Chapter 30: A paper full of absurdities

"Big brother, big brother, wake up, it's time for us to go!" ”

Xiang opened his eyes in a daze, and a pig's head appeared in his sight, and Xiang subconsciously swung his fist over, and by the time he reacted, the pig's head had sunk into the wall. Xiang stood up, looked at Zhu Bajie who was foaming at the mouth embarrassedly and said, "I'm sorry, the position you are standing in is too handsome, I can't help but punch." ”

Sha Seng pulled Zhu Bajie down, patted the dust on Zhu Bajie's body and said: "Second Senior Brother, I have said that I will call me Senior Brother, every time I call Senior Brother, you will either be beaten or fainted." ”

Zhu Bajie shook his head happily, patted Sha Seng on the shoulder and said, "I'm your senior brother, how can I leave such a dangerous thing to you." Oh! Big brother, it's time for us to go. ”

At this time, Tang Seng appeared with a stern face, looked at Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng indifferently, and then looked in the direction and snapped his fingers and said, "Let's go!" Target Tianzhu! With that, he turned around and walked away without saying a word. Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng sighed, and hurriedly picked up their luggage and chased after them.

The direction at this time is not surprised or bland, sure enough, because of his own compromise, the world has changed according to the setting of the invisible big hands, Zhu Bajie has taken responsibility from being timid and afraid of things, Sha Seng has always been docile and good with his senior brother, and Tang Seng has also changed from a verbose old monk to an old monk with concise and clear language.

Xiang raised his eyebrows, revealing a faint smile, this is good, he can finish the west longitude and leave this ghost time and space as soon as possible. As Xiang was thinking this, suddenly an electronic synthesized voice came up: this plane is over, and the staff has two options, first: stay for two more hours, but the abilities that may be obtained in this plane will be suppressed to only ten minutes per plane. Second: Leave immediately, and the ability of this time and space will be converted into your own ability.

Xiang smiled helplessly, sometimes he really doubted that every step he took was designed, and at this time, he actually gave two choices so humanly (not) sexually (humanized). If you look at it according to the standard of interest first, the direction should be chosen second, after all, all the abilities of Sun Wukong, what a domineering golden finger, don't say anything about Spider-Man Batman, even if Ultron comes to the direction, he can beat him and call him Dad.

- But

Xiang took out a pair of silver bracelets with small bells on them from his arms, and his eyes became gentle, but he had to meet someone, and he owed this person a word.

Xiang Pingping chose the first option, then took a deep breath, put on a cynical expression and walked out of the cave, as soon as he walked out of the cave, he saw the Bodhi Ancestor dressed as a scholar looking at him with a smile.

"You know, in fact, we don't have any conflicts with ourselves, you entered the game by yourself, I'm just pushing the boat down the river, if you want, I can help you get rid of their control." The Bodhi Ancestor dressed as a scholar said with a harmless smile.

Xiang couldn't help laughing, shook his head helplessly while laughing, looked at the Bodhi Ancestor with a bamboo on his face and said, "I said, I am not from this world. If you had been honest with me at the beginning, I might have worked with you, you know, in the beginning, our interests were the same, and now, I want you to die, even though I know that everything seems to have nothing to do with you. ”

The scholar pretended to be the Bodhi Ancestor snorted coldly, looked in the direction and said, "That's nothing!" Since that's the case, then I'm not welcome to blow snow at Simon! As he spoke, the Bodhi Ancestor posed as an independent golden rooster.

And at this moment, the two of them came over in a panic, and while pulling the Bodhi Ancestor, they trembled and said in the direction: "The Great Immortal Lord spares his life, the Great Immortal Lord spares his life, this is a fool, and when he sees people, he thinks he is a character in the story!" We're going to pull him away now. With that, the two of them hurriedly pulled the Bodhi Ancestor and walked away.

The direction pouted, in fact, everyone knows what is going on, but there is no way, within this set of rules, everyone has to pretend to be confused and perform a non-physical performance in the depths of their hearts. Therefore, the direction smiled with relief, and then walked towards the entrance of the cave, and the direction knew that the entrance of the cave and a happy ending were waiting for him to see.

Sure enough, as soon as Xiang walked out of the hole, the characters who had appeared along the way were all happy lives and endings in this cave, and Xiang looked at the surrounding Yi Qiē with cold eyes like a bystander, he suddenly had the idea of watching a farce, shook his head, drove out this real idea, replaced it with a happy thought, and watched the performance with a smile.

