Chapter 672: Yang Xie Becomes Wei Xiaobao!
Blackwood Cliff, inside the main hall!
"Brother Chong, if you want to worship Gongzi as a teacher, the concubine has already told Gongzi! Childe also agreed! Sister Dongfang was full of charm and pulled Ling Hu Chong's hand forward. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Ling Hu Chong immediately bowed: "Disciple Ling Hu Chong, bow to the Immortal Master!" ”
"Linghu Chong, the deity will pass on your [Sacred Heart Formula], I hope you will have a good life of cultivation!" Yang Xie's voice fell, and a fairy light appeared from the center of his eyebrows, which merged into Ling Hu Chong's eyebrows (Divine Thoughts).
"What a profound martial arts! Linghu Chong, thank you! Disciple Ling Hu Chong strictly obeyed the teachings of his master, and he must be a good student to cultivate the master's teachings! Ling Hu Chong was excited.
"Hmm!" After Yang Xie nodded towards Ling Hu Chong, he spoke again: "After the deity goes to retreat, the affairs of the sect will be in charge of Dongfang Undefeated!" Let me be the deputy sect leader, and try my best to assist the East to be undefeated! ”
"Yes, Your Excellency!" Let Me Go, Dongfang Undefeated and others have bowed one after another.
Yang Xie turned around, and his eyes fell on Yilin's little nun: "Little junior sister, in the future, you will stay in the Black Wood Cliff to cultivate, and the deity will come back to see you!" And Yingying and Lingshan, you are all goddesses now, and you are all women around the deity! ”
"Ah......" Guan Zhilin's version of Ren Yingying and Li Jiaxin's version of Yue Lingshan looked surprised.
After Ling Hu Chong heard this, he glanced at Ren Yingying and Yue Lingshan, and finally put his mind at ease, feeling that Ren Yingying and Yue Lingshan had this fate, which was also a great blessing, and he could finally rest assured that he would be with Dongfang Undefeated Qingqing.
"Your Excellency, I ......" Yilin's little junior sister didn't know how to answer.
"Little Sister Yilin, it is a great blessing for you to be kind to you, so don't refuse Your Excellency's arrangement for you!" Ling Hu Chong hurriedly spoke.
"Brother Chong, I ......" Yilin's heart is still on Ling Hu Chong's body.
Ling Hu Chong cautiously glanced at the Venerable and no longer looked at the little junior sister Yilin.
Yi Lin saw that Ling Hu Chong still had no intention of her, so she could only sigh in her heart.
"Everyone, good life cultivation!" Yang Xie's figure began to blur until he finally disappeared without a trace.
Contract Space!
"Inheritor, there is a contract task that you need to complete!"
"Contract Mission: Enter the world of "Deer and Ding" and complete the hidden mission!"
"Mission reward: 10,000,000 contract points, 5,000,000 experience points!"
"10,000,000 contract points!" Yang Xie was very surprised, why did a Luding Ji world mission allow him to get 10 million contract points?
"Inheritor, please take out the projection teleporter obtained from the world of Alien Battlefield first!" The system prompts.
Yang Xie took out the projection teleporter and asked, "System, do you want to use it?" ”
"Yes, Inheritor! In this mission, your deity body cannot enter the world of Deer and Ding Ji! The system said.
"The new body that has been copied, does it have the current mana?" Yang Xie asked.
"Inheritor, all that is transmitted is your genetic code and divine soul consciousness! Therefore, your spiritual power and immortal power will remain in the body of the deity! Inheritor, go ahead, don't change the plot of the world of Deer and Ding Ji too much, this is the best for you! ”
"Deer and Ding!" Yang Xie muttered silently, and then the projection teleporter in his hand lit up, bursting with bright blue light.
The law of contract was also integrated into the projection teleporter, and Yang Xie's divine soul and soul consciousness were teleported into the space-time tunnel.
After a whirlwind, Yang Xie found that he was being tied to the bench and whipped by a woman wearing a Qing palace uniform, and this woman's laughter and posture were very profligate.
"Hahaha, it's so enjoyable. Hehe......" The laughter of the woman in the Qing palace costume was full of yin cheapness, and her eyes were also glowing with lewdness, "Little Guizi, do you like this tone?" ”
"Little Guizi...... Are you Princess Jianning? Yang Xie looked confused, he turned out to be Wei Xiaobao, and the woman in front of him was not Princess Jianning.
"Yo, little Guizi, have you been beaten stupid? I don't even know Hongu anymore! Princess Jianning held the leather whip in her hand, and whipped it down again, and it was still a general whip, while shouting dissolutely: "Little Guizi, beg for mercy, tremble......"
"Hold the grass ......" Yang Xie was in pain, and the leather whip was whipped on him, only to realize that there was really no trace of internal force in his body, and he couldn't help complaining: "System, your TM city can play." ”
"Inheritor, you ask for more blessings." The voice of the system sounded in Yang Xie's mind.
"System, you!" After Yang Xie scolded, he hurriedly found a way to stop Princess Jianning, who liked to abuse people: "Damn, you stinky, you dare to whip me hard!" ”
When Princess Jianning, who likes to be abused, heard this, she suddenly felt her heart ripple incomparably: "Giggles, little Guizi, you are bold, you dare to be disrespectful to this palace!" ”
"I respect your mother!" Yang Xie felt that he was about to open his skin, and his whole body was in hot pain, and then scolded: "Slut, if you have the ability to loosen my bonds, see if I don't fuck you to death!" ”
If you don't scold, you can't do it.
Yang Xie knew that Princess Jianning was a master who liked to play SM.
