Chapter 46: The Legendary 'Personal Protection' (2)
Zhang Xiaoshuai glanced at this barbecue stall that is said to be well-known far and wide, "regret for three years, regret for a lifetime", and recall its well-known name, "Three Guns Barbecue Stall", I was really drunk just by listening to the name of the store.
Xu is not yet at the time of eating, except for the two of them, there are only two tables of customers in the restaurant.
Directly in front, a few deflated delinquent teenagers were hugging a black fat man with a face full of reverence, but they saw that the black guy, the head of the big sarcoma was combed with a melon cover, and the big gold chain on the neck with blind dog eyes was as thick as Zhang Xiaoshuai's fingers, and it was really an artifact that only the big brother in the rivers and lakes deserved to have! Coming out during the day with the ability to pretend to be forced, and going back at night can also bolt the husky, it's like killing two birds with one stone, and it can't be more cost-effective.
"Big brother, what is your back tattoo?"
The little brother Jia Xingxing looked at the gold-chained man, he had wanted to ask this for a long time, but he was afraid that the eldest brother would be unhappy, so he never dared to ask, but he didn't expect that the eldest brother was still an abstract person, and a small stick was tattooed on the whole fat back, could it be that there was some special meaning? It's really awe-inspiring to think about!
The man in the gold chain took a sip of wine, and said with a gloomy face:
"When I was young, I followed my eldest brother out to fight, I saw that the other party had tattoos on their backs, and it was awesome to look at, so I thought that I was also a ruthless tattoo majestic and majestic, at that time, I was very rare Wu Song in the Water Margin, so I tattooed a Wu Song on the back, who knew that I just got a whistle stick and I couldn't stand the pain, so I ......"
Little brother A clapped his hands and said: "Big brother, true temperament!" ”
Little brother B echoed casually: "Big brother, you have a personality." ”
Holy! What kind of bullshit big brother is this, there are really people who are willing to hold stinky feet, and now the black society will pick people, is there a limit? How can any product get a kick? Zhang Xiaoshuai snorted and rolled his eyes, he didn't even have the heart to complain.
In front of him sat a thin man with glasses, opposite him was a thin black woman with freckles on her face, the two looked normal, but the man spoke louder, although Zhang Xiaoshuai had no intention of spying on others, he was forced to listen to a rough idea.
“…… I used to have a girlfriend, but I thought she was a vain woman, and she was with me for my money......"
When Zhang Xiaoshuai heard this, his eyes unconsciously swept to the man's Taobao popular thousand-wolf shirt, as well as a certain meter mobile phone on the table, saying that rich people are so low-key now? is the so-called big hidden in the city, is it this benevolent brother? I really can't see that he looks so earthy, but he is actually a 'rich second generation'? Sure enough, what the eyes see is an illusion!
The thin black woman seemed to hesitate for a moment, and then asked expectantly:
"Your family is rich?"
"It's not."
The man in glasses shook his head solemnly.
"I'm just paid a higher salary."
Oh! It turned out to be a little gold collar! Anyway, didn't the gold collar always like to dress up with oily hair and powder, and then he went to Starbucks to pretend to be forced with a notebook like a dog? When will you not even let go of the open-air barbecue stall? Your sister! Can we still leave a pure land for our normal people?
"Uh... Are you colleagues? Now ......."
It seems that she finally has a sense of crisis, the black thin woman can't help but secretly clench her hands on her thighs, and the man with glasses takes a sip of half a glass of beer, and says in a heavy tone with the only half plate of peanuts and edamame in front of him:
"Yes, although we work in the same department, I have always been paid more than hers, and even I suspect that she approached me in the first place, and this is also the reason for this."
"That's... How much money do you make a month? ”
Xu didn't want to be mistaken by the other party for thinking that she was also a woman who worshiped money, and after the black and thin woman asked this again, she cautiously glanced at the man with glasses, and then hurriedly explained with a smile:
"I don't mean anything else, I'm just curious, I really don't care how much money you can open a month, you know, I'm not a person who particularly values money."
At this time, the man with glasses suddenly raised his hand and made a STOP gesture, and the thin black girl closed her mouth in panic, and tried to make a bird-like appearance, and her small black eyes looked at the man with glasses timidly.
"My current salary is two thousand three hundred and six, and she only has two thousand one, because my job title is higher than hers, so I also enjoy a telephone subsidy of fifty yuan a month, and this benefit alone is what her level will always desire and cannot reach."
Burst! Zhang Xiaoshuai didn't hold back, he laughed out loud, he had seen it before, he had never seen it without pulling out a hair and pretending to be forced shamelessly, and the corners of Ye Jinghong's mouth beside him were also a little uncontrollable twitching, obviously he had to endure it hard.
The worst thing is Zhao Xin, this thing was originally pretending to order while sipping cold beer, and after being so troubled, he directly squirted out a mouthful of beer, Zhang Xiaoshuai happened to be sitting opposite him, that bit of beer was really not wasted at all, he was sprayed all over his face, don't you say, it was really evenly sprayed.
"! What could you be more disgusting? ”
Zhao Xin's snot and tears flowed together, the whole person was like a prawn on the table, and he couldn't speak for a long time, Ye Jinghong moved the stool with a disgusted face, thought about it, and then asked the waiter to bring a napkin, and forced Zhang Xiaoshuai to wipe the table carefully, and then sat down reluctantly with a frown.
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Xu is little brother at the table next to him was too noisy, Zhang Xiaoshuai and the other of them this little movement, obviously did not attract the attention of others, Zhao Xin, as the host, very arrogantly ordered half of the recipe, and then he couldn't get enough of it.
The three of them waited for a while, and the waiter brought up a platter of peanuts and edamame, saying that it was a gift from the small shop and no money, and by the way, there was also a plate of chilled watermelon cut into a lotus shape.
Zhao Xin had already become a hot dog, and immediately picked up a piece and clicked and gnawed it, Zhang Xiaoshuai originally took a piece for Ye Jinghong, but she disliked the waiter's nails being too long, and refused to eat anything, Zhang Xiaoshuai already knew that she had a habit of cleanliness, but today is just the first time to teach.
Xu is the relationship between the few customers, the small shop is very fast, it didn't take a while, the barbecue master carried a handful of grilled meat skewers and sent it up, Zhang Xiaoshuai put down the watermelon, stretched his neck to take a look at the baking tray, and it was Spartan in an instant.
"What is this?"
Ye Jinghong frowned good-looking, staring at the unknown substance with a strong smell in the baking tray with disgust, Zhang Xiaoshuai and Zhao Xin glanced at each other, the latter ignored his stubble at all, grabbed a string and stuffed it into his mouth.
Yes! Count you ruthless! Zhang Xiaoshuai secretly glared at Zhao Xin, and after considering his words, he said ambiguously:
"Uh... This one... I guess it's a sheep's kidney. ”
Kidney? When Ye Jinghong heard this, his brows couldn't help frowning more and more, he pursed the corners of his mouth, and said with a disapproving expression:
"The kidneys are important organs for maintaining metabolism in the body, and waste urine and toxins in the body are metabolized and excreted from the body, so it is best not to eat them."
Zhang Xiaoshuai was originally picking up a string and sending it to his mouth, listening to Ye Jinghong's explanation, he lost his appetite in an instant, thinking that the thing in front of him was something that sheep used to filter urine, he suddenly felt a churning in his stomach, and he tried to suppress it for a long time before he could barely suppress the urge to gag.