Chapter 120: The Philosophy of the Mosquito
Hua Yu took a sip of tea and continued: "Once upon a time, there were three mosquitoes showing off their flying skills, stinky for a long time, noisy and red-faced, and they couldn't tell the winner.
So, they decided to try it out separately.
A mosquito was the first to attack, and I saw it fly to a frog, and it circled around it a few times, and when it came back, it saw a slipknot on the frog's tongue, and he proudly said, "Tell you!" I'm going to be so good, what is a frog!
The American mosquito sneered twice: Hmph! Carving insect skills, not enough to worry about teeth!! I saw him fly to the two frogs, and went back and forth between them several times, and when he came back, the tongues of the two frogs formed a dead knot, and he said in a stinky voice: Hmph! Can you?
The Chinese mosquito replied disdainfully: Just kidding! I've never seen you guys so bad at technology!
The two mosquitoes were very unconvinced and said: Talk about this!? How capable do you think you are?? Have the ability to do it and let us open our eyes!
So the mosquito flew to a flock of frogs, and shuttled through it several times, and when he came back, he saw the frogs' tongues pulled together, and the mosquito beat their tongues into a loop!
The two mosquitoes applauded it in unison, but unexpectedly, a lizard crawled behind the three of them.
The lizard was green and oily, the color of grass, and it did not croak like a frog, and its tongue stretched out violently, and all three mosquitoes fell into their stomachs. ”
"Grandpa, are those mosquitoes really so powerful now? How dare you play such a trick on them in front of your natural enemies. The little demon's eyes widened and he looked at Hua Yu in surprise. I can't believe it if I don't click it.
Hua Yu nodded, that's it, two little demons with no emotional intelligence. It's no longer okay to be a joke, it's just a fable to educate and educate......
"What do you guys think?" Hua Yu asked.
"That little demon is really stupid, he dares to show off so much in front of natural enemies. I don't dare, even if I have turned into a demon now, but I am afraid when I see a fierce animal or demon such as a tiger and a leopard. The thought of the beast made me shudder.
Hua Yu stretched out her index finger and poked it vigorously at the little demon's forehead. smiled and scolded: "You, just your point, how to be a monster!" Encounter the enemy. You can't be afraid, you can't be afraid, or others will look down on you from the bottom of their hearts. I tell you, the more scared you are. The more you have to pretend. The more you are not afraid of him! In this way, the other party may hesitate whether you have something powerful to defend yourself, and will think that you can have a few chances of winning a fight. As long as you are not weak in your words and do not irritate the other party, the other party may retreat without a fight, and you will miss it. Remember, little one! It's useless to be scared. Be tough. ”
"Grandpa, is this true? Can you really scare the other person back? The little demon asked excitedly.
"Not really. If the opponent's strength is not very strong, then you have a better chance of winning this way, if the opponent is a very high kung fu, you still say run quickly! Don't annoy the other person. ”
"Grandpa, then how do we judge the strength of the opponent? Wouldn't it be bad if you accidentally offended the masters! ”
Hua Yu smiled, these two little demons are a little studious, and with time, they may be able to become the second-in-command of Bashan Tiger Yihai Dragon.
"First of all, look at the clothes! There is a way that people rely on clothes and horses to rely on saddles, and the clothes of a person or a demon can sometimes reflect his identity, status, and kung fu, and then it is temperament, if a person's cultivation is high, his temperament will be improved all of a sudden. This kind of person generally won't easily beat and scold a little demon like you, as long as you don't offend them, it's good to admit your mistake if you have a good temper, if you meet someone with a bad temper, you will consider yourself unlucky.
So, this trick is mainly applicable to those who are relatively weaker than your natural enemies, as well as the ruffians who take the initiative to provoke, the more you look at no one, the more afraid the other party is! Remember? ”
The two little demons nodded in shock, thinking secretly in their hearts, grandpa is really powerful, this method can be thought of. This kind of effortless method can be completely won, except for grandpa, a few people can think of it! The admiration for the elm has become more and more victorious.
Hua Yu smiled, these little demons are so simple, so careful to surprise the two little demons into wooden chickens, stupid looks, very cute!
Hua Yu thought, should we open a goblin school in the future, so that these little demons can speed up the essence of being demons, they are not easy to die, and they have the ability to protect themselves, it is best not to learn to bully talents, so as not to go down the wrong path.
This kind of thing, just thinking about it makes you feel excited! Hua Yu's eyes lit up all at once!
"So, what do you think of the lizard that finally got the mosquito?"
The smarter little demon thought about it, and immediately understood, blinking his eyes excitedly, "Wait for the opportunity, when the time comes, attack immediately!" Grandpa, am I right? ”
It looked like a child who had picked up money and handed it to the policeman's uncle to be praised......
Hua Yu nodded, "That's right, you're so smart. This is indeed important, but this is only one thing, and the second is that after witnessing the strength of the opponent, if you still want to kill, it is best to sneak attack from behind. Strike when your opponent is unprepared! ”
"Grandpa is really amazing, a little story, can analyze so many truths." The little demon praised, and the adoring little eyes sprouted!
"It's not an analysis, it's something I've learned after going out for more than ten years. The ancients said: Read 10,000 books, travel 10,000 miles. This is not unreasonable. You can see the truth in books, but you might as well experience it in practice. In fact, what Hua Yu understands is more about the truth in books than the experience in practice.
It's been a long time here, but she hasn't experienced much danger, so she can't comprehend much knowledge, but she can still cope with it as a little teacher.
Hua Yu was about to say something, when a sudden commotion came from outside, interrupting her words.
The two little demons went out to see what was going on, and Hua Yu poured a cup of tea leisurely and drank it.
If you guess correctly, it should be Sun Wukong. It's nothing to do without her, and Silver Horn will be out of the station anyway.
Everything will still develop according to Journey to the West, as if her appearance is insignificant and can't change anything.
"Grandpa, grandpa, no, grandpa." A little demon ran in with a frightened face. It's the smarter little monster that's back.
Hua Yu sighed, what she said just now was in vain, so flustered. (To be continued.) )