Smoking, drinking, and burning your head are another time and space, and Teacher Yu's signature image, as long as you talk about Teacher Yu's three hobbies, almost everyone in the country knows about it, and no one knows it. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

There were once many netizens who were upset with Mr. Yu, saying that Guo Degang squeezed him all day long, and almost every cross talk had to take out the stalks of smoking, drinking, and burning his head to say, people with these ideas obviously don't understand cross talk, and they don't understand the characteristics of actors.

Guo Degang talks about Mr. Yu's three hobbies every day, in fact, he praises him and helps him, because, every time he says it, the audience's impression will be deepened, and later the people of the whole country will know Mr. Yu's three hobbies, so his popularity will also rise, in fact, this is a way to let the audience deepen their impression of the actor, there are so many actors in the country, how can they stand out and be remembered by the audience? ?

Of course, it must be distinctive, it is easy to be remembered by the audience if it is particularly beautiful or ugly, or it has a certain skill, or it has a familiar nickname, in short, if you mention one thing that can make the name and image of the actor appear in the audience's mind, then this is your "characteristic".

And in this time and space, Lin Feng once again took out the stalk of smoking, drinking, and burning his head in order to strengthen the audience's image of Yu Qian, if the two just said such a cross talk on stage, the audience's impression of Yu Qian will definitely be smaller, if Lin Feng popularizes the stalk of smoking, drinking, and burning his head, people will naturally think when they hear Yu Qian's name, doesn't this guy have three hobbies!

Stage.

"Smoking, drinking, perming your hair?? This is interesting, where do these three hobbies start? Wu Bo asked.

Lin Feng pointed at Yu Qian's curly hair and said, "Look at this little curly hair, if you don't have a hobby of perming your hair, how can your hairstyle be kept so well?" ”、

"The little curly that pulls the wind??"

"Haha, Lin Feng's description is too funny."

"Teacher Yu's little scroll is really stylish."

Hearing Lin Feng's description, the audience laughed.

Yu Qian quit, glanced at Lin Feng and said, "Still a small scroll?" How does it sound like a dog! ”

"You're so careful, I definitely didn't say that your hairstyle was permed according to our teddy!" Lin Feng said.

"Gott~! The more you talk, the more enough it is! Yu Qian spread his hands depressedly.

The conversation between the two of them suddenly made the audience laugh again.

"These two are really a natural 'pair'!"

"Chatting is like talking about cross talk!"

"Teacher Yu is really good, these two sentences directly bring out two burdens!"

"I like them so much, Lin Feng don't play football, let's talk about cross talk."

The audience laughed and talked about it.

Stage.

Lin Feng continued: "There is such a thing as perming your hair, let's talk about smoking and drinking. When I rehearsed with Mr. Yu, he almost never left his cigarette, and the rehearsal room was always like a black bear spirit behind their house. ”

"Look at what you said, are we rehearsing or are we holding back and stealing baby robes!" Yu Qian continued.

Hearing this, the audience at the scene burst into laughter again.

Wu Bo on the side also laughed, and then said to the audience: "I try to extend the interview time as much as possible, and you should listen to the return." ”

"Hahaha, that's how it should be!"

"Uncle Bo, well done, we support you!"

"Uncle Bo, you should also go and talk about cross talk, you are talented."

Wu Bo's words made the audience laugh again, and they shouted one after another.

Stage.

Lin Feng said to Wu Bo with a smile on his face: "Uncle Bo, if we don't have a group comedy in the next issue, let's talk about the three of us." ”

"I think so!" Wu Bo smiled and nodded.

"Then it's decided, the hosts are all from our team, and I'm afraid I won't be able to win the championship??" Lin Feng smiled.

The audience laughed along.

"Let's continue to talk about Mr. Yu's last hobby, drinking." Lin Feng cleared his throat: "When it comes to drinking, it's even more funny, Teacher Yu must drink a few glasses at every meal, especially at night when there is nothing to do, then the wine will never leave his hand." ”

"Our team, in addition to Mr. Yu who likes to drink, there is another teacher who also likes to drink, that is, Mr. Feng Song, some viewers may not be particularly familiar with Mr. Feng Song, let me remind you, it is the teacher who played "Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow" with me and Sister Xiaohua before." Lin Feng continued: "It's the night before yesterday, Teacher Yu and Teacher Feng Song drank until the early hours of the morning, and after drinking, both of them were energetic, Teacher Feng Song was good at raising the bar as soon as he drank too much, so he said to Teacher Yu, Yu Qian, do you dare to go out for a lap with your bare ass?" ”

"Okay, why don't you go out and run bare-assed?" Yu Qian continued.

"It's not like you've drunk too much, so raise the bar." Lin Feng imitated Feng Song's tone, pointed at Yu Qian and said arrogantly: "Yu Qian, do you dare??" If you don't dare, toast three times in a row! ”

"Then what if I dare!" Yu Qian said.

