Bang Bang Bang!!

Palms and palms, fists and feet without eyes, between the masked black-clothed Hai Dafu and the fake queen mother of the Shenlong Sect, the fight is equal. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Hai Dafu turned around and knocked out Princess Jianning, Yang Xie saw that the situation was not good, and his feet turned sharply, and he was about to perform a wonderful light skill footwork to flash people (a wonderful light skill that does not require internal strength), and Yang Xie, who was suddenly alert, gave up the idea of escaping again, and when he hesitated at his feet, he was already grabbed by the neck of the fake queen mother of the Shenlong Sect.

The False Empress Dowager of the Divine Dragon Sect hugged Yang Xie's neck, and looked at the black-clothed man who captured Princess Jianning like electricity, "Bold madman, what do you want to do when you send people to sneak into this palace three times and twice?" ”

"Hmph, don't think I don't know who you are? If you are using the superior martial arts of the Divine Dragon Sect, you must be a member of the Divine Dragon Sect. I'm going to ask you what you want to do when you sneak into the palace? Hai Dafu snorted coldly and questioned the thief.

"Two, if you have something to say, speak slowly!" Yang Xie was caught in the hands of the fake queen mother, and suddenly spoke.

"Shut up!" The fake queen mother snorted coldly.

"Shut up, you speak...... Tell me, Who are you? Hai Dafu's eyes were like torches, staring at the fake queen mother.

"Hmph, you have the ability to chase me!" The Divine Dragon Sect False Empress Dowager pushed the hostage in her hand, then turned around and flew out of the room.

"Oh, I'll go!" Yang Xie was so cramped that he almost fell, and then stretched out his hand, and took Princess Jianning, who was pushed aside by Hai Dafu and fainted, into his arms, looked down, and picked up Princess Jianning and put her on the bed.

When Yang Xie went out again, Hai Dafu and the fake Queen Mother Long'er were already lying on the ground, and they were both injured.

"Oh, it's just a blink of an eye, what's going on with the two of you?" Yang Xie ran out, looked at the Divine Dragon Sect Long'er who was sitting on the ground, and then looked at Hai Dafu.

The corners of Hai Dafu's mouth were bleeding, and he said with an embarrassed expression: "Xiao Guizi, hurry up and kill this fake queen mother of the Divine Dragon Sect for my father-in-law?" ”

"Hmm......" Yang Xie's eyes widened and he looked at the fake Empress Dowager Long'er.

The fake Queen Mother Long'er, her expression tightened, "Little Guizi, this palace ordered you to immediately kill this Hai Dafu who deserves to be punished for his crime for this palace, and when the time comes, this palace will give you glory and wealth!" ”

"Hmm......" Yang Xie's gaze was locked on Hai Dafu's body.

Hai Dafu coughed up blood excitedly: "Ahem, Xiao Guizi, I am not thin on you, you hurry up and kill her for me......"

"Assassinate him with a divine dragon, Xiao Guizi ......" Yang Xie saw the fake Empress Dowager Long'er pull out the divine dragon thorn phoenix hairpin from his head and throw it to him.

Yang Xie caught the Divine Dragon Thorn, and his eyes locked on Hai Dafu's body again, "Hehe, Wei Xiaobao is lucky, if you don't solve Hai Dafu, I don't know what moth will come out!" ”

Therefore, Yang Xie took steps and walked towards Hai Dafu.

"Little Guizi, you ......" Hai Dafu was shocked and stood up.

Yang Xie was vigilant and said, "Father-in-law, are you okay, I'm going to help you get up, don't get excited." Hold the grass, all said don't get excited, you still have to pounce on the dragon thorn...... Father-in-law, I didn't mean to. ”

"Little Guizi, you are stupid, the poison of your bones and palms has not been resolved, how can you kill me?" After Hai Dafu finished speaking, the funny thing is that he jumped out of the yard three times and two times.

The emperor has arrived!

