Chapter 119: Mosquitoes
Hua Yu had a cold face, this was the first time she had come here to tell someone that she could cross at will, albeit by suggestion, even if she didn't believe it herself. But she still wants someone to know her secret, and she doesn't want to bear this pressure alone! Even if she doesn't like this person.
"It's nonsense, it's nonsense, no matter the shemale, after death, it's all under the control of Lord Yama. Where can you let your soul come to you! Sun Wukong shook his hand, not looking disbelieving, "You ignorant one, the book of life and death of Lord Yama, no matter what kind of creature you are in the world, you can't escape Lord Yama's lifeline!" ”
Sun Wukong crossed his waist with one hand and laughed proudly, when he died unclearly, he scared the king of Hades with his kung fu, and marked his death, he became an immortal demon, even if he died, the king of Hades would not dare to accept him, and his soul would wander around.
What a thing is he! I also dare to say that my soul is at my disposal and is not under the control of Hades! Thinking about it, a sharp look looked over, as if he wanted to see her details, what qualifications did she have to say such a thing! He didn't believe anyone could be like him!
Hua Yu knew that Sun Wukong didn't believe it, but since the words came out, he couldn't take it back, so if he didn't believe it, he wouldn't believe it, at least he was much more relaxed.
He took a deep breath, calmed his mind, and mustered up his courage, "Hehe...... Why, aren't you the best at bragging! Now this lie that can't be faked anymore, you actually believe it. Sun Wukong, Sun Wukong, you actually believe it! Oops, that's funny! ”
Hua Yu's tears of laughter came out. But these tears are not tears of joy that tease Sun Wukong, but also loss, sadness, and disappointment......
"Okay, well, you dare to lie to my grandson!" Sun Wukong hated it so much. Word by word, almost squeezed out! It's a shame that he thinks so seriously, and he actually plays with his words! "In this way, my grandson doesn't have to be polite to you, I will save this master, and I will start with you first!" As he spoke, he raised his iron rod and made a stance. Always ready to get your hands dirty.
"Tut-tut...... You don't have a good temper, you can start ruthlessly when you get angry, and it's easy to be at the mercy of others. It's okay. I'm the one who lied to you, not those evil monsters, otherwise, any ploy could drive you crazy. Hahaha......" Hua Yu laughed loudly. all alarmed the little demon guarding the door.
"Grandpa. But if there is anything happy, talk to the little ones, this noon spring sleepiness, you have to have some happy things to refresh yourself, otherwise you will fall asleep after a while. He yawned as he spoke.
Hua Yu and Sun Wukong were both shocked. Sun Wukong hurriedly solved Hua Yu's immobilization technique, turned into a mosquito again, and buzzed down on the shelf next to the bed to see what they were going to say.
Sun Wukong's front foot just fell. The little demon came in on the back foot.
"Grandpa, what's so happy!"
Elm activity activity is a little stiff hands and feet. looked at the little demon who came and smiled tenderly, beckoned the two little demons to sit down, and sat down with him.
"It's nothing, it's just that I just thought of an interesting thing from before, come on, come on, since you want to hear it, then sit down, and I will listen to it with you, so as to kill time." Hua Yu greeted the two little demons excitedly, on a hot day, Sun Wukong still doesn't leave, then she is welcome!
The two little demons stammered and laughed, nodding vigorously.
"Hey, you say, at this time of year, the flowers haven't bloomed, and there are idle mosquitoes to disturb people's spring dreams! You say this mosquito deserves to die or not! Hua Yu said fiercely, her eyes were full of the mosquito that Sun Wukong had transformed.
"Damn, dare to disturb our grandfather's spring dream, wouldn't it be damned! This mosquito is really eyeless, and it dares to break into any place! The two little demons kept echoing and saying bad things about mosquitoes.
"Hey, I've got a couple of mosquito jokes in mind, how about listening to them?" Hua Yu tilted her head, thinking of a few mosquito jokes she had seen in her previous life, and she could just joke about this monkey who likes to become mosquitoes......
"Say, one day, a beautiful woman bathed in the river, a mosquito came looking for incense, fell on the beauty's incense ~ shoulder, greedily enjoying the fragrance of the attack, the beauty saw this, shocked, a mention of the jade shoulder, "snap" down, the mosquito whined, after the death of the hand in the hand ready to vent hatred, but unexpectedly found that it was a male mosquito, the beauty knew that the male mosquito is not blood-sucking, self-aware of the loss, warped ~ up small ~ mouth aggrieved said: 'This is a lustful mosquito, dead innocent. You say, 'How can there be such a color of mosquito?' ”
"I can't say that the mosquito has become a sperm, but the mosquito is stupid enough, peeping ~ peeping in the bath ~ peeping, so I turned into a human form, no, I made the girl stupid, but I died. It's not worth it, it's not worth it. A little demon thought for a moment, shook his head and replied.
Another little demon hurriedly chimed in: "Exactly, I didn't expect you to be so smart!" He praised the little demon beside him.
However, neither of the two little demons laughed. One is weakly praised, and the other is secretly proud.
"How's that, isn't it funny?" Hua Yu asked with a smile, a little dissatisfied, she substituted Sun Wukong into it, she was the beauty, Sun Wukong was the mosquito, and the feeling of slapping Sun Wukong to death was really happy. But the two little demons didn't laugh at all.
The two little demons looked at Hua Yu blankly, they really didn't understand what was so funny about this, why did grandpa smile so brightly...... looked at each other again, grinning at the same time, the sound of hehehehe, the two little demons invariably smiled bitterly.
The mouth is smiling, the muscles are tight, the eyes are sour, and the body is stiff...... The whole face tells Hua Yu a word, fake ...... Fake can't be fake!
"Hey......" Hua Yu waved her hand, rolled her eyes, and said disgustedly, "If you don't want to laugh, you can laugh, if you guys are like this, I won't like it......"
Only halfway through the words, the laughter of the two immediately stopped, and they looked at her with cute eyes with some concern, for fear that she would be angry. It seemed that as soon as she was angry, she would laugh again.
It's ending too soon, isn't it......
Really obedient......
Hua Yu sighed secretly, squinting and seeing that Sun Wukong had flown away, she didn't believe it, she couldn't even bluff the two little demons. Only then did he continue: "Forget it, then I'll tell you one." I don't believe it, you two won't be smiling yet! (To be continued.) )