After getting off work, Zhang Xiaoshuai didn't go home immediately, but dragged Ye Jinghong out to cut his hair, of course, he didn't find any beauty directors like Jerry Tom, he just quietly cut an ordinary short in the master's shop near his home, and Ye Jinghong just simply trimmed his tail. "Words * love * first * hair e novel w?w?w?.? １?x?i?a?o?s?h?uo

"Why do you have to cut your hair?"

Ye Jinghong expressed deep doubts about this, Zhang Xiaoshuai was very patient, and explained to her with a smile:

"Today is the second day of February, we have to shave the faucet, we here have to cut our hair today, and we have to eat noodles and pig's head meat when we go home at night, this is called eating the faucet, it is particular, and it will be unlucky if you don't eat it."

Ye Jinghong pouted.

"I've never heard of any stereotypes."

Ye Jinghong's mother and father, one is a rough branch and a shopkeeper who doesn't care about anything, and the other is a child of a family who was born in a military family and has received a strict military education since childhood.

Therefore, parents are the best teachers for their children, and they are also the children of a family who are loved by thousands of people, Ye Jinghong does not have the problems of most gentlemen, although she is also proud in her bones, and this pride and nobility have almost been completely integrated into her blood and bones, but at least in words and deeds, she does not make people have that kind of gap and sense of superiority that is like crossing mountains and seas.

"It's just an old folk custom, just have fun, I heard that the pig's head meat of a family of eight treasures is very good, and I plan to take a detour to buy some, since you are more resistant to this kind of stereotype, I think it's better to forget it, and I won't eat dragon whisker noodles tonight......"

Zhang Xiaoshuai pressed the car lock, obviously planning to drive home, Ye Jinghong's face immediately showed a tangled look, and after hesitating again and again, he finally pretended to be indifferent:

"Since it's your custom here. Why don't you try it? You can't change the rules just because of me, how bad is that! ”

Zhang Xiaoshuai held back a smile, opened the door and got into the car, and turned around and drove towards the Bazhen store that he had inquired about a long time ago.

That's all it takes to find a foodie girlfriend. No matter what disagreements arise in your conversation, as long as you change the topic to the delicious food, she will immediately compromise, and even the quarrel will not be saved at all, and it simply cannot be more intimate.

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When the two of them came home with large bags and small bags. The former mountain lord is holding a rag with a suffocated face, dutifully wiping the floor, saying that this time he has really made the former mountain lord idle bird, before because he has been recuperating from his injury, basically can't go anywhere, now it is almost healed, naturally he can't be idle anymore, but Zhang Xiaoshuai Ye Jinghong is busy all day long, and he has no time to take care of it. This is really bitter for its throbbing bird's heart.

"Master, have you come back and brought me anything delicious?"

Dropping down the rag, the former mountain lord immediately spread his wings, fluttered in front of Zhang Xiaoshuai, and excitedly stretched out his claws to take all kinds of plastic bags in Zhang Xiaoshuai's hand, and his tone was enthusiastic like a little daughter-in-law waiting for her husband's return, the main thing is that it stays at home every day now, and the idle farts are cold, so it's. The moment when Zhang Xiaoshuai goes home and enters the door every day has become his only expectation of the day.

"I bought your favorite Qiaqia melon seeds, as well as tea eggs."

It has to be said that since he got this bird. His housework has been reduced by at least half, mainly because the former mountain lord is too capable, and the cleaning of the room and mopping the floor are the most basic, and he even learned to use the washing machine, microwave oven, water heater and gas stove, which Zhang Xiaoshuai is happy to see, of course, there are bad ones.

For example, recently. The former mountain lord seems to be in love with a certain treasure, Zhang Xiaoshuai will receive a short prompt sound from him almost every day to buy something, although most of them are not too expensive, but the key is annoying, every day by all kinds of garbage information prompts, which discount, which discount, which discount, it's annoying?

took off his coat, Zhang Xiaoshuai immediately changed into home clothes and went into the kitchen, ready to start cooking, Ye Jinghong wanted to go into the bathroom to take a shower, but who knew that he soon frowned and walked out again.

