Liu La didn't know anything about the small actions of the three people in private, and continued to tell her story.

This story has already been told that Ma Laosan went to the second house to ask for accounts, but when he walked into the alley of the jar, he found that the second family had been surrounded by a large number of people, and all of them were creditors who came to ask for accounts.

Ma Laosan saw Bo Er in the backyard, and found that his buddies were so down, he was actually quite embarrassed to open his mouth, but after thinking about it, he also had to eat, and finally had to express his intention to Bo Er.

"Second brother, you see that I am not very rich now, why don't you repay me the three taels of silver you borrowed from me the year before last? If you don't have enough, no more or less, it's good to lend me a couple of jujubes. ”

"Oh, you're here to ask for money, too." Bo Er was happy when he heard him: "Okay, you are different from others, we are brothers, I don't have to pay you back." ”

After a pause: "But I really don't have any money in hand these days, it's very tight, why don't you allow me a few days to raise it?" ”

Hearing that everyone said this, after all, it was a buddy, and Ma San didn't want to be forced to force each other, so he had to say: "Cheng, then I'll leave first, but brother, you have to give me a letter, when will I come to you?" Let's make an appointment, shall we? ”

"Coming on any day?" Bo Er thought for a while: "I'll do the math for you, it's not difficult for me to pay back." My family has two acres of artemisia orchard, wait for the artemisia to grow into a tree, a piece into a board, make a boat, Suzhou and Hangzhou two states for 5,000 years, swim until the nail groove wood is rotten, pull out the nail and erect it on the side of the road, hang the wool spun and roll it into felt, I will return you in exchange for money. That's it, brother, you wait for me for 18,000 years. ”

"I'll go to your grandma and a grandson!" Ma Laosan didn't go crazy when he heard this: "What, are you still human?" Brother to discuss things with you, this sentence will give me a pole to support 10,000 years later, there is no such thing as you! ”

As he spoke, Ma Laosan came up and grabbed the collar of the boring er, ready to make a move, he was really angry.

Ma Laosan is an ordinary ordinary person, who makes a living by selling hard, and he still has the strength to do so. But stuffy two can't do it, his family is a big family, although he was born soon after the family was down, but stuffy two have not eaten too much hard work since he was a child, and he looks more literal ◎ ≌ dǐng ◎ ≌ diǎn ◎ ≌ small ◎ ≌ said, .∧.o↖s_ (); Weak.

Ma Laosan, who has a big waist and a round waist, dragged the boring second like dragging a little chicken, and pulled him in front of him, with fire in his eyes, as if he wanted to eat people.

However, after all, the Manchu children of the second are still with the backbone of the Northeast people, and they glared at Ma San: "Come, brother, you'd better kill me, I'll see what you can do if you kill me?" Who else can you ask for that money! ”

These words can be regarded as grabbing Ma Laosan's sore feet, gritting his teeth for a long time, he finally let go of the second stuffy man, and exhaled deeply: "Alas! ”

……

Liu La "alas" on stage. The thin and small master in the mobile phone signal trio in the audience was also greeting his companions: "Hey, okay, let's go, don't record it, he should be finished with this paragraph today, it's not bad, the master is still waiting." ”

"Cheng, then let's go." The little man in this group was the senior brother, and the other two took him as the leader, and after hearing his words, the two hurriedly agreed.

After packing up their things, the three of them quietly walked out of the teahouse, but because they were sitting in the corners, they didn't attract much attention.

Liu La took in the whole picture of the audience on the stage, and he found that three people had left, but he didn't take it seriously at all.

At this time, Liu La's story today has come to an end—

Facing Ma San, who was full of anger, Sullen Er said something like this: "Brother, even if you beat me to death now, the money won't come back." It's better to do this, I'll give you a note, I have a way to get money now, but I can't do it myself, I have to have someone help me. If you want to make money, tomorrow morning at dawn, you will come to my house to find me, and my brother will give you a fortune! ”

At this point in the story, Liu La suddenly stopped and paused: "This Ma San loves money, and after listening to the words of the second man, this led to the first good head in the following "Nine-Headed Case". What are the details, let's listen to the next breakdown! ”

"Smack." Liu La slapped Xingmu again, then bowed to the audience, turned and walked backstage.

"Young Master Liu, I love you!"

"Young Master Liu, let's say another paragraph, and it's okay to have another set poem!"

"Young Master Liu, we will always support you!"

Behind Liu La, countless viewers and fans were screaming loudly, and in the midst of these screams, Liu La came to the backstage.

As soon as he came in, Liu La saw Guo Jian standing by the door of the backfield.

"Okay, yes, this passage has the meaning of diǎn." Guo Outline gave Liu La a thumbs up.

"Hey, it's all because you taught it well." Liu La was embarrassed, and hurriedly said a polite word to the master.

Guo Jian also smiled, he thought about it and suddenly asked Liu La: "By the way, I remember that I don't seem to have taught you this stand-up, I haven't finished this story yet, where did you learn it?" ”

Liu La said that he had already thought about how he would answer if someone asked him. He laughed: "When I was a child, my grandfather always liked to tell this story, and I memorized it all. ”

"Oh, that's right." Guo Xuan sighed: "Alas, it would be good if the old man was still alive, there are many materials that can't be found now and you can ask him for advice, so we don't have to check the information ourselves." ”

"Well, so to speak." Liu Spicy also followed diǎn diǎn head.

There are two flowers, one on each branch. After talking about Liu La, let's talk about the mobile phone signal Gna Ge Ge Er.

After Zhang Yiyuan left, the brother took a car to a small villa in the western suburbs of Beijing.

After getting out of the car, before the brother could enter the house, he heard a noisy shout in the house-

"Colleagues, comrades, we must unite and exclude those vulgar, vulgar, and kitsch artists from our cross talk industry."

"We want to talk about meaningful cross talk, we want to educate the world, funny is never the purpose of cross talk, but the dross of cross talk that can't be removed!"

In the midst of this big ticket like a dog's fart, the three of them pushed open the door and came in, and said, "Master, we are back after recording." ”

"Come back, quick, tell me how it's going over there?" In response to them, Jiang Bo's eager voice was answered.

I saw that several people in this room were all characters with a certain weight in the cross talk world, and they were all at odds with Liu La and Deyun Club.

At this moment, they all had an excited expression. This is a group of chicken manure in the cross talk circle...... (To be continued.) )