Chapter 1: The Incredible World
After a period of time, Yiqiē seemed to return to the time when he had not yet become a zero-hour worker, except for watching the sunset in a daze from time to time, Yiqiē was exactly the same as in the past. The direction is reluctant to admit it, but he has indeed been changed by this job, he will first see if he is in his own home every day when he opens his eyes, and when he finds that the surrounding environment is still the same, he doesn't know why, and there will be a sense of loss.
Manna, such a contradictory race, did not admit that he liked the feeling of nervousness at any time, he felt that he was just because the emotional trauma he had received was too strict, and he wanted to divert his attention.
Whatever his reason, his re-crossing began, this time in a peculiar position, he crossed when he was in a tuba, and by the time he lifted his pants and walked out of the toilet, the whole world changed.
Xiang didn't know how to describe what he saw, a man wearing Qing Dynasty clothes, pale face, very long nails, was looking at him with a constipated face, when he saw him come out, he nodded very politely, and then walked into the toilet that Xiang had just come out of.
The direction said that he was already stunned, what did he just see? A zombie-looking thing walked into the toilet and nodded to him before that, pock! Is it the direction that did not wake up? Or didn't wake up from last night's hangover? Xiang remembers that he went to bed at nine o'clock and didn't drink a drop of wine.
Just when he was struggling with whether he was seeing a hallucination, another zombie wearing a hip-hop jacket and headphones in his ears, with a blue face and fangs, appeared. The zombie body swayed, looked behind him, and said in a deep voice, "Dude, there's someone inside?" ”
What did the direction hear? Direction heard a zombie talking to him in hip-hop style, and called him buddy, the world is so crazy, rats don't play hide and seek with cats anymore. Xiang nodded with a slightly distorted face, swallowed his saliva, and cautiously asked the hip-hop zombie who was fascinated with his eyes closed, "Brothers, what year is this year?" What planet is our planet? ”
The hip-hop zombie opened his eyes, glanced at the direction in surprise, and then said with a disdainful face: "I said, your stalk is too old-fashioned, the time-traveling novel is not popular now, and what is popular now is the wasteland flow, okay!" After saying that, the hip-hop zombie shouted in the direction behind his back: "I said, is it a human or a zombie inside!" Can you hurry up? Fell in. ”
Xiang took out his glasses and put them on the bridge of his nose tremblingly, glanced at the hip-hop zombie, and then walked out with a tired and unloving expression. Why does the direction have such an expression? What did he see? Actually, he didn't see anything.
That's the biggest problem! A zombie has no plug-ins like ordinary people, so how did he become a zombie? Mother's single, the essence of the sun and the moon is also a plug-in! However, the conclusion given by the glasses turned out to be nothing! Isn't that the biggest problem?
And why did the direction have a tired and unloving expression, because he didn't expect to travel to the time of a zombie this time, damn, the direction doesn't dare to look at objects that can reflect the image now, for fear of looking up and seeing that he has become a zombie with a blue face and fangs and three sizes of nails. Really, the picture is so beautiful that I can't even think about the direction.
Walking outside the public toilet, the direction gasped, he saw something, this is a place similar to a pedestrian street, on the street, in front of the direction of humans and zombies passing by in an endless stream, some zombies and zombies are talking and laughing together, and some are zombies walking with humans with carefree smiles on their faces, yes, I didn't use the wrong word, it is carefree, because it is a little zombie and a little child.
Xiang felt that his worldview had deepened again, and an idea suddenly popped up in his head, to put those racist people on the earth here to see, what white, black, yellow and yellow disputes have exploded, and see how harmonious the lives of people, cannibalistic zombies and human beings as food.
The direction once again believed in the four words of the world's great harmony, and once again understood what it meant that the thirty-six strategies of **love were all a game, why did he say that, because he saw a handsome boy leading a zombie with a beautiful appearance in addition to fangs and long nails to a hotel, well, maybe people are going to play poker.
The direction suddenly didn't know what to do next, the world is so big, but the direction found that there was no place for himself, because according to the current situation of the direction, he was shocked when he saw a zombie, and he was really afraid that he would be sued for racial discrimination by some zombie protection association.
Moreover, the most important thing is that the direction feels that his legs and stomach are a little weak, there are some people in this world, and the most terrible horror movies can be watched as comedies, while some people, domestic horror films dare not take a look, unfortunately, the direction seems to be the second kind of people. I don't know why, he hasn't done anything bad, but he just doesn't dare to watch ghost movies.
Therefore, you can imagine how many grass and mud horses are galloping in the heart at the moment. Moreover, this damn electronic watch has been going on for so long, and it hasn't been given a task, which gives Sixth Sense a very bad premonition in the direction that has always been very accurate.
