Chapter 188: What are you talking about?
is still in that small villa, or the group of "chicken manure" who are like being beaten with chicken blood and a sense of justice on their faces.
At this moment, the TV in the living room is broadcasting the video secretly recorded by the brother just now, which is the stand-up comedy that Liu La said.
Listening, watching the content on the TV, these "cross talk masters" in the living room all frowned.
"Vulgar, how can you say that in this paragraph, it seems too uncultured, it is really a shame for all the practitioners in our cross talk industry."
"It's excessive, it's excessive, it's funny for the sake of being funny, it's just a presumptuous call to be human. As a cross talk actor, if you take being funny as your goal, then who else does our country rely on to educate the world! ”
"Okay, what Brother Zhang said is great, our cross talk circle just lacks a cultured and educated actor like Brother Zhang, and an actor with heritage."
"Alas, I don't know what these spectators who are laughing here think? Are you here to listen to cross talk to make you laugh? Of course not, your purpose should be to let us professors educate you and teach you the principles of life! ”
Several people listened to Liu La's cross talk, and looked at the audience who laughed "haha", all of them were very dissatisfied, and their faces were full of uncertainty.
And with these bunches of goods, they not only belittle Liu La, but also have to brag about themselves.
"Master Liu, if you want to talk about stand-up comedy, I still like to listen to your "The Story of Three Women and a Dog" the most, that one is fantastic."
"Don't say that, you're too popular, your "Widow's Door" is also very good. I heard that it is going to be two, called "A Passionate Night for a Single", don't worry, I will take the whole family to cheer you on when the time comes. ”
They scolded Liu La and Deyun Club on this side, and bragged to each other, and several people had a good time.
But at this moment, an apprentice behind him suddenly spoke: "Master, I've been learning cross talk with you for so many years, why didn't I hear what he said?" ”
With these words, the originally lively villa was silent for a while.
"Ahem." The most embarrassing thing is this master, he coughed twice to hide his helplessness, and at the same time reprimanded the apprentice: What's the matter with you? Can't even hear this? Master said to (5) → dǐng (5) → diǎn (5) → small (5) → for so many years, .◇.△os_ (); Your education is all in vain? ”
"Hmph." The master snorted arrogantly again: "The master is too lazy to answer your question, anyway, you don't listen to what I said, you should go and ask the other uncles present." ”
Speaking of this, this man also pretended to arch his hand towards a few peers around him: "Senior brothers, the apprentice is stubborn and unbearable, if any of you think he can still be saved, just bother to point fingers at him." ”
"Well said, well said, as it should be." Several people hurriedly pouted and agreed.
It is said that the average apprentice is a clever one, and when he heard the master say this, he didn't dare to ask more.
I didn't help this apprentice, but he just had the kind of diǎn Han and diǎn stunned, and he actually asked again: "A few uncles, which paragraph is this Liu Ra talking about?" ”
However, whenever he looked at someone, the other person would immediately look away, not look at him at all, and not give an answer.
After watching the last whole circle, there were so many famous cross talk artists present, but there was not even a single person who answered, and the scene suddenly became even more embarrassing.
The embarrassment is because there are so many people present, and no one knows what Liu La said about this cross talk, and it is really embarrassing to be in front of such an old apprentice.
In fact, it's no wonder that there are really few of the so-called cross talk celebrities who are from professional cross talk troupes.
When they entered the industry, it was just the end of ****, and at that time, all the art industries were experiencing a fault, and there were no practitioners at all, so the country found a group of young army children or laid-off workers to fill in.
There are second-generation officials, shoe repairers, soldiers who have just been discharged from the army, and cooks who learn to cook in restaurants, they almost don't know much about this industry, but they may all have some diǎn interests.
After entering the industry, with their own efforts and persistence, coupled with the support of some countries, they have also broken out of the world and become stars in the eyes of the public.
However, success is success, but after all, the cross talk industry still has to be passed down from generation to generation, otherwise many traditional programs will be lost.
Obviously, this situation has happened now, "The Nine-Head Case" is such an almost lost paragraph, those who say this are the old gentlemen who used to be, and those who have learned it by word of mouth are all really inherited like Guo Outline.
Liu La also said this stand-up because he had watched Guo Gang's performance in his previous life. As for these half-way monks, it's normal that they don't say it.
They may have heard it inadvertently, or heard others mention it, but because they were not impressed, and Guo Outline's version was completely adapted by themselves, they couldn't hear what Liu La said.
No one in the audience answered, which shocked these masters who originally thought that they were not good at learning and so did not know.
In the end, a master finally couldn't help it and asked the common doubts in everyone's hearts: "I said that there are so many of us who don't have a single person who hears what kind of story this is, right?" ”
As soon as this voice came out, the scene suddenly became quieter, and there was no one in the audience who spoke, especially these masters, who were eager to find a hole to hide in, it was too embarrassing.
After a moment of silence, everyone began to discuss.
"Damn, what the hell is this Liu Ra talking about?"
"He couldn't have made up this story himself, he hadn't heard it at all."
"yes, if you've heard it, you'll definitely be impressed."
"What can these nine heads do? Good and Evil Diagram? No, there are more than 20 heads, more than nine? ”
"Ma San? Boss Jia? Stuffy two? There are a few people in the single mouth, why can't I remember? ”
"Yes, I can't think of it at all, but I feel that there is diǎn familiarity, this is too tricky!"
A large group of artists, well-known cross talk actors, in Jiang Bo's home of the former Chinese Music Association, were stumped by a stand-up comedy of Liu La, a newcomer in the cross talk industry who debuted less than two years ago......
ps: Okay, someone actually asked me to help push the book on the street, and it's also the book of creation, so let's push it for him.
"I Break the Sky" is a book with a very novel theme, the creation of the world, everyone is interested in it, just take a look.
PS2: I was broken into it by a group of elementary school classmates, so I had to be sorry for everyone. (To be continued.) )