"Then I'll drink the half of the bucket you just vomited." Lin Feng said in imitation of Feng Song's tone.

"Hey! It's not dirty! Yu Qian was shocked.

"If you drink too much, don't care about these." Lin Feng continued: "Teacher Yu is wilted, as soon as he heard this, he took off his clothes at that time, and without saying a word, he pushed the door and went out for a run. ”

"It's really running!" Yu Qian was a little speechless.

"Of course I really ran! A small roll in the head is afraid of this?! Three minutes later, Mr. Yu took a square step and returned triumphantly! Lin Feng said.

"Running around with a bare ass, what am I triumphant!" Yu Qian was speechless.

Lin Feng continued: "Teacher Yu sat down, with a honey smile on his face, and kicked down the trash can that made him vomit half a bucket with one finger and foot, which meant that Feng Song would fulfill his promise. ”

Feng Song originally wanted to trick Teacher Yu into drinking, but he didn't expect Teacher Yu to really go out and run, this time, he was embarrassed, stared at the trash can for a long time, and muttered in his mouth, this is a golden needle mill, peanut bean, what is that a glance at? Leek?? ……”

"Look carefully, isn't it disgusting!" Yu Qian said with a frown.

Feng Song stared at the trash can for five minutes, but still didn't dare to drink. Lin Feng said.

"It's a fool to drink." Yu Qian answered.

Feng Song smiled at Teacher Yu and asked Teacher Yu, Yu Qian, if I go out for a lap with my bare butt, don't I need to drink?"

"Okay, then don't drink it."

As soon as he heard Teacher Yu nod, Feng Song took off his clothes and rushed out with a whoosh. After three points, take a square step and return triumphantly! Lin Feng said.

"Okay, it's all bare-assed, what a triumphant victory!" Yu Qian said.

Lin Feng nodded and continued: "Teacher Feng Song also ran around with his bare buttocks, and the two were tied!" ”

"And then?" Yu Qian asked.

"Keep drinking." Lin Feng said.

"Two people, one bare-bottomed went out for a lap and then continued to drink?? Isn't this stupid!! Yu Qian was speechless.

Lin Feng shrugged his shoulders with a smile: "How else to say that drinking is one of your three hobbies!" ”

"you, if you drink with me, you're going to go out naked!!" Yu Qian patted Lin Feng.

"Therefore, the three major hobbies with Mr. Yu are smoking, perming hair, and naked. Flee! Lin Feng laughed.

"Nope! Don't believe it, everyone, it's all nonsense. Yu Qian hurriedly explained to the audience, and at this moment, the audience had already burst into laughter, as Wu Bo said, the two of them are interviewing, they are returning!

The audience laughed back and forth, and the corners of Lin Feng's mouth also smiled, his goal was achieved.

"I'll just say, let them come back." Wu Bo smiled.

"True, true." Lin Feng nodded again and again.

"It's really true!" Yu Qian glanced at Lin Feng.

"Well, let's stop the interview, and the two of you will rest backstage." Wu Bo chuckled: "If this doesn't end, the two of them can still talk for a while." ”

Lin Feng and Yu Qian bowed to the audience again, and then withdrew.

On the way to the common room, Yu Qian patted Lin Feng on the shoulder and said, "Thank you just now, I know you want the audience to deepen their impression of me." ”

"Teacher Yu, let's not be polite, in the future, we will be partners, as long as I talk about cross talk, you will give me a ride, how about it?" Lin Feng said.

"That's no problem, I really think it's a pity that your talent doesn't talk about cross talk." Yu Qian said.

"Actually, I also like to talk about cross talk, so let's talk more when we have time in the future." Lin Feng said.

Yu Qian nodded, and said with a straight face: "Now that cross talk is in a recession, I really need a young idol like you to drive it." ”

"I'll say more when I have the chance." Lin Feng nodded.

The two of them talked and entered the common room.

At this moment, there were only Jiang Cheng and Liu Zhijie, who were the first to appear, and when they saw Lin Feng and Yu Qian walking in, neither of them squeaked, but glanced at them with their eyes.

Jiang Cheng didn't speak, of course Lin Feng didn't bother to pay attention to him, swaggered to the sofa in the middle of the lounge, and sat down, Yu Qian has been in the cross talk industry for more than ten years, and he and Jiang Cheng have also intersected a few times during this period, but the two do not belong to the same faction, Yu Qian and Zhang Xiaohua's master is Hou Baoshan, and Old Man Hou and Jiang Cheng are equals of the actors, but the two have a grudge, plus Old Man Hou is a noble person, and gradually became estranged from the mainstream cross talk circle headed by Jiang Cheng.

