Chapter 109: Zhu Bajie's Deception

The pig Bajie into the deep mountain, and there are four or five miles, only to see the mountain recess in the large square three blue stones, the size of the difference is not big, so he moved, put down the palladium, and sang a big song to the stone.

Sun Wukong smiled secretly: "This stupid ~ son! The stone is not a human being, and he can't speak, and he can't return the courtesy, so what is it to sing him, but it's not a blind account? ”

It turned out that Zhu Bajie put the stone in front of the three Tang monks and Sha monks and walkers, and practiced towards them.

He lied unhurriedly: "I went back this time and met the master, if the master asks if there are any monsters?" I'll just say there are youkai. What mountain did he ask? If I say that it is made of mud, or of earth, or of tin, or of brass, or of steam, of papier-mΓ’chΓ©, or of strokes, they will say that I am stupid, and if I say this, I will be stunned, and they will know that I am lying. I'll only say it's a stone mountain, and he won't doubt it; When he asked what the hole was, he said only that it was a hole in stone. He asked what the door was, but he said that it was a nail of iron leaf; He asked how far it was, and said that there were three floors inside. Ten years to search again, asked how many nails there were on the door, only to say that the old pig heart was busy remembering it was not true. Make up here to stop and coax that Bi Ma Wen to go! He laughed as he spoke, thinking that he was so smart!

Zhu Bajie figured it out, dragged the palladium, and went back to his hometown, how did he know that the walker was behind his ears, and he could understand it one by one. When the walker saw him returning, he immediately went back with his wings in advance, and appeared to see the master in his original body.

After Zhu Bajie finished speaking, he left and walked away. The three little demons transformed back and laughed.

"Grandpa, grandma, this wild monster is also a fool, and he actually chattered to the three stones for a long time. He also said that this is a stone mountain, a stone monster. What a nasty and cheesy name! And our king, the stone monster, phew! He dared to say it too! "It's a smile. But the anger in the little demon's heart continued unabated, pointing to the back of Zhu Bajie leaving and scolding, "Don't let me see you again, otherwise Lao Tzu will beat you with a lot of fart!" ”

Hua Yu thought for a moment, and waited for the little demon to stop a little before she spoke: "Sister, why don't you go back first." I want to see what the hell that fat guy is doing here? ”

"Eleven, what do you want to do?" The nine-tailed fox asked worriedly.

"Sister, don't worry, I'm just looking at what that wild monster wants to do? Looks like there's someone else behind that monster. I'd like to see if they have done any harm to our two nephews, so I can warn them in time. Hua Yu said coquettishly.

"Well," said the nine-tailed fox disappointedly, "you're too old." So much out. It's an assertive, now I can't keep you, you can do what you like, as long as you're safe, you can help the two cadres, don't force you if you can't help you, those two cadres have a few powerful treasures, there will be no danger. You can rest assured that ......" although he said whatever he wanted, his words were full of worry.

"Sister. Don't worry, I will return to the Dragon Mountain safely, and the future of the fox clan will have to be supported by me! I won't disappoint my sister, let alone my parents! Hua Yu nodded cautiously.

After some words, the nine-tailed fox left with the little demon, and Hua Yu was left alone.

Hua Yu thought, that Zhu Bajie should come again, and he was not in a hurry, watching the direction of the nine-tailed fox leaving.

Since he stayed, he would definitely not be able to follow the nine-tailed fox with him at that time.

"Sister, if the little demon sent by the Golden Horn and Silver Horn invites you to come over in the future, my sister must be careful, there are wild monsters in this mountain, and my sister is extremely cautious." Hua Yu hurriedly admonished.

"Okay, okay, I see, be careful yourself." The nine-tailed fox smiled and replied loudly.

Hua Yu wandered around for a while, waiting for her moment.

Sun Wukong came back, Tang Seng hurriedly took two steps forward and asked: "Wukong, you are here, why don't you see Wu come back?" ”

Sun Wukong smiled: "He made up lies there, and he will come soon." ”

Tang Seng didn't believe it, and persuaded: "His ears cover his eyes, and even a foolish person, what kind of lie will he make?" It's what kind of nonsense you're making up again. ”

Pedantic villain......

Sun Wukong complained: "Master, you are just such a short-sighted, this is a question." ”

He said in advance that he had slept in the grass, and had been awakened by woodpeckers, and had sung to the stones, and had made up the words of the stone mountain, and the stone cave, and the iron leaf gate, and the elves.

After speaking, not long after, the Zhu Bajie walked back, and he was afraid that he would forget the lie, so he lowered his head and studied in his mouth.

Sun Wukong stepped forward and shouted the Zhu Bajie, interrupting those review words.

Sun Wukong drank and said: "Stay ~ son!" What do you say? ”

Zhu Bajie lifted his ears to take a look, and said blankly: "I'm on the ground!" ”

The Zhu Bajie stepped forward and knelt down, Tang Seng picked it up, and said distressedly: "Apprentice, it's hard." ”

Zhu Bajie was not hypocritical at all, not weak at all, and said bluntly: "Exactly." Walking and climbing, how can you say that it is not hard! ”

Tang Seng asked, "Are there any monsters?" Although he asked according to Sun Wukong's words, his heart was still biased towards Zhu Bajie.

It's really fat, someone hurts. Fat people are all vacated!

Tang Seng asked again: "How did you send you?" ”

Zhu Bajie replied seriously: "He asked me to be the ancestor of the pig, the grandfather of the pig, arrange some noodle soup and vegetarian food, teach me to eat a meal, and said, send us over the mountain." ”

It's really a lie that people don't play drafts. Monsters eat vegetarian vermicelli, so is it still a monster?

can be Zhu Bajie's temperament, if there is really such a good monster, there is still to wait for the master to ask a reply, but I am afraid that I will start to tremble before I go far.

Tang Seng didn't think there was anything, he was wishing that all the monsters in the world were good, and they wouldn't eat him.

Sun Wukong gritted his teeth fiercely, trembling with anger, this old monk who protects the short guard, doesn't ask the topic, let's go, if you don't ask, then my old grandson will offend people! said: "Did you fall asleep in the grass, and you said it in a dream?" ”

Dumb~ When the son heard this, he was scared three inches shorter, how did this Bi Ma Wen know, he panicked, and said secretly: "Grandpa!" How do I know when I sleep with him? ”

Sun Wukong stepped forward, grabbed his ear, and shouted, "Come here, wait for me to ask you." ”

Dumb~ Zi panicked again, trembling, panicked in his heart, and said: "Just ask, what's the matter?" Let go of me. ”

Sun Wukong asked, "What kind of mountain is this?" ”

Zhu Bajie replied: "It's a stone mountain." "I didn't dare to look into everyone's eyes, and I dodged a little.

Sun Wukong asked again: "What cave?" ”

Zhu Bajie replied: "It's a stone cave." ”

"What door?"

"It's a nailed iron leaf door."

"How far is it?"

"It's three floors inside."

The two asked and answered, the more Zhu Bajie said, the bigger the fire in Sun Wukong's heart became, the more Tang Seng listened, the more helpless he became, and Monk Sha was more disappointed.

(To be continued.) )