Chapter 433: Robbery While the Fire Is Burning (5)
ββββCoaxing widows with knives, going to the sea to rob people's ships, killing people in the dark moon, setting fire to the sky when the wind is high, sticking to the sleeves of the wine shirt, and pressing the brim of the hat.
ββββOuyang Xiu. Alcohol order (or the ancients would play, and the fists were so elegant)
"Are you sure the animals here are kept in cages at night, rather than outside and free-roaming?"
Lin Ling is really a little scared, the main Zhang Xiaoshuai's brain hole is really about to open to the galaxy, she is a mortal, she really doesn't dare to speculate about his inner thoughts!
Zhang Xiaoshuai had a serious face, nodded solemnly and said:
"That's how it should be in theory."
"Dio! What does that mean in theory? Can you be serious? You don't want to die, my mother still wants to die, okay? β
Lin Ling was about to collapse, and she seriously suspected that if she continued like this, it would be easy for her to commit suicide first and then kill Zhang Xiaoshuai with her own hands.
"Shhhh Be quiet! β
Zhang Xiaoshuai suddenly raised an index finger and tried to lower his voice:
"If you wake up something you shouldn't, you'll regret it."
Lin Ling: "......"
After enduring it for a while, Lin Ling really couldn't hold back, and still asked:
"What exactly did you just say you shouldn't wake up?"
Could it be a tiger?? Lion?? Golden Python?? Or a steppenwolf?? You're drunk just thinking about it, Nima! She didn't have many bullets in her gun, so what would she do if a large number of beasts suddenly appeared at this time? In other words, according to her observation, these two calves will definitely leave themselves and run first, and when the time comes, she will neither outrun the tiger, nor can she outrun them, won't she die!
"Park rangers, of course!"
Zhang Xiaoshuai said as a matter of course:
"We came in over the wall, if we were caught by the administrator, we would definitely be asked to make up the ticket, and the three of us could be more than 500 yuan! As a result, we didn't even see a single animal hair, so it's not a loss! β
Lin Ling: "...... Nima! Don't stop me, I'm going to kill this little! β
"Miss Lin, you have to be calm! Impulsiveness is the devil! β
The field hugged Lin Ling's slender willow waist like a bundle. There are all kinds of pink bubbles floating in my heart, and the woman who knows kung fu is really extraordinary, this thin and flexible little waist is cool in her arms! Bahahahaha!!
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It turns out. The so-called free-range breeding is actually just talking, as for those strange news such as the loss of a tiger in a zoo, it is basically unlikely to happen, of course, there are always exceptions to everything, who made this world a world full of wonders!
The two followed Zhang Xiaoshuai seven times and eight times. After going around in a big circle, and finally stopped, Lin Ling looked around with a small face, and then turned his head to look at Zhang Xiaoshuai.
"You're saying it's not a long way to walk through here, and then you're going over a hill and you're on the highway?"
Zhang Xiaoshuai nodded seriously.
"From the map, that's right."
"Very good."
Lin Ling continued to smile.
"Then now please tell me how we can pass through this gathering place of steppe wolves without alarming anyone."
Zhang Xiaoshuai swallowed his saliva and forced a smile:
"Aren't they all in cages? I'm afraid of hair! β
"Oh? All in cages? β
Lin Ling sneered and stretched out a finger, pointing straight ahead in the manner of an immortal pointing the way.
"So what the hell is this? Is that your grandma? β
Zhang Xiaoshuai was almost speechless, saying that according to the plan, his escape plan should have been perfect, who would have thought that the XX map would be so cheating! Except that the address of the park is correct, the internal structure is completely different, and if it weren't for his natural sense of direction, Zaynyima wouldn't know which monkey mountain to throw it on.
"! There is still a wolf that slipped through the net? Anyway, this administrator is too irresponsible, right? There's a baby who is still homeless! Do they just care? ββ
Lin Ling sneered a few times, and his face was about to frost.
"What's the matter? Why do you still want to call the police? β
Zhang Xiaoshuai simply turned off his mobile phone, Shenma Dog|fart map. It's just too unreliable, and at the critical moment, you have to rely on your brother's outstanding wisdom to win.
"Don't worry! Benshan people have their own clever plans. β
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Seeing Zhang Xiaoshuai shoot down an adult steppe wolf with green eyes, Lin Ling couldn't help but say angrily:
"You have a tranquilizer gun, why didn't you take it out sooner. I'm still scared all the way, it's too lacking in morality, right? β
What Zhang Xiaoshuai was holding in his hand was the tranquilizer gun that Lei Ting put down the virgin girl last time, at this time he pretended to be forced, and a burst of laughter appeared in his heart, what a joke. Without a secret weapon, does Lao Tzu dare to break into the forest zoo at night?
It is said that since he saw the power of this gun that time, he immediately had the idea of taking it as his own, and after several soft grinding and hard bubbles, Lei Ting finally reluctantly 'gifted' this gun to Zhang Xiaoshuai.
"Are you stupid? When you play the landlord, you will go out with a bomb first? Of course, you can only use it until the last and most critical moments! β
Lin Ling: "...... Zhang Xiaoshuai, to be honest, you were sent by Guanyin Bodhisattva to play with me, right? Definitely, right? Don't deny it, I won't believe the drop! β
Yuan Ye secretly rubbed his temples, saying that these two people have been arguing all the way, they are not tired of arguing, he is tired of fighting, okay.
"Let's get on our way! Our goal tonight is to get to City A before sunrise! β
Zhang Xiaoshuai: "Yes! Let's go! β
Lin Ling glanced at him, pouted, and said:
"You go first."
Zhang Xiaoshuai patted his chest, and the big chest of 36F immediately rippled magnificently.
"I'll go first, I'll go first."
How old is it, and it's so crooked? If you are a gentleman, you must dare to be the first in the world, and besides, our Northeast gentlemen have never shrunk at any time!
Zhang Xiaoshuai is majestic and high-spirited, a few meters high barbed wire fence, he tightened his backpack, took half a step back, jumped over, and turned over in three or two clicks, Lin Ling always thought that he was an embroidered pillow who could only play tricks, and he didn't think that his skills were really neat, but he forgot that he was still wearing stockings ******, and at this time the socks were scraped several holes, and a few strands of leg hair that were unwilling to be lonely were swaggering in the wind in the night.
Following Zhang Xiaoshuai, Lin Ling Yuanye also quickly climbed over the fence one after another, and the three of them turned on their flashlights and rushed forward at maximum speed while ensuring minimal movement.
Lin Ling was wrapped in the middle by Zhang Xiaoshuai, which should have been the safest position, but who knows how she walked, and actually stepped into a soft and soft sticky substance.
"Wow! What stinks, I can't step on, do I? β
Zhang Xiaoshuai hurriedly pinched his nose and teased:
"Whoa? Miss, this is someone's territory, isn't it normal to step on someone's poop? β
Yuan Ye subconsciously swept the lump of gold taels that Lin Ling had unfortunately been hit by with a flashlight, and suddenly unconsciously let out a 'huh'.
Seeing this, Zhang Xiaoshuai couldn't help asking:
"What's wrong?"
Yuan Ye glanced at the two of them lightly.
"I don't think a wolf can pull such a large tonnage of."
.................................................... (To be continued.) )