The noisy farce finally ended, Xiang walked into the crowd without saying a word, looked at the figure on the city tower that was exactly the same as himself and Zixia, calculated the time, there were almost ten minutes left, Xiang took a deep breath, in exchange for a gust of wind, and then possessed the samurai who looked the same as him.

Xiang felt that his hands were a little trembling, his eyes were a little sour, looking at the familiar and unfamiliar face in front of him, Xiang hugged it fiercely into his arms, and then, under his overwhelmed expression, he showed a faint smile.

"I thought you were in love with the man who drew the sword; I thought that I didn't love you, I just had a crush on you because of the memories of the past; I thought that as long as I didn't accept you, your end would be good; But I found out that I was wrong, I always thought that loving someone takes time, it needs a reason; But in fact, to fall in love is to fall in love. ”

Xiang exhaled, looked at the person in front of him with a confused face, smiled, then looked into her eyes and said: "Love is not divided into time, it comes when it comes, love it doesn't need a reason, just like I thought I had a good impression of the person in my memory but fell in love with you unconsciously!" There is a sentence that I should tell you when I am downstairs in the city, I love you! After speaking, the direction hugged Zixia into his arms again.

Zixia's eyes changed from confused to moved, and then when she hugged her into her arms in the direction, it turned into happiness and satisfaction, and at this moment, the hearts of the two of them were close together. At this moment, Zixia's eyes suddenly became frightened, and she broke free from his embrace with a puzzled look.

Then, Zixia suddenly pushed the direction to the side, and then, the direction watched the tragedy happen again in front of her.

Ah Niu took the blade out of Zixia's body, glanced coldly at Zixia who fell to the ground, and then looked in the direction and said, "Sun Wukong! You killed one hundred and eighty-three lives in my Niujiabao! Today! I'll let you pay with blood!! ”

Xiang had a dull expression, staring at Zixia lying in a pool of blood, he didn't understand why, why he didn't even give him the last bit of good memory. Xiang grabbed the blade that stabbed at him casually, then swung his mana, and then released the blade, without looking at Ah Niu, walked to the pool of blood and hugged Zixia into his arms. At this time, a breeze blew, and I saw that the body of Ah Niu who was fixed there turned into dust and flew away with the wind.

Zixia lay in Xiangxiang's arms, stretched out her blood-stained hands and touched Xiangxiang's cheeks, and said with a smile on her face: "You're not right, he's been running away, saying that we are not people of the same world, I know he likes me, in fact, I liked him when I saw him for the first time, thank you for helping him say these words, he must be very happy with yours!" With you liking her so much, she must be smiling! ”

Xiang shook his head, held the hands that touched his cheeks, and said in a low voice: "It's not her who is happy, but me, because of her liking, I feel very happy." I'm sorry" direction I don't know what to say. And Zixia didn't give him this chance, she looked at the direction with a smile and said: "No, she is very happy, no matter where she is now, she will feel happy because of you, promise me, sue him, let him, smile, and take me to live well." ”

As soon as the words fell, this girl who looked exactly the same as Zixia and was also crazy about love also died. Xiang stood up, looked at his disappearing figure, and yelled with all his strength: "you. Mother. Target! This **** world! Zixia! I love you!!! ”

Xiang woke up from the bed, looked at the surrounding environment, sighed and walked to the coffee table, just wanted to pour himself a glass of water, but saw an eye-catching note on the coffee table. The direction picked up the note, which turned out to be left by Luo Xi:

I've already come back early, and I'm going out for a while while you're hugging that girl who looks exactly like Zixia on the castle tower, so maybe I won't be on an adventure with you in the next few planes. I'm sorry for what happened on this plane, but trust me, I'll do my best to make amends.

Luo Xi.2008.10.25

Xiang looked at this note blankly, not because of the content, but because the word Zixia in the text touched him, he had been hypnotizing the time and space he had experienced since he sat up from the bed was dreamy, a dream in the time and space of Inception, but Luo Xi's note broke the self-deception of the direction.

Xiang smiled self-deprecatingly, turned on the TV on the sofa, and turned on the TV, Xiang couldn't help laughing again, it turned out that the old movie theater of Jiangsu Satellite TV was showing old Hong Kong films again, and this old Hong Kong film was "Journey to the West". Xiang smiled, picked up the remote control and casually changed the station, and this station was playing the TV series "Dream of Red Mansions"

The direction suddenly remembered a passage in "Dream of Red Mansions", and found that changing a few words vividly summarized everything that happened during this time:

Mess around, you sing and I appear, I think I'm smart and can shake the game. It's ridiculous, and in the end it's all for the sake of others.

Volume III

Journey to the West Chapter 1 One Hundred and Three The Man Who Spoils the Situation

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