"I say, is there a charlataner who speaks so loudly? No wonder I came here, and I couldn't get along outside, so I was caught here, right? ”

Although Zhang Xiaoshuai has never told fortunes, he has seen a lot of books on TV. Even if it is verbal intimidation, it is mostly just to pave the way for the next cheating money, how can there be a person like him, where is this fortune teller, and he is not as poor as he is talking about Allegro?

"Who told you I'm a charlatan?"

Chang Jiu said, couldn't help but his skinny calves like bamboo poles, and his toes trembled and said:

"The old man escaped into the precious land, it should be to avoid trouble, how can you and other children understand."

Avoiding trouble? Zhang Xiaoshuai held his forehead, if he wasn't in a mental hospital at the moment, he would almost be bluffed by this old guy, what kind of avoidance is he called? It is clear that this guy wanders around, sleeps in the corridor of other people's houses and does not leave, and is forced to come in by the police after they call the police.

Usually every million people in the city, there must be a municipal psychiatric hospital, in addition to receiving mental illness patients who come for treatment, some homeless people with mental problems must also be sent here for treatment, of course, this cost is borne by the state.

"Cheng, you can stay honest here to avoid trouble, I won't bother."

Zhang Xiaoshuai clapped his hands and was about to lift his ass and leave, but Chang Jiu suddenly grabbed his wrist, a pair of cloudy old eyes, faintly revealing a little bit of fine light.

"Wait, the old man hasn't opened a hexagram for ten years, and now that he has made an exception, how about letting the old man finish the calculation?"

The two of them pulled, although the movement was not big, in the end it still attracted the attention of many people, the first to bear the brunt was naturally Zhao Xin, he saw Zhang Xiaoshuai being pulled by Chang Jiu, and thought that Chang Jiu was sick and dragged him away, so he hurriedly pounced over and wanted to pull the two apart, Zhang Xiaoshuai saw this, and hurriedly said:

"It's okay, we're having fun!"

Zhao Xin paused, raised his eyebrows and looked at the two, and then laughed and said:

"What are you playing? So lively? Do you dare to bring me one? ”

Zhang Xiaoshuai shrugged his shoulders disappreciatively and said:

"It's nothing, Chang Jiu wants to tell my fortune!"

"Hehe, that's kind of interesting! That's it? I love to watch other people's fortune telling. ”

As soon as Zhao Xin heard that someone was telling fortunes, he immediately became interested, and simply sat aside with an interested face, waiting patiently with his cheeks, and the patients who had just dispersed next to him saw that there was a lively thing to see, and they all gathered around again, no way, the life in the ward was really boring, and it was rare to see something interesting, and everyone was naturally very enthusiastic.

Seeing that everyone was looking at him expectantly, Zhang Xiaoshuai couldn't sweep everyone's interest anymore, so he had to sit back in his place, but his face was still dispensable, and he asked casually:

"Say, how to count."

That Chang Jiu was not polite, and only said:

"Then let's give you a birthday first, it's not good to teach you to be too disappointed."

Zhang Xiaoshuai knew that he still remembered the hatred he had just teased him! In the end, he didn't want to see a patient in general, Zhang Xiaoshuai thought hard about it, and then reported his birthday.

In his opinion, fortune-telling is just a matter of probability, in short, it is a live talk blocked at both ends, and in turn, it is not all based on the three-inch tongue of the fortune teller, and it is clear that it is a bluffing thing, and a fool will be deceived.

Seeing Chang Jiu pinching his fingers and rolling his eyes, Zhang Xiaoshuai easily resisted the urge to laugh, it was obviously a funny thing, but there were still people who took it seriously, it was really ridiculous.

"Tut-tut... Your horoscope......"

Chang Jiu opened his mouth, and Zhang Xiaoshuai knew that he was about to start fooling, and sure enough......

"You lost your mother at a young age, fortunately the love of the family, the youth is also a smooth sailing, at the age of twelve, you have a catastrophe, considered the merit of the previous life, there are nobles appeared, for you to block the trouble, you have a thrilling and safe pass, it is said that after this catastrophe, you should have a worry-free life, healthy to old age, but because of this change, your life chart unexpectedly began to reverse, the right old man for you to calculate, you should have a life and death calamity, the degree is soaring, unspeakably expensive, not a leg kick, a life whine."

Speaking of this, Chang Jiu paused very well, and Zhang Xiaoshuai couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"What's the matter? Are you going to tell me that in order to resolve this calamity, you must get a certain amount of money, prayers, and so on? ”

Seeing that Chang Jiu didn't speak and just stared at himself, Zhang Xiaoshuai continued:

"Didn't I say that you are locked up here right now, even if you have money, there is nowhere to spend it, it is really useless to take such pains to deceive me?"

Chang Jiu stared at Zhang Xiaoshuai silently for a long time, and then he smiled strangely:

"You don't believe me?"

"I don't believe it."

Zhang Xiaoshuai shook his head without hesitation, and didn't say anything about what was not allowed or not, but Chang Jiu's posture of cheating money, he couldn't believe his nonsense.

"Why don't you believe it?"

Chang Jiu looked at Zhang Xiaoshuai, his expression was very sad, Zhang Xiaoshuai didn't speak, just laughed, Chang Jiu's white light flashed in his head, and he instantly realized something, this little rabbit cub, is he disgusted with being a patient? He's big! Is it really true that Lao Tzu is mentally ill?

"If you really don't believe it, I have no choice but to remind you, there is a knife on the head of the color word, don't lose Qingqing's life because of a moment of lust."

How do you know that it's okay if he doesn't say this, just as soon as he speaks, before Zhang Xiaoshuai can respond, Zhao Xin interjected with a smile:

"You don't understand this, the so-called peony flower dies, and the ghost is also romantic, and it's not an old man like you, our little handsome man is a young man with strong blood, where can he really quit sex? Besides, you don't know, his 'color' is not an ordinary 'color', the real best in the world, a stunning color that can be met but not sought, who is willing to quit? I can't give up if I want to. ”

Zhang Xiaoshuai listened to Zhao Xinyue's words, and was about to shut him up, but he didn't expect a cold female voice to come from behind him, Zhang Xiaoshuai heard it, and instantly the chrysanthemum was tight, saying that this Ye Jinghong is a human or a ghost? Every time Cao Cao arrives, Cao Cao is too evil, right?

"It's obviously because of the intention of seeing money, but it's fascinated by lust, but you still say it so grandiosely? I've seen a lot of city gate buildings, but it's the first time I've seen them like the two of them. ”

Zhao Xin is usually vivid, and he talks so much that he can't stop it like a broken rice bag, but when he saw Ye Jinghong, he was like an eggplant in an instant, and he didn't even dare to raise his head with a scowling eyebrow.

Fortunately, there is still a Zhang Xiaoshuai by his side, at least in words, he can help find some places to come back.

"Where is this? You haven't seen the real 'color is fascinated', Brother Ming'er let you see and understand, and it also saves you from shouting everywhere like you haven't seen the world. ”