"Life is short, love you never!" Leave! No! Abandon! You're my little apple! ”

"Shut up! That's enough! Shut up! ”

Bai Jingjing, who came back to her senses, looked at the Supreme Treasure who was still maintaining her dancing moves with an angry face, and shouted angrily: "I didn't expect it to be you, a stinky monkey!" ”

"Huh? Monkey? "Supreme Treasure is a little confused, although this dance is very joyful, but it is not like a monkey jumping up and down.

"Monkey King!"

"Monkey King?" Supreme Treasure is even more confused, why did he become Sun Wukong again? Could it be that Sun Wukong is a monkey who can jump small apples?

"Do you think you just have to become human!"

"Human?" Supreme Treasure is now confirmed, Sun Wukong is a monkey who can jump small apples and change into a human. He felt that he should explain to Jingjing that although he and the monkey were both primates, they were genetically different.

"It seems that I don't need samadhi bone fire, you won't admit it!" As he spoke, Bai Jingjing Jade pointed at the Supreme Treasure with his hand.

With Bai Jingjing's finger, the Supreme Treasure's hand immediately ignited into flames, and the Supreme Treasure shouted loudly while shaking the fire on his hand: "What are you doing!" How suddenly it caught fire! Although the monkey named Monkey King may also jump the little apple, we are of different races! Why are you suffering? Why bother? ”

"Am I mistaken?"

Bai Jingjing frowned and flew to the side of the Supreme Treasure to extinguish the fire, the Supreme Treasure breathed a sigh of relief, looked at Bai Jingjing with an unhappy face and said, "Why are you burning me with fire!" ”

Bai Jingjing didn't answer this question, but shouted at the Supreme Treasure with a stinky face: "What are you doing with your beard shaved?" Don't you know that you have no beard and no personality at all? ”

"The second master said that you don't like hairy ......," said the Supreme Treasure resignedly.

Bai Jingjing sighed, hated iron and steel, and said, "Hey! You believe whatever he says! Wen is not a martial artist, you don't want to be a thief and you want to be a champion? ”

"I've thought about ......"

Bai Jingjing rolled her eyes and said with a disdainful expression: "Save you!" What an image to change! Do your promising career as a bandit! ”

The Supreme Treasure was moved, nodded solemnly, turned around and ran in the direction of his room, shouting as he walked: "I know!" I'm going to do my best!! ”

Bai Jingjing's face became flat, and she looked at the back of the Supreme Treasure and whispered to herself: "It's not good, it's like a stinky monkey." After saying this, Bai Jingjing left Xiaoqiao a little lonely, and she didn't know what she thought of.

After the two of them left, the direction came out of the corner, looked at the full moon above his head, and said casually: "Ask what the world is like, and make life and death promise!" Oops! ”

As soon as he finished reading the two sentences, a lump of grapes suddenly fell from the sky and fell on his body. Xiang rubbed his head, picked up the grapes that fell on the ground, raised a playful smile at the corner of his mouth, and then said to himself with a pompous expression: "Damn! Grapes from the sky? I'll have to talk to the helper about this. ”

After speaking, the direction shook a piece of grapes and walked towards the Supreme Treasure Road room.

And at this time, the Supreme Treasure, who had just returned to his room, was hurriedly putting the cut beard on his face, and said to himself while pasting it: "I was deceived, what else did Miss Jingjing say that she didn't like the hair on other people's faces!" Miss Ming Jingjing likes me on the rough side! Second, I don't share the sky with you! Hey, I don't know if that's okay. ”

After sticking a beard indiscriminately, Supreme Treasure looked at himself in the mirror and said with a narcissistic expression: "Although it is a little messy, it has recovered a little bit of brilliance." As he spoke, the Supreme Treasure pressed another bush of beard to the door of his head.

Just when the Supreme Treasure looked at his narcissism in the mirror and walked towards the Supreme Treasure room with grapes in the direction, in the Niutou Mountain, hundreds of miles away, a minotaur with an iron ring on his nose was grabbing an old scalper and laughing.

"I didn't expect it! Five hundred years later, the monkey and Tang Seng came out again! Little ones! Clean up the guys, let's go eat Tang monk meat. After speaking, the minotaur threw the old ox aside, and summoned a gust of demonic wind to blow in the direction of Wuyue Mountain.

……………

"Hey, sure enough, I still look better with this sexy beard!" The Supreme Treasure held the bronze mirror and muttered to himself while touching the beard that had been glued on with great difficulty.

At this moment, the door was suddenly kicked open, and the bronze mirror in the hand of the Supreme Treasure was frightened by the sudden sound and fell to the ground. Supreme Treasure took a deep breath, turned around and scolded: "Second master! You're going to die! I haven't gone looking for you yet, you're coming to find me! Good! Let's calculate the new account and the old account together! ”

The direction was startled, and after jumping back, he raised the grapes in his hand to the front and said, "Slow down, I picked up a bunch of grapes!" This bunch of grapes actually fell from the sky. You say strange or not! ”

The Supreme Treasure leaned back, pushed away the grapes in his hand with disdain and said, "Do you think I look like a fool?" Can I believe it? ”

"What he said is true, I did come from heaven."

"Who's talking? Who is it? The Supreme Treasure carried the grapes, looked back and forth, left and right, and did not find the third person's deposit.

"I'm the bunch of grapes in your hand!"

"What?" Supreme Treasure's eyes widened, and he subconsciously threw the grapes out, just behind the wall of a degree, and then, a bald old man with white eyebrows and squinting eyes appeared in front of Supreme Treasure and Direction.

The Supreme Treasure took a step back, and then turned his gaze in the direction, and the direction endured a smile and nodded firmly, and then, the two of them moved their eyes to the white-eyed old man at the same time.

The white-eyed old man raised his joyful eyebrows, looked at the two of them with some regret and said, "I said, what do you two want to do?" Sue you, I'm a god, and I'm a personality. The orientation is very correct to the immortals. Don't go to me, I can do it again. ”

Supreme Treasure didn't say a word of nonsense, he kicked the white-eyed old man to the L strong with a very disrespectful kick of the old man and the young, and then, the next scene was very restrictive and very brutal, anyway, in the dust, the cry of pain was like blood crying. The sound and the scene are really sad for those who hear it, and those who see it cry. Why the tears? Because the dust is too big.

After a period of exercise that was very beneficial to the direction and the Supreme Treasure, the white-eyed old man sat up with a disgraced face and said to the two of them: "Sue you, it's not that I can't beat you, but as an immortal, I don't want to do anything with you." If you have the ability, come and beat me again! ”

Looking at the white-bearded old man's cheap expression, Supreme Treasure and Xiang glanced at each other, and invariably raised his foot and kicked at the white-eyed old man.

White eyebrows lay on the ground, with a look of being played badly. He wanted to know that he had calculated a hexagram before he came! The hexagram clearly said that he only had to be beaten by an ordinary person this time, how did he become an ordinary person and a god with divine power?

"This is a daddy!"

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ISBN: 1001342619

Title: Killing Generals in Troubled Times