() Liu Meifang, the descendant of Kui who made the zombies rise, if this is in the glorious era of zombies, it is a real princess-level character, even in this era of great harmony between the world's races, in a popular word, it is also the official N generation.

And Huang Xing, to put it mildly, is a private detective who fights wits and courage with evil forces, and to put it mildly, he is a poor ** silk who can't even support himself, and he is also a poor ** silk with the title of Maoshan Taoist.

These two people, whether in terms of race, occupation or family, are 108,000 miles apart, and to be precise, the two are still feuding. It stands to reason that even if the two of them don't fight each other as soon as they meet, they should also belong to strangers, why are the two of them together?

The direction didn't understand this, according to Huang Xing's explanation, the two were happy, and they naturally came together, but according to the direction of the study, it should be the result of Huang Xing, a black-bellied and thick-skinned guy, who desperately chased others. He just bullies people and can't speak!

That's right, although Liu Meifang is as beautiful as a flower, and she can't see any traces of zombies from her appearance, she can't speak, to be precise, she can't speak human language. Therefore, the direction can be guessed at the situation at that time: Huang Xing stood in front of Liu Meifang with a wicked smile on his face, and said with a smile: "Be my girlfriend, give you three seconds to regret it, and if you don't speak, you will agree." Then, under Liu Meifang's flushed expression, she quickly shouted a three.

Although this is a conjecture of the direction, it has to be said that the bad guys still know the bad guys very well. The situation at that time was indeed similar to what the direction had guessed, but there was one point, Liu Meifang shook her head at that time, but was shamefully ignored by Huang Xing.

Speaking carefully, I also have to thank zombies for their different aesthetics from humans, and what humans think is beautiful is ugly in the eyes of zombies. In the same way, Sister Feng in the eyes of humans is Zhiling in the eyes of zombies.

Thinking irresponsibly about people (corpses) for the worse, maybe Liu Meifang committed to Huang Xing at the beginning because there was no one to chase after her in the zombie world and gave up on herself. Of course, this is talking about the beginning, and now, the direction is more believing in the long-term love.

Huang Xing pushed the direction away, and asked Liu Meifang to sit on the boss's chair, then turned his face and said in the direction with a cold face: "You're welcome, sit down,"

The direction looked around the pile of debris, and said very politely: "Where do you let me sit on all the ** garbage?" ”

Huang Xing raised his chin arrogantly, snorted coldly and said, "Love to sit or not!" After saying this, he turned his head back to look at Liu Meifang with a smile and said, "Ah Fang, why did you suddenly come over today?" Don't worry, I will definitely hurry up and earn money to buy a house, so that my eldest brother can agree to our marriage. ”

"Come on, didn't you just cry to me that you didn't finish a single business? How can I make money to buy a house now? Ah Fang, I sue you, except for what I think, the words of other men are all lies, especially to women, and thirteen out of ten sentences are false. ”

"Holy!" Huang Xing burst into a foul mouth, turned around and said with an unhappy face: "I said the surname Fang, we haven't known each other for half a day, why are you starting to be so unkind?" Can you make a little bit of a guest? ”

The direction pretended to be aggrieved, looked at Huang Xing and said innocently: "You are unreasonable in what you say, you said that I should not be polite, why do you want me to be polite now?" So should I be polite or polite? ”

Huang Xing understood that the guy in front of him was the same hob meat as him, so Huang Xing changed his expression and said with a pleasant face: "I said, Brother Fang, I told you that I have no business, I am afraid that some people will take the opportunity to rely on me, it is just a lie, look at you, you actually believe it?" I hate to say it, but I feel like I have reason to question your IQ. ”

Xiang Hehe sneered twice, did not speak to Huang Xing, but looked at Liu Meifang, and said with an expression that he had already guessed: "What do I say, I would rather believe that there are ghosts in this world than believe in the broken mouth of a man." Look, I said every word of truth in my man's mouth, look, he himself admitted it. ”

"What do I confess to me?" Huang Xing said with a white face.

"Admit what? Admit that you love to tell lies! Xiang glanced at Huang Xing, and then continued to say to Liu Meifang seriously: "I said brother and sister, I'm really not a troublemaker, but if it were me, I would definitely ask him what lies he told me." It's not stinginess, it's respect for each other's love. ”

Looking at Liu Meifang's suspicious eyes, Huang Xing hurriedly said loyally: "Amei, I, Huang Xing, swear to the sky, if I say a lie to you, I will be smashed by the five thunders." ”

"What? Do you still want to survive? Beautiful you. ”

Huang Xing glared viciously in the direction, and continued to look at Liu Meifang affectionately and said, "Believe me, I definitely don't want to cross the tribulation, my cultivation is not enough to cross the tribulation!" I didn't lie to you, and if I did, I wouldn't die a good death. ”

"Direction, if you make up the knife again, don't blame me for unlocking the unicorn arm and fighting you to the death." Seeing the direction and wanting to speak, Huang Xing looked at the direction viciously and threatened.

Xiang coughed, stood next to the window and stuck his head out to look left and right, Huang Xing couldn't help but ask, "What are you doing?" ”

The direction continued to look out of the window and said, "Load. I'm going to be struck by lightning, I just want to see when the thunder will come to slash you. "Don't stop me! I'm going to fight him! Huang Xing stood up, rolled up his sleeves and shouted. Xiang Leng snorted, grabbed a guardrail casually, and then pinched it hard.

Liu Meifang looked at Huang Xing with interest, Huang Xing was stunned with his sleeves rolled up, and after a few seconds, he turned his head to Liu Meifang and said, "Actually, I have always felt that Brother Fang is a good person, a noble person, a person who has escaped from low-level interests, and a good and noble person who has escaped from low-level interests." The direction patted the dust on his hands and nodded with satisfaction.

As for Liu Meifang, she looked at Huang Xing with disdain, Huang Xing felt that in terms of the choice of face and life, it would be good to choose life obediently, face? What's that? I think that if Liu Meifang could speak at this moment, her words at this moment would definitely be: "Boy, your festival is over!! ”

Maybe Huang Xing himself felt a little embarrassed, so he coughed dryly and changed the topic in the opposite direction and said: "Brother Fang, I don't mind if you eat and live with me, but you can't stop working, if you have business, you have to help, after all, you have so much strength." ”

Xiang smiled contemptuously, raised his legs high, and then when the two of them were stunned, he punched a set of punches vigorously, and said: "Not only do I have great strength, but my skills are not bad!" I'm not a problem, the question is, do you have a business? ”

Do you have a business?

Is there a business?

Business?

Duty?

Is it??

Huang Xing vaguely seemed to hear the echo, this heart blow was too powerful, but as a man who was not in danger of his life, Huang Xing felt that he should pick up the dignity and discipline that fell on the ground, so Huang Xing said with a hard face: "There will be bread, and there will be business." There is nothing difficult in the world, only afraid of people with hearts, from tomorrow I will go to the TV station to advertise, to hire a water army on the Internet, will definitely let our wine through this deep alley. ”

Xiang shrugged his shoulders noncommittally, and sent another knowing blow: "Do you have money?" ”

Do you have any money?

Rich?

Money?

Is it?

Huang Xingjue's self should not like to chat with the direction in the future, I have heard of the non-stop mending knife, and I have also heard of a teammate mending the knife, but who told sù Huang Xing, why does a team keep mending the knife! What about being each other's angels? What about the friendship? Play a bad stalk twice, and the city will play!

Huang Xing unconsciously began to complain about the direction of the direction, which is the progress of otaku culture. As a hobby of complaining, you don't need to listen to Huang Xing's heart, just from his expression, you can see what Huang Xing is saying in his heart at the moment. So, as a good teammate, the direction spoke: "I think with the current level of the two of us, should we go out and talk about cross talk, you tease, I please." ”

"Why don't you tease me, and I tease? It's all said that it's three points funny and seven points funny. ”

"Because I'm better at complaining than you."

Huang Xing was speechless.

Just when the two boys who had known each other for less than a day were contacting their relationship in an unusual way, because they couldn't speak, except for Liu Meifang, who was described when he seriously injured Huang Xing, he slapped the table and stood up.

The two people who were playing the stalk looked at Liu Meifang with some confusion, Liu Meifang blushed, swallowed saliva, and typed a few words on the keyboard.

Xiang looked at Liu Meifang's typing posture and method, and nodded secretly, sure enough, every taciturn person has a pair of dexterous hands, although Liu Meifang is not taciturn, but can't speak. Liu Meifang, who was typing, didn't know that she had been stabbed in the direction unconsciously.

Liu Meifang stopped, turned the monitor in the direction of Huang Xing, and the two looked at the monitor, only to see the first line on it read:

I have a case that I would like to entrust.

Huang Xing blinked, sighed and said to Liu Meifang: "Amei, I know you are kind, but I am really embarrassed that you help me like this every time, and besides, can you find a commission that is not to help grandma cross the road or buy lollipops for little Lori." ”

Liu Meifang glanced at the direction embarrassedly, shook her head, and pointed to the second line to look at Huang Xing. Huang Xing looked over with Liu Meifang's hand, and saw the second line written:

This is a murder case, well, and it matches your profession very well, because according to preliminary judgment, the murderer this time should be a zombie.

I don't know how Huang Xing feels at the moment, but the direction is bright, it seems that his mission is playing!

PS: I was going to start two shifts with 200,000 words, but I had to panic for a while because of real work, and now there is still a period of time before 200,000 words, so I'll try to adjust it. Also, ask for collections, ask for clicks, and ask for recommendation votes.