The white head of the field scratched shorter, and suddenly blessed the soul, and suddenly opened up:

"The difference? Is it because dogs only have one position? ”

Zhang Xiaoshuai: "......"

He was really wrong, and when he was very young, his dad warned him never to argue with a pure idiot, because he would pull your IQ to the same level as him, and then beat you with his years of experience as a fool.

Dad, I'm sorry for your earnest teaching, trying to reason with a fool, I must have been kicked in the head by a donkey to be so stupid as a war song.

The person who was named was staggering on the cold and bleak street of P City at this time, and couldn't help sneezing, and the war song trembled and tightened the little shawl on his body that had no effect on the cold, and he said! The woman is really one of the three most frost-resistant species in the world in addition to the penguin polar bear, and on such a cold day, Nima dews her thighs, no wonder when he was on the bus just now, the buddy next to him peeked at him! Anyway, if Wang Yu wasn't around, it must be more than just being peeked at, right? Diao's filthy thoughts, he knows best!

Taking a deep breath, Zhang Xiaoshuai tried his best to calm down the power of the desolation in his body, and said with a light (pretending) and indifferent (forced) face:

"Men are sensible, but dogs only have **, forget it, you don't understand it, because you are a dog yourself."

Yuan Ye handed a cigarette to Zhang Xiaoshuai a little unexpectedly, saying that at his age (he is in his early twenties, he is energetic, and he spends 90% of his time thinking about mating every day, and the remaining 10% is thinking about who to mate with is a good time full of youth and restlessness), and it is really impressive to be able to say such rational words!

"Sao Nian, you really have a heart like water, the old man is ashamed of himself, and he admires it so much!"

"Don't blindly worship brother!"

Zhang Xiaoshuai smiled (forced) and waved his hand, saying:

"Lao Tzu really wants to sleep in a dream! But I just want to sleep with her. ”

Spring breeze ten miles, it is better to sleep with you, I give you the most beautiful promise, that is, I will only sleep with you as a woman for the rest of my life.

Wilderness: "......"

He was still thinking too much. Let's just say it! How could a man of this age not want that kind of thing, hey! Jinnima can hold calves.

Zhang Xiaoshuai stretched out his hand and said coolly: "Hand it over." ”

Yuanye: "What to deliver?" It's really gone. She gave me a check, who would go out with so much cash? ”

Zhang Xiaoshuai rolled his eyes, stretched out his hand to confiscate it, and hooked his finger by the way, and Yuan Ye took out five hundred yuan with a resigned face. After thinking about it, he only gave three hundred to Zhang Xiaoshuai.

"Four or six points, don't go too far! If you're too greedy, you'll be struck by lightning! ”

Zhang Xiaoshuai: "Damn! You really have it! I just want you to ask for the key to your room, urgency! Hurry up and hand it over, the girl won't let her in, and I'm about to pee in my pants. ”

Wilderness: "......"

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At eleven o'clock, the alarm clock rang on time, Zhang Xiaoshuai got up with a painful face, raised his leg and slammed his heel, and kicked the still sleeping field directly out of bed.

"Get up! Hurry up and wake up Lin Ling. It's time to go. ”

"Why don't you go?"

Yuan Ye was just dreaming about spring, saying that the girl's clothes were all stripped, and he brought them all right, but he was kicked awake by Zhang Xiaoshuai.

Zhang Xiaoshuai scratched his head and said depressedly:

"This girl may have early menopause, I'm going to call her, I'm afraid she'll beat me."

The field snorted coldly.

"Lao Tzu will never take the blame for others, this is Lao Tzu's consistent principle."

Zhang Xiaoshuai is wearing a wig in front of the mirror. Hearing this, he couldn't help but joke:

“you-can-you-up，no-can-no-BB！ In other words, if you wash your face clean, depending on your appearance. The Queen may deign to be honored by you. ”

I have to say that the original face of the field is really too deceptive, especially the little face that can pinch out the water when he is white and tender, saying that he is only eighteen this year, it is estimated that some people will believe it. It is hard to imagine that under such a immature face, such a black and infinite old heart is hidden.

"Cut! All appearances are vain, red dust refining the heart, refining is an unshakable Bodhi heart, red face and dry bones, in the blink of an eye into the void, how can our generation be fascinated by appearances, willing to fall. ”

Zhang Xiaoshuai finally put on his wig at this time and began to apply lipstick to the mirror.

"You're a fool, aren't you? Isn't bodhichitta a Buddhist saying? You are half a wild Taoist priest, cultivating a yarn bodhicitta huh? Can you get a face? ”

Yuan Ye cut off, and made it clear that he didn't want to deal with him, so he went out and called the bed (short for calling people to get up).

Woo woo maybe if you're lucky, you can still see a little hehehe, you know!

…………………………………………….

Half an hour later, the three of them left the Fenghuangtai Hotel, hurriedly hailed a taxi, and rushed to the 'Come and Play' Forest Animal Park.

Glancing at the two men and a woman in the car, the taxi driver had to sigh deeply, the people in the city really know how to play, and go to the forest park in the middle of the night to play in Yu Zhange, it is too exciting, it is said that he is really old, when he was at his peak, he dared to lead the village flower drill to drill the bud rice field, or the young people are happy now! Renovation of tricks, dare to play and play, really great! It's just that this woman is so strong that Nima! No wonder you can serve two men at the same time!

Seeing the taxi driver with a strange (glamorous) and strange (envious) face gradually moving away, Yuan Ye turned his head to look at Zhang Xiaoshuai, who was scratching his head and posing, and forcibly endured disgust and said:

"It's a big night, run to the forest park to make a complaint, aren't you afraid that the female monkey will scratch you?"

"You don't understand that."

Zhang Xiaoshuai clicked on the map on his mobile phone and pointed to the two of them:

"The eastern area of this forest park is only separated by a wall from the XX highway to City A, and we only need to pass through here from here to get on the highway directly."

"So your plan is to walk to City A on foot? And you're still planning to get on the highway? ”

Lin Ling looked at Zhang Xiaoshuai with an indifferent face, his expression was like looking at a fool.

Zhang Xiaoshuai smiled mysteriously, and casually stroked his long curly hair.

"Miss Lin, you have to believe me, the people of Benshan have their own tricks."

Lin Ling's biggest pain at the moment is that she has to rush to the Dynasty Hotel in City A tomorrow, and now she has fallen into the hands of a group of fools, what should she do? This is indeed a question worth pondering.

"Well, I believe in you!"

――――In fact, it is impossible to change to a more reliable team now, and she has no choice but to believe it.

"But I warn you, if you delay my business, I want you to pay with your life, not only yours, but all of you."

Zhang Xiaoshuai shrugged his shoulders, completely ignoring her threat.

"Let's go! Don't delay any longer, we're running out of time! ”

.................................................... (To be continued.) )