Chapter 493 Smoking, Drinking, and Perming Hair
Lin Feng's opening of the "current hexagram" directly mobilized the emotions of the audience, and the atmosphere of the performance scene became hot. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
The lounge for several other groups of comedians.
After seeing Lin Feng's opening performance, everyone nodded involuntarily.
Fujino: "Lin Feng is really not stage frightened, and the typhoon is stable like an old actor who has been talking about cross talk for decades. ”
Xiaobao: "Lin Feng is so powerful, he heated up the field in a few words." ”
Sun Jiajia: "Lin Feng looks more professional than some professional cross talk actors. ”
Liu Changhe: "What Lin Feng said is really good." ”
In the common room, seeing Lin Feng's opening, Jiang Cheng and Liu Zhijie both frowned, and Lin Feng's comfortable state on the stage made them very worried.
Stage.
After Lin Feng and Yu Qian stood still, they began to perform officially.
"Three sentences of haha, two sentences of laughter, no talking, no laughter, no fun. This is what cross talk pays attention to, and when I came on stage, I first made a little joke with the audience and friends. Lin Feng pointed to the girl who was shouting to give birth to him, and said with a smile: "That female donor, you don't have to go out, just sit down and listen to cross talk." ”
"People don't want to go out!" Yu Qian answered.
"I'm afraid she'll take it seriously." Lin Feng shrugged his shoulders and continued: "As soon as I stepped on stage, everyone might recognize me, and I have a little bit of fame......
"You are too modest, you are an international basketball superstar, a big hero who has won glory in Rio, how can you say that you have a little fame, that is a household name." Yu Qian continued.
"Well, you won it, anyway, the audience knows me, so I don't need to introduce it myself, let me focus on the teacher next to me, he is a big name in the cross talk world, big horn!" Lin Feng bit the word "big horn" very hard.
"Still bighorned?? Is it eating too much or what, why does it sound so dirty! Yu Qian said with a frown.
"It's to describe your fame!" Lin Feng smiled, pointed at Yu Qian and said, "This big name, big horn, Teacher Yu Whip!" ”
"Teacher Yu Whip, there are three hobbies......
"Wait, make my name clear, why do I sound so aphrodisiac!" Yu Qian said with a depressed face, and the audience also laughed.
"Teacher Yu Whip!" Lin Feng said.
"Yu Qian! Modest humility! Yu Qian emphasized.
"And what am I talking about?" Lin Feng asked.
"What you are talking about......" Yu Qian paused when he said this: "Well, I won't say it, people have already said that we are three vulgar!" ”
"Yes, we can't say anything about the three vulgarities," Lin Feng said with a decent face: "You have to remember that cross talk is to educate people, standing on this stage, you are a teacher and a professor." ”
"A professor? When did the professor talk about it? Yu Qian answered.
"That's one?" Lin Feng pretended to be puzzled.
"It's not good at one end, and the professor is not a brute, what kind of head!" Yu Qian said.
"That's not good, some beasts are really not as good as beasts, and it was reported in the newspaper yesterday, saying that a professor asked female students to sleep with them, otherwise, the graduation thesis will not be passed!" Lin Feng said.
"Then this professor is really not very good." Yu Qian nodded.
"So, I don't want to equate with them, but I don't do it, the top means, when we stand on the stage, the job is to educate people, we must pay attention to the taste of the program, what does this work teach people to learn today? It's your job, you don't think about whether the audience is happy or not! Lin Feng said.
Yu Qian: "Huh? Is that okay? ”
Lin Feng: "Yes, the audience loves to be happy, your job is to educate people, it doesn't matter to you whether they are happy or not, what is the loss of more than a billion viewers?" You're in a secure position! ”
Yu Qian: "I don't know where I'm standing. ”
Lin Feng: "In short, you have to be elegant, do you know what elegance is?" ”
Yu Qian: "You say." ”
Lin Feng: "Those who are against the people, the majority of the people don't understand, they say that most of those things are elegant." ”
Yu Qian: "What's the use, everyone doesn't understand!" ”
Lin Feng: "It doesn't matter if you don't understand, standing on the stage, we just can't be vulgar, we must be elegant!" ”
"Huh......"
The audience laughed for a while, Lin Feng's joke today is a little less than the joke in the previous issue, but this show mainly plays satire, taking the route of sarcasm and black-bellied, although the audience can rarely laugh, but the smile is always on the corner of the mouth, and it has a resonance with Lin Feng in the bottom of his heart.
The lounge of several groups of comedians did not appear.
Fujino: "Lin Feng's show today is really sharp, and I like this work more than the last show." ”
Xiaobao: "It's amazing, this sarcasm pierces people's hearts." ”
Sun Jiajia: "Lin Feng really lived up to expectations and did not disappoint fans who like him. ”
Liu Changhe: "Lin Feng doesn't come to the quyi circle, it is definitely a loss to our quyi circle!" ”
Common room.
Jiang Cheng and Liu Zhijie leaned on the sofa, as Lin Feng's performance progressed, the faces of the two became more and more ugly, Lin Feng's state on stage, as well as the control and interpretation of the work, have reached the level that the two of them even have to look up to, if Lin Feng can always maintain this style and level behind this work, this competition, they will lose too much.
As soon as they thought of losing to Lin Feng, Jiang Cheng and Liu Zhijie became even more angry, and there was basically no expression on their faces.
Stage.
Lin Feng and Yu Qian continued to speak.
The content behind this cross talk is much more funny and funny than the previous one, so the atmosphere at the scene is getting hotter and hotter, and the audience's laughter basically never stops.
Finally, Lin Feng and Yu Qian's performances ended, and the two bowed and left.
"Huh......"
"That's so good!"
"Let's do it again!"
"Let's make a comeback!"
The two of them left, but the scene was full of cheers, the host Wu Bo walked to the front desk, at this time, Lin Feng and Yu Qian also went around to the front, and the two bowed to the audience again.
There was applause at the scene, and the audience still recognized Lin Feng and Yu Qian's performance very much.
"It's hard work." Wu Bo greeted the two politely.
"You've worked hard, too." Lin Feng responded with a smile.
"I'm much more relaxed." Wu Bo smiled and asked: "As far as I know, this cross talk was originally said by you and Zhang Xiaohua, but Zhang Xiaohua was hospitalized due to illness, so he could only temporarily change partners, and the two had never worked together before, how did it feel to work together for the first time this time?" ”
"It feels very good, it's very tacit." Lin Feng said.
"Where's Teacher Yu Qian?" Wu Bo asked Yu Qian again.
"Very good, I think Lin Feng and I are simply a natural 'pair', the two of us stand together and say cross talk, which is very comfortable." What Yu Qian said is true, he said that cross talk has been around for more than ten years, but he is not well-known, if he hadn't stood with Lin Feng today, the audience would not have known who he was.
"It seems that Mr. Yu is very satisfied with this cooperation, what about Lin Feng? Tell us about your new partner? Wu Bo asked Lin Feng again.
"Mr. Yu is a rare good actor, in fact, I made mistakes in some places on stage, but he can also catch it, this is amazing." Lin Feng smiled and continued: "In addition, Teacher Yu also has three hobbies, which are particularly good. ”
"What are the three hobbies?" Wu Bo asked.
"Smoking, drinking, burning your hair!" Lin Feng smiled and responded.
…… (To be continued.) )