"The plan of the day is in the morning." You two little lazy pigs can't get up early, and I want to call you every day. At the dinner table, Ye Mo served them a good meal and taught them a lesson.

Ye Ziya has a thick skin, and Ye Mo's words have always been in the ears. Yiyang's face was thin, and as soon as Ye Mo said this, her ears suddenly turned red: "Oh." I won't be lazy in the future. ”

"Why do you get up so early, and you don't need us to work."

"Who said that. Starting today, I will teach you kung fu. Two girls, learn some kung fu to strengthen your body and prevent perverts. Ye Mo said, went back to the kitchen and brought out two cups of source liquid. The two girls have read books, and they are not as easy to be fooled as their uneducated parents. Asking them to practice martial arts was the 'reasonable' explanation he thought of for the source liquid to improve their physique.

"yes, you finally agreed."

Yiyang girl looked puzzled, and Ye Zi explained: "I told you about Ye Mo's kung fu." Ever since I was a child, I begged him to teach me kung fu, but he never would. ”

Ye Mo smiled and said, "The master is restricted, and the Tao cannot be passed on lightly. ”

"Why are you willing to teach now?" Ye Zi said dissatisfiedly.

"I've been promoted. I'm now the head of the 'Tsing Yi Gate', so naturally the previous restrictions don't exist. Come and try the drink I specially concocted. ”

Ye Zi took a sip and asked, "What drink?" Cool ......"

"Uh-huh, it seems to be scattered into gas in the stomach, and it is scurrying around."

"Brother, this is a unique secret recipe, right? I didn't think about developing it, but I guess I could make it into a cola and sell it all over the world. ”

"Go. A look of money at a glance. This drink is very troublesome to mix, and the materials are very rare, and it is impossible to mass-produce it. Even if it is made, the price is unimaginably high. ”

"How much does a glass cost?"

"Don't ask. This is a medicinal drink, a drink made with Chinese herbs. It's good for your body, and it also helps you practice martial arts. ”

"Torture magical?"

After breakfast, Ye Mo took them to the forest on the mountain and said, "Chinese martial arts are broad and profound, and many martial arts have been lost. It's like it's played in the movie, South Boxing and North Legs, Wing Chun, Baji Boxing, Xingyi Boxing...... These are all foreign skills. You have to endure a lot of hardships to practice these kung fu......"

"Huh? I see your fine skin and tender meat......"

"I'm looking for a fight. The master speaks, the apprentice just listens attentively, and I was going to interject when the master was talking like you. Thinking of learning art under the old Taoist, Ye Mo felt like his hair was standing up. He continued: "Truly powerful martial arts masters often live in seclusion in the mountains and wilderness, because the heaven and earth in the mountains and wilderness are abundant. Chinese martial arts are far more complex than ordinary people imagine, and the truly powerful characters can fly on the wall, pick leaves and fly knives, open stones with one punch, and kill tigers with one palm. ”

"It's really fake, what you said is too mysterious." Leaves don't believe in the Tao.

Yiyang girl was also shaking her head and said, "Brother Ye, are you a real master?" ”

"Of course." Ye Mo flirted with the corners of his clothes, wanting to make the style of a peerless master in the movie, but the T-shirt with beach shorts looked a little funny.

"Look, I'll show you Chinese martial arts." Ye Mo took a deep breath and recalled in his mind the routine kung fu that he hadn't played for a long time.

The starting moves are quite familiar, and you can practice them slowly. The fist hit the tiger to the end, and the tiger went down the mountain with a move, which actually drove the air current, and the fallen leaves on the curled ground flew all over the sky. In this scene, the special effects couldn't be done, and the two girls were dumbfounded. Ye Mo was suddenly proud in his heart, this is called a master's demeanor, in order to strengthen the effect, the fist that was originally going to be contained hit the big pine tree in front of him.

'Bang. ’

The muffled sound was like the sound of a stiff sledgehammer slamming against a heavy wooden plank. A large pine tree with a diameter of several tens of centimeters shook suddenly, as if it had been hit by a speeding car.

The two girls' mouths slowly opened, and their eyes kept widening. Ye Mo's original smug smile slowly converged, his posture was fixed, as if he had frozen time, his face was blushing, and he clenched his teeth and trembled: "I, ahhhh......h

"Whew, wow, wow......"

The strength of this punch Ye Mo didn't know how big it was. The fist was withdrawn, only to see a five-centimeter-deep fist dent on it.

"Pain, pain, pain, ......"

The price of pretending.

A sharp pain struck and seemed to hurt the phalange.

Ye Mo kept shaking his arms, jumping and jumping on the ground, and shouted, "I'm going." ”

The pain was worse than the old Taoist priest whipping himself with a leather whip. Ye Mo endured the tears in his eyes and turned, just not letting it flow.

The two girls were shocked at first, but when they came to their senses, they saw Ye Mo lying on the ground laughing directly at this time.

"Pretend!"

"Brother Ye, it hurts. Seeing that your tears came out, it was so painful that I couldn't help but cry, and it didn't hurt when I cried. ”

"Hahahaha...... Yangyang, you're too bad. That's right, Yangyang is right, he cried out in a panic...... I couldn't help it...... I'm going to laugh and cry. ”

Although the two girls were smiling, they were shocked when they saw the fist prints on the pine trees, but they were **** shocked. They also picked up stones on the ground and tested the hardness of the pine trees, and it was impossible to smash such a mark without dozens of strokes.

Back at the house, Ye Zi made some ice cubes in the refrigerator and came out to help put on Ye Mo.

The pain in my hands was relieved by applying ice.

"Do you want to go to the hospital?" Yiyang girl watched from the side and said, "It's all swollen." ”

"Well, it's swollen...... Ye Zi girl pressed the back of Ye Mo's hand: "It's swollen, it's ...... I'm sorry, brother. I couldn't help but want to laugh again......"

"Laugh, laugh." This forced to pretend to be a little too much, and Ye Mo felt a little melancholy in his heart.

After the pain in his hands was reduced, Ye Mo began to teach the two girls to practice martial arts: "This is a 'starting move', do you know why you always like to put a stupid-looking starting move before a fight in martial arts movies?" ”

"I don't know!"

"Look at my starting moves, which move most of the joints and muscles in the body, and also relax the body." Ye Mo opened his hand and said, "You follow me to practice......"

"You haven't seen this action movie."

"It's hard."

Just this one action, Ye Mo was stared at by the old Taoist priest from morning to night, and he kept repeating and repeating for several days.

"Take your time. Good for you. In the future, I want to enter the showbiz, as long as I practice this one action well, I will have the foundation to become an action star. ”

Both girls can endure hardships and repeat them over and over again, unlike Ye Mo's many complaints when he was practicing martial arts.

After correcting their wrong posture, Ye Mo just felt a little like being a master, and suddenly there was a sound of a car horn from outside.