"Hey, master, do you know how to walk the black dog's bloody road?" A zombie with a backpack and looking like a travel friend asked in the direction of a cold sweat with a map in hand.
The direction doesn't complain about how bad a dumpling is to stay in the coffin to be a donkey friend or something, the direction just wants to ask, isn't writing tomb robbery novels in this world ****** fantasy but a documentary! The black dog blood road, this must be to commemorate a certain Ba Sing and a certain third uncle in the documentary text realistic and distracted, advocating that there is no buying and selling, no killing, and singing the street named after the zombies in order to protect property and fight against the evil forces of mankind.
It must be like this, otherwise, it is impossible to explain how the idea of seeking death such as a dumpling to find black dog blood came from. Hey, life is really lonely like snow, and the direction feels that in this world, maybe only you know what these stalks mean, ah, off topic.
After the direction showed this zombie traveler that he was also a foreign population, he finally made up his mind, walked down the steps, and walked into the zombies and the flow of people. This is what the direction learned from dealing with dogs.
It's really glad that this move was not discovered, otherwise it would have been sued by the corpse rights organization.
Just walking aimlessly, if the life of a person is also a kind of ability, unconsciously, the direction saw an Internet café, please note, the direction is not an Internet addict, but because the Internet café represents the Internet, and the Internet represents the world. What is called Xiucai knows the world without going out, this is it!
However, the direction missed a little, he was looking for a regular Internet café, and the regular Internet café needs a thing called an ID card to access the Internet, unfortunately, the direction seems to be a black household in this world, and every time these small things are properly prepared by the electronic watch This time there are not too many things for the direction, only put some currency in the wallet.
The direction of the depressed face out of the Internet café, continue to walk aimlessly on the street, just walked two steps, the direction found a familiar sign, this sign just heard people say, yes, it is the black dog blood road, so that the direction does not know whether to be happy or helpless things happened, his complaint came true, two tall statues erected at the entrance of the street.
Just when the direction looked at the introduction next to the sculpture with a painful face, someone next to him spoke: "I said buddy, why are you kneeling in this place?" Xiang glanced up at the delicate-looking human standing next to him, and said calmly: "It's okay, it's just that my knee is a little broken." ”
After speaking, Direction stood up, patted the dust on his knees, stretched out his hand, and said with a smile on his face: "Hello, Direction, profession is a freelance writer!" The young human also stretched out his hand and shook the direction and said, "Hello, Huang Xing, the profession is a zombie detective. ”
Xiang looked at Huang Xing with a look of surprise, and said in a surprised tone, "You are a zombie detective?" Great, I'm trying to write a detective novel, I wonder if I can talk to you. ”
Directions know what a zombie detective is? Of course he didn't know, but there was no way, when Huang Xing spoke to him, the synthesized sound of the electronic watch sounded in his ears:
Task: Help Huang Xing complete the task and issue an invitation letter after the peak of the strong
Time limit: three months
Props: None
Reward: Cloud-seeking Feather Musket
Punishment: Recently, a certain blowing lamp world lacked a dumpling in the soil
Requirements: Do not reveal your identity as a traverser
The mission has to be completed when it comes, so not to mention that Huang Xing said that he is a zombie detective, even if he says that he is Sailor Moon, he has to show 120,000 points of interest.
Huang Xing heard the words of the direction, then looked at the direction with an interested expression, and said with some embarrassment: "That I, the zombie detective, is self-appointed, I just thought of it in a flash of inspiration, you"
Direction's face fell, he really didn't expect that this guy who looked polite and polite and looked like a simple and sunny boy was actually a bastard who lied and didn't even blink his eyes!
Seeing a painful look in the direction, Huang Xing showed a sunny smile and said, "I lied to you just now, I am really a zombie detective, but I am the only one in this industry at present." ”
Pit daddy! What about the most basic trust between people?
I don't know why, the direction has a feeling that the IQ has been suppressed for this guy who has just appeared, and this feeling is very bad, very bad
PS: The first chapter of the third volume is delivered.,If you don't know much about the world.,You can leave a message in the comment area to ask questions.,I'm the one who did the worldview and outline.。 Of course, the story will also reveal a little bit of basic world viewing, and the background of this time and space is so large that I can almost open another book. By the way, there are a few chapters in the first volume that are repeated, and I have corrected them, and I sent a red envelope to apologize, don't blame me if I didn't grab it.
PS2: The new volume asks for collections, asks for recommendation votes, and asks for clicks.
PS3: 200,000 words I will post this book's QQ group, so everyone hurry up and speak, otherwise I will be embarrassed to put the QQ number.