu to eat."
Ye Jinghong snorted arrogantly, waved his hand and signaled Zhang Xiaoshuai to get out of here, but from Zhang Xiaoshuai's angle, it was better to see the corners of her slightly upturned mouth.
So well! Picking up girls is a technical job, women have to be coaxed, chauvinism, can there be cancer in straight men? Absolutely! The premise is that you must be the national husband Wang Moumou, who has neither a proud family nor a handsome appearance, and waits for the goddess to take the initiative to give him a hug all day long? Isn't that a pipe dream?
Just when Zhang Xiaoshuai went downstairs humming a little tune, Wang Yu and Yao Lin sat in the car with an embarrassed face, looking at each other speechlessly, all kinds of cold.
Seeing this scene, Zhang Xiaoshuai was helpless, in the past, although Wang Yu was not as good at arguing as himself, but he was not so clumsy that he couldn't even soak a girl, right? Of course he didn't know that just when he went upstairs, there had just been a divine conversation between the two of them.
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ps: Someone just said that the palms are dirty, okay! The palm of the hand admits that he is a little dirty! In other words, people say that girls who are dirty are cuter! Don't you think so?
.................................................... (To be continued.) )