Chapter 47: The Legendary 'Personal Protection' (3)
Roasted kidneys are this thing, you have to eat it while it's hot to be more delicious, Zhao Xin just picked up a string of kidneys and chewed it in his mouth, and now he was explained by Ye Jinghong, and suddenly felt that the whole person was a little bad, and it happened that a big waist was stuck in his throat, and he couldn't spit it out or swallow it, not to mention how uncomfortable it was, fortunately, Zhang Xiaoshuai kindly poured him a glass of beer and handed it over, Zhao Xin hurriedly reached out and took it, and he finally avoided becoming the first bitter man in history to be stuck by his waist.
Just as he was out of breath, the barbecue master made his debut with a handful of grilled meat skewers, Zhang Xiaoshuai chuckled in his heart, and instinctively poked his neck to take a look, beautiful! Zhao Xin is really a tasteful foodie, the roasted kidneys haven't been eaten yet, and this is starting to roast fat sausages again, Zhen Nima is a real Han paper that is riotous and wild!
"What is this?"
Ye Jinghong still looked at the baking tray with a disgusted face, this time Zhang Xiaoshuai can learn smartly, just pretending to be deaf and sipping beer by himself, in short, who loves to pick up the stubble, anyway, I don't wait.
Seeing that the two men next to him were pretending to be deaf and dumb at the same time, the barbecue master who had not had time to retire was not calm, as the saying goes, "If things are uneven, someone will take care of them, and I will help the beauty if she is in trouble", so the barbecue master's red face was instantly full of the unique diligence and eagerness for the beauty.
"Beauty, this is a roasted fat sausage, my Wang Lao Wu's craftsmanship is well-known, you can eat it with confidence! Old! ”
The corners of Zhang Xiaoshuai's mouth twitched, and he stroked his forehead with one hand, uncle, if you don't speak, no one will treat you as a mute, okay? It's over, they don't want to eat this meal.
Sure enough, Ye Jinghong was confused at first, and then his eyes widened as if he suddenly realized, and frowned:
"Pig intestine? That is, the organ that pigs use to transport manure and digest food scraps, right? Speaking of patients with hemorrhoids, blood in the stool, prolapse of the anus, frequent urination, etc., there are still some benefits to eating the large intestine of pigs, but I see that you have a weak spleen and stomach recently, and it seems that it is not suitable to eat these things. ”
You're enough! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
Zhang Xiaoshuai was angry, they are all old Chinese medicine doctors, who are you playing home remedies with? Pretend to be a yarn medical weirdo? Can you still have some barbecue? It's and urine, who can eat it? Isn't this the way to dismantle the table?
Unexpectedly, before Zhang Xiaoshuai could go crazy, someone was the first to burst out.
"Enough! What are you talking about, you stinky woman? Don't let our brother Dapeng eat well? ”
Directly in front, a little brother Jia with a comb to kill Matt's explosive head, and his face full of sadness was against the current of the river, saying that he had just come out with Brother Dapeng today, and this was a good time to show loyalty, so naturally he couldn't weaken his own momentum.
Dude said that Drip is so right! Zhang Xiaoshuai really wanted to clap his hands and say that he was coming, but with his understanding of Ye Jinghong, the consequence of turning his elbow outward was likely to be directly hit by her to a fracture all over his body, so for the sake of his life, he still stood up hard.
However, before he could speak, Zhao Xin had already taken the first step in front of him, and said with a hippie smile:
"Oops! Brothers, I'm so embarrassed, I'm sorry! My friend is kidding! I'm sorry! Boss, hurry up and add two dozen beers to this table of friends, all of them are counted in my account, I'm really sorry, brothers, bear with me! ”
The boss was still sitting on the side and eating melon seeds, but at this moment, he immediately accompanied the smiling face and carried two dozen beers to the table, Zhao Xin followed beside him, and he toasted and apologized, and said half a basket of good words, before he finally calmed down, although the boss on the side still had a smile on his face, he was actually more aggrieved than anyone else, saying that he had been open for seven or eight years, and he had never seen such a hypocritical diner as Ye Jinghong, experts were rarer than her, okay, where is she eating, it is clear that she is smashing the field, okay?
It wasn't until the gang of people left scolding and scolding that Zhao Xin said to Ye Jinghong with a bitter face:
"My eldest miss, it's the villain's fault for taking you out to eat this kind of civilian food, can I ask you to restrain yourself a little? How can you say that everyone is also a colleague, is it okay to give some face? ”
Ye Jinghong shrugged his shoulders innocently, saying that he didn't know anything, Zhao Xin was so angry with her that he couldn't speak, but he couldn't say anything cruel to this delicate little face.
Zhang Xiaoshuai looked at Zhao Xin's crying and laughing face from the side, and suddenly felt comfortable in his heart, saying that there was nowhere to use this kind of energy, and the frustration of smashing a fist on the cotton finally endured it alone.
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Because they were afraid that the boss would hold a grudge and spit on the food again, the three of them naturally didn't dare to continue eating at this house, so they didn't want it to be baked yet, so they just left after settling the bill in a hurry.
Zhang Xiaoshuai hasn't spoken since he got into the car, and the two drove home wordlessly all the way, until they entered the house, no one took the initiative to speak.
Ye Jinghong's person, I don't know what constellation it is, the personality is called a weird and unpredictable person, and the person who has a cold war with her, unless it is her own father and mother, it is possible to die and not get along.
Seeing that she was about to take a bath after changing her clothes, Zhang Xiaoshuai endured all the way, and finally couldn't help it.
"Hey! I said, are you going too far? People kindly invited you to dinner, did you deliberately stir up the situation? I warn you, don't come with me to pretend to be innocent, I know you did it on purpose. ”
Ye Jinghong stopped when he heard this, turned around, looked at Zhang Xiaoshuai with a smile, and didn't speak, just looked at him from a distance, and saw that he was hairy all over, before he spoke:
"You can see it and ask? It's boring! ”
After that, Ye Jinghong twisted his body and entered the bathroom, and closed the bathroom door with a snap, Zhang Xiaoshuai was so angry that he almost laughed, your sister! Take willfulness as personality, right? The master is not powerful, you really take the master as a Hello KT, don't you?
"Ye Jinghong, you come out for me, you have the ability to make a scene, you have the ability to open the door!" (Huh?) Something strange seems to have come in. )
The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, Zhang Xiaoshuai rarely tore off the coat of a gentle and warm man, revealing his fierce and fierce true face.
When he was smashing the door, the bathroom door was suddenly pulled open from the inside, Zhang Xiaoshuai was defenseless, and almost planted it directly, before he could gain a firm foothold, a strong wind hit him, and then Zhang Xiaoshuai was smashed out by a ball of fragrant and soft cloth hood.
"I'll go! You're too mean, aren't you? Even use hidden weapons? Don't you talk about morality? ”
Zhang Xiaoshuai was so angry that his teeth itched, and he tore off the fabric covering his head in three or two clicks, and wanted to throw it directly to the ground to relieve his anger, but he inadvertently swept the thing he was holding in his hand, and he was a little dumbfounded.
Belch... Is this the legend... Underwear? Look at this lace crochet flower, it's really exquisite.