"You...... What a guts! Princess Jianning pointed to the little Guizi in front of her who suddenly became bolder, first screamed angrily, and then, Princess Jianning laughed again: "Giggles, what a personality little Guizi, it's so fun!" Hongu hasn't had enough of it! ”
"Hold the grass ......" Yang Xie saw Princess Jianning, raised the whip in his hand again, and then suddenly got up, his body was connected to the bench, and Princess Jianning fell to the ground together.
"Oops...... Princess Jianning screamed in pain, "Little Guizi, you are bold...... Hurry up and get up from me! ”
"Stinky, I'll let you pump me!" After Yang Xie broke apart from the chair on his body, he then rode on Princess Jianning's body and slapped Princess Jianning's white left cheek.
"Ah, you dare to hit me......" Princess Jianning was dumbfounded, looking at the little Guizi riding on her, with a blank and surprised expression.
"You're the one who hit you!" Yang Xie continued to slap and slapped Princess Jianning's right cheek.
Immediately, a voice from pain turned into joy came from the room: "Ah, little Guizi, you ...... Push harder...... Not enough...... Ahh......h It's going to die, it's going to fly! ”
"Hold the grass ......" Yang Xie is also drunk, and Princess Jianning, who was beaten with a blue nose and swollen face, really likes to play with abuse.
Looking at Qiu Shuzhen's version of Princess Jianning, Yang Xie already knew that the world of "The Legend of the Deer and Ding" he entered was Stephen Chow's version of the Legend of the Deer and Ding.
After beating Princess Jianning, Yang Xie got up and looked in the mirror to see if he had become Stephen Chow? !
Looking at himself in the bronze mirror, Yang Xie's heart relaxed: "Fortunately, it is his true colors!" It's just strange, why did I become a little Guizi? Well, it must be a systematic plot arrangement! ”
Suddenly, Yang Xie found that his waist was hugged by Princess Jianning, and the next moment, Yang Xie's small body was pulled by Princess Jianning, still on the bed. (Princess Jianning is good at martial arts and has some internal strength)!
At this time, Yang Xie, although he knew martial arts, had no internal strength, and was pulled to the bed by Princess Jianning without defense, so Yang Xie's innocence was tarnished by Princess Jianning on the bed.
"Hey, hahaha...... Cluck...... Dear, kiss little Guizi, don't resist...... Come on, let this palace give you gentleness, give you happiness, and give you the happiest comfort in life. "Princess Jianning's hand speed is very fast, and she stripped Yang Xie of her clothes in three strokes and five by two.
"Who said I was going to resist!" Yang Xie knew that his fate was tragic, so he could only take advantage of the situation, and under one turnover, he pressed Princess Jianning under him, rode on Princess Jianning, and said with a rippling face: "Little wave hoof, don't give you some color, you don't know that the nickname of the deity is the Golden Gun and the Little Langjun." ”
Give the hen ......
With Princess Jianning's happy roar at her peak, after the wind calmed down, Yang Xie also polished his golden gun and put it back in the barracks.
On the bed, Princess Jiangning became a good baby, waiting for Yang Xie to dress, and then put on her own clothes and got off the bed.
"Dear, dear little Guizi, you are amazing!" Princess Jianning's eyes were like silk, and she snuggled up to the man's chest.
"Why are you so close?" Yang Xie didn't have a good airway.
Princess Jianning was yelled, but she was very excited and joyful: "Dear little Guizi, you are so domineering and mighty." This palace likes your majesty and domineering! ”
"Hmph, whose main palace are you?" Yang Xie roared in displeasure.
"Well, is the slave family wrong? Pro, pro Xiao Guizi, you are the master of the slave family, you are the only one of the slave family, you are the pro and pro Xiao Guizi of the slave family for a lifetime. Princess Jianning's starry eyes flowed, and she looked at her lover and said.
"It's like words!" Yang Xie nodded with satisfaction, and then thought about it: "Well, it seems that according to the plot, that fake Queen Mother Long'er is about to break in!" ”
Sure enough!
There was a squeak and the door was pushed open!
Wearing a phoenix crown and covered in jewels, the Empress Dowager of the Qing Dynasty walked in.
The Queen Mother of the Qing Dynasty really looks exactly like Hong Kong actress Zhang Min.
"Ah, Queen Mother!" Princess Jianning hurriedly sorted out her clothes, and her face turned pale with fright.
The Queen Mother's face changed slightly, and she pretended to say: "Jianning, what kind of system have you become!" ”
Pretending: It's because this is a fake queen mother, and she doesn't care about the unorthodox jokes between Princess Jianning and the eunuch at all. (The movie version of Lu Ding Ji, Princess Jianning has nothing to do with the fake queen mother)
However, Yang Xie knew that the fake queen mother would definitely pretend to kill him.
Sure enough!
If the fake queen mother disagrees, she will kill people and kill her!
"Queen Mother, don't ......" Princess Jianning saw that the queen mother was going to kill Xiao Guizi, who was having a good time with her, and hurriedly got up and begged for mercy.
"I can't bear ......it" Although Yang Xie has no internal strength, his martial arts skills are superb, and if he wants to get rid of the fake queen mother's palm, he can do it, but Yang Xie, who knows the plot, is not in a hurry to avoid the fake queen mother's palm.
Seeing that the fake queen mother slashed with one palm, suddenly, the beaked father-in-law of Hai Da Fuhai, who was dressed in black and masked, attacked the fake queen mother with one palm with a flying dragon in the sky.
It turned out that Hai Dafu had been hiding on the roof, and when he saw that Xiao Guizi was in trouble, he suddenly broke the roof.
Actually, Yang Xie still can't figure it out, how did the pawnshop system make him a little Guizi? Could it be that the pawnshop system changes the memory of all those who know others?
(To be continued.) )