"Okay, now you can tell me who you really are." Xiang patted the dust on his feet, looked at the white-eyed old man lying on the ground and said.

The white-eyed old man wanted to cry, he beat himself as soon as he knew what he was lacking in virtue and didn't even give him a chance, these two people were really good and bad.

The direction seems to see what the white-eyed old man is thinking, or even just wants to be angry with the white-eyed old man. I saw that Xiang Xiang said to the Supreme Treasure with a relaxed face: "Helper, how about it, is it much better to feel better after beating someone." ”

The white-eyed old man was discouraged, and looked at the Supreme Treasure with a comfortable nod, he understood that the name he had just played was called "punching bag" also known as "punching bag"

The white-eyed old man sat up, sighed and said, "My name is Bodhi Ancestor, I am an immortal, and I am here to save you this time." ”

"Save us?" Supreme Treasure raised his eyebrows and said disdainfully: "Just you still save others?" You don't know what level you are! ”

Bodhi Ancestor snorted, then hurriedly stepped back to avoid the flying feet of the Supreme Treasure, and said with a proud face: "I said it all, I can't use spells on mortals, otherwise you two would have been finished a long time ago." And it doesn't matter, the important thing is that you already have two goblins here, you know? ”

"Hey! I said pounce on your mother, our Wuyue Mountain is desolate and empty, what are the goblins looking for us? Look at us, do you look good? Supreme Treasure asked with a puzzled expression.

Bodhi Ancestor stood up and said to the Supreme Treasure with a dissatisfied face: "What do you mean to pounce on your mother!" It's not right to swear! My name is Bodhi Ancestor. ”

After correcting the words of the Supreme Treasure, Bodhi Ancestor was about to explain why the demon came to this place but was interrupted by the voice of the direction: "Because five hundred years ago, this place was called Wuzhi Mountain, and the reincarnation of Sun Wukong was here, and the reincarnation of Tang Sanzang would also come here." That's what these two goblins are here for. ”

Bodhi Ancestor looked at the direction with a surprised expression and said in disbelief, "How do you know these things?" It's a secret! ”

Xiang pursed his lips and thought, "If this is loneliness, why have you been drunk for so long?" Thinking so in his heart, he said, "Because my wife is one of the monsters." ”

"What! Spring Thirty Niang is a monster! Then Miss Jingjing......" Supreme Treasure said with a look of disbelief.

"That's right, they're all monsters, and I only found out what was going on by overhearing their conversation." Xiang said calmly.

"So how did you become married to a youkai? Are you the second master...... Also? Supreme Treasure frowned and looked in the direction, and said with a suspicious expression.

Get out of the way, get out of the way, the direction is about to release the skills, I saw that the direction suddenly turned dark, and began to talk serious nonsense: "Because Chun Thirty Niang knelt directly on the ground at the beginning and told me that she was a weak woman and lonely, if I didn't help her block, I would definitely be bullied by those bachelors of our Axe Gang when I entered the cottage." ”

"So you said yes?"

"That's right! I saw that she was very beautiful, and I was also a single dog, and I met this beautiful upside down post that was not sick or smelly and had a normal IQ, and I couldn't hold it anymore! The direction said with a look of course.

Bodhi Ancestor and Supreme Treasure glanced at each other, and then spat in the direction of Xingzi, and said two words in unison with a disdainful face: "Scumbag!" ”

I don't know if it's an illusion of direction, but the direction heard a thick unwillingness and sourness in these two words.

Supreme Treasure stood up and stretched, and said in the direction: "The story is very exciting, there is nothing wrong with this tuo you invited except for a little exaggerated acting skills, okay, you two fuck me off, I'm going to sleep." ”

Xiang's eyes widened, and he looked at the Supreme Treasure and said, "I said helper, don't you believe what I said!" Why?! ”

Supreme Treasure said with a look on his face, don't pretend, uncle, I have already seen through it: "Why? Who told me that Bai Jingjing likes white men? Who lied to me that Bai Jingjing liked Little Apple? ”

The direction was speechless, so he directly hit the back of the head of the Bodhi Ancestor, and then said, "Bodhi Laoru, do you have any way to make the helper believe?" ”

