Dog! Dog! Dog! A lot of dogs appeared in front of Direction, and Direction felt that he was about to be scared to death, why did so many dogs suddenly appear, etc.! The dog suddenly disappeared, who was this person and why was he so afraid of him? Why?

Suddenly, he felt a suffocation, and then, his ears could no longer hear the sounds around him, and his eyes became brighter and brighter, and then a woman who could not be described in words appeared in front of Direction, and stretched out her hand to him with a smile on her face. Xiang suddenly felt that he had become numb since he came out of the Journey to the West, and his heart suddenly beat violently.

Xiang thinks that he is not a flowery person, but at this moment, he knows that he is in love with this woman, looking at her who recruited him, he has a smile on his face, he will leave with her now, whatever he does, as long as he is by his side.

But at this moment, a familiar voice suddenly sounded, and suddenly there was a pain in the cheek, and the woman who made Xiang Xiang's heart move again suddenly disappeared at this time, and immediately after, Xiang sat up from the ground.

He looked at his surroundings, grabbed Deadpool who was squatting aside, looked unhappy, and gritted his teeth and said, "Why wake me up!" ”

Deadpool spread his hands and said while showing that he was harmless: "Hey dude, although I am the cheapest and most stinky and beautiful person, I may not like to take a bath, but I saved you!" You almost killed Bane! Even if you don't feel for me, don't take revenge like this! ”

"What happened to me?" Direction sighed, let go of his hand and asked.

"I said it all, I took the money to fight that Bane, and I wondered if this guy was a shaker, but it turned out that it was to trick you into the game, and while you watched me fight with Bane, the scarecrow was hiding in that bucket next to you. I thought you were fine, because your brother said you were using the scarecrow's fear of the poisonous fog as a stimulant, but it turned out that your brother bragged and you weren't as neurotic as he was. ”

Deadpool leaned in the direction and asked shyly, "Tell me, what do you see?" Why don't you want to wake up all of a sudden? Why did you put on such a lewd look when Bane was about to kill you? Are you the one who shakes m? “

Xiang Bai glanced at Deadpool, frowned and said: "I saw a person I don't know, I don't know why, I obviously don't know him, but there is a fear that emanates from my heart, and then a light appeared in front of my eyes, and then, a woman appeared in front of me, a very beautiful woman, I am willing to die for her." ”

"Isn't it! I've got another rival! Deadpool wailed and took out the sword on his back and pointed in the direction and said, "From today onwards, you are not allowed to die, the goddess of death is mine!" Even Thanos doesn't want to snatch her! ”

"Goddess of Death? Are you saying that what I just saw was the Goddess of Death? Wait a minute, my mind is a little messy, why do you fall in love with the goddess of death when you can't die? And Thanos! He's here too? "The direction is a little flustered, if Thanos also comes, the direction is afraid that he will not be able to hold out to Batman's return, so he will have to amplify his moves.

Deadpool waved his hand, put away his twin swords, shrugged his shoulders and said, "Of course he didn't come, although I don't want to admit it, but that guy is too terrifying, if he comes, the Avengers and X-Men guys will definitely come." As for me, you don't know my background! I used to be very difficult to die, it's not that I can't die, at a time of death, I met the love of my life, the goddess of death, I wanted to go with him at that time, who knew that Thanos actually liked the goddess of death, in order to prevent me from getting my lover, he actually cursed me, so, I am now immortal. ”

"So you keep dying? Just to see the goddess of death as soon as possible? "Direction is a little unsure of what to say, what should I say he is nervous? Or is he affectionate?

Deadpool waved his hand embarrassedly, touched his head and said shyly: "Not exactly, being dead is a part of my life, just like masturbation and mouthing!" If not, the audience won't like me. Of course, I usually don't show them any jerkers, and if there are kids, my movies will be classified as restricted, which is unacceptable to me because the other bastards are tutoring. ”

The direction was full of black lines, and he could understand what he said, but he really couldn't understand what he meant. He knows that Deadpool is a member of Marvel, but now he is obviously in a time and space that does not belong to Marvel, and he breaks the fourth wall to talk to whom! Could it be that all the qiē experienced by the direction was written or drawn by someone? Directions are no joke! How can it be.

"Author, do you really want to use such a silly and sweet guy as the protagonist? Replace me! I really want to meet the audience friends in Huaxia! And I talk so much, we don't need to worry about the number of words or anything, no! Readers, don't you want me to be the main character? Replace this guy! I'm going to do my best, and if I need to, I can go to your house in women's clothes to find you! ”

Listening to Deadpool's nonsense, Xiang looked at the surrounding scene helplessly, what about people? What about Bane and the Scarecrow? Where did they go? Direction's face changed, and before he could speak, a loud noise suddenly sounded, Deadpool walked to the direction, shook his head and said: "Don't blame me, take money to do things, I am a person with professional ethics, I saved you and violated the agreement, so I have to drag you." ”

"When will it be delayed until me?" Xiang asked helplessly.

"It's over, that loud bang just now is a signal, my employment career is over."

"Can you tell me, what did that loud bang mean?"

"Oh, it's nothing, it's just a normal collapse, yes! We're stuck here. Deadpool said nonchalantly.

"What ?!!" Direction grabbed Deadpool again, he really didn't know what to say about this guy who had no morals in his heart. With a sigh, he let go of Deadpool and casually found a direction towards the darkness.

Deadpool was caught twice in the direction and was not angry, and said with a smile: "It's okay, we don't lack anything, we need food to have my body, we need water to have my blood, we need someone to sleep with you, and I have my ass." You've made a fortune! As long as you can overcome the problem of eating human flesh and not being able to get boys. Ay! If I had taken my women's clothes, you might have been better off. But I'm quite satisfied with my ****. ”

Direction thinks if he wants to try if Deadpool really can't die. Or you can pluck Deadpool's tongue out and see how long it takes!

Maybe being locked up with a nervous foul-mouthed nag is the biggest torture for direction!