Chapter 165: Angry Birds (for the purple wind)
"Isn't it just some wild vegetables in the mountains and the fish in your damn fish pond, and the delicacies of the mountains and the sea, I'm sorry."
"If you kid can bring the delicacies of the mountains and seas, I can bring back the granddaughter of the Japanese emperor to you as a sister-in-law tomorrow."
"Ye Fan, what did you just say?"
Ye Fan, who suddenly reacted, remembered that Dong Xiaoyu was by his side, and what did he say just now? I didn't say anything just now, yes, I didn't say anything.
"Brother? What did I say, I didn't say anything? Isn't that right, brother? ”
Ye Fan pretended not to know, with a look of I don't know.
"You just said that if you can bring the delicacies of the mountains and seas, I can soak the granddaughter of the Japanese emperor back tomorrow and give you a sister-in-law, a sister-in-law, and a sister-in-law."
"How to spend your heart, you should fight, you should fight."
burst
Ye Fan couldn't help it, and a mouthful of water squirted out like this, thinking. Who is this, knowing that he is unlucky, he even said that he looked at his brother.
Lin Jinhai saw Ye Fan looking at him, stretched out his hand, pointed towards the tree next to the house, and opened his hands with an expression that had nothing to do with me.
Ye Fan's face turned dark and looked towards the tree, when he saw the bird in the birdcage, Ye Fan couldn't wait to climb up immediately, and immediately caught the bird on the tree and roasted it directly, but unfortunately, he hadn't gone up yet.
Dong Xiaoyu didn't know what's wrong today, he was angry again, he had never seen Dong Xiaoyu angry Ye Fan before, and now he finally understands that when you can't catch up, the girl is a goddess in your mind, and after chasing it, then the goddess will become a strict wife, and I don't know who said this, Ye Fan has a feeling of wanting to beat that person.
I thought to myself, what are you saying badly, you have to say this sentence, and how accurate can you say it.
"Ah......h
Ye Fan barked like a pig, just now the left ear was red and swollen, now it is the right, I don't know if it will be the nose next time, then I should be able to worship Zhu Bajie as a brother, share the blessings and difficulties.
After calling for a while, Dong Xiaoyu remembered that no one spoke just now, since it wasn't a human being, who said it?
Let go of the hand that twisted Ye Fan's ear, he was a little scared in his heart, and looked around, as if he was looking for something.
Ye Fan saw that Dong Xiaoyu finally let go of his hand, breathed a sigh of relief, looked at the birdcage on the tree, and scolded in his mouth: "What do you see, believe it or not, I will climb up and eat you in a while?" ”
"Strict wife, strict wife, strict wife."
The little bird in the tree began to cry again, and I don't know who taught this sentence, but how well it was taught, even the strict management of his wife.
It's a pity that Ye Fan was not ready to climb the tree, Dong Xiaoyu saw the little bird on the tree, and Dong Xiaoyu, who saw the little bird, walked towards the tree.
He muttered a sentence in his mouth and said, "Hey, it's this little bird who is talking?" ”
"Damn the little bird, look at me, believe it or not, I'll climb up and catch you and roast you."
Ye Fan was not convinced, and muttered a few words to himself, but the ears of this little bird were no less than those of Shunfeng, and when he heard what he said, he scolded Ye Fan under the tree.
"Your sister, your sister, actually wanted to roast me, you deserve your wife's strict control, you deserve your wife's strict control."
Lin Jinhai, who was standing next to Ye Fan, couldn't help laughing, thinking, how can you do it yourself, a little bird that you can't handle?
But at this moment, Ye Fan suddenly noticed that next to the birdcage, there was another bird, this bird was a little close to the bird who had just spoken, and it was also a parrot, but this parrot, from the beginning to the present, had never opened its mouth, so it quietly watched the male parrot pretending.
Parrots that can't speak are generally female, and when he saw a female parrot next to him, Ye Fan immediately paid attention, didn't Zhu Bajie teach himself a set of control techniques?
That set of control techniques is useless for immortals, but it has an effect on animals and people in the nether world, thinking of this, Ye Fan closed his eyes for a while.
After a while, he immediately opened his eyes, and after breaking through a few levels, Ye Fan now didn't need to pose at all to directly use his head to control what he wanted to control.
It's just that he is now in the mortal realm, and he doesn't have the main reason for the aura, so when he controls it, he can't move the slightest bit.
"Hmph, how rude do you speak, don't say you know me in the future, hum."
The parrot in the trees, which had not opened its mouth just now, suddenly began to speak, but not in the words of men, but in the language of birds.
The little bird in the other birdcage heard the little bird next to him who he had loved for a long time say that he was not, so he immediately stopped talking and looked at the little bird next to him, and said like Ye Fan and Dong Xiaoyu apologized.
"It's not what you think, I'm forced, I'm forced."