And as the apprentice of Old Man Hou, Yu Qian's mixed talk world is naturally squeezed out by Jiang Cheng everywhere, which is also the reason why Yu Qian has not "come out" until now, with such a big beam, Yu Qian will not care about Jiang Cheng and Liu Zhijie, he sat down next to Lin Feng, as if there were no Jiang Cheng and Liu Zhijie in his eyes.

Jiang Cheng thought that he didn't care about Lin Feng and Yu Qian, these two people had to come over to say hello anyway, after all, they were small characters, especially Yu Qian was in the pure cross talk circle, Jiang Cheng was still thinking about it just now, if Yu Qian was willing to bow his head and take the initiative to come over to show goodwill, he might not be excluded from the circle in the future.

But Yu Qian didn't do this, which also made Jiang Cheng directly sentence Yu Qian to "death" in his heart.

Lin Feng and Yu Qian didn't care about this, the two drank water and chatted, while paying attention to the performance of the next group of comedians on the big screen.

After Lin Feng and Yu Qian, Sun Jiajia appeared, the quality of his show this year was average, and there were not many laughs in the whole show, plus he was acting behind Lin Feng, so he suffered even more.

Sun Jiajia's performance is over, followed by Liu Changhe, his works today can be regarded as decent, there are jokes, but the jokes are a little old, but the overall laughter is not bad.

After Liu Changhe, Xiaobao appeared, he continued his consistent style, and won the house with a few words, and the performance after that was also very brilliant, and the whole laughter continued.

Fujino, who appeared last, and his team performed a short skit in the style of an American western blockbuster today, the content is a little absurd, but the laughter is dense, and the laughter they get is comparable to Xiaobao.

Finally, all the comedians finished performing, and six groups of comedians sat in a row in the lounge.

Director Zhang Ping and host Wu Bo walked into the lounge together.

"Before announcing the results of this episode, I will announce a good news, you may have also seen it on the news, the ratings of our "Happy Comedian" in the last episode broke 4, and the highest value broke 5! Together with us, you have made history. ”

"Wow......"

"Is that going to add labor fees?"

"At least there's a big red envelope."

Po and Fujino shouted.

Zhang Ping smiled slyly: "I will convey the demands of the two to the above, but this matter is not my final say." Next, I would like to invite the host Wu Bo to announce the results of this performance. ”

After Zhang Ping finished speaking, he stepped aside directly.

Wu Bo cleared his throat and said, "I just got the results of this competition, and I was taken aback again. ”

"Lin Feng won't be full again." Xiaobao asked.

Wu Bo shook his head: "That's not it. ”

"That's good, otherwise it's really no comparison." Xiaobao said with a smile.

"I'm just surprised that all of you got a lot of votes today, and four of the groups of comedians all got more than 400 votes." Wu Bo said with a smile on his face, his eyes swept over several groups of comedians, and then asked Jiang Cheng: "Teacher Jiang Cheng, do you think there are any comedians who have more than 400 votes?" ”

Jiang Cheng didn't expect Wu Bo to throw the first question to himself, he was stunned for a moment, and then responded: "Since there are four groups of comedians who have all over 400 votes, then I think we should be one of them." ”

"Okay, so how many do you think you can rank in?" Wu Bo asked again.

"The third or fourth." Jiang Cheng responded.

Wu Bo smiled: "Then let's look at the third place first, the winner of the third place in this performance is, Fujino!" ”

"Fujino's performance today was wonderful." Wu Bo praised again.

Fujino stood up, and there was applause in the lounge.

"Next, let's see who the fourth place is, is it the self that Mr. Jiang guessed?" Wu Bo dragged a long note, and then pointed at Liu Changhe with his hand: "The fourth place in this performance is Teacher Liu Changhe." ”

Liu Changhe got up, arched his hand at everyone, and then sat back down.

And as soon as the third/fourth place was announced, Jiang Cheng suddenly panicked, according to his own judgment, Xiaobao's show has a lot of laughs, most of them will be in the front, and although he doesn't want to admit it, Lin Feng's show should also be in front, if it is really as he expected, Xiaobao and Lin Feng are the first and the second, then he can only fight for the fifth.

"The second winner of this competition will be announced below......" Wu Bo's eyes swept over everyone, and then pointed at Xiaobao: "It's you, second place, Xiaobao." ”

"I didn't expect to get a second place." Xiaobao got up and bowed slightly.

And after Xiaobao's second was determined, Jiang Cheng's face became even more ugly, if nothing else, Lin Feng should be the first, and he should be the fifth or sixth, that is, the penultimate or second-to-last.

Lin Feng was the first, he did count down, Jiang Cheng suddenly felt a hot face, as if he had been slapped dozens of times, he originally came to the competition to "educate" Lin Feng, but he didn't expect to lose the first positive PK!

"Next, announce the first place in this competition!" Wu Bo raised his voice and said in a loud voice: "The first place in this performance is, Lin Feng!" ”

"Congratulations to Lin Feng, who won the championship for a second consecutive year!!"

"......" (To be continued.) )