The young Emperor Kangxi arrived, saw that the Queen Mother was injured, and hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Queen Mother, what happened?" Are you alright, Queen Mother? ”

After Emperor Kangxi finished asking, he looked at Xiao Guizi again: "Xiao Guizi, why are you here?" ”

"Your Majesty, there are assassins...... Yang Xie pointed around, and Emperor Kangxi was all soldiers: "Where are the assassins?" Where is it? ”

Escort, escort!!

"Don't panic, Your Majesty, the assassins have fled! Fortunately, he was rescued by this little eunuch! The Queen Mother glanced at Xiao Guizi, who was holding her, and said to the emperor.

"Yes, don't panic the emperor...... With Xiao Guizi here, no one wants to hurt the emperor and the queen mother...... Well...... No, it's a dragon hair and a wind hair...... Well...... It's not right, please forgive the emperor! Yang Xie was a little speechless, why was his language suddenly out of control?

Could it be that the plot rules of the movie version of "The Legend of Deer and Ding" are too strong?

Stephen Chow's version of the plot of "The Legend of Deer and Ding" is originally funny, and Yang Xie knows this.

"Xiao Guizi, don't talk nonsense, I know your loyalty, and immediately help the Queen Mother back to the palace for treatment!" Emperor Kangxi's face changed slightly, and he reminded Xiao Guizi.

"Yes, Your Majesty!" Yang Xie responded, and after sneering in his heart, he actually picked up the fake Queen Mother Long'er: "Queen Mother, Xiao Guizi will send you back to the palace for treatment!" ”

"Dead eunuch, don't let go yet......" The fake queen mother Long'er's face turned crimson, and the dead eunuch's An Lushan hand actually made the little white rabbit on her chest jump in fright.

"Oh, the Queen Mother......" Yang Xie was busy letting go of his hand, and as soon as his hand was halfway loosened, the fake Queen Mother Long'er exclaimed: "Slow, don't let go, let's hold the palace back to Cining Palace!" ”

Sample! Yang Xie sneered again in his heart, and under the stunned expression of Emperor Kangxi, he took two steps with the fake Empress Dowager Long'er, and after two steps, Yang Xie hurriedly stopped, turned around, and exclaimed bitterly: "Oh, the emperor's little Guizi's waist flashed!" ”

When Emperor Kangxi heard this, he hurriedly spoke: "You few, send the Queen Mother back to the palace immediately!" Xiao Guizi stays, and I will find you a royal doctor to heal! ”

"Wow!" Yang Xie took advantage, but he didn't want to follow the fake Queen Mother Long'er back to be abused, so he hurriedly responded.

Emperor Kangxi didn't want Xiao Guizi to leave, because he had something to ask Xiao Guizi, Emperor Kangxi lowered his head and said in Xiao Guizi's ear: "Xiao Guizi, I ask you, do you see the appearance of the assassin clearly?" No...... Well, in that case, you should go back and spy on Hai Dafu for me! ”

"Hmm......" Yang Xie listened to Emperor Kangxi's words, and was stunned at first, feeling that the plot had not changed at all.

"Do you have a question?" Emperor Kangxi whispered displeasure.

"No problem! Xiao Guizi went to monitor Hai Dafu...... "Yang Xie smeared oil on the soles of his feet and left the land of right and wrong.

The palace is very large, there are many courtyards, turn left and right, and Yang Xie, who was lost, was speechless: "System, you are a pitfall, since you have changed my identity, why don't you have a memory of Wei Xiaobao?" ”

Inside the palace, the courtyard wall is very high, and around the arch, there is a courtyard with red lanterns, "It's better to ask a palace maid and eunuch......

As soon as he thought of this, Yang Xie thought about exiting this courtyard, who would have expected that he suddenly heard a groan coming from the room, and the call was extremely tactful and exciting, "Well, there is a situation......