Ye Fan is now controlling this parrot, of course, he can also understand the bird language, and when he heard the other party say that he was forced, Ye Fan sneered, your little trick may be of some use in front of the girl.
But in front of your grandfather, oh, no, the second aunt of your Ye Liangchen's cousin's cousin's second aunt's third uncle's grandson's friend's second grandfather's third aunt's grandson, you still dare to say that you were forced, don't give you some color to see, you really think I'm a fake?
"Hmph, you know to make excuses, don't come to me in the future, I don't like men who dare not be man, hum."
After speaking, he raised his bird head very proudly, looking like you are a bad seed.
There are very few parrots now, and in addition, Lin Jinhai only has two parrots here, one is himself, and the other is the one next to him, if he makes the other party unhappy, maybe, it will be difficult to find a daughter-in-law by then.
Thinking of this, he immediately figured out how to coax the parrot next to him back, but unfortunately, this parrot didn't know at all, and now this parrot's mind was completely blank, and he didn't know anything, and he was all controlled by Ye Fan.
Ye Fan saw that the parrot didn't speak, and continued to control the parrot and said: "What did you just say, you understand yourself, I want you to apologize to the man below, otherwise I won't forgive you, you are the kind of bad seed who dares to do but doesn't dare to be, hum, bad seed." ”
"Okay, okay, I'll apologize right away, I'll apologize right away, don't be angry, okay?"
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I was joking just now, I was joking just now, you just forgive me, you just forgive me."
This sentence is in human words, ostensibly to Ye Fan, but actually to the mother's parrot, Dong Xiaoyu and Lin Jinhai, who were standing below, were just about to walk in, but when they suddenly heard this, they incredulously put their eyes back on the trees again.
Staring at the parrot above the trees that had just spoken, especially Lin Jinhai, as if he suspected that he was dreaming, the parrot who knew that he was naughty all day long, even knew to apologize?
Although Ye Fan controlled the other parrot, he could also hear what the parrot had just said, but Ye Fan felt that this was not enough, in fact, if he wanted to control the parrot to speak, Ye Fan could control the parrot that had just scolded himself, but if he controlled the parrot, when he was not controlled, he would definitely scold himself again.
So Ye Fan cleverly borrowed the weakness of another parrot, that is, this male parrot, to deal with himself.
Seeing that it was not enough, Ye Fan continued to let the male parrot speak.
"No, no, you still have to say, you are really a natural pair."
Parrot: "You're a natural pair, you're a natural pair." ”
Ye Fan continued to control the other parrot and let the other one say: "You are not like some people, you know how to blow water all day long. ”
"You're not like some people who know how to blow water all day long, and you know how to blow water all day long."
You are a pair in the sky, talking about Ye Fan and Dong Xiaoyu, and you are not like some people, that is, Lin Jinhai.
When Lin Jinhai heard that the little bird he raised actually attacked him personally, he couldn't wait to take out his slingshot from the house and shoot him down directly.
At this time, Ye Fan finally let go of the female parrot, looked at his brother Lin Jinhai, laughed, and said, "Haha, water blower, haha, your parrot has said you." ”
Lin Jinhai: "you, what a water blower, I fed him the wrong thing today, that's why he screamed." ”
Parrot: "Your sister is eating indiscriminately, your sister is eating indiscriminately, your sister, you haven't fed me anything today?" ”
Ye Fan: "Haha, what is this called, this is called raising a white-eyed wolf at home." ”
When the two of you laughed at me and I laughed at you, Lin Jinhai's father also came back, carrying a pile of firewood on his back, holding a fish in his hand, which was a wild fish.
There is a river on the other side of the mountain, and it is time for the river to dry up, so it is normal to catch wild fish.
"Uncle, you're back, is there any river next door that has dried up?"
Ye Fan saw Lin Jinhai's father coming back, so he immediately greeted him, Ye Fan had lived here before, and he also knew Ye Fan when he was hot.
Seeing Ye Fan, Lin Jinhai's father said to Ye Fan: "Xiao Fan, I heard Xiao Hai say this morning that you are going to rent some mountains to grow things, although I don't know what you want to plant." ”
"But you have to think clearly, this mountain is different from work, you have to be able to bear hardships and stand hard work when you plant things in the mountain, and you have to patrol the mountain every day to see how the trees in the mountain are growing, and there is no shortage of water? Is there anything that would start a fire. ”
Ye Fan didn't plan to manage it here by himself at all, so he said directly: "I understand, after all, I have also helped you here a little." ”
"But I've already thought about it, I don't know if my uncle knows that those mountains haven't been rented yet, can you introduce me?"
"It's sunny outside, come in?"
"Who is this?"
Seeing a girl standing next to Ye Fan, although Lin Jinhai's father had already guessed, he felt that it was better to ask clearly. (To be continued.) )