Bodhi Ancestor touched the back of his head and said with a look of grievance: "My name is Bodhi Ancestor, not Bodhi Ancestor, and if you ask, why do you want to beat me, isn't it a traditional virtue to respect the old and love the young?" ”

Xiang blinked, then hit the back of the Bodhi Ancestor's head, and said with a natural expression: "Because I'm a thief!" ”

What he said was so reasonable, Bodhi Ancestor was speechless. Therefore, for the sake of the back of his head, the Bodhi Ancestor handed a small bronze mirror to the Supreme Treasure and said: "This mirror is not ordinary, the goblin can be illuminated, if you want to ask what its name is, Haotian Hexagram Zhao Demon Flag!" ”

"Oh, this thing is a flag!" The Supreme Treasure weighed the mirror in his hand, looked at the Bodhi Ancestor with a playful expression and said.

Bodhi Ancestor shook his head sternly and said, "No, it's a mirror, I said it's just to rhyme." ”

Hearing this, the Supreme Treasure felt that his unicorn arm was about to move again, and when he was about to teach the Bodhi Ancestor not to play with Allegro, there was a knock on the door, and at the same time there was a delicate female voice: "Helper, are you there?" ”

Supreme Treasure took a breath of cool air, looked at the two of them at a loss and said, "Bai Jingjing is here, what should I do?" If she's a demon, will she kill me? What if she's not a demon and wants to sleep with me? In this big night, the latter is very likely! ”

Xiang admired the shameless appearance of the Supreme Treasure, so Xiang whispered while pushing it to the door, "Don't you have a demon mirror in your hand?" Go and see if this Bai Jingjing is a monster. After saying that, Xiang pulled the door with his hand, and then hid behind the door.

Supreme Treasure looked at Bai Jingjing, who had a coquettish face, swallowed his saliva, and then said with a smirk: "I don't know what happened to Miss Jingjing when the third watch came to find her at night?" ”

Bai Jingjing Orchid pointed at this temple, looking at the starry sky and posing, taking advantage of this time, the Supreme Treasure hurriedly took a look at Bai Jingjing with the demon mirror, and the result was of course very touching, looking at the exaggerated expression of the Supreme Treasure, you can know that this result should be the first one he said.

At this time, Bai Jingjing, who had finished posing, looked at the Supreme Treasure and said, "It's not like I accidentally had some misunderstanding with the helper not long ago, which made the slave family sleepless at night, so I came to apologize to the helper." ”

The Supreme Treasure was sweating profusely, pretending to be calm and smiling and nodded, then pointed to the sky with a look of surprise and said, "Wow, what a big sun." ”

While Bai Jingjing looked up at the sky in confusion to find the sun he said, the Supreme Treasure took a detailed look at the demon mirror from all directions, and then, the Supreme Treasure with a confused face took a step back and closed the door.

Bai Jingjing, who turned around, almost didn't touch her nose, snorted coldly, scolded a nervous disorder, and left in a huff.

"What to do, what to do! Bai Jingjing is really a monster! What should we do with the grapes? By the way, aren't you a god? Cast a spell! The Supreme Treasure pulled the collar of the Bodhi Ancestor and said.

Bodhi Ancestor didn't want to correct the matter about his name, so he broke free of the Supreme Treasure's hand and said, "These two goblins are not ordinary, their master is the Pansi Great Immortal, and both of them have treasures given by the Pansi Great Immortal, so we can only outwit and not attack." Come, I have hundreds of invisibility charms here, you send them to your brothers, and then we will quietly enter the village, don't shoot guns. ”

The Supreme Treasure took the invisibility talisman and turned his head to look in the direction, and at this time, he looked at the Bodhi Ancestor fixedly, with a pair of black-framed glasses on the bridge of his nose. When he found that the Supreme Treasure looked at him, he withdrew his glasses expressionlessly, shook his head and said, "I think this matter should be handed over to another person." ”

"Who?"

"Him!"

PS: The first chapter is delivered, and the second chapter will be around five or seven o'clock in the afternoon!

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