"Xiao Ming, what the hell did you buy back?"

The Night Hades King shrank his claws a little weakly, and whispered:

"It's just a bath brush, you know I have a lot of hair, so ......"

"Wait."

Ye Jinghong endured his impatience and interrupted:

"Are you insulting my IQ again? Will the bath brush be that big? What the hell did you buy to put in the bathroom, such a big box, it's almost up to the bath tub. ”

Zhang Xiaoshuai's bathroom is not big, at this time, coupled with the big box that the Night Hades King got out of nowhere, it is a little difficult to even turn around, Ye Jinghong can't take a bath, the whole person is a little irritable, the Night Hades King is most afraid that she will be unhappy, because if she is unhappy, Zhang Xiaoshuai will be unhappy, Zhang Xiaoshuai is not happy, it will not want to be happy anymore.

"Mistress, you are so wise, it is indeed a bath tub! Actually, I didn't want to buy it at all, but the seller did it again, saying that he was buying a bath brush and getting a bath bucket, so ......"

Ye Jinghong simply had nothing to say.

"Xiao Ming, do you think that everyone's head is like you, only the size of a pine nut? To be honest, otherwise I would have plucked your bird feather ** feather duster today. ”

The former mountain lord shivered for no reason, it has eaten and drunk well for a while, and finally raised a shiny and slippery bird feather, this is its heart and liver baby, that can't be plucked out of a single one!

"People... People just look at the one in the advertisement... That little girl looks very cute in the bubble bath,... So that's it..."

Ye Jinghong pointed at the bird head of the Hades King of the Night, so angry that he couldn't speak for a long time.

"You said that you are a bird, and you love shopping, but you are still Lolicon, do you still have a little discipline?"

When Zhang Xiaoshuai came out with his face, he saw a person and a bird arguing in the living room, and couldn't help laughing:

"What's the noise? You're really good enough, quarreling with a bird, and you're still arguing so much, is it interesting? ”

"Where I want to quarrel, you ask it, just its two taels of meat, do you still need to buy a bath bucket? Having an insulated lunch box is enough for it to wash. ”

Ye Jinghong was obviously angry enough by the Night Hades King, and when he saw Zhang Xiaoshuai coming out, he immediately pulled him to judge himself, and the Night Hades King was not very confident, but now he was suddenly insulted by Ye Jinghong's words, and he suddenly became a little furious.

"What do you mean that a warm lunch box is enough for me to wash? How to speak? Is there anyone like you nagging? Do you still have friends who are so nagging? ”

Ye Jinghong's little face tightened, and he snorted coldly:

"I don't need friends."

The Night Hades King was so angry that the bird's feathers were about to stand up, and he immediately screamed in a sharp voice, Zhang Xiaoshuai was so troubled by the two of them that he had to use a killer move.

"Still haven't eaten? Otherwise, you two will go to the balcony and quarrel, and I'll eat by myself. ”

Ye Jinghong's face changed instantly, and then he snorted:

"Cut! Whoever wants to deal with a silly bird, give me a bowl of noodles, I want a poached egg. ”

The Night Hades King also extinguished the battle in an instant, and obediently flew down to Zhang Xiaoshuai's shoulder.

"Master, I'm going to use the instant noodle bowl of the newly bought cherry balls to serve the noodles, and don't forget to cut my tea eggs."

Zhang Xiaoshuai waited with a bitter face, saying that he felt that his status as the head of the family was becoming more and more precarious, and it seemed that it was time for them to know who the real head of the family was.

Ye Jinghong: "Xiao Shuai'er, are there any shredded mustard mixed in the morning?" ”

Zhang Xiaoshuai habitually responded:

"Yes, in the fridge! I'll get it for you. ”

Night Hades: "By the way, take out my sour plum soup too, hard work master." ”

"Okay!"

When Zhang Xiaoshuai walked into the living room with shredded cold mustard in his hand and sour plum soup under his arm, his heart was full of bitterness, the head of the family! It's almost the same as the family's 'cooking'! Sure enough, there is no zài in this beautiful and capable and obedient girl, even if there is really a beautiful and capable girl, then the obedient one should be himself. (To be continued.) )