People are cheap for a lifetime, pigs are cheap, some people are born with an unforgiving mouth, and when they interact with people, between their lips and teeth, they always have to ask for some cheapness, otherwise they won't even be able to speak, Zhang Xiaoshuai happens to be such a person.

"Zhang Xiaoshuai, when will you change this problem of taking advantage of others?"

In the eyes of others, Zhang Xiaoshuai's innocuous ridicule is really nothing, working together in the same unit, who hasn't had a few ambiguous meat jokes with whom? What's more, where is this? It's more yellow than this, it's like a mango, and everyone doesn't blush or pant as usual.

But on the contrary, Ye Jinghong is obviously not among these laymen, if it is placed in normal times, Ye Jinghong has always known that Zhang Xiaoshuai's mouth is not a day or two, but today in front of so many patients and colleagues, Ye Jinghong's thin little face like cicada wings is really a little unbearable, thinking that she Miss Ye was born rich and noble, when did anyone dare to ridicule her like this.

Zhang Xiaoshuai saw that Ye Jinghong's little face was flushed, and even the tips of his little ears were red like clouds reflecting the clouds, and his heart jumped inexplicably, his joke seemed to be a little too much, and he was also carried away for a while just now, forgetting that the eldest lady is not as rough as them, such a vulgar joke, presumably people have never heard of it.

"Doctor Ye, if you just pass on the word, why did you come here in person? What a sin! ”

If you talk about doglegs, presumably Zhao Xin thinks that he is second, and no one dares to admit the first, but it is also thanks to him gags on the side, and the scene that was already a little stiff was suddenly much easier because of his words.

"Give Li Gang an urgent blood routine, and help me urge the blood analysis report sent this morning, I will use it immediately."

After giving the explanation, Ye Jinghong glared at Zhang Xiaoshuai coldly, turned around and walked out of the ward, Zhao Xin stretched his neck and shouted, let the disposal nurse draw a blood routine for Li Gang, and then grabbed Zhang Xiaoshuai's shoulders and said with a joke:

"Done! Ye Jinghong has been in the ward for almost half a year, but I haven't seen anyone dare to make jokes about her, you kid is fat enough, buddy really admires you. ”

Zhang Xiaoshuai unappreciatively dragged down Zhao Xin's arm wrapped around his neck, and said with a smile on his face:

"Why don't you hurry up and urge the test report, didn't you hear that Dr. Ye said that it will be used soon?"

"Gotcha! Kindly kicked by a donkey, count me too much, right? ”

Zhao Xin was bored with himself, so he simply patted his ass and called, saying that he didn't have Zhang Xiaoshuai's good life, even if he borrowed his guts, he didn't dare to let Miss Ye wait for a long time, right?

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"Tsk... That's right, that's right! ”

Seeing that Chang Jiu began to talk to himself again, Zhang Xiaoshuai glanced at him a little unpleasantly, and hummed:

"What are you smoking? Is it Daisen's upper body? No, aren't you a fortune teller? Is it still a part-time dancer? ”

Anyway, I don't want to be a god of gambling who is not a good fortune teller, but now that the etiquette is broken, the world is difficult, and it is too difficult to eat with a mouthful.

"That's right, noble! Dr. Ye is your nobleman! No wonder the hexagram is obviously dead, and there is still room for turnaround, it turns out that it is because of her? Well! That's right, with the blessing of this natural noble girl, no wonder you are blessed with a great life, but the old man still has to kindly remind you that in recent days, you may have a bloody disaster, so you still have to be careful. ”

Seeing that Chang Jiu was upside down and didn't know what he was talking about, Zhang Xiaoshuai pursed his lips disapprovingly, got up and was about to walk out, seeing that he was actually leaving, Chang Jiu hurriedly stopped him, and said with an anxious face:

"Listen to the old man, you must be careful lately."

Zhang Xiaoshuai never expected him to be so serious, and couldn't help laughing out loud at the moment.

"Don't worry, good people don't live long, disasters will last for thousands of years, master, I will definitely live a hundred years and live a safe life."

Knowing that he didn't want to believe it, Chang Jiu didn't say more, Zhang Xiaoshuai didn't go far, and he heard that many patients behind him had already surrounded Chang Jiu like bees, and for a while the chatter was like a little house finch that had exploded its nest.

Patient A: "Uncle Chang, can you show me too?" When will I be discharged? Our village Xiangxiu is still waiting for me to be discharged from the hospital so that I can marry her. ”

Patient B: "Not really! Brother Chang, why don't you show your skills when you say you have this skill? It's too boring, hurry up and show me, when will my 10 billion stock be unbundled? ”

Without waiting for Chang Jiu to speak, Patient C had already excused himself:

"Can you pull it down? Are you waiting to untie it? I advise you to cut it as soon as possible, and it is comfortable to cut it early. ”

Patient Ding: "You know a fart, don't know how to be blind BB, I tell you that the mental process of stock speculation should be like this, this is like a child from a poor family who wants to enter the palace in the last years of the Qing Dynasty, and has been hesitant to cut it, from the age of five to the age of fifteen, seeing that other people's families have been cut has lived a good life, he finally figured it out at the age of eighteen, and as a result, he was told: The Republic of China was established!" Got it? Cutting a hair, that is, holding firmly, I will take over for the country. ”

Chang Jiu listened and nodded frequently:

"It makes sense, come on, come on, the old man will give you a look first."

Patient Ding then got carried away and opened his mouth, tried to stick out his long tongue, and rolled his eyes upwards in the shape of a hanged ghost.

Chang Jiu then carefully looked at the other party's face, and said with words in his mouth:

"Sure enough, it's unspeakably expensive, the old man is afraid that you have a bloody disaster recently, it is extremely dangerous, and you can see the blood seal your throat, but you don't have to be afraid, when the old man opens the altar, he will immediately dissolve this calamity for you, and ensure that you are safe and healthy for a lifetime, and you will not have to worry about food and clothing."

Zhang Xiaoshuai fell instantly, but fortunately he held on to the wall in time, so he didn't fall on the spot and eat, saying that feudal superstition kills people! Fortunately, the master never believed in any bullshit numerology, otherwise wouldn't he have to be laughed at to death?

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When Zhao Xin came back after making a phone call, he saw Zhang Xiaoshuai sitting at the door post with his feet crossed, leisurely chatting with the patient, Zhao Xin's eyelids were slightly matched, his eyes flashed, and he simply leaned on the back of Zhang Xiaoshuai's chair and said casually:

"Chang Jiu was indeed a very famous physiognomy before he was admitted to the hospital, but then I don't know how he offended a big man who couldn't be provoked, and as a result, the whole family was tied up and poured on gasoline and burned alive, after that, he went crazy, wandering around all day long, making a living by picking up garbage, a while ago he squatted in the corridor of a family and did not walk, people were afraid that he would hurt the child, so he had to call the police and arrest him, this kind of thing the police can't manage, he is mentally a little abnormal, and the welfare institute refuses to accept it, So I had to send it to our hospital. ”

In the final analysis, nine out of ten mentally ill patients are just poor people, and who will be driven crazy if they are well-being? After all, in this world, like Fan Jin, he will be crazy when he moves overnight, there is really no one in ten thousand, only those who are unsatisfactory and depressed are the easiest to get into the dead alley and not get out.