Chapter 15: Goodbye Deadpool

"Fear is a pleasant thing!" The Riddler said with a smile as he stood next to the penguin.

"Is this a riddle?" The direction was not in a hurry, leaned his head against the car window, looked at the Riddler with a playful smile and said.

"Perhaps, he does have a mystery hidden in it, but now I speak of him as a sigh. Because, my friend, our time is coming. You know? Is the sky changing in Gotham City? The Riddler said mysteriously.

Direction shrugged his shoulders and moved his gaze to the clown, who patted his head and said impatiently: "First, we are not friends, and second, I read the weather forecast in the psychiatric hospital in the morning, and today is a good day." ”

"You know we're not talking about clowns who mean that." The penguin man fiddled with the umbrella in his hand and said lightly.

Xiang opened the car door and walked down, looked at the penguin man condescendingly, smiled but said with a cold look in his eyes: "Then, you can tell me what happened, otherwise, I will settle the matter with you if you lose my toy." ”

"Clown, you're threatening me," the Riddler could finish his sentence when a bullet hit between his eyebrows, and the Clown held his gun and said with a hideous smile on his face, "No, we're not threatening you, we're telling you how dangerous this thing you are doing." ”

The penguin man was stunned, he couldn't have imagined that the two people who were surrounded by real guns and live ammunition not only dared to threaten people, but also dared to kill, and they also said that they would do it, and they would kill without any warning. Truth be told, although the penguin man has always known about the madness of these two brothers, when this madness really happens in front of his eyes, he, a supervillain who does nothing evil, can't help but want to scream.

But Xiang screamed before him, and saw Xiang quickly snatch the penguin's umbrella, point at the clown and say, "What the hell are you doing, don't you know how rude it is to interrupt people?" And can't you just talk to me? Look at my filthy blood, don't you know that I have a deep aversion to blood? ”

"I don't know, when did you start hating blood?"

"From the moment you blow up this green guy, damn it, what kind of laundry detergent am I going to use to wash this stuff off! And you, Penguin! You'd better sue me now, or I'll stab you to death with this umbrella that came from nowhere!" As he spoke, he pointed the umbrella at the penguin again.

The penguin man wanted to say that this umbrella was his, but he didn't dare to say more and didn't dare to move, who knows what this neurotic will do, others don't know that as the owner of this umbrella, this umbrella is a super sharp weapon, in case it is accidentally opened by this posture, this umbrella will shoot out a highly poisonous hidden weapon.

So, as a smart man, the penguin man obediently spoke: "It's Bane, Quinn who was expelled from the ninja master, and he wants to fulfill the ninja master's will and destroy Gotham City, so he found us, let's find the super villains to join as much as possible." ”

"Bane!" Direction muttered the name, frowning, he knew the name, but to be honest, it was far less well-known than the Penguin, the Riddler, and the Joker. Although he is also a supervillain, no matter how he thinks about it, he would have such a plan. Why do you say that, because in the comics, Bane is a villain who goes to prison in place of his father and then becomes a military poisoned supersoldier, when did he become related to the ninja master? And Damian, a little fart kid, hasn't appeared yet, why did Master Ninja, Batman's teacher and father-in-law, hang up?

"Made, this world has been changed by demons!" Xiang muttered something in a low voice, then looked at the penguin man and said, "Tell me, where is this guy Bane's lair, I'll go and meet this guy who wants to play such a big trick." ”

The penguin man pointed to the ground, nodded in the direction, and looked at the clown sitting in the car, who sighed and raised his pistol to pull the trigger in the penguin's terrified gaze. Xiang put down his umbrella, pretended to make a cross, and said without feeling: "May your God bless you!" Of course, this is on the premise that he is blind. ”

After speaking, regardless of the direction of the clown in the car, the policemen who had already put their thumbs on the trigger after he killed two people in a row, leisurely walked to a manhole cover, opened the manhole cover, turned his head and said to the clown sitting in the car: "I'll go down and have a look, you go back first." The tone was as if the clown was surrounded not by long spears and short cannons, but by tall grass mustards.

As for the clown, he nodded indifferently, as if the direction was not to find a super villain, but to go to someone else's house and say: "Okay, be careful on the road, go early and return early." ”

Direction jumped down the underground well, looked at the complicated road and patted his head regretfully, he shouldn't kill the penguin, this complex environment, even if the direction has the speed of the Flash, he has to find when!

At this moment, a loud noise suddenly came, the direction of the face changed, and quickly ran in the direction of the sound, I have to say, with this sound as a reference, the direction quickly saw what he wanted to see. Moreover, an acquaintance was also seen in the direction.

"Hey, Lei Fengxia, why are you here all of a sudden?" A guy surrounded by angry red tights, dodging Bane's attack while pointing in the direction.

"Little cheap, I don't want to come either, but I heard that there is a good show here, so I came!" Direction smiled and stood in place, watching Deadpool and Bane fight.

"Oh my God! Don't tell me that the good drama you said has something to do with me, in that case, it means that your information network is too developed, and I don't want to even be known about making out with your girlfriend in the future, especially I still have some habits that are difficult to speak, so I can't let you know. Although Deadpool was said to be very difficult, the interest in chatting still made him say a lot of things that he didn't have.

Directed the left ear in and out of the right ear to filter out these words, and then said slowly, "Can you tell me why you fought with this big guy?" Is it because you want to be down there and he doesn't? Truth be told, his boobs are indeed bigger than yours! ”

"Damn! What are you talking about?! Deadpool was stunned for a moment, and was slapped against the wall by Bane, and Deadpool, who reacted, continued to dodge Bane's attack while saying, "What nonsense are you talking about!" I've always loved being down there! Fart! It's my sex. Fun has nothing to do with it. I'm here because of money, and someone paid for it, hired me to fight this big guy with a filter, well, by the way, bother your attention again. ”

"What?" Before he could finish speaking, a burst of green objects sprayed in front of his eyes.

PS: Lazy cancer is happening again, and I need you to let me count jΓΉ better before it can be treated.