Under the strong protest and threat of strike by the Hades King in the dark night, Zhang Xiaoshuai finally agreed, take it out every morning, and play by itself when he goes to work, of course, the scope of activities is limited to the hospital compound, and then take it home after work, the condition is that he must not delay doing housework, the floor must be light and recognizable, and the desktop must be spotless, although this is really a bit of the nature of the overlord clause, but the former mountain lord still happily agreed, and those who lose their power and humiliate the country can bear it, and if they continue to be aggrieved, it will almost forget how to fly.

Early in the morning, when the sky is not yet bright, the former mountain lord began to get up happily to prepare, dried fruits and horses must be brought, sour plum soup must not be less, all must be packed in the backpack, until the two of them packed up, put on clothes and went downstairs, it has already taken the first step to grab a bag of reserve grain on the roof of the car and wait.

Although he had already agreed to lead the Night Hades King to come out for a walk to see the world, Zhang Xiaoshuai still felt that it was necessary for him to do his duty to admonish.

"Don't blame me for not reminding you, it's especially popular to make a slingshot to shoot birds everywhere, it's really going to be stewed, I'm not responsible for rescue, it's too embarrassing."

The Night Hades flapped his wings and expressed strong dissatisfaction with Zhang Xiaoshuai's questioning.

"Don't worry, just a mortal, where can you hurt the lord of this mountain, it's okay, master, don't worry about it!"

Since this birdman doesn't appreciate it, Zhang Xiaoshuai doesn't bother to say more, besides, this guy is indeed very cunning, and it is not easy for ordinary people to hurt it, but Rao is so, Zhang Xiaoshuai still decided to take it to the ward first, the hospital is not big, a few more people know that this is his bird, and there are fewer people who will fight it again.

"Little handsome, what kind of bird are you? So fat? ”

Liao Fanjin smiled and touched the bird's head, I don't know if it was an illusion, he always felt that the bird's eyes were a little weird, why did it seem to be murderous? Isn't it just touching my head twice? The murderous thing must be that he is too tired from the night shift. So hallucinations, right?

Zhang Xiaoshuai replied casually without thinking about it while changing clothes:

"Starling."

The former mountain lord exploded in an instant, flapping his wings and pasting Zhang Xiaoshuai's face with bird feathers, you are only a starling. Your whole family is a starling, Lao Tzu is a noble Wufeng family, but these fish-lipped human beings, where do you understand Lao Tzu's noble bloodline.

Unexpectedly, there was such a grumpy starling in the world, Liao Fanjin was so frightened that the whole person took several steps back. Stumbled in his mouth:

"What breed of starling is this, so awesome? How come I've never seen one? ”

Zhang Xiaoshuai carried the neck of the Night Hades and threw it directly away, twisting his brows and saying impatiently:

"Alpine Snow Mountains Angola Konga Starling."

Liao Fanjin: "......"

No wonder it's so fat, so fat that it has a fight with the old hen, it turns out that it is so tall and tall, it sounds like a mouth!

…………………………………………….

In the ward, a group of patients surrounded Zhang Xiaoshuai and his birds, and for a while, there were different opinions in the ward, and the noise was simply happy.

Patient A: "Dr. Zhang." Your bird is so big! ”(⊙﹏⊙)b

Patient B: "Dr. Zhang, your bird is so mighty!" ”Σ(°△°|||) ︴

Patient C: "Dr. Zhang, can I pet your bird?" ”(￣ー￣)

Zhang Xiaoshuai twitched the corners of his mouth and nodded expressionlessly.

Patient C: "Dr. Zhang, your bird feathers are so hard!" It's slippery and cool to the touch, and it feels so cool. ”

Patient D: "Really? Let me also touch Dr. Zhang's bird, wow! It's really cool! ”

Zhang Xiaoshuai finally collapsed completely,! What the hell are these, can you talk well, and his ears are almost pregnant, okay? It's too yellow and violent. I really can't listen to it for a second.

"Doctor Zhang, let me pet your bird too?"

Zhao Xin laughed so hard that he was about to lose his breath, his face was flushed, and he fought with the monkey's buttocks. Zhang Xiaoshuai slapped away the paw of the dog that he stretched out to him, and said angrily:

"Touch your mother's ass! Get out of the way! ”

As soon as Zhao Xin heard this, he quit on the spot.

"Why? You can let others touch it, why can't you let me touch it, there are birds and everyone touches it together! Don't be stingy! ”

"Stingy with you"

Zhang Xiaoshuai's face turned green, and he didn't understand. How did it come to this? What about the love scene of caring for small animals and the great harmony between man and nature? The more Mao talked, the more lewd he became, and he became more and more dissolute, what went wrong? What a puzzled sister!

…………………………………………….

Xu Cheng was originally sitting in a wheelchair, playing cards with a few patients, just now he saw that everyone was attracted by the giant King Kong Starling on Zhang Xiaoshuai's shoulder, and he couldn't help but come over to see the excitement, this look, the more he looked, the more strange he felt, and he couldn't help laughing at the moment:

"Little brother, your bird is really good, can you lend me a look." (The above are all in Cantonese, please see the official to make up for your own brain, friends who like to eat seafood, you can add some oyster flavor as appropriate, refrigerated taste is better.) ）

"Good! No problem. ”

Zhang Xiaoshuai agreed very happily, so Xu Cheng carefully took over the Lord of the Night Hades, and felt extremely heavy when he started, where is this starling? It's clearly the old mother**? Raised so fat, is it planned to kill stewed mushrooms during the New Year?

"This starling is really fat, what do you usually feed him little brother? Can you speak human language? ”

This time, without waiting for Zhang Xiaoshuai to speak, Lord Hades of the Night took the lead in opening his mouth.

"Stupid~~! You're a fool~~! ”

Everyone: "......"

Xu Cheng's face sank, and he said angrily:

"Yo he! Why is this little brute still scolding? ”

You must know, how can Lord Hades in the Night be the kind bird who doesn't scold back? was scolded, and its first reaction was naturally to sneer at each other.

"You're a brute, and your whole family is a brute."

"You ————"

Xu Cheng felt that his blood pressure must be approaching two hundred and two at this time, this fat man, he actually scolded him for being a brute? It's just presumptuous.

Seeing that the situation was not good, Zhang Xiaoshuai hurriedly picked up the neck of the Lord of the Night Hades, and threatened with a smile:

"How do you speak? Little Styx Shoes! Don't hurry up and apologize to Uncle Xu, otherwise I won't be able to take you out and play tomorrow. ”

In the face of such a threat, Lord Hades really wanted to be irritable and fool him, mainly because this old man was really annoying! It's so disrespectful to the old when it's old, that is, it's an old man who has a good temper now, and if it was put back then, this old thing would have been dragged out and buried alive a long time ago, okay?

Seeing the Night Hades stalk his neck, as if he was putting on a posture of preferring to die, Zhang Xiaoshuai suddenly felt a headache, he originally planned to take it out to meet people first, and by the way, he also taught it the basic common sense of getting along with people, but he still has a temper, and after being touched a few times, he faintly has a tendency to turn his face, which is really worse than a tiger's fart. (To be continued.) )