"The Forbidden Palace, the voice is tactful...... Could it be that he 'touched the valley...... Let's take a look first......" Yang Xie tiptoed, climbed to the window, raised his middle finger to poke open the window paper and looked at it, suddenly felt that he was rolling in five years, and hurriedly collected his mind and held his breath, "Thirty-six strategies, go to the ...... strategy"

Nima, broke into Cining Palace.

Moreover, Yang Xie also found that his personality seemed to have become obscene and out of bounds! It may be the plot, which is affecting Yang Xie's character.

"Who?" The fake queen mother was undressing to heal her wounds, and when she heard the wind and grass outside, she waved her hand and sucked in her palm.

"Oops......" With a plop, Yang Xie's body fell into the room, and when he looked up, his eyes were pink and pink, "What two big peaches......"

"It's you, little eunuch! Hmph, shameless ......" The fake Queen Mother Long'er stretched out her hand, and her body was already covered with a wind robe, and she lowered her head and glared: "Hmph, little eunuch, I am really looking for death!" ”

"Don't......" Yang Xie stepped forward, hugged the legs of the fake Queen Mother Long'er, and stroked it shamelessly, raised his head with a small face, looked at the pretty appearance of the fake Queen Mother and said: "Queen Mother, Xiao Guizi broke into your bedroom by mistake, and please forgive the Queen Mother." ”

"Little Guizi, what are you doing?" The false queen mother felt that her legs were crisp and numb, a little soft, and she couldn't lift her strength, knowing that it must be this little eunuch who made the demon law.

Swish!

Yang Xie turned over, crossed his hands on his hips, and said with a wicked smile: "Hehe...... Queen Mother, do you feel that your whole body is crispy and numb, and there is nowhere to release it? Hey hey ......"

Hold the grass ...... The plot is even more wrong. (Yang Xie's attainments on the acupuncture points have already reached the peak and are superb, and when he touched his legs before, he just moved a little bit of hands and feet)

Yang Xie was a little crazy in his heart, his behavior was uncontrollable, and he actually became a thief. And his laughter is too lewd.

"Little Guizi, don't mess around. I am the Empress Dowager of the Qing Dynasty...... If you do this, you will be punished by the Nine Clans! "The dragon sect dragon is afraid.

At this moment, not only is there internal injuries in the body, and I can't use too much true qi, but I am also plotted by the other party, and I am extremely lonely and empty, and I can't raise the strength to deal with this shameless little eunuch.

"The Queen Mother is angry, villain...... The villain's fingers don't obey the call. Yang Xie has the heart to beat people, and his fingers are constantly beating at the moment, and he also pounced on the fake Queen Mother Long'er.

Yes...... No...... Don't do this to Hongu...... It's so uncomfortable...... Cluck...... It's really uncomfortable...... Belch......

At this moment, the left leg of the fake Queen Mother Long'er was on Yang Xie's right shoulder, and Yang Xie's fingers were constantly scratching the soles of the feet of the fake Queen Mother Long'er, such a criminal law was too deceitful. No wonder the fake Queen Mother Long'er is so hungry and immortal is dead!

"Dead eunuch, Bengong...... Cluck...... This palace will definitely let you survive and not die...... Ah......" The cry of the false queen mother Long'er turned even more.

"Queen Mother ......" Suddenly, four palace maids with strong martial arts broke in.

The four palace maids with strong martial arts skills in the "escort ......" are all disciples of the Divine Dragon Sect.

Seeing that the false Queen Mother Long'er was **** in every way, they all held their swords and sprinted over.

Daddy ......

After indulging in the mountain step, Yang Xie's figure, like a loach, fled. (Indulgent pedaling fairy steps, exquisite footwork, no need to mobilize true qi, can also be used to hide)

"Don't chase ......" The fake Empress Dowager Long'er shouted at the four disciples of the Divine Dragon Sect, and then forcibly endured the anger and commotion in her heart, and began to breathe.

At this time, Yang Xie escaped, suddenly weightless, the whole person was lifted, in the blink of an eye, Yang Xie's body fell heavily on the ground again, oops, looked up: "Hai Dafu ......"

(To be continued.) )