() Sitting in the café, drinking the coffee brought by the female zombie in the maid costume, the direction spoke: "Okay, I admit it, I approached you with a purpose, but please believe me, I have no ill will towards you at all, I believe that you are so smart that you must be able to see it." ”

Huang Xing shrugged his shoulders, took a sip of coffee and said: "Whatever, anyway, I have no money and no power, only appearance, as long as you don't let me bend over, the rest is as happy as you like, I think, you are so smart, you must not let any soap fall to the ground." ”

The direction guessed that the goal of this mission is more difficult to deal with, but I didn't expect it to be so difficult to deal with, every sentence is hidden and killing, and the direction is damaged by twists and turns, and the direction can't be said clearly, hey, it seems that you can't use pretending to be forced this time. Big. Legal. Who said that a trick is eaten all over the world? That's because he didn't meet a guy with a black belly.

Xiang coughed and said, "Okay, I admit it, I'm a wanderer, I see you stupid and want to eat and live, see through it and don't say it, I like proud people." ”

Huang Xing narrowed his eyes, stared at the direction for a while, and suddenly smiled, nodded while laughing and said: "So that's the case, I'm nothing else, just hospitality, okay, you can follow me to eat and drink, well, I don't like proud people, because their IQ is too low." ”

After saying that, both of them burst out laughing.

It seems that Huang Xing is answering the direction, but in fact, what Huang Xing is answering is the challenge of the direction hidden in that sentence, what is it called to see through and not say it, and like proud people, which means, I ** am here for you, there is a kind of you put Lao Tzu by your side, see if you can guess what I want to do to you, aren't you awesome? There's a kind of next!

And Huang Xing also answered the direction with words: Take it, Lao Tzu will definitely be able to see through you, why? Because everyone who tried to harm me had a low IQ and wasn't even challenging.

I have to say that in this game, it seems that the direction has won, because he stayed by Huang Xing's side as he wished, and Huang Xing was agitated. But in fact, this game is a tie, because the direction is not known, and Huang Xing is about to be unable to open the pot recently, and the appearance of the direction is in Huang Xing's opinion.

Anyway, the two guys with their own ghosts thought that they got the results they wanted, and the other party was toyed with by themselves in applause. So the two big men, looking at each other, both smiled and said two words in their hearts: ****!

After drinking coffee, the two people who had been sitting in the café for a cup of coffee all afternoon walked out as usual under the white eyes of the maid Miss Zombie, and on the way, the two of them started a series of bad talking games.

Direction: "Oh, Xingzi, I just came to this city, as the host, let's talk about the city's history and landmarks." ”

It's a background clue in the set.

Huang Xing: "Oh, Ah Xiang, what city has the deepest impression on you for so many years?" Has there ever been a novel story? Let's talk about it! ”

This is an experience in the past in the direction of the set.

Direction: "Hey, don't mention it in the past, by the way, seeing that your personality is so active, the family should adopt a free-range policy, this kind of policy, you shouldn't be single!" ”

This is in the set of yellow stars' family background.

Huang Xing: "Hey, what's the point of saying that, by the way, what to eat at night, salty or sweet?" Rice or steamed buns? Spicy or light? ”

This is the hometown location in the direction of the set.

If you just look at the expressions of the two people when they chat, no one can imagine that these two people are 100,000 wary of each other in their hearts, just listening to the two people's words, what a harmonious friendship this is, but who would have thought that these two people are scolding each other bastards in their hearts? Hey, people are really complex animals.

"That's it! We're here! Welcome to my detective agency. Huang Xing sat in the boss's chair and said to the stunned direction with a smile on his face.

Why is the direction dumbfounded? Because Huang Xing, the so-called detective agency, how to say it, can be summed up in three words - dirty and messy.

Perhaps seeing the meaning of the direction expression, Huang Xing shrugged his shoulders and said indifferently: "No way, I'm usually too busy to tidy up." ”

Direction pretended to believe it, looked at the surrounding environment, suddenly, something caught the direction of attention, it was a bag painted with gossip, the direction picked it up and looked at the things inside, and then said with a constipated face: "Are you a Maoshan Taoist?" ”

Huang Xing stood up, snatched the bag in his hand and said, "Can you have a little bit of guest consciousness, how can you mess with other people's things, and?" What Maoshan Taoist? I don't understand. ”

The direction is very sinister Hehe laughed, when he was talking about Maoshan Taoist just now, he was actually deceiving Huang Xing, and Huang Xing's expression and action at this moment have already determined the direction, this guy is Maoshan Taoist.

Interesting, the main job of the Maoshan Taoist is to fight ghosts and zombies, and this is a world where zombies and humans live in peace, and the position of this Maoshan Taoist priest is very embarrassing, which is equivalent to a terrorist! No wonder this kid is so defensive about people, it turns out that there is a reason for this.

Xiang looked at Huang Xing, who looked tangled and with a hint of fear, shrugged his shoulders and said, "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, I'm not interested in who you are." And looking at the fact that although you are living a more depressed life now, but you are still alive, it means that you have at least not done anything bad. ”

Speaking of this, the direction is tangled, he still can't figure it out, why fighting ghosts and zombies has become a bad thing, oops, it's not that the direction is old, but the world is changing fast.

Huang Xing stared at the direction and said helplessly: "I said big guy, what do you want me to do?" Give me a happy word, no, my biggest trick has also been caught by you, what do you want? Huang Xing really couldn't understand that in this world, there are still people who know what a Maoshan Taoist is.

Xiang narrowed his eyes, shook his head with a smile, and said with his eyes: "I don't want to do anything, I just want to solve a case with you, and besides, this is not your biggest trick." ”

Huang Xing was even more entangled, he was now very sure that this guy was coming for him, and he was so clear about himself, could it

The direction doesn't know what is behind it, yes, he cheated again, although he saw the plug-ins on Huang Xing's body with his eyes, but these plug-ins are not enough to handle these two words, the direction just thinks that for this kind of guy who can turn nine corners in a word, and the appearance is beautiful and the actual belly is black, there must be more than this thing on the surface. Sure enough, the direction succeeded again.

In the future, please call the direction to make the deception maniac sound like a maniac.

The direction pushed away the stupid wooden chicken who was still struggling with his biggest handle was Huang Xing who let him know, so he got on the boss's chair, opened the browser on the computer, and quickly browsed the message on the side, and then, the direction wanted to say a word, although this sentence is very old-fashioned, but as a mantra for the direction, it has not been used for a long time, that is: What about the pit daddy!!

Why did the direction say that, because he checked the recent history, although he only browsed it quickly, but the information in it still gave the direction an intuitive understanding of the world.

A qiē has to start from the end of the Qing Dynasty and the beginning of the Republic of China, a little too early, right, to introduce it simply, from the end of the Qing Dynasty and the beginning of the Republic of China, zombies began to appear in a large area, during the Republic of China, zombies began to think, and learned to speak. Then, one of the leaders of the zombie group, known as the green-haired zombie at the time, launched an assault on the human race, and soon occupied most of the world. Then the humans began to rebel, and after another thirty years, the humans and the zombies finally sat down and prepared for a peaceful settlement.

In the end, I don't know whether humans have integrated into the zombie world or zombies have integrated into the human world, anyway, humans and zombies have lived in peace, but the problem left over from history has also been highlighted, that is, humans and zombies look down on each other, and they both feel that they are the victors in this war.

Then there were the hawks represented by the human Maoshan, the captain of the touching gold, and the priest, and the **** represented by the American zombies and the Chinese green-haired zombies.

However, the world race (?) Unity is the only wish of all those who have been hurt by war, so everyone in both factions has become terrorists in this plane.

Okay, the direction is right again, but the direction doesn't want to guess right, this world is really full of slots, the direction thinks, with his original perception of the world, in this world, maybe even if he is not regarded as a terrorist, he will be imprisoned as racist.

That's right, the direction is right again, there are zombie anti-discrimination organizations and human anti-discrimination organizations in this world, and the direction is completely convinced of this curious world.

"I said big guy, let's be honest with you, I don't have a business at all, you also know that I am a Maoshan Taoist, but I don't want to murder the corpse, but my only survival skill is this, no way, I opened this zombie detective agency, just to catch those criminal zombies to make money, but it's a mother! This time is too peaceful! ”

Huang Xing sighed when he said this, then walked to the window, looked out the window and continued: "Moreover, even if there are **** zombies, people will directly have anti-terrorist forces, and there is no need for my little detective at all." Hey, this world! ”

The direction wants to scold the street, because according to what Huang Xing said, the task of helping him solve a case seems to be difficult to complete! Is three months enough time to receive the task?

Xiang was thinking like this, suddenly, the door was pushed open, and a beautiful girl who was as beautiful as a flower and had a youthful atmosphere appeared, just when Xiang wondered who this was, Huang Xing walked up to this girl, put it on the girl's shoulder and said: "This is my girlfriend, the third lady of the Kui family, Mei, she also has a human name, called Liu Meifang." ”

To be honest, the direction was still a little sympathetic to Huang Xing just now, but now, the direction feels that Huang Xing deserves it, Made, found a zombie girlfriend, and actually hopes that there will be scum in the woman's family, this kind of person starved to death is a gift from God.

PS: I have to write the chapter outline again, otherwise it will be too slow. Ask for collections, ask for recommendation votes, ask for clicks.