Chapter 110: Relative
Sun Wukong saw that the question was almost over, and the master should have understood, and he didn't want to listen to this stupid~ Zizi lied, so he said: "You don't need to say it, I remember the second half of the story." I'm afraid Master still doesn't believe it, so I'll tell you for you. ”
Zhu Bajie panicked: "Look at your face! Thou hast not gothou gothou, and thou knowest those sons to speak for me? ”
Sun Wukong sneered: "How many nails are there on the door, I just say that the old pig's heart is busy and can't remember it." But is it? ”
The dumb ~ son hurriedly knelt down. Ah, is this Bi Ma Wen going with him? Or is clairvoyance downwind and ears?!
Sun Wukong smiled fiercely: "Make up lies towards the stone, treat them as the three of us, and ask and answer him, but right?" And he said, when I make up a lie, stop it, and coax that Bi Ma Wen to go! But is it? ”
Sun Wukong's natural least dislike is that someone deceives him. As he spoke, he raised his stick and tried to do it.
The dumb ~ son hurriedly just kowtowed to the master, and said carefully: "Senior brother, I'm going to patrol the mountain, and you Mo Cheng will listen to it with me?" "I want to divert the topic and point the finger at Sun Wukong.
Sun Wukong scolded: "I'll ram you naan!" Such an important place teaches you to go to patrol the mountains, but you go to sleep! It's not the woodpecker that bites you when you wake up, you're still sleeping there. Wake up and make up such a big lie, is it a big thing? Stretch out your legs and let me hit me five sticks so that you can remember this lesson!" ”
Bajie panicked and was afraid, so he quickly got up and dodged, and said: "That crying mourning stick is heavy, wipe the skin of the child, save the tendon injury, if you hit it five times, it will be dead!" "Hide behind the master, then Bi Ma Wen~ will not dare to hit the master.
Tang Seng's face was also a little unsightly. didn't say a word, he took care of Bajie so much on weekdays, but he didn't expect to lie and lie to him at this time!
Sun Wukong said angrily: "Since you are afraid of fighting." And how to lie? "I really hate iron and steel!
Bajie hurriedly begged for mercy: "Brother, it's just this time, I won't dare to do it in the future." ”
Sun Wukong reduced the price, and only said: "Then I will be beaten with three sticks." ”
Bajie hurriedly said: "Grandpa, you can't ban half a stick!" "See Sun Wukong also
Dumb~ Zi didn't think about it, and grabbed the master and said, "You can make it convenient for me." ”
Tang Seng was coldly said: "Wukong said that you made up a lie, I still don't believe it." So it was. If you're really talking about the Emperor of Europe, you should actually fight. But now there are few people calling over the mountains, Wukong. Spare him, and fight him again after the mountain. Although I was very disappointed in my heart, I still looked at the pitiful appearance of Zhu Bajie and couldn't help but plead.
Sun Wukong sneered: "The ancients. Obey the love of parents. Call it great filial piety. Master said that if you don't fight, I will spare you. If you go to patrol the mountains with him again, if you lie and make a mistake, I will not spare you at once! "What Tang Seng said is not unreasonable, this monster is indeed difficult to deal with.
The dumb ~ man was in a panic, so he had to get up and run onto the road again. You see that he is suspicious of dark ghosts, and he only suspects that Sun Wukong has changed and followed him, which is simply a step and three turns. Therefore, if you see one thing, it is suspected to be Sun Wukong.
It's seven or eight miles away. Seeing a tiger running over the hillside, he was not afraid, holding a nail palladium and pointing at the tiger with a smile and saying, "Senior brother came to hear that he was lying, and this is not to be made up." He just laughed and drove away the tiger, and he didn't hurt himself.
Walking forward again, the mountain wind came very fiercely, and with a snort, he scraped down a dead tree, and rolled it in front of him, although he was panicked, but he was still not afraid, and only thought that the monkey was joking with him. He laughed and said, "Brother! How it started! Didn't you say before that you didn't dare to make up lies, and what kind of tree did you turn into to beat people! ”
Walking forward again, I saw a white-necked crow, chirping a few times, and he laughed again: "Brother, don't be ashamed!" No shame! I said that if I don't make it up, I won't make it up, but I just change into a crow? Will you listen? As he spoke, he flicked his wide sleeves and walked forward, ignoring it.
But what Zhu Bajie didn't expect was that Sun Wukong didn't go with him this time, but he was shocked and suspicious, so he didn't doubt that Sun Wukong was with him.
Hua Yu has been following not far behind him, although Sun Wukong did not come, so Hua Yu simply learned from the monkey and changed into a worm
But he said that Bajie was very unlucky, and he really happened to meet the silver horn that came out to get them, and when he saw the wild monster, he blocked it in front of him and asked, "Who is there?" ”
The nerd raised his head, lifted his ears, and saw that it was some demons, and he panicked, this must not be the monkey became, and said secretly in his heart: "If I say that I am a monk who learns scriptures, he will take it, but he will only say that he walks." ”
Zhu Bajie smiled and flattered: "King, I walk." ”
The thirty little monsters, some of whom had seen the portrait, some of whom had never seen the portrait, and there was a little demon next to him who saw that appearance and immediately reported to the silver horn: "The king, this monk is like the appearance of Zhu Bajie in this picture." ”
Silver Horn asked the little ones to hang up the shadow god picture, and when Bajie saw it, he was shocked in his heart: "No wonder these times are not energetic!" It turned out that he passed on my shadow god to the future! ”
The little demon picked it up with a gun, and the silver horn said with his finger: "This is Tang Seng who rides a white horse, and this hairy face is Sun Wukong." ”
When Bajie heard this, he hurriedly made a wish: "Chenghuang, it's okay without me, three pig's heads, steamed for twenty-four minutes." "Nagging, just make a wish.
Yinjiao said again: "This long black is a sand monk, and this long mouth and big ears is Zhu Bajie." Isn't that him? ”
When the nerd heard about him, he was so panicked that he hid his mouth in his arms, for fear of arresting himself.
Seeing this, Yinjiao shouted at Zhu Bajie: "Monk, stretch out your mouth!" ”
Bajie said in a roundabout way: "The womb is sick, and it can't be stretched." ”
The silver horn makes the goblin hook out.
Bajie stretched out his mouth in a panic and said, "It's just a small family shape, isn't it?" If you want to see it, you can see it, what about the hook? ”
The monster recognized it as Bajie, took out the treasure knife, and slashed it when he stepped forward.
The idiot held up the palladium and said, "My son, Hugh is rude! Look at palladium! ”
The strange smile said, "This monk is a monk halfway." ”
Bajie couldn't pretend anymore, stretched out his face to let them see clearly, and said, "Good son!" Something spiritual! How do you know that the master is a halfway monk? ”
Silver Horn laughed and said, "You will make this palladium, you must have built a ground in the garden of the human home, and stole this palladium from him in the future." It caused the little demons to laugh.
Speaking of this rake, Bajie was dissatisfied and full of confidence, and said proudly: "My son, you know the palladium of the master." I am no better than the palladium of Tsukiji, this is: the giant tooth is cast like a dragon's claw, and the gold makeup is like a tiger. If the cold wind is sprinkled against the enemy, but the flame is born. It can remove obstacles for Tang Seng and catch goblins on the West Heaven Road. Rotate the smoke to cover the sun and the moon, so that the clouds and stars are darkened. The tiger who overthrew Mount Tai was afraid, and the old dragon was frightened by overturning the sea. Spare you, this demon has the means, one palladium and nine blood holes! (To be continued.) )