"I seem to be in love. ”

"Well, I didn't see it, I only saw that you sent it. Love. ”

This is the first sentence that the Supreme Treasure and the direction said after going out, and from the perspective of the direction, the direction is right. On the side of the Supreme Treasure, the direction is wrong. So both of them had nothing to say after saying this.

"Why do you like Bai Jingjing?" After a long pause, he asked the direction to the Supreme Treasure.

Supreme Treasure's eyes were a little confused, and after frowning and thinking about it, he said with some uncertainty: "I don't know, maybe it's a thread of marriage in my previous life, I always feel that I owe her something in my previous life, and I should pay it back to her in this life." ”

The direction was silent, he used to think that the Supreme Treasure was the monkey wearing the golden armor suit, but after hearing Guanyin's words, he knew that the Supreme Treasure was the one who was called a dog who was frowned and abused by the Sunset Warrior.

Maybe it's because he was cultivated with Sun Wukong's hair, in this life, he fell in love with this goblin at the first sight of Bai Jingjing, but he was not Sun Wukong, so he fell in love with Zixia Fairy again. This love is not as lowly and shameless as the harem in the web novel, and the brain is full of desire. Hope.

Because he is a person without a heart, everyone who walks into his heart says that his heart is like a peach, but in fact it is not a heart, but a part of Sun Wukong's will. So it sincerely told Zixia that it liked Bai Jingjing. But because it has been connected with the Supreme Treasure, it is also sincere to tell Bai Jingjing who the Supreme Treasure likes.

As a result, three people, a sad love ended in tragedy. The monkey likes Bai Jingjing, which is speculated in the direction according to Guanyin's words, because this is not the case, a Monkey King who goes to heaven and earth and fights heaven and earth will not be cowardly enough to say that he will break up in person.

Supreme Treasure likes Zixia, this is the truth from the moment he brought the golden hoop for her, although the first greeting after he came to Niujiabao in the colorful auspicious clouds was Tang Seng, but who knows, the purpose of him becoming a dog is definitely not for the so-called righteousness.

Asking what is the situation in the world is a promise of life and death.

Xiang suddenly felt that he was good at literature and art, and he thought about everything that was so literary, and he felt that this was definitely not because of nostalgia, but because of the rotten atmosphere that had been in the air recently. He's obviously a tease, it's okay to be blind to literature or something.

So the annoyed and angry direction decided to finish the last thing Wenqing, if the conditions allowed, pit someone. Therefore, he was silent for a while and spoke to the Supreme Treasure: "Maybe you and Bai Jingjing really had an unfinished marriage in their previous lives, but at this moment, please close your eyes, don't care about the voice in your heart, and ask your soul, you ...... Do you really like her? ”

The Supreme Treasure was silent, glanced at the direction with some differences, and finally closed his eyes and pondered according to what the direction said. After a long while, the Supreme Treasure opened his eyes and said firmly in the direction, "I'm sure, I like Miss Jingjing. ”

Xiang Yan looked at the Supreme Treasure, and when the Supreme Treasure was at a loss, he suddenly showed a hippie smiling expression, put his arm around the Supreme Treasure's shoulders and said: "Since you have thought about it in this way, Bai Jingjing is my wife's younger sister, which means that if you two become successful, you will have to call me brother-in-law in the future!" ”

Supreme Treasure nodded indifferently and said, "This is easy to say, isn't it just brother-in-law, let's go our separate ways." ”

Xiang slapped his thigh and said, "I'm waiting for your words." Good! Then the helper, then I will teach you how to pick up girls, brother-in-law! ”

Supreme Treasure: "............"

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"Willow Tops on the Moon"

"Tempest"

"After Dusk"

"Didn't come"

"Sorrowful bowels"

"Stomach pain"

"Alone against Bleak Wine"

"Nobody"

"Don't say that you are sad and get drunk"

"Drunken Mania"

"Wake up from a dream"

"Thick-skinned"

"I said, can you do it, I'm finally polite and polite once you dismantle my platform like this, I read a sentence and you destroy a sentence, I read a sentence and you destroy a sentence! Say! What are your intentions? Supreme Treasure was wearing a groom's dress and a jinshi hat, his face was white and beardless, and he looked at the direction with an unhappy face and said.

As for the direction, he looked at the Supreme Treasure innocently and blinked his eyes and said, "When will I dismantle your platform, help master!" We know each other well, and I'm going to sue you for slander if I talk nonsense like this. I just said a few words casually. ”

The Supreme Treasure stepped back, pointed in the direction with an incredible face, and said, "Damn!" Second master, when did you become so shameless. ”

Xiang raised his eyebrows and said to the Supreme Treasure: "Hehe, this is all the credit of the helper, we have to be consistent with the helper!" By the way, helper, how are your seven wounds already? ”

Supreme Treasure thought about it with a tangled face, but still didn't hear whether the direction was hurting him or scolding him, so he could only skip the topic and said: "Well, okay, this is really thanks to your lady, at that time, I felt a warm current from the soles of my feet straight to the Tianling Gai, and after falling into the dung pit, I found that everything was fine." ”

"Helper"

"Huh?"

"Actually, the last sentence is removed and it is God's work."

The Supreme Treasure looked angry, glared fiercely, took a deep breath, and showed his thighs with plasters and read the poem affectionately.

"Lonely for a long time"

"Pigs"

"A touch of Chanjuan thinness"

"Are you afraid of being slaughtered?"

"It's hard to know that it's hard to meet again"

"It's time again. Seasonal"

"Break free from the lovesickness"

"Out of the slaughter?"

"Two masters."

"Huh?"

"Can you stick your head over and let me cut it for ten minutes?" Supreme Treasure looked in the direction with red eyes, then pulled out a big knife from nowhere, and said with a grim face.

Xiang raised his eyebrows, and then quickly put on a stern expression and said: "Helper, in fact, I'm helping you, my sister-in-law doesn't like poetry, she likes to listen to songs, I have a song here that is her favorite, do you want to learn it." ”

The Supreme Treasure put down the knife and was a little moved.

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Bai Jingjing walked across the small bridge with a gloomy face, she had just come back from outside, because a lewd uncle had seen her and her senior sister's true bodies, and had just solved this trouble. Just as she reached the middle of the bridge, a cough suddenly sounded.

"What people!" Bai Jingjing turned around and shouted with a wary face.

I saw a figure posing with his back to her and said, "The long road is long and I have no intention of sleeping, I thought I was the only one who couldn't sleep, but I didn't expect that Miss Jingjing - you can't sleep either." A breeze blew the placket of his garment, revealing the hairy thighs with the plaster sticking to them.

Bai Jingjing was stunned for a moment, then showed a coquettish smile, leaned against the guardrail and said, "Yes, I don't know why the helper can't sleep?" ”

"It's because of you, Miss Jingjing!"

"Me?" Bai Jingjing pointed to herself and looked at the back of the Supreme Treasure and said.

"Not bad! Since I saw Miss Jingjing, I decided to reform and no longer be a thief, in order to show my sincerity to the girl, I don't want to see me again, and then, let me sing a song for Miss Jingjing to express my feelings for you. ”

As he spoke, the Supreme Treasure shook his legs and sang: "I planted a seed, and finally grew fruit, today is a great day, pick the stars and give them to you, drag down the moon and give them to you, and let the sun rise for you every day." While dancing and singing, the Supreme Treasure turned around.

I have to say that the power of the Divine Comedy is powerful, and after the Supreme Treasure turned around, Bai Jingjing still retained a confused expression.

"Damn! What about the fire that said good? ”

Someone hiding in the corner and waiting to see the show scolded with a depressed face. You know, for this moment, he contributed the most divine song that Luo Xi sang to himself!

"Why is there no fire? What about the roasted pig's